| Players: | 105/300 | Votes: | 4139 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 3 | Soul Contracts Signed: | 5 |
| Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 13 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 3 |
| Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 4 | Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 3 |
| Forbidden Relics Collected: | 2 | Evil Lairs Raided: | 4 |
| Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 3 | Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 4 |
| Talking Trees Consulted: | 6 | Endless Night Skies: | 5 |
| Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 5 | Infinite Doors Opened: | 3 |
| Players: | 105/1000 | Votes: | 4142 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 2 | Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 2 |
| Haunted Mines Explored: | 1 | Divine Relics Bestowed: | 15 |
| Glorious Feasts Held: | 7 | Talking Trees Consulted: | 2 |
| God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 22 | Secret Passages Found: | 6 |
| God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 3 | Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 4 |
| Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 18 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 1 |
| Infernal Machines Built: | 2 | Endless Staircases Climbed: | 0 |
Picture this: you wake up in a world where pigs can fly, creepers are actually friendly, and diamonds rain from the sky. That’s right, on our server, anything is possible – even riding a llama into battle against a horde of zombie villagers.
But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you build a giant statue of a chicken on top of a mountain, a secret portal to a land of infinite cake will open up. And if you manage to tame a wild wolf and teach it how to do the Macarena, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods.
So why waste your mornings on mundane thoughts when you could be living out your wildest dreams on our server? Join now and let the weirdness begin!
| Players: | 105/400 | Votes: | 3053 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Invisible Pathways Walked: | 4 | Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 4 |
| Werewolf Howls Heard: | 4 | Chimeras Created: | 3 |
| Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 1 | Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 2 |
| Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 0 | Gods Slained: | 2 |
| Eternal Flames Captured: | 4 | Haunted Forests Traversed: | 7 |
| Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 1 | Unseen Monsters Slain: | 2 |
| Ores Mined: | 1215 | Mythical Swords Crafted: | 81 |
| Players: | 102/900 | Votes: | 9754 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 2 | Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 21 |
| Twisted Realms Survived: | 2 | Immortal Anvils Forged: | 9 |
| Buildings Constructed: | 12 | Dragonkin Hatched: | 3 |
| Talking Trees Consulted: | 2 | Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 3 |
| Cursed Scrolls Read: | 4 | Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 25 |
| Mythical Swords Crafted: | 27 | Evil Lairs Raided: | 8 |
| Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 2 | Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 15 |
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| Players: | 96/900 | Votes: | 4008 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Unseen Monsters Slain: | 4 | Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 2 |
| Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 13 | Cursed Scrolls Read: | 5 |
| Emeralds Found: | 1826 | Crystal Palaces Visited: | 3 |
| Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 1 | Ender Pearl Glitches: | 4 |
| Epic Mounts Acquired: | 8 | Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 2 |
| Alternate Realities Explored: | 3 | Dragons Tamed: | 2 |
| Titan Hearts Harvested: | 3 | Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 2 |
We got so many cool plugins and mods that will blow your mind! Like, seriously, your mind will be blown into a million tiny pieces and then put back together in a way that makes you question reality. It’s like Inception, but with blocks and creepers.
And the community on this server is lit AF! We’ve got players from all over the world, coming together to build epic structures, go on crazy adventures, and just have a good time. It’s like a virtual United Nations, but with more explosions and less politics.
So, what are you waiting for? Join the madness, join the mayhem, join the absolute chaos that is DUDEALCOHOL Minecraft server! Trust me, you won’t regret it. Or maybe you will, but hey, at least you’ll have a good story to tell.
| Players: | 100/900 | Votes: | 3380 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Crystal Wands Charged: | 20 | Endless Mazes Solved: | 2 |
| Phantom Knights Defeated: | 8 | Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 1 |
| Ancient Ruins Explored: | 2 | Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 5 |
| Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 1 | Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 7 |
| Gryphons Tamed: | 2 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 0 |
| Phantom Ships Sailed: | 5 | Chaos Gates Opened: | 1 |
| Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 3 | Cursed Statues Activated: | 2 |
Join us for epic battles against giant creepers, ridiculous building competitions where the only limit is your imagination, and secret quests that will take you to the depths of the Nether and beyond. Who needs a job when you can be the master of your own blocky universe?
So ditch the boring job applications and come join us for a wild ride filled with laughs, adventure, and maybe even a few explosions (we promise they’re all in good fun). Who needs a bachelor’s degree when you have a diamond pickaxe and a dream?
| Players: | 94/200 | Votes: | 7895 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Astral Amulets Crafted: | 32 | Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 2 |
| Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 3 | Cursed Statues Activated: | 3 |
| Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 132 | Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 1 |
| Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 1 | Enchanted Forests Planted: | 7 |
| Cursed Swords Broken: | 2 | Titanic Battles Fought: | 18 |
| Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 4 | Glitched Entities Encountered: | 0 |
| Chaos Gates Opened: | 0 | Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 13 |
Our server is the perfect place to unwind and relax without any family drama following you around. Plus, we have a special lemon drizzle gin-themed area for those who need a little extra pick-me-up after dealing with difficult relatives. And who knows, maybe you’ll even find a new Minecraft family to spend the holidays with!
So come join us and leave the family drama behind. Our server is the perfect escape for anyone looking for a fun and lighthearted gaming experience. And remember, on our server, the only thing you’ll be blocking is arrows, not family members!
| Players: | 105/800 | Votes: | 7273 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 4 | Magic Wands Crafted: | 23 |
| Time-Warping Watches Found: | 3 | Celestial Crowns Worn: | 3 |
| Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 4 | Spectral Entities Defeated: | 1 |
| Ancient Ruins Explored: | 5 | Farms Harvested: | 891 |
| Volcanoes Explored: | 3 | Gods Slained: | 1 |
| Reality Distortions Fixed: | 2 | Herobrine Sightings: | 4 |
| Infinite Doors Opened: | 3 | Invisible Pathways Walked: | 7 |
But wait, there’s more! I also learned that if you mix sand and gravel together, you get concrete! Like, mind blown, right? Who knew you could make your own building materials in Minecraft? It’s like DIY but in a virtual world!
And get this, on this server, there’s a secret underground city where all the villagers live in luxury and throw parties every night! I heard they even have a pet dragon that breathes fire and cooks marshmallows for them. Like, how crazy is that?
So yeah, if you want to join a Minecraft SMP where you’ll learn the most unexpected and mind-blowing things, then you HAVE to join this server! Trust me, you won’t regret it!
| Players: | 94/700 | Votes: | 2426 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 23 | Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 5 |
| Soul Contracts Signed: | 5 | Chimeras Created: | 3 |
| Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 2 | Pirate Ships Captured: | 2 |
| Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 4 | Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 31 |
| Emeralds Found: | 4575 | Astral Projections Made: | 1 |
| Enchanted Forests Planted: | 7 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 3 |
| Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 0 | Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 20 |
| Players: | 102/700 | Votes: | 1943 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Forbidden Tomes Read: | 2 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 2 |
| Astral Mages Summoned: | 2 | Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 3 |
| Chimeras Created: | 2 | Infernal Machines Built: | 1 |
| Invisible Pathways Walked: | 4 | Horror Stories Survived: | 7 |
| Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 6 | Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 26 |
| Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 0 | Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 1 |
| Runes Activated: | 1 | Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 6 |
| Players: | 90/600 | Votes: | 5099 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Magical Ponies Rescued: | 5 | Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 4 |
| Cursed Amulets Found: | 1 | Rune Stones Activated: | 4 |
| Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 2 | Astral Staffs Crafted: | 19 |
| Werewolf Howls Heard: | 4 | Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 7 |
| Meteorite Armor Created: | 16 | Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 6 |
| Celestial Events Witnessed: | 2 | Crystal Wands Charged: | 10 |
| Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 1 | Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 1 |
We got so many players on here, it’s like a freakin’ harem up in this virtual world.
You can enjoy all the fun and chaos of a harem, but with the added bonus of building epic structures and battling mobs.
Who needs just one waifu when you can have a whole squad of blocky babes to chill with?
Don’t miss out on the craziest harem experience in Minecraft history – join now and get ready for some wild adventures!
| Players: | 103/300 | Votes: | 4539 |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Rainbows Spotted: | 5 | Blood Moons Survived: | 1 |
| Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 4 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 2 |
| Unseen Monsters Slain: | 5 | Reality Warps Survived: | 1 |
| Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 5 | Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 2 |
| Dimension Hops: | 2 | Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 8 |
| Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 0 | Mysterious Portals Opened: | 14 |
| Legendary Titles Earned: | 1 | Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 16 |
But wait, there’s more! Join our server and you’ll have the opportunity to participate in events like Balancing Schale’s Books with the General Student Council. Who knew Minecraft could be so educational?
And don’t miss out on our limited-time banners featuring Izuna, Chise, and Mimori in swimsuits. Because nothing says epic battles like fighting in style!
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP now and experience the craziest, most action-packed adventures you’ve ever seen!
| Players: | 99/400 | Votes: | 5507 |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Heroic Legacies Created: | 6 | Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 4 |
| Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 2 | Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 8 |
| Divine Scrolls Written: | 7 | Omnipotent Charms Created: | 5 |
| Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 3 | Mineshafts Explored: | 2 |
| Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 1 | Wilderness Tamed: | 14 |
| Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 2 | Ghost Trains Ridden: | 0 |
| Cozy Campfires Lit: | 13 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 986 |
Are you tired of your boyfriend refusing to drink with you, only to get wasted with your mutual friend S? Well, fear not, because on our server, everyone drinks together and has a blast! No more feeling left out on New Year’s Eve, because here, every day is a celebration.
Don’t worry about cheating, just worry about having a good time and unwinding with your virtual pals. So come on over and join us for a party like no other, where the only thing you’ll be blackout drunk on is the sheer excitement of our Minecraft world!
| Players: | 91/500 | Votes: | 4822 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Forbidden Doors Opened: | 3 | Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 2 |
| Evil Twin Fights: | 2 | Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 1 |
| Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 3 | Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 16 |
| Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 3 | Celestial Gardens Planted: | 5 |
| Infinite Doors Opened: | 1 | Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 2 |
| Soul Swords Wielded: | 5 | Enchanted Forests Planted: | 9 |
| Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 12 | Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 4 |
| Players: | 109/900 | Votes: | 3046 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 10 | Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 5 |
| Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 8 | Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 1 |
| Towns Built: | 5 | Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 10 |
| Dragonkin Hatched: | 4 | Ghost Trains Ridden: | 2 |
| Mines Excavated: | 3373 | Legendary Heroes Trained: | 7 |
| Buildings Constructed: | 42 | Haunted Chests Opened: | 9 |
| Mythical Swords Crafted: | 53 | Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 24 |
| Players: | 101/500 | Votes: | 377 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Potions Brewed: | 182 | Horror Stories Survived: | 4 |
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 699 | Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 1 |
| Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 20 | Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 2 |
| Glitched Entities Encountered: | 2 | Infinity Stones Found: | 4 |
| Cursed Lands Purified: | 4 | Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 1 |
| Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 4 | Shadow Figures Spotted: | 1 |
| Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 3 | Mimic Chests Discovered: | 5 |
