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Elder Scrolls Server

adventurers, assassins, city, Count, Elder, Elder Councilman, emperor, Empire, Farm, general, guild, Guild Master, Massive World, Minecraft, Roleplay, rp, Scrolls, Server, Siege, soldiers, Statesmen, Timeline, Village, Villains

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	8983
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	17
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Fairy Circles Danced In:	12
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Astral Projections Made:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17	Divine Spears Created:	24
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Name	Elder Scrolls Universe RP
Features	Build a city Create an empire Be a soldier in a massive siege Form a guild of assassins Relax in a quiet village and farm
Join Our Discord	https://discord.gg/jDP9c5RN6g

FAQ

Question	Answer
Can I become a General or Emperor in the server?	Yes, our unique timeline allows anyone to become a General, Elder Councilman, Guild Master, Emperor, Count, etc. and shape the server’s history.
What can I do in the server?	You can build cities, create empires, participate in sieges, form guilds, relax in villages, farm, and much more!
Is there a specific theme for the server?	Yes, the server is based in the Elder Scrolls Universe, providing a rich lore and world for players to immerse themselves in.

The Kam Schizo’s Realm 1.20.5

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	6809
Rating:	4.3 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Magic Wands Crafted:	22
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Lunar Scepters Activated:	10	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6

Yo, bro, lemme tell ya ’bout this cray cray Minecraft server, like, you won’t believe the shiz that goes down there! Picture this: a land full of unicorns, rainbow bridges, and flying pigs. Yeah, you heard me right, FLYING PIGS! And guess what? The pigs poop out diamonds, like, what even is reality anymore?

But wait, there’s more! This server has a secret underground disco party where all the mobs bust a move to dubstep music. Skeletons doing the robot, creepers breakdancing, it’s a wild time, man. And get this, the owner of the server is a llama in a top hat who speaks in Shakespearean insults. To be or not to be, that is the question, am I right?

So, if you wanna join a Minecraft server that will make you question everything you thought you knew about the game, then come on down to this wacky wonderland. Trust me, you won’t regret it… or maybe you will, who knows? Reality is just a simulation, man.

Complaining About Racist Backlash Minecraft SMP

activism, Backlash, civil rights, complaining, cultural ignorance, discrimination, discrimination backlash, INEQUALITY, intolerance, marginalized communities, Minecraft, minority groups, prejudice, race relations, racial discrimination, racial prejudice, racial tension, racist, racist backlash, smp, Social Issues, social justice, systemic racism, uncultured

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	1310
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18	Astral Amulets Crafted:	26
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Herobrine Sightings:	0
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Astral Projections Made:	3
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	44
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Alien Abductions:	5

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be for some outrageous fun! Join us and witness the epic saga of Steve, the blocky hero who is determined to build the biggest diamond castle in all the land. But watch out, because Herobrine is lurking in the shadows, ready to steal all your precious diamonds and turn your house into a giant chicken coop. And don’t even get us started on the drama between the villagers and the zombie pigmen – it’s like a soap opera in block form! So come on down and join our wacky world of Minecraft madness, where the only rule is to have a good time and laugh until your sides hurt. Who knows, you might even become the next legendary builder or the king of the server – just don’t forget to watch out for those pesky creepers!

HonestCraft SMP: Git Gud & Have Fun

advice, blunt advice, brutal truths, brutally honest, candid advice, cold hard facts, direct advice, Fun, GIT, GUD, hard truths, harsh realities, honest feedback, HonestCraft, life lessons, no BS advice, no nonsense advice, no sugarcoating, reality check, smp, straightforward advice, tough advice, tough love, tough love advice, unfiltered advice

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	620
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	6369	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Haunted Chests Opened:	5	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Meteorites Collected:	1	Mines Excavated:	1340
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11	Mythical Swords Crafted:	69
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3

Yo, so like, you gotta join this epic Minecraft server, bro. It’s like, the craziest place ever, full of unicorns and rainbows and stuff. Like, if you don’t join, you’re missing out on all the diamond armor and enchanted swords. Plus, there’s this secret underground base where we keep all the rarest loot, but shh, don’t tell anyone. Oh, and did I mention the flying pigs that roam the skies? Yeah, they’re totally a thing here. So come join us and let’s conquer this crazy world together! #MinecraftMadness #PiggyPower

Bro’s Blocky Hoodie

blocky, boyfriend fashion, boyfriend hoodie, boyfriend hoodie alternative, boyfriend hoodie comfort, boyfriend hoodie connection, boyfriend hoodie equivalent, boyfriend hoodie memory, boyfriend hoodie nostalgia, boyfriend hoodie replacement, boyfriend hoodie smell, boyfriend hoodie substitute, boyfriend scent, boyfriend scent hoodie, boyfriend style, bros, comfort wear, hoodie, male fashion, masculine fashion, men’s Clothing, sentimental clothing

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	9204
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	18	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Void Armor Forged:	21	Legendary Titles Earned:	3

Are you tired of living in your girlfriend’s hoodie because it smells like her and reminds you of her? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the male equivalent of that hoodie! Join us and immerse yourself in a world where every block smells like victory and reminds you of the epic battles you’ve won. Plus, rumor has it that if you build a house out of diamond blocks, you’ll attract all the creepers who want to be your friends. So why wait? Join our server now and start building your own epic love story with blocks!

Snake Scales Monkey Radar

MONKEY, Radar, scales, SNAKE

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	2238
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Orbs of Power Found:	8	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	23
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Fairy Circles Danced In:	6	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	22

OMG u gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server cuz we got monkeys spotting snakes like it’s nobody’s business! Our scientists have discovered that these monkeys are like ninja snake detectors, all thanks to the snake scales being a visual cue. It’s like a real-life Indiana Jones adventure, but in Minecraft! Join now and see if you can spot the sneaky snakes before the monkeys do! It’s a wild ride, baby!

⚔️The Nitrogen Network⚔️

Adventure, bedrock, Community, Connect, console, Discord, Events, Feedback, Gear, Join, Minecraft, Network, nitrogen, Players, PvP, Rewards, Server, Skyblock, smp, Survival, Updates, Vote

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	8480
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	42
Mythical Quests Completed:	31	Dragon Scales Harvested:	177
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8	Soul Swords Wielded:	4

The Nitrogen Network Overview

Server Features	Description
Survival SMP	Custom Mobs, Weapons, Items, Ranking System, Achievements, QOL Changes
Skyblock	Casual Skyblock with Shops, Leaderboards, Co-Op Options
Upgrade Wars	Casual PVP game with gear upgrades and in-game unlocks
Vote Rewards	Players can claim free rewards by voting for the server
Community Feedback	Server listens to player feedback for improvements
Constant Updates	Servers are constantly evolving for the best player experience
Seasonal Events	Festive events around holidays and season changes

FAQ

Q: How do I join the Nitrogen Network server?

A: You can join by using the server IP: play.nitrogen.zone or adding “NitrogenSMP” as a friend on console.

Q: What is the Discord server for Nitrogen Network?

A: You can join the Discord server at discord.gg/cDwhFafKxz.

Q: What is the main game mode on the server?

A: The main game modes include Survival SMP, Skyblock, and Upgrade Wars.

Ethereal Skylands 1.20.3

1.20.3, Anime, BETRAYAL, Character development, controversial themes, dark themes, emotional impact, emotional manipulation, Ethereal, HEARTBREAK, Infidelity, Jealousy, love triangles, Manga, mature content, moral dilemmas, NTR, psychological effects, relationship dynamics, Romance genre, Skylands, storytelling, trust issues

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	147
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	8	Epic Shields Constructed:	10
Villages Defended:	14	Gnome Villages Protected:	6
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5
Dark Rituals Completed:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Gods Slained:	1
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3

Bro, forget about NTR drama and come join our Minecraft server where we have epic adventures and no NTR nonsense!

We got creepers exploding left and right, just like your mind when you see your favorite waifu getting stolen in a manga.

Join us for some blocky fun and leave the NTR drama behind, because here we only care about building epic structures and exploring the pixelated world.

Don’t be a sad weeb, be a happy miner on our server where the only heartbreak you’ll experience is when your diamond pickaxe breaks.

So come on, join us and let’s create some Minecraft magic together!

Honkai Star Rail General Minecraft SMP

Aglaea, Amphoreus, drip marketing, Eighth Dawn, firefly, Fugue, Gallagher, general, herta, Honkai, Honkai Impact, honkai star rail, Light Cone Banners, Minecraft, misha, myriad celestia, Rail, Redeemable Codes, Remembrance Trailblazer, Resources, smp, star, star rail, Thread Template, Tools, Yukong

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	1158
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Lunar Scepters Activated:	5	Epic Shields Constructed:	12
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	11	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	13
Animals Bred:	81	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing new to offer? Well, look no further, because our Minecraft SMP is like no other!

Join us for epic adventures, crazy builds, and insane shenanigans that will leave you laughing for days.

But wait, there’s more! We have exclusive previews, trailers, and sneak peeks that will blow your mind. From “A New Venture on the Eighth Dawn” to “Amphoreus’ Saga of Heroes,” our server is constantly pushing the boundaries of what’s possible in Minecraft.

And don’t even get us started on our character banners and drip marketing. With 5* Ice Erudition, Lightning Remembrance, and Ice Remembrance, you’ll be decked out in the coolest gear around.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the wildest Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

VortexVG

anti cheat, Auction, Community, developer, Events, Expansion, Gaming, Maze, Minecraft, Minigames, multiplayer, Parkour, Play, profit, Progression, quality of life, Ranks, Server, Shop, Staff, Upgrade, VortexVG

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	7315
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	16	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Phoenix Feathers Found:	9	Void Armor Forged:	12
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Animals Bred:	170	Players Killed by Monsters:	3767

Game Mode	Description
Bedwars	3 maps, solos, squads, 8v8, old combat, Hypixel-styled shops, stat-tracking
SkyWars	Unlockable kits, item voting, new biomes map, fast-paced combat, stat-tracking
SkyBlock	Create your own island, automated shop, progress through island ranks, sell items for profit
KitPvP	Huge map, custom anti-cheat, stat-tracking, intense combat
Lifesteal SMP	5000×5000 map, little rules, vanilla map, quality-of-life commands
Skymining	8 mines, custom-scripted prestige mines, pickaxe progression, parkour map
Prison	4 mines, armor upgrades, weapon progression, classic PvP

FAQ

Q: Is this server pay-to-win?

A: No, there is no pay-to-win aspect on this server.

Q: How many maps are available in Bedwars?

A: There are 3 maps available for Bedwars.

Q: Are there any custom features in SkyBlock?

A: Yes, there are automated shop and auction house features in SkyBlock.

Q: Can I play with friends on SkyBlock?

A: Yes, you can create your own island with friends in SkyBlock.

Q: Are there any custom events on the server?

A: Yes, there is a custom maze, routine-based events, parkour, and more available on the server.

Realm of the Vulgar Wanderer 1.20.1

1.20.1, animal abuse, Big Gay, calls everyone fucko, controversial personality, criminal behavior, derogatory, Disgusting, DISRESPECTFUL, eggholes, gossip, harmful actions, has aids, has pox, HOMOPHOBIC, Inappropriate Behavior, offensive language, rapes chickens, Realm, Rumors, social outcast, that guy, Vulgar, WANDERER

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	366
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Love Letters Sent:	18
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	56	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Cursed Lands Purified:	5	Phantom Blocks Placed:	3
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Potions Brewed:	178	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, it’s the craziest, most insane server out there! We got players who come here because they have the aids and the pox, like what even is that? And get this, there’s this one dude who apparently rapes chickens, but only the ones without eggholes. Like, what kind of messed up server is this? But hey, if you’re into that kind of wild and wacky stuff, then this is the place for you! Join now and prepare to have your mind blown, bro!

> switches operating systems Minecraft SMP

Communication, computer science, devices, disappearing act, Hardware, heard from again, IT, maintenance, Minecraft, mysterious disappearance, networking, never seen, Operating, Operating systems, smp, software, Support, switches, Systems, technical issues, Technology, Troubleshooting, what gives

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	106
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	5	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	26
Ores Mined:	9146	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
Votes:	7194	Epic Battles Fought:	8
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Alien Abductions:	4	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	9

Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to experience the ultimate challenge of switching operating systems! We promise you’ll have a blast as you navigate through the treacherous world of Minecraft, trying to survive the dangers of Windows, macOS, and Linux. Who knows, maybe you’ll even disappear into the digital abyss and become a legend among players. So what are you waiting for? Join now and see if you can conquer the ultimate operating system challenge!

LandWarsMinecraftSMP

border disputes, Conflict Resolution, Countries, diplomatic negotiations, geopolitical strategy, global politics, imperialism, international relations, land disputes, LandWarsMinecraftSMP, Military conquest, modern warfare, nationalism, power struggle, resource control, SOVEREIGNTY, territorial claims, territorial disputes, territorial expansion, territorial integrity, War Tactics

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	419
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	297	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	7	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	18	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Mines Excavated:	3769
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Void Armor Forged:	23

Lol, forget about countries bro, join our Minecraft SMP instead! We got land for days and we ain’t fighting over it like those silly countries. We got creepers blowing stuff up, zombies trying to eat your brains, and skeletons shooting arrows at you like they’re in the Olympics.

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground base where we hoard all the diamonds and emeralds. And don’t even get me started on our pet dragons that breathe fire and roast marshmallows for us.

So why waste time with boring old countries when you can join our crazy Minecraft SMP and have the time of your life? Plus, we have a llama named Larry who tells the best jokes. Trust me, you don’t want to miss out on this epic adventure!

SwoleCraft: Pain is Gain

#workout, body soreness, delayed onset muscle soreness, doms, Exercise, FITNESS, gain, gym soreness, muscle ache, muscle discomfort, muscle fatigue, muscle pain, muscle recovery, muscle soreness, Muscle Stiffness, muscle tightness, Pain, physical activity, pleasant soreness, post-workout, sore muscles, SwoleCraft, workout soreness

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	8984
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10	Secret Passages Found:	7
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Dimension Hops:	12	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Astral Staffs Crafted:	9
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	14

Are you tired of boring old workout routines that leave you feeling like a limp noodle? Well, come join our Minecraft server where mining for diamonds is the ultimate workout! You’ll be swinging your pickaxe so much, you’ll have biceps bigger than Steve himself! And don’t worry about muscle soreness, because on our server, it’s considered a badge of honor. So come join us and get ripped while building your dream pixelated world!

KazakhstanCraft: Sky High Chaos

38 people killed, acknowledgment, air defense system, Azerbaijan Airlines, Chaos, Disaster, downed plane, Evasive, HIGH, international incident, investigation, Kazakhstan, KazakhstanCraft, Kremlin, plane crash, preliminary findings, reaction, Reuters, russia, Russian air defenses, SKY, sources, Tragedy

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	4290
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	21	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	13
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6
Buildings Constructed:	5	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	19	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Animals Bred:	10
Void Gems Collected:	34	Secret Guilds Joined:	1

lol join our epic minecraft server where we shoot down planes with russian air defenses for funsies! 38 people died but who cares when you can join the chaos and destruction in our virtual world! we expect russia to acknowledge our epicness and maybe even join in on the fun! evasive kremlin’s reaction? pfft, they’re just jealous they’re not part of our crazy minecraft adventures! join now for a wild ride you won’t forget (unless you crash and burn like that plane, lol)!

Players:	108/900	Votes:	6481
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Buildings Constructed:	33
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	41	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	17	Astral Staffs Crafted:	10
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	11	Infinite Doors Opened:	1