What Was He Thinking Minecraft Server

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Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Imagine if Tulio from El Dorado decided to spice things up by wearing a $5 wig from the discount store and didn’t even bother styling it – that’s the level of insanity you can expect on this server.

Join us for epic adventures where pigs fly, cows dance, and creepers tell knock-knock jokes. Our community is filled with quirky characters who will keep you laughing non-stop. And don’t even get us started on the treasure hunts – rumor has it that the legendary diamond sword of derpiness is hidden somewhere in the depths of the Nether.

So if you’re ready to embrace the chaos, join us on this wacky Minecraft server where the only rule is to have fun and never take yourself too seriously. Who knows, you might even run into Tulio himself sporting his fabulous $5 wig!

Updated October 25, 2024

Players:	104/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	8

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

Quickland

Creative, Economy, PvE, PvP, Skywars, Survival, Vanilla

QuickLand is the best minecraft server, not premium. If you are looking for a fun server, without lag and a good staff attentive and different from the others? We are looking for adventurous and fun people like you who like to have a good time with friends! We have: Survival 1.12 with Slimefun, Survival OP, Skywars, Ffa, Creativo, OneBlock and much more. Join and have fun in this great community.

Updated October 25, 2024

Players:	93/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	5	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

JCEarth

Earth

Welcome to JCEarthSMP, a Minecraft server where realistic landscapes meet customizable vehicles and a thriving player-driven economy. Cruise in cars, fly helicopters, and dive into a dynamic marketplace. Choose professions, tackle quests, and join a vibrant community for an immersive and fast-paced gaming experience. Welcome to JCEarthSMP, where the adventure never ends!

Updated October 25, 2024

Players:	104/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Demon Skulls Collected:	32

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

GamerzWA

Economy, Hardcore, MCMMO, PvP, Survival, Towny

Join GamerzWA now and join our community, we recently opened the beta, come and make new friends and have a lot of fun in our towny! In the future, we will also open a PT rankup for everyone to have even more fun! Enter now and embark on this journey with us!

Updated October 25, 2024

Players:	90/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	10	Lunar Scepters Activated:	12
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

PokeVerse

Pixelmon

Welcome To PokeVerse

A PokeKhaan Craft 2 Server! The Server is updated following major updates with the mod pack developer.

Updated October 25, 2024

Players:	95/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Enchantments Applied:	97	Phantom Blocks Placed:	5

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

ReduX

Anarchy, Survival, Vanilla

An anarchic server? Yeah. But the goal is to create a healthy and not so toxic community. It is a simple survival 1.20.4 with few plugins. You can find us on our Discord server 🙂

Updated October 25, 2024

Players:	100/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	7	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

BendingMC

Creative, Survival, Towny

Inspired by Avatar: The Last Airbender and servers alike,

BendingMC can be considered another bending server. However, there is more that meets the eye,

Choose one of the four elements to follow. Earth, Fire, Water, or Air. However, Chi is also an option for the quick, feeble players. Survive and Thrive in the PVP/Towny world. Use bending to your advantage and conquer the most land! Challenge a player to a duel in the arena. Two players enter, but only one winner. Verse players in the public arena! Anyone can join in, but few can survive to emerge from the the chaos. Find out what else BendingMC can offer by logging in!

Updated October 25, 2024

Players:	92/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	14
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

MineYourMind

FTB, Pixelmon, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

Pixelmon, Skyfactory 3, Direwolf20 1.10.2 Server

Play the latest Pixelmon, SkyFactory and Direwolf20 on MineYourMind.net, a big modded minecraft network which has been around since 2012.

Updated October 25, 2024

Players:	90/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

Coast Craft

Cross-Play, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

version:1.20 / 1.20.4

Cross-Platform Factions/SMP

Java IP (No Port Needed): coastcraft.ddns.net Bedrock IP & Port: coastcraft.ddns.net : 19132

One Rule. No Cheaters.

(Including but not limited to: X-Ray, Spammers, Lag-Machines, Hacked-Clients, and/or anything to give you an unfair advantage over other players, and/or created to interrupt another players gameplay.)

Updated October 25, 2024

Players:	100/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

The Oasis SMP

Economy, Survival

Searching for a new server to call home? We welcome you to The Oasis SMP!

We’re here to connect people from all ages and backgrounds in a world where connections are dwindling. We work hard to create a toxic-free environment so you can feel at home and have fun playing the game within a safe community.

We are a community-driven, semi-vanilla server that excels at adding new, unique features without compromising the essential gameplay. We strive to be as open and communicative with our community as possible.

Updated October 25, 2024

Players:	97/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	28	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

Calcorra

Creative, PvE

Are you a Minecraft enthusiast looking for an immersive and creative server experience? Look no further than Calcorra!

Calcorra is an open world server specifically designed for nation and lore building. With a dedicated community of skilled builders and architects, you’ll have the opportunity to showcase your creativity and construct magnificent structures.

What sets Calcorra apart is its unique ranking system. Instead of traditional methods, you earn your rank ups by building and submitting your cool and awe-inspiring creations to our architect forum to get judged by a panel of unbiased architects. This means your hard work and talent will be recognized and rewarded, giving you a sense of accomplishment as you progress through the ranks. You start out by building your first submission in our Flatgrass world. Once its reviewed and judged, you will gain your first rank in our architect tree, and access to the Curated world where we build our nations and lore. You dont need to be perfect or the best builder in the world to join us, we are a community of growth and learning!

Join Calcorra today and become a part of our vibrant community. Unleash your creativity, collaborate with other talented players, and leave your mark on our ever-evolving world.

Visit us today at:

IP: play.calcorra.com

Updated October 25, 2024

Players:	108/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

JujutsuCraft

Cross-Play, Economy, Factions, Survival

This server has a Survival mode where pvp is active but there are protections so you can keep your most precious things in your base.

Updated October 25, 2024

Players:	97/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Potions Brewed:	60	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

TrooperLand

Raiding, Survival

Semi vanilla server SMP, with lots of cool features and a new style to play, you want to go solo or join a group.

Updated October 25, 2024

Players:	103/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
Secret Passages Found:	8	Alternate Realities Explored:	5

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

PixelQuantum

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

Join the Revolution at PixelQuantum!

Embark on a Minecraft odyssey like never before. Immerse yourself in a world where tradition meets innovation, featuring optional proximity voice chat, custom armors, and weapons. Our enhanced Vanilla experience offers anti-griefing measures, free ranks, and dynamic player-driven PvP. As we blaze through our public beta phase, be a trendsetter and help shape the future of Minecraft adventures. Join PixelQuantum – where every block tells a story, and the extraordinary is just the beginning. Your epic journey starts now!

Updated October 25, 2024

Players:	91/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	23
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

Homestead

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Semi-Vanilla 1.19 server! Come join with your friends or make new friends and play Minecraft the way it was meant to be played! IP: play.homesteadmc.us ~~ABOUT~~ Our server includes anti-grief plugins that will keep everything you’ve worked for safe. Any grief or theft will be undone, your chests, furnaces, and any valuables protected. Player versus Player is disabled server-wide apart from being enabled in the server made arena and other user made arenas. Buy and sell items with the player driven economy. Join or start your own town, go solo, or play however your heart desires on this community ran, PURE survival server. ~~RANKS~~ We at Homestead provide ranks that do not vastly impact the true survival experience that our server offers. Show your tenure and loyalty by progressing up from ranks ranging from Novice to Emerald. ~~COMMUNITY~~ Join our /Discord to take part in server discussion! From an active text and voice chat community to in-game Holiday events, we welcome absolutely anybody to delve into and experience our great community.

~~STAFF~~ ALL staff are handpicked. Every staff member being experienced, mature, and knowledgeable do not hesitate to voice any questions or concerns you may have. **Brand new map on an unexplored 1.19 server! (As of July 1st, 2022)** Come join with your friends or make new friends and play Minecraft the way it was meant to be played!

Updated October 25, 2024

Players:	91/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	1943
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

MenaceSMP Season 1

Anarchy, LifeSteal, PvP, Survival

Welcome to Menace Smp Season 1

Have you always wanted to join one of those big Lifesteal Smp servers like the official lifesteal smp! Well now is ur chance to join one!! ———————————————— What we got to offer is: – Lifesteal – Good Community – Nice Discord —————————‐——————– Server is open

Hope to see u there!

Updated October 25, 2024

Players:	90/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	4

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!