Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Imagine if Tulio from El Dorado decided to spice things up by wearing a $5 wig from the discount store and didn’t even bother styling it – that’s the level of insanity you can expect on this server.

Join us for epic adventures where pigs fly, cows dance, and creepers tell knock-knock jokes. Our community is filled with quirky characters who will keep you laughing non-stop. And don’t even get us started on the treasure hunts – rumor has it that the legendary diamond sword of derpiness is hidden somewhere in the depths of the Nether.

So if you’re ready to embrace the chaos, join us on this wacky Minecraft server where the only rule is to have fun and never take yourself too seriously. Who knows, you might even run into Tulio himself sporting his fabulous $5 wig!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players: 102/500 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.4 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed: 1 Astral Amulets Crafted: 40
Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 4 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 3
Astral Projections Made: 4 Fairy Circles Danced In: 8
Epic Shields Constructed: 33 Cursed Lands Purified: 6
Haunted Mines Explored: 2 Infernal Machines Built: 1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

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  • Believe Minecraft SMP Shitter

    Believe Minecraft SMP Shitter
    Are you tired of boring Minecraft SMPs where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further! Our server is like the AEW of Minecraft – full of drama, chaos, and unexpected twists! Just like when Hangman tried to go into business for himself, you never know what crazy antics will happen next on our server. Join us for a wild ride and see if you can survive the madness! Who needs quality when you have pure insanity? Join now and experience the chaos for yourself!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 110/900 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Mythical Quests Completed: 23 Epic Weapons Forged: 3
    Infernal Machines Built: 2 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 4
    Celestial Gardens Planted: 7 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 333
    Haunted Mines Explored: 3 Backwards Speech Heard: 6
    Buildings Constructed: 32 Royal Decrees Issued: 5

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

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  • HardBox Vanilla Minecraft server

    HardBox Vanilla Minecraft server

    HardBox is a vanilla server without private or wipes. It is suitable for both beginners and experienced players, as it creates a special atmosphere for long games!

    Standard scope:The server is aimed at maximum vanilla survival, without weddings, shops, work, private parties and other things created for degradation. Kit starts, commands for sethomes, and teleports are completely absent.

    Gameplay: The server’s task is to provide a unique gameplay that is far superior to regular servers and radically different from regular servers running as a carbon copy. 1. We have no limit on worlds

    2. Drawing chunks of 16 blocks

    3. Datapack for 1000 achievements

    4. High complexity of the game, so as not to get bored and remember your childhood.

    5. Unique mechanics that fit perfectly into the game and you definitely haven’t seen them anywhere. (For example, they returned the illusionist cut by the game developers, added new options for decorations, added new options for the dispenser on behalf of the player, and this is only a small part)

    Version 1.21 is specially selected for players who like to play on new versions

    Invite your friends, loot and get a lot of positive emotions from the game!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 100/300 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Cursed Villages Purged: 4 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 3
    Meteor Showers Witnessed: 2 Mineshafts Explored: 4
    Titanic Relics Retrieved: 1 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 3
    Endless Staircases Climbed: 3 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 9
    Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 1 Phantom Rings Equipped: 25

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

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  • High Cuddle Minecraft Server

    High Cuddle Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old video games? Do you want to experience a whole new level of relaxation and fun? Join our Minecraft server and get ready to get high on adventure and cuddle up with your favorite daki! Our server is filled with crazy builds, hilarious mini-games, and a community of players who love to have a good time. So why waste your time on video games when you could be getting high and cuddling your daki on our server? Join us now and let the madness begin!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 105/900 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Buildings Constructed: 29 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 1
    Reality Distortions Fixed: 1 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 2
    Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 3 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 42
    Crystal Palaces Visited: 2 Cursed Villages Purged: 3
    Emeralds Found: 3199 Players Killed by Monsters: 3817

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

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  • Holy Sovl In Seovl Minecraft SMP

    Holy Sovl In Seovl Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our SMP is so lit, even the Ender Dragon is jealous!

    Join us for epic battles against giant chickens that shoot fireballs, secret underground dance parties with creepers, and a village full of villagers who have mastered the art of breakdancing.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Holy Sovl In Seovl, a mystical artifact that grants its wielder the power to turn dirt into diamonds and make trees grow bacon.

    So what are you waiting for? Join us now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Just make sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 90/900 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Towns Built: 1 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 3
    Cozy Campfires Lit: 16 Enchantments Applied: 189
    Duplicated Mobs Battled: 6 Royal Courts Attended: 3
    Infinity Stones Found: 1 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 5
    Gnome Villages Protected: 9 Legendary Titles Earned: 1

    Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

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  • Crafty Dawn Trail Minecraft Server

    Crafty Dawn Trail Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing exciting to offer? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be! Join us for a wild ride filled with adventures, crazy events, and non-stop fun!

    Picture this: you log in and find yourself in a world where anything is possible. Want to build a house made entirely out of diamonds? Go for it! Want to ride a pig off a cliff while wearing a top hat? Why not! Our server is all about letting your imagination run wild.

    But that’s not all – we have epic meetups like the Costume Party Mixer in Goblin, where you can show off your wildest outfits and dance the night away. Or how about the Monthly Male Meetup in Malboro Crystal, where you can bond with other players over your love for Minecraft and manly things.

    And don’t even get us started on the Moogle Treasure Trove event – it’s like a treasure hunt on steroids! Plus, our All Saints’ Wake celebration is the spookiest party in town, with haunted houses, pumpkin carving contests, and more.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventures of your life. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 92/100 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Epic Bosses Defeated: 4 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 5
    Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 143 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 1
    Titan Hearts Harvested: 5 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 0
    Dragons Tamed: 7 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 3
    Goblin Armies Outwitted: 5 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 18

    Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

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  • Bitcoiners Minecraft SMP Society Riches

    Bitcoiners Minecraft SMP Society Riches
    Are you tired of those pesky bitcoiners hoarding all the virtual riches while the rest of us suffer in poverty? Well, fear not, for on our Minecraft SMP, we have a secret weapon to combat their “hodling” ways!

    Join us on this wild and wacky server where we have developed a special potion that turns all bitcoin into diamonds! That’s right, no more worrying about those digital coins taking over the economy – we’ve got it covered.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a group of ninja villagers who have mastered the art of sneaking into bitcoiner bases and stealing their precious loot. It’s a heist like no other, and you can be a part of the action!

    So come on down to our Minecraft SMP and join the fight against the bitcoiners. Together, we can create a more balanced and diamond-filled society for all!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 105/500 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Mythical Quests Completed: 12 World-Altering Spells Cast: 1
    Forgotten Legends Remembered: 2 Blood Moons Survived: 2
    Teleportation Mishaps: 2 Wilderness Tamed: 10
    Time-Warping Watches Found: 1 Legendary Scepters Created: 6
    Dungeon Sieges Launched: 7 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

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  • Hopeless Romantics Minecraft Server

    Hopeless Romantics Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where love is like a Creeper explosion – unexpected and potentially devastating! Join us for a wild ride filled with heart-pounding adventures and hilarious mishaps.

    Our server is like a rollercoaster of emotions, just like listening to Smashing Pumpkins. But instead of feeling lovey-dovey, get ready to feel the pain and humiliation of being blown up by a Creeper while mining for diamonds.

    Forget about Cupid De Locke, on our server, love is more like Zero – constantly trying to survive and rebuild after each heartbreak. But hey, at least you’ll have a blast doing it!

    So come on over and join us for a crazy fun time on our Minecraft server. Who knows, you might just find love in the most unexpected places – like a hidden chest full of enchanted gear!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 101/500 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Phantom Rings Equipped: 22 Reality Warps Survived: 0
    Horror Stories Survived: 4 Mythical Swords Crafted: 37
    Ancient Ruins Explored: 3 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 8
    Demon Skulls Collected: 31 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 36
    Spontaneous Duels Fought: 7 Infernal Machines Built: 1

    Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

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  • Did They Minecraft SMP

    Did They Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our SMP is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world!

    Join us if you want to witness epic battles between players riding on flying pigs armed with diamond swords and enchanted bows. And did they… y’know? Oh yes, they did! The drama is real and the gossip is juicy on our server.

    But that’s not all! We have secret underground bases filled with treasure, hidden portals to mysterious dimensions, and even a pet dragon that you can ride into battle. And don’t even get me started on the pranks that players pull on each other – let’s just say that TNT is involved more often than not.

    So why wait? Join our crazy Minecraft SMP today and prepare for the most insane and hilarious adventures of your gaming life!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 104/1000 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 5 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 1
    Emeralds Found: 9074 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 4
    God-Tier Weapons Forged: 49 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 9
    Chaos Gates Opened: 3 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 3
    Farms Harvested: 896 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 16

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

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  • Bread Sucks Minecraft Server

    Bread Sucks Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old bread in Minecraft? Well, on our server, we have bread that will make you say “Fuck your bread Nono! Your bread sucks!!” Our bread is so delicious, it will make you question all other bread in the game. Join us for the best bread experience of your virtual life!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 92/200 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 5 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 12
    Magic Scrolls Discovered: 8 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 0
    Werewolf Howls Heard: 3 Void Gems Collected: 12
    Whispering Caves Entered: 7 Magical Moments Shared: 19
    Legendary Scepters Created: 3 Orbs of Power Found: 8

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

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  • BlockyBanter Minecraft SMP

    BlockyBanter Minecraft SMP
    Welcome to the most chaotic, hilarious, and downright ridiculous Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

    1. Our server is run by a group of llamas who have taken over the world and demand tribute in the form of diamond blocks. Don’t worry, they’re pretty chill as long as you don’t try to ride them.

    2. We have a secret underground disco party where all the mobs get down and boogie. Creepers doing the electric slide? Skeletons breakdancing? It’s a sight to behold.

    3. Our admin team consists of a group of sentient potatoes who communicate through interpretive dance. They may not be the most efficient at solving problems, but they sure know how to bust a move.

    4. Legend has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots at the bottom of the ocean. But beware, it’s guarded by a giant squid who’s a master of karaoke.

    So come join us on this wild and wacky adventure, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the llamas’ demands for more diamonds). Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft SMP!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 95/700 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Players Killed by Monsters: 2048 Reality Distortions Fixed: 3
    Crops Grown: 2474 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 4
    Farms Harvested: 391 Heroic Legacies Created: 2
    Towns Built: 5 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 2
    Elemental Crystals Collected: 30 Alternate Realities Explored: 1

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

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  • What is the IP for Caedrel Minecraft Server?

    What is the IP for Caedrel Minecraft Server?

    Caedrel is a professional League of Legends player hailing from the United Kingdom. He currently plays as a mid laner for Excel Esports in the LEC. Caedrel is known for his versatile champion pool, exceptional mechanical skills, and strong shot-calling abilities. He has established himself as a key player in the European League of Legends scene and continues to impress fans and critics alike with his performances on the Rift.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 91/800 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Bizarre Potions Brewed: 6 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 13
    Secret Libraries Discovered: 4 Portal Loops Escaped: 2
    Ancient Guardians Awoken: 1 Cursed Lands Purified: 5
    Mystery Villagers Spotted: 6 Phantom Horses Ridden: 1
    Immortal Potions Brewed: 9 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 12

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

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  • Perfect Survival Without PVP Minecraft Server

    Perfect Survival Without PVP Minecraft Server

    The most honest survival possible. Donations are kept as low as possible. No one has OP – GOD – FLY!

    Develop yourself. Build beautiful warps. Open stores for players.

    We don’t have any mini-games, anarchies, vultures or other bullshit. Only classic survival! Everything is done for YOU.

    ⬛ There are no unbalanced whales and donation statuses (no donation trash).

    ⬛ Huge worlds of 40,000 x 40,000 blocks (there is a Web map).

    ⬛ Drawing and simulation range – 16 chunks!

    ⬛ Private for 3,000,000 blocks for all players!

    ⬛ For game currency you can buy donation statuses!

    ⬛ Minecraft mechanics are untouched.

    ⬛ Everything has been translated into Russian! All plugins!

    ⬛ Let’s try not to wipe for as long as possible!

    ⬛ WE DON ‘ T NEED DONATIONS! The server is created for pleasant and comfortable survival!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 105/900 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 3 Reality Distortions Fixed: 3
    Cosmic Hamsters Found: 4 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 0
    Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 0 Phoenix Feathers Found: 6
    Mythical Quests Completed: 34 Cosmic Pies Baked: 2
    Crystal Palaces Visited: 1 Haunted Chests Opened: 9

    Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

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  • TipsyCraft Minecraft Server

    TipsyCraft Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that put you to sleep faster than a glass of warm milk? Well, look no further because our server is so wild and crazy, you’ll be too drunk to even think about masturbating to completion! Join us for epic adventures, insane builds, and a community that’s more chaotic than a creeper in a TNT factory. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for a ride that’ll leave you questioning your sanity (and your sobriety)!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 107/800 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 1 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 1
    Holy Grails Found: 5 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2
    Mimic Chests Discovered: 2 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 6
    Infinity Stones Found: 2 Phantom Knights Defeated: 9
    Alien Abductions: 0 Zombie Dances: 3

    Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

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  • PixelatedPals Minecraft SMP

    PixelatedPals Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring, vanilla Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new patch of grass to build on? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where chaos reigns supreme!

    Picture this: you log on to the server and immediately find yourself surrounded by a herd of dancing pigs wearing top hats. Why are they dancing, you ask? Because our server has a strict dress code for all animals and they’re just trying to impress the sheep with their fancy footwork.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a giant chicken who rules over the land with an iron feather. Rumor has it that if you can defeat the Chicken King in a dance-off, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves.

    And if you’re feeling adventurous, you can join our weekly llama racing tournaments where players ride their trusty llamas through obstacle courses filled with exploding creepers and flying pigs. The winner gets a lifetime supply of enchanted golden carrots and bragging rights for eternity.

    So what are you waiting for? Join us on our Minecraft SMP for a truly unforgettable experience filled with laughter, chaos, and maybe even a little bit of magic. Trust us, you won’t regret it.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 102/400 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    God-Killer Bows Constructed: 8 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 4
    Ether Blades Crafted: 12 Magical Moments Shared: 28
    Enchantments Applied: 63 Dragonkin Hatched: 1
    Witch’s Brew Drunk: 12 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 38
    Phantom Ships Sailed: 5 Hidden Villages Discovered: 1

    Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

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  • Latin Block Party Minecraft Server

    Latin Block Party Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the whiteness of Latin Americans is as confusing as trying to find a creeper in a field of sheep! We promise you’ll have a blast trying to navigate through our wacky world filled with Italian mobs that may or may not be considered white.

    Join us and witness the epic battles between American whites and Latin Americans as they try to determine who is the true whitest of them all. Will the concept of bleaching come into play? Who knows, but one thing is for sure – you won’t find a more ridiculous and entertaining server out there!

    So come on, grab your pickaxe and get ready to mine, build, and laugh your way through our one-of-a-kind Minecraft server. Who needs logic when you have this level of insanity? Join now and prepare for a wild ride!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 100/800 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Elemental Forces Harnessed: 8 Cursed Villages Purged: 4
    Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 2 Celestial Gardens Planted: 7
    Epic Mounts Acquired: 2 Secret Libraries Discovered: 2
    Mines Excavated: 2426 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 2
    Endless Night Skies: 4 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 1

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

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