| Players: | 94/500 | Votes: | 710 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 2 | Gods Slained: | 2 |
| Haunted Mines Explored: | 3 | Celestial Events Witnessed: | 4 |
| Lunar Scepters Activated: | 10 | Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 2 |
| Endless Staircases Climbed: | 2 | Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 2 |
| Herobrine Sightings: | 5 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 3752 |
| Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 1 | Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 45 |
| Vanishing Items Found: | 4 | Dragonkin Hatched: | 2 |
| Players: | 96/200 | Votes: | 4633 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Evil Lairs Raided: | 3 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 1 |
| Forbidden Tomes Read: | 6 | Runes Activated: | 2 |
| Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 2 | Hidden Villages Discovered: | 1 |
| Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 10 | Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 96 |
| Cursed Lands Purified: | 9 | Royal Decrees Issued: | 4 |
| Immortal Potions Brewed: | 8 | Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 2 |
| Invisible Walls Found: | 2 | Phantom Horses Ridden: | 2 |
| Players: | 95/600 | Votes: | 6271 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 2 | Crystal Palaces Visited: | 2 |
| Living Statues Befriended: | 1 | Goblin Markets Raided: | 9 |
| Phoenix Feathers Found: | 11 | Mystic Runes Engraved: | 1 |
| Farms Harvested: | 845 | Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 7 |
| Epic Quests Completed: | 8 | Forbidden Relics Collected: | 3 |
| Herobrine Sightings: | 9 | Shadow Figures Spotted: | 7 |
| Forbidden Tomes Read: | 1 | Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 1 |
| Players: | 91/1000 | Votes: | 462 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Farms Harvested: | 749 | Divine Spears Created: | 22 |
| Cursed Scrolls Read: | 1 | Lost Souls Rescued: | 6 |
| Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 2 | Immortal Anvils Forged: | 11 |
| Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 50 | Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 8 |
| Celestial Events Witnessed: | 4 | Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 4 |
| Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 10 | Astral Projections Made: | 0 |
| Whispering Caves Entered: | 3 | Vanishing Items Found: | 2 |
Our server is a safe haven for those who have had enough of receiving purses, scarves, and other random junk they don’t need. Say goodbye to the stress of dealing with unwanted gifts and hello to a community of like-minded individuals who understand your struggle.
Don’t let your family guilt-trip you into accepting gifts you don’t want. Block your sister, ignore the tears, and join our server where you can finally say no to unnecessary presents. Who needs a Bluetooth speaker when you can have a virtual world full of adventure and fun?
So come on, join us and let’s celebrate a gift-free Christmas together! Who needs material possessions when you have the gift of friendship and laughter in the world of Minecraft?
| Players: | 95/1000 | Votes: | 5161 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Enchanted Armories Found: | 6 | Mineshafts Explored: | 4 |
| Wilderness Tamed: | 7 | Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 7 |
| Void Gems Collected: | 17 | Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 1 |
| Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 4 | Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 15 |
| Dimension Hops: | 8 | Immortal Potions Brewed: | 14 |
| Astral Mages Summoned: | 2 | Endless Staircases Climbed: | 0 |
| Demonic Pacts Formed: | 0 | Ancient Ruins Explored: | 3 |
| Players: | 91/200 | Votes: | 4567 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 1 | Wyrmholes Dug: | 10 |
| Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 2 | Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 2 |
| Vanishing Items Found: | 7 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 1 |
| Mimic Chests Discovered: | 4 | Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 3 |
| Mineshafts Explored: | 3 | Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 10 |
| Royal Courts Attended: | 4 | Divine Relics Bestowed: | 11 |
| Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 4 | Epic Mounts Acquired: | 8 |
But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Pigman King, who showers players with riches and rare items just for saying “oink” in chat. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the secret underground disco party where mobs drop nothing but enchanted loot and dance to the beat of note blocks.
So why waste your time grinding for resources when you can join our server and live like a Minecraft millionaire without breaking a sweat? Come on in and experience the most ridiculous and hilarious Minecraft server you’ve ever seen!
| Players: | 92/600 | Votes: | 6179 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Statues Activated: | 1 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 3294 |
| Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 2 | Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 2 |
| Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 2 | Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 2 |
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 1216 | Enchanted Armories Found: | 4 |
| Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 3 | Mythical Relics Collected: | 11 |
| Astral Orbs Gathered: | 11 | Goblin Markets Raided: | 3 |
| Talking Trees Consulted: | 6 | Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 2 |
| Players: | 97/1000 | Votes: | 9685 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 5 | Runes Activated: | 7 |
| Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 3 | Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 2 |
| Underground Cities Explored: | 4 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 1 |
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 5438 | Endless Night Skies: | 1 |
| Soul Contracts Signed: | 3 | Undead Armies Raised: | 4 |
| Farms Harvested: | 407 | Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 3 |
| Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 4 | Crystal Palaces Visited: | 1 |
| Players: | 110/1000 | Votes: | 8208 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 1 | Epic Battles Fought: | 17 |
| Royal Courts Attended: | 1 | Cursed Villages Purged: | 2 |
| Heroic Legacies Created: | 4 | Phantom Knights Defeated: | 6 |
| Cozy Campfires Lit: | 5 | Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 3 |
| Glorious Feasts Held: | 6 | Phoenix Feathers Found: | 7 |
| Mythical Relics Collected: | 12 | Endless Night Skies: | 4 |
| Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 13 | Secret Libraries Discovered: | 4 |
Imagine a world where you can build your dream castle, ride pigs, and battle zombies with diamond swords. This server is like a virtual paradise for gamers who want to escape reality and dive into a pixelated wonderland.
But wait, there’s more! We’ve got events that are more hype than a Ender Dragon rave, with prizes that will make you scream louder than a ghast. Plus, our community is as friendly as a pack of wolves in a snow biome.
So, what are you waiting for? Join us now and let’s make Minecraft great again! Don’t be a noob, be a pro and conquer the blocky universe with us!
| Players: | 99/100 | Votes: | 1836 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Omnipotent Charms Created: | 2 | Mineshafts Explored: | 1 |
| Ghost Trains Ridden: | 2 | Living Statues Befriended: | 1 |
| Mythical Relics Collected: | 16 | Forbidden Doors Opened: | 3 |
| Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 4 | Phantom Knights Defeated: | 8 |
| Elemental Crystals Collected: | 81 | Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 8 |
| Eclipse Rings Activated: | 4 | Phantom Rings Equipped: | 19 |
| Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 4 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 1 |
But wait, there’s more! As you progress through the game, you’ll uncover shocking secrets and betrayals, like when Shaundi saves you from an assassin only to end up in a coma herself. And just when you think you’ve seen it all, Keith David reveals himself as the mastermind behind it all, kidnapping Kinzie and leading you on a mission to save her.
Gear up, team up with your fellow players, and get ready for an adventure unlike any other. Who knows, maybe you’ll even come face to face with a familiar face under that mysterious mask… Join us now for a Minecraft SMP experience that will leave you laughing, crying, and on the edge of your seat!
| Players: | 107/200 | Votes: | 1073 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 3 | Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 2 |
| Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 3 | Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 0 |
| Titanic Battles Fought: | 29 | Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 8 |
| Eclipse Rings Activated: | 4 | Evil Twin Fights: | 1 |
| Spectral Entities Defeated: | 1 | Wyrmholes Dug: | 10 |
| Mystic Runes Engraved: | 7 | Divine Spears Created: | 22 |
| Enchanted Forests Planted: | 10 | Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 1 |
Join us now and immerse yourself in a world where the only pain you’ll feel is from laughing too hard at our ridiculous in-game shenanigans. Who needs a doctor when you have a pickaxe and a sense of humor? Don’t be upset, be entertained by joining our server today!
| Players: | 105/400 | Votes: | 9089 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Divine Scrolls Written: | 6 | Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 1 |
| Lava Oceans Crossed: | 3 | Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 9 |
| Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 5 | Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 0 |
| Enchanted Forests Planted: | 4 | Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 12 |
| Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 5 | Endless Night Skies: | 2 |
| Gnome Villages Protected: | 6 | Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 1 |
| Votes: | 6103 | Curse of Binding Applied: | 1 |
Join us for epic battles, hilarious adventures, and a grandma-free gaming experience. Don’t let anyone ruin your Minecraft Christmas – come play with us and keep your loot safe from meddling grannies. Trust us, you won’t regret it!
| Players: | 92/800 | Votes: | 3852 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Magical Familiars Summoned: | 1 | Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 3 |
| Divine Scrolls Written: | 22 | Magic Crystals Found: | 8 |
| Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 1 | Phantom Ships Sailed: | 3 |
| Infinite Doors Opened: | 3 | Astral Amulets Crafted: | 18 |
| Phantom Rings Equipped: | 25 | Blood Moons Survived: | 3 |
| Infinity Stones Found: | 4 | Curse of Binding Applied: | 4 |
| Enchantments Applied: | 245 | Soul Swords Wielded: | 5 |
But seriously, if you join this SMP, you’ll be treated like royalty, like people will bow down to you and give you all the diamonds you could ever want. It’s like a weight loss program, but for your Minecraft skills. People will be like “OMG, is that the legendary builder from that crazy SMP?!” And you’ll be like “Yeah, that’s me, bow down peasants!”
So come join us on this wild ride of epic proportions, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion, but who’s counting?) Don’t miss out on the chance to be part of something truly special, where the only rule is to have fun and be as ridiculous as possible. See you in the game, my fellow blockheads!
| Players: | 95/1000 | Votes: | 4856 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 2 | Phantom Knights Defeated: | 7 |
| Divine Relics Bestowed: | 15 | Soul Contracts Signed: | 5 |
| Divine Spears Created: | 28 | Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 2 |
| Dragonkin Hatched: | 4 | Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 2 |
| Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 6 | Curse of Binding Applied: | 4 |
| Glitched Entities Encountered: | 0 | Wailing Winds Heard: | 2 |
| Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 6 | Astral Mages Summoned: | 2 |
Picture this: you wake up in a world where pigs can fly, creepers are actually friendly, and diamonds rain from the sky. That’s right, on our server, anything is possible – even riding a llama into battle against a horde of zombie villagers.
But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you build a giant statue of a chicken on top of a mountain, a secret portal to a land of infinite cake will open up. And if you manage to tame a wild wolf and teach it how to do the Macarena, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods.
So why waste your mornings on mundane thoughts when you could be living out your wildest dreams on our server? Join now and let the weirdness begin!
| Players: | 95/1000 | Votes: | 1910 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Forbidden Tomes Read: | 5 | Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 4 |
| Omnipotent Charms Created: | 5 | Undead Armies Raised: | 5 |
| Alien Abductions: | 4 | Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 5 |
| Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 3 | Phantom Knights Defeated: | 8 |
| Mythical Swords Crafted: | 36 | Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 2 |
| Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 2 | Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 3 |
| Haunted Forests Traversed: | 3 | Chaos Gates Opened: | 3 |
| Players: | 106/800 | Votes: | 4765 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Werewolf Howls Heard: | 4 | Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 20 |
| Dragonkin Hatched: | 5 | Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 1 |
| Farms Harvested: | 937 | Dark Rituals Completed: | 9 |
| Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 2 | Towns Built: | 9 |
| Mines Excavated: | 1526 | Magical Moments Shared: | 28 |
| Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 8 | Cursed Taverns Survived: | 3 |
| Legendary Scepters Created: | 2 | Magic Items Found: | 6569 |
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