| Players: | 98/500 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 1 | Infernal Machines Built: | 0 |
| Celestial Events Witnessed: | 5 | Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 2 |
| Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 10 | Epic Weapons Forged: | 10 |
| Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 6 | Astral Mages Summoned: | 4 |
| Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 2 | Alien Abductions: | 0 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.
1.21.1 Factions, McMMO, SMP 24/7! Hello, my name is GooneyGoblin. I’m a twitch streamer and I decided to make a minecraft server to pass the time. I’m dedicating myself to this server and making sure it’s a reliable place for people to come and always play. Please help me grow by supporting me and playing on my server! Thank you!
| Players: | 104/200 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Lost Souls Rescued: | 1 | Infinity Stones Found: | 4 |
| Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 0 | Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 13 |
| Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 3 | Celestial Gardens Planted: | 2 |
| Cursed Taverns Survived: | 4 | Towns Built: | 1 |
| Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 3 | Unseen Monsters Slain: | 4 |
Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!
Join us for epic battles against flying pigs armed with diamond swords, embark on quests to find the legendary bacon armor, and build your very own rollercoaster made entirely out of TNT!
But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco where you can dance with creepers and skeletons all night long. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the mythical unicorn mount that farts rainbows as it flies through the sky.
So what are you waiting for? Come join us at our wacky and wild Minecraft server for a gaming experience like no other. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity!
| Players: | 106/400 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Mythical Relics Collected: | 11 | Mysterious Portals Opened: | 8 |
| Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 2 | Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 3 |
| Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 3 | Magical Moments Shared: | 14 |
| Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 0 | Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 30 |
| Mythical Quests Completed: | 41 | Magic Items Found: | 1728 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.
But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that the server is actually run by a secret society of foot fetishists who are trying to recruit new members through the power of Minecraft. Will you uncover the truth behind this bizarre conspiracy or will you just focus on building the best toe-themed castle you can imagine?
So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our insane Minecraft SMP today and show off those feet soles like never before! Who knows, you might just find yourself in the middle of a foot fetish revolution in the world of blocky adventures.
| Players: | 98/300 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 1 | Enchanted Forests Planted: | 9 |
| Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 1 | Divine Spears Created: | 20 |
| Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 3 | Invisible Pathways Walked: | 8 |
| Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 2 | Invisible Walls Found: | 4 |
| Emeralds Found: | 7192 | Star Shards Collected: | 148 |
Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.
🛣️ Picture this: You’re peacefully mining away on your land when suddenly, a developer goes bust and new neighbors start popping up left and right. One day, a guy shows up on your land asking to build a road on the border – but wait, there’s a twist! The neighbor next to you only wants to pay for half of it because he’s only using half of the road. 🤯
💸 Things get heated as costs are divided, emails are exchanged, and accusations of selfishness fly left and right. Who will end up footing the bill for this epic road construction saga? Will friendships be destroyed over a Minecraft road? Only time will tell on our server!
🤪 So come join us for the most outrageous neighborly disputes and road-building shenanigans you’ve ever seen. Who needs reality TV when you have Minecraft drama like this? Join now and witness the chaos firsthand! 😂🏗️🤝
| Players: | 93/1000 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Chimeras Created: | 4 | Horror Stories Survived: | 4 |
| Gnome Villages Protected: | 6 | Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 5 |
| Legendary Items Repaired: | 6 | Love Letters Sent: | 20 |
| Divine Spears Created: | 16 | Pirate Ships Captured: | 3 |
| Treasure Maps Found: | 14 | Underground Cities Explored: | 4 |
Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.
Our server is home to a community of players who have all found their purpose in life through the magical world of Minecraft. From building epic castles to creating intricate redstone contraptions, there’s no limit to what you can achieve here.
But that’s not all – rumor has it that the legendary Ender Dragon has taken up residence in our world, and only the bravest and most skilled players can hope to defeat it. Will you rise to the challenge and become a hero, or will you cower in fear like a noob?
So come join us and discover your true purpose in life – because let’s face it, mining diamonds and riding pigs into battle is way more fulfilling than any job or relationship could ever be!
| Players: | 92/1000 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 3 | Soul Swords Wielded: | 6 |
| Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 5 | Heroic Legacies Created: | 1 |
| Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 2 | Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 6 |
| Sentient Weapons Trained: | 5 | World-Altering Spells Cast: | 2 |
| Shadow Realms Conquered: | 0 | Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 4 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!
| Players: | 109/600 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Vanishing Structures Built: | 4 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 2 |
| Cursed Amulets Found: | 3 | Mythical Relics Collected: | 15 |
| Lost Souls Rescued: | 6 | Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 5 |
| Legendary Items Repaired: | 6 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 9624 |
| Astral Staffs Crafted: | 8 | Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 4 |
Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.
join this server if u wanna see the crazy soap opera unfold between the microbes. will they form alliances or go to war over territory? who knows, man. it’s like a tiny version of game of thrones, but with bacteria.
plus, the dissolved organic matter components are always throwing wild parties in the waterways. u never know what kind of shenanigans they’ll get up to next. maybe they’ll start a band or open a food truck. who knows, man. it’s a wild ride on this server.
so come on down and join the fun! see how ur building choices affect the microbial community. it’s a whole new level of minecraft madness, dude.
| Players: | 97/300 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 3 | Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 45 |
| Astral Amulets Crafted: | 32 | Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 5 |
| God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 41 | Animals Bred: | 137 |
| Immortal Anvils Forged: | 14 | Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 6 |
| Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 2 | Evil Lairs Raided: | 4 |
Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.
Enjoy an enhanced survival experience with custom structures, skyblock, and a true survival experience with the latest Minecraft updates! Not pay to win
Skyblock Features: – Minions – Spawners – Island rankups
Survival Features: – Custom Structures – Server Shop – Custom Player Warps
| Players: | 95/1000 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Werewolf Howls Heard: | 4 | Demon Skulls Collected: | 28 |
| Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 3 | Phantom Knights Defeated: | 3 |
| New Chunks Explored: | 545473 | Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 8 |
| Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 7 | Emeralds Found: | 7415 |
| Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 4 | Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 27 |
Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.
Join us for non-stop action, insane adventures, and a community like no other. Who knows what kind of crazy shenanigans you’ll get into on our server – the possibilities are endless! So come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the madness for yourself!
| Players: | 97/400 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Invisible Walls Found: | 1 | Infernal Machines Built: | 0 |
| Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 2 | Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 1 |
| Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 1 | Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 1 |
| Phoenix Feathers Found: | 11 | Star Shards Collected: | 128 |
| Epic Shields Constructed: | 32 | Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 1 |
Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!
Are you tired of the same old boring servers where you just build and mine all day? Well, on our server, you’ll be faced with insane challenges and choices that will test your creativity and decision-making skills like never before.
Ever wanted to ride a dragon while wearing a tutu made of diamonds? Well, on our server, anything is possible! Create your own storylines and interact with other players in ways you never thought possible.
Join us now and be a part of the most unpredictable and hilarious Minecraft experience you’ll ever have. Just remember, postnumbers aren’t for rolling dice, so leave your fate up to something more random, like a chicken laying eggs or a creeper exploding nearby. Let the madness begin!
| Players: | 105/900 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Enchanted Forests Planted: | 10 | Infinity Stones Found: | 6 |
| Demon Skulls Collected: | 10 | Treasure Maps Found: | 7 |
| Pirate Ships Raided: | 0 | Phantom Blocks Placed: | 6 |
| Elemental Crystals Collected: | 36 | Lunar Scepters Activated: | 10 |
| Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 4 | Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 5 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!
Imagine a world where you can freelance as a block builder, live a minimalistic lifestyle, and never have to worry about nosy relatives invading your space. On our server, you can create your own retreat and unwind in peace without anyone accusing you of being selfish or unsupportive.
Don’t let family drama ruin your gaming experience. Join our server and let your creativity run wild without any judgment or criticism. Build your dream house, explore new worlds, and escape from the chaos of real life. Trust us, it’s way better than dealing with entitled sisters trying to throw parties in your virtual space.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and say goodbye to family drama once and for all!
| Players: | 106/500 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Invisible Pathways Walked: | 4 | Horror Stories Survived: | 5 |
| God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 42 | Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 7 |
| Teleportation Mishaps: | 5 | Cursed Swords Broken: | 2 |
| Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 2 | Mimic Chests Discovered: | 5 |
| Endless Staircases Climbed: | 2 | Legendary Heroes Trained: | 6 |
Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.
Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and instantly found themselves surrounded by flying pigs and dancing llamas. Yes, you heard that right! Our server is filled with magical creatures that will keep you entertained for hours on end.
But wait, there’s more! Our SMP is also home to the comfiest virtual homes you’ll ever see. Picture this: a house made entirely out of diamond blocks with a bed that massages your back as you sleep. Sounds too good to be true? Well, it’s not!
So come on down to our wacky and wonderful Minecraft SMP where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few flying pigs). Join now for a truly unique and cozy gaming experience!
| Players: | 95/600 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Living Shadows Defeated: | 5 | Heroic Legacies Created: | 4 |
| Ores Mined: | 5045 | Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 8 |
| Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 9 | Forbidden Doors Opened: | 1 |
| Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 28 | Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 9 |
| Meteorites Collected: | 3 | Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 15 |
Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.
Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive sheep, flying pigs, and a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Notch himself!
But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a rare breed of diamond-encrusted chickens that lay golden eggs, which you can use to buy enchanted armor and weapons that shoot rainbows and unicorns at your enemies.
So what are you waiting for? Come join us and experience the craziest, most mind-blowing Minecraft server you’ve ever seen! Trust us, you won’t regret it.
| Players: | 109/600 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 3 | Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 1 |
| Curse of Binding Applied: | 5 | Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 2 |
| Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 3 | Dragons Tamed: | 5 |
| Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 3 | Underground Cities Explored: | 5 |
| Endless Mazes Solved: | 1 | Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 16 |
Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.
| Players: | 97/600 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Divine Scrolls Written: | 18 | Elemental Crystals Collected: | 65 |
| Titan Hearts Harvested: | 4 | Vanishing Items Found: | 7 |
| Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 2 | New Chunks Explored: | 601880 |
| Royal Decrees Issued: | 3 | Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 5 |
| Backwards Speech Heard: | 5 | Wyrmholes Dug: | 6 |
Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.
we promise no explosions here, just good ol’ fashioned fun and chaos. build your own crazy creations, battle it out with other players, and maybe even find some hidden treasures along the way.
who needs real life drama when you can escape to our virtual world of madness and mayhem? join now and let the insanity begin!
| Players: | 96/400 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Shadow Figures Spotted: | 2 | Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 2 |
| Pirate Ships Raided: | 3 | Omnipotent Charms Created: | 5 |
| Reality Warps Survived: | 0 | Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 6 |
| Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 17 | Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 0 |
| Divine Relics Bestowed: | 9 | Vanishing Structures Built: | 4 |
Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.
