Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone is just building the same old houses and farms? Well, look no further because our SMP is the craziest, wildest server out there! We’ve got players doing things that will make you say “wtf” on a regular basis.

One time, someone built a roller coaster that went straight into a volcano and somehow survived! Another player tried to tame a pack of wild wolves by serenading them with Taylor Swift songs. And don’t even get me started on the time someone tried to recreate the entire Eiffel Tower out of diamond blocks… let’s just say it didn’t end well.

But hey, if you’re looking for a server where anything goes and chaos reigns supreme, then this is the place for you. Join us and become part of the madness! Just be prepared for the unexpected and maybe invest in some diamond armor while you’re at it. Trust us, you’re gonna need it.

Updated October 18, 2024

Players: 92/700 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.2 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived: 4 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 4
Cursed Diamonds Mined: 3 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 1
Royal Decrees Issued: 1 Fairy Circles Danced In: 4
Omnipotent Charms Created: 4 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 2
Forbidden Tomes Read: 7 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 0

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

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