| Players: | 104/200 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 9415 | Royal Decrees Issued: | 2 |
| Potions Brewed: | 31 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 3 |
| Shattered Realms Restored: | 0 | Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 5 |
| Shadow Realms Conquered: | 0 | Titan Hearts Harvested: | 4 |
| Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 18 | Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 2 |
Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.
| Players: | 90/300 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Underground Cities Explored: | 3 | Vanishing Structures Built: | 4 |
| Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 4 | Astral Amulets Crafted: | 30 |
| Cursed Lands Purified: | 7 | Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 70 |
| Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 6 | Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 5 |
| Phantom Rings Equipped: | 16 | Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 2 |
Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.
like, u can have grape seedlings that are like super strong and can handle salt stress like a boss. imagine having a grape farm that’s like immune to all da haters tryna mess with ur crops.
join dis server for da most epic grape-growing experience of ur life. u won’t regret it, trust me. it’s like a whole new level of minecraft farming, but with grapes. grapes, man. grapes.
| Players: | 93/800 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Phantom Rings Equipped: | 20 | Farms Harvested: | 698 |
| Orbs of Power Found: | 8 | Forbidden Doors Opened: | 3 |
| Eclipse Rings Activated: | 2 | Soul Contracts Signed: | 3 |
| Enchantments Applied: | 240 | Animals Bred: | 109 |
| Magical Frogs Kissed: | 6 | Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 1 |
Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.
But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground society of talking chickens who have formed their own government. Will you join forces with them or challenge their rule? The choice is yours!
So why waste time getting a real driver’s license when you can have all the fun and excitement right here on our server? Join now and start your wild Minecraft adventure today!
| Players: | 94/800 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Phoenix Feathers Found: | 7 | Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 4 |
| Celestial Events Witnessed: | 2 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 2 |
| Crystal Wands Charged: | 10 | Haunted Forests Traversed: | 3 |
| Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 2 | Immortal Anvils Forged: | 14 |
| Goblin Markets Raided: | 4 | Cursed Lands Purified: | 3 |
Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.
Do you want to build a giant potato statue of yourself in the middle of a lava lake? We got you covered. Want to ride a pig dressed as a cowboy while shooting arrows at creepers? Absolutely doable. The possibilities are endless in this wacky world of blocky adventures.
But beware, we have a strict policy of only allowing players who can juggle with TNT while riding a unicycle. So if you think you have what it takes to survive in this crazy realm, join us and show off your skills.
And remember, our motto is to bully seaniggers, discord trannies, bugmen, /v/ermins, dramaniggers, tourists, retards & degenerates, so be prepared to embrace the chaos and have a blast. See you in the game, but only if you’re ready for the wildest ride of your Minecraft life!
| Players: | 91/1000 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 8 | Soul Contracts Signed: | 3 |
| Vanishing Items Found: | 6 | Astral Projections Made: | 3 |
| Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 3 | Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 0 |
| Crystal Caves Mapped: | 2 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 2 |
| Rune Stones Activated: | 3 | Demonic Pacts Formed: | 0 |
Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.
Imagine this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly, a group of players approaches you and asks for your in-game number. You politely decline, stating that you’re only interested in mining and crafting. But wait, they insist that their friend, who happens to be a creeper in disguise, has a crush on you! They argue that since the creeper identifies as a player, it’s totally cool for you to date them.
Luckily, your trusty Minecraft buddy, let’s call them Steve, swoops in to save the day. Steve reminds you that you’re not obligated to date anyone you’re not interested in, whether they’re a zombie, skeleton, or even a dragon in human form. But then, another player named Lily pops up and accuses you of being transphobic for not giving the creeper a chance. The drama unfolds as you navigate through the complexities of love and friendship in the pixelated world of Minecraft.
So why join our server? Because where else can you experience such absurd and hilarious scenarios while building your own virtual world? Come join us and let the chaos begin!
| Players: | 102/700 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Meteorites Collected: | 4 | Cosmic Pies Baked: | 2 |
| Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 16 | Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 7 |
| Gnome Villages Protected: | 9 | Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 1 |
| Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 2 | Herobrine Sightings: | 8 |
| Alien Abductions: | 0 | Fairy Circles Danced In: | 9 |
Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.
Join us if you want to witness crazy showdowns between players dressed as Vikings and gangsters from the 1920s. Will Rollo’s brute strength overpower Arthur’s cunning tactics? Only time will tell in this insane world where anything can happen.
But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground fight club where players can duke it out for glory and bragging rights. Who will emerge victorious and claim the title of ultimate champion?
So if you’re looking for a server that’s as unpredictable as a crossover between Vikings and Peaky Blinders, look no further. Join us now and prepare for the most ridiculous and entertaining Minecraft experience of your life!
| Players: | 107/400 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Pirate Ships Captured: | 1 | Ghost Trains Ridden: | 2 |
| Rainbows Spotted: | 2 | Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 15 |
| Enchanted Forests Planted: | 12 | Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 1 |
| Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 3 | Dimension Hops: | 14 |
| Phantom Horses Ridden: | 3 | Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 6 |
Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.
But that’s not all, we also have a secret underground roller coaster that takes you on a wild ride through a lava-filled dungeon. And if you’re lucky, you might even spot a unicorn riding a chicken while juggling diamonds.
So why join this server? Because where else can you witness a dance-off between a creeper and a skeleton, or participate in a llama race where the winner gets a pet dragon?
Don’t miss out on the insanity, join now and see who Diddy will snitch on next!
| Players: | 94/700 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Haunted Mines Explored: | 1 | Farms Harvested: | 650 |
| Lunar Scepters Activated: | 11 | Blood Moons Survived: | 3 |
| Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 1 | Secret Guilds Joined: | 4 |
| Talking Trees Consulted: | 4 | Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 59 |
| Ghost Trains Ridden: | 1 | Royal Courts Attended: | 3 |
Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.
| Players: | 108/400 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Unseen Monsters Slain: | 2 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 6 |
| Secret Passages Found: | 5 | Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 3 |
| Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 15 | Mimic Chests Discovered: | 3 |
| Phantom Rings Equipped: | 11 | Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 6 |
| Magical Ponies Rescued: | 3 | Phoenix Feathers Found: | 15 |
Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!
and get this, our server is so lit that it’s been proven to decrease the risk of media attacks on the LGBTQ+ community. like, for real, our server is like a safe haven for all LGBTQ+ peeps. we even have a secret potion that gives you rainbow powers and makes you invincible to haters.
oh, and did i mention we have a secret underground disco party every night? yeah, it’s wild. you gotta join this server, man. it’s like, life-changing and stuff. trust me, you won’t regret it. just come on over and let the rainbow magic take you on a journey you’ll never forget.
| Players: | 108/700 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 7 | Cursed Swords Broken: | 1 |
| Vanishing Items Found: | 7 | Pirate Ships Raided: | 3 |
| Wyrmholes Dug: | 9 | Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 14 |
| Unicorn Sightings: | 1 | Mythical Swords Crafted: | 55 |
| Demonic Pacts Formed: | 3 | Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 3 |
Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.
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| Players: | 92/200 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Soul Swords Wielded: | 2 | Dark Rituals Completed: | 8 |
| Crystal Wands Charged: | 12 | Celestial Crowns Worn: | 5 |
| Astral Mages Summoned: | 2 | Twisted Realms Survived: | 1 |
| Celestial Beings Befriended: | 2 | Alien Abductions: | 1 |
| Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 2 | Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 4 |
Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).
But that’s not all! Our server is home to the most bizarre and wacky adventures you’ll ever experience. From riding pigs into battle against giant creepers to building a roller coaster that goes straight to the Nether, there’s never a dull moment here.
So come join us and be a part of the madness. Who knows, you might just discover your own hidden quirk along the way (but don’t worry, we’ll help you get rid of it)!
| Players: | 97/900 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Living Shadows Defeated: | 1 | Crystal Wands Charged: | 18 |
| Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 1 | Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 24 |
| Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 33 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 3 |
| Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 2 | Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 98 |
| Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 3 | Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 2 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.
| Players: | 91/100 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Endless Staircases Climbed: | 3 | Alternate Realities Explored: | 3 |
| Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 1 | Glorious Feasts Held: | 12 |
| Spectral Entities Defeated: | 1 | Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 4 |
| Time-Warping Watches Found: | 3 | Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 6 |
| Hidden Villages Discovered: | 2 | Evil Twin Fights: | 1 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.
| Players: | 96/100 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 5 | Shadow Figures Spotted: | 9 |
| Soul Swords Wielded: | 2 | Magical Frogs Kissed: | 7 |
| Gryphons Tamed: | 2 | Heroic Legacies Created: | 6 |
| Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 3 | Hidden Villages Discovered: | 2 |
| Haunted Chests Opened: | 4 | Astral Amulets Crafted: | 35 |
Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.
Join our server and you’ll find yourself jumping out of bed with excitement every morning, eager to explore our wacky and wild world. Need a reason to join? How about the fact that our server is home to a rare breed of flying pigs that poop out diamonds? Yeah, you heard that right.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is also inhabited by a group of mischievous llamas who have formed their own llama mafia and are constantly causing chaos and mayhem. Don’t worry, though, they’re pretty chill once you get to know them.
So, what are you waiting for? Say goodbye to your depression and hello to a world of endless fun and adventure on our server. Trust us, you won’t regret it!
| Players: | 107/700 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 0 | Hidden Villages Discovered: | 3 |
| Haunted Mines Explored: | 3 | Phantom Ships Sailed: | 2 |
| Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 1 | Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 15 |
| Chimeras Created: | 1 | Teleportation Mishaps: | 1 |
| Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 1 | Magic Crystals Found: | 9 |
Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.
| Players: | 91/500 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 1 | Alien Abductions: | 0 |
| Forbidden Doors Opened: | 3 | Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 4 |
| Cursed Villages Purged: | 1 | Soul Contracts Signed: | 4 |
| Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 4 | Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 3 |
| Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 4 | Rune Stones Activated: | 5 |
Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!
