| Players: | 104/200 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Royal Courts Attended: | 3 | Teleportation Mishaps: | 4 |
| Ether Blades Crafted: | 16 | Lost Souls Rescued: | 6 |
| Evil Twin Fights: | 4 | Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 3 |
| Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 1 | Glorious Feasts Held: | 9 |
| God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 18 | Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 7 |
Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.
◆ CloudVanilla.net [1.17+] is the best server for both Survival and PvP.
The server is online 24/7 and has features to make your life easier, such as better Piglin trades, custom Ghast drops and player-run economy using Netherite Ingots.
| Players: | 91/900 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Endless Mazes Conquered: | 1 | Astral Mages Summoned: | 2 |
| Reality Distortions Fixed: | 2 | Omnipotent Charms Created: | 5 |
| Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 5 | Gnome Villages Protected: | 2 |
| Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 3 | Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 344 |
| Time-Warping Watches Found: | 3 | Cursed Scrolls Read: | 5 |
Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.
Looking for a laid-back community to play Minecraft? Our SMP server is almost fully vanilla with a few mods for lag reduction and quality of life improvements. Join by reading the rules, filling out a form, and joining our Discord server!
| Rule | Description |
|---|---|
| No Bullying | Treat all players with respect and kindness. |
| Respect Boundaries | Respect other players’ wishes. |
| No Stealing, Griefing, or PvP Without Permission | Stealing, griefing, or PvP without consent is prohibited. |
| No Nether Roof Travel | Travel only underneath the nether roof. |
| Type | Mod | Description |
|---|---|---|
| Server Side | Sodium | Lag reduction |
| Server Side | Lithium | Lag reduction |
| Server Side | Ledger | Grief protection |
| Server Side | Leaves Us In Peace | Faster leaf decay |
| Server and Client Side | Simple Voice Chat | Optional proximity chat |
| Server and Client Side | Universal Graves | Makes graves instead of dropping items |
| Question | Answer |
|---|---|
| How do I join the server? | Read the rules, fill out the entry form, and join the Discord server. |
| Can I grief or steal from other players? | No, griefing and stealing are strictly prohibited. |
| Are there any restrictions on traveling in the Nether? | Players are advised to travel only underneath the Nether roof. |
| Players: | 102/800 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Epic Bosses Defeated: | 1 | Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 6 |
| Secret Guilds Joined: | 3 | Alternate Realities Explored: | 5 |
| Glorious Feasts Held: | 12 | Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 4 |
| Celestial Gardens Planted: | 5 | Fairy Circles Danced In: | 10 |
| Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 10 | Infinite Doors Opened: | 1 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!
But beware, there are factions within The Unity who will stop at nothing to tear us apart. Will you rise to the challenge and prove yourself as a true member of The Unity? Or will you be left behind in the dust of the wasteland?
Join now and experience epic battles, insane builds, and hilarious shenanigans with our community of dedicated players. The fate of The Unity is in your hands… are you ready to embrace your destiny?
| Players: | 108/1000 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Epic Battles Fought: | 14 | Dragon Scales Harvested: | 461 |
| Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 5 | Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 3 |
| Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 5 | Shattered Realms Restored: | 2 |
| Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 8 | Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 3 |
| Cosmic Pies Baked: | 5 | Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 8 |
Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.
1. Our server is run by a group of llamas who have mastered the art of building pixelated skyscrapers with their hooves. Yes, you heard that right. Llamas.
2. Our community events include epic llama races, where participants ride on the backs of flying pigs while dodging flaming arrows shot by skeleton archers. It’s a sight to behold, trust me.
3. We have a secret underground disco party hosted by a group of dancing creepers who only explode in sync with the beat. It’s like a rave, but with more TNT.
4. Our server currency is not diamonds or emeralds, but rather rare and elusive blocks of cheese. Because who wouldn’t want to be rich in cheese?
So come join us on this crazy adventure, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion). See you in the world more bonkers than a Don Quijote shopping spree!
| Players: | 98/1000 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Wailing Winds Heard: | 1 | Lost Souls Rescued: | 1 |
| Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 1 | Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 2 |
| Evil Portals Destroyed: | 1 | Mythical Relics Collected: | 11 |
| Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 63 | Paranormal Events Investigated: | 4 |
| Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 0 | Eerie Music Discs Played: | 5 |
Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.
Join us and meet players like John, who will introduce you to his lovely girlfriend Emily, who may or may not actually exist. Experience the thrill of setting a spot for Emily at dinner, talking to her as if she’s real, and even giving them alone time for their romantic Minecraft dates.
But beware, things may get a little tense if you start questioning the reality of Emily’s existence. Will you play along like a good roommate, or will you put your foot down and risk making things uncomfortable for poor Emily? The choice is yours on our server, where the boundaries between reality and imagination are blurred in the most hilarious way possible. Join now and let the insanity begin!
| Players: | 90/900 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Void Gems Collected: | 28 | Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 3 |
| Runes Activated: | 6 | Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 2 |
| Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 0 | Living Shadows Defeated: | 3 |
| Magic Items Found: | 2310 | Goblin Markets Raided: | 7 |
| Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 5 | Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 8 |
Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Jousting Championships. That’s right, we have chickens riding on pigs, wielding swords, and battling it out in epic jousting matches. It’s a sight to behold, and you won’t find this kind of entertainment anywhere else.
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s not just about building and surviving, but also about ridiculous and unforgettable experiences, then look no further. Join us today and become a part of our wacky and wonderful community!
| Players: | 105/800 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 1 | Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 2 |
| Celestial Events Witnessed: | 2 | Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 9 |
| Blood Moons Survived: | 1 | Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 3 |
| Shadow Realms Conquered: | 0 | Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 5 |
| Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 0 | Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 5 |
Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).
Join us and avoid getting dicked around by re-tart hillbillies. We offer a safe haven for all ostriches and sand-heads looking to escape the chaos of the outside world. Plus, our server is located on a giant body of water for easy transport and trade…because who needs roads when you have boats?
So come on over and join the fun, because nothing says “successful empire” like a bunch of Minecraft players building a white ethnostate together. Don’t miss out on the opportunity to be part of something truly outrageous!
| Players: | 107/900 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 2 | Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 2 |
| Secret Guilds Joined: | 1 | New Chunks Explored: | 956161 |
| Shattered Realms Restored: | 2 | Whispering Caves Entered: | 3 |
| Shadow Realms Conquered: | 0 | Elemental Crystals Collected: | 75 |
| Evil Lairs Raided: | 5 | Pirate Ships Raided: | 2 |
Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.
Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly a wild herd of llamas appears and starts a dance party. Or how about the time we all decided to build a giant statue of a potato just because?
But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is home to a secret underground society of chicken overlords who are plotting to take over the world. Will you join forces with them or fight against their feathery tyranny?
So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our SMP today and become part of the most ridiculous, hilarious, and downright bizarre Minecraft community out there. Let’s show those Berylbros who’s boss!
| Players: | 106/800 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Dragonkin Hatched: | 2 | Orbs of Power Found: | 10 |
| Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 16 | Rainbows Spotted: | 7 |
| Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 7 | Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 9 |
| Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 2 | Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 2 |
| Mines Excavated: | 2478 | Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 2 |
Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.
Our server is so crazy, even your PT friend might join in on the fun! Who knows, maybe you’ll stumble upon a secret PT jerk-off club in one of our virtual worlds.
But don’t worry, we promise it’s all just a joke! Just like your boyfriend’s excuses for his inappropriate behavior. So come join us and see why getting into arguments over PT jokes is just the beginning of the insanity on our server.
| Players: | 96/300 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Royal Decrees Issued: | 2 | Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 1 |
| Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 14 | Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 2 |
| Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 2 | Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 2 |
| Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 7 | Cursed Taverns Survived: | 2 |
| Magic Wands Crafted: | 22 | Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 1 |
Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.
Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive creeper pranks, diamond-stealing shenanigans, and epic battles with the Ender Dragon (who may or may not have a secret crush on one of our admins).
But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground base filled with enchanted golden apples, a rollercoaster that goes through the Nether, and a pet pig named Sir Oinksalot who wears a top hat and monocle.
So what are you waiting for? Join us now and say goodbye to regret, because on our server, the only thing you’ll regret is not joining sooner!
| Players: | 93/700 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Buildings Constructed: | 27 | Astral Mages Summoned: | 1 |
| Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 0 | Celestial Gardens Planted: | 7 |
| Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 3 | Secret Libraries Discovered: | 2 |
| Shadow Figures Spotted: | 9 | Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 7 |
| Legendary Items Repaired: | 7 | Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 3 |
Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.
Join us for a wild ride through a world where diamonds rain from the sky, creepers do the cha-cha, and the Ender Dragon is actually just a misunderstood puppy looking for belly rubs.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Blocktopus, a creature made entirely of TNT and obsidian who roams the land, challenging players to epic build battles for the chance to win a lifetime supply of virtual cookies.
So if you’re ready to experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft server in existence, come join us and prepare for a gaming experience like no other. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of imagination – you’re gonna need it!
| Players: | 98/300 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Secret Passages Found: | 6 | Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 4 |
| Phoenix Feathers Found: | 12 | Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 3 |
| Magical Moments Shared: | 27 | Wailing Winds Heard: | 1 |
| Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 5 | Astral Projections Made: | 1 |
| Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 4 | Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 2 |
Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.
In other news, all legacy/java/Mojang accounts have been brutally murdered. But fear not, you can still play the game without a Microsoft account using our top-secret links!
Need mods? We got ’em! Want optimization mods? We got those too! Got shafted by M$ and can’t authenticate your server? We have a solution for that too!
Join us for a wild ride through the forest of mods, inspiration, and general shenanigans. And hey, if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon one of our secret servers like PFAA or Reikapack. It’s a jungle out there, but we promise it’s worth it!
| Players: | 107/100 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 17 | Epic Mounts Acquired: | 3 |
| Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 3 | Unicorn Sightings: | 1 |
| Endless Mazes Conquered: | 3 | Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 2 |
| Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 2 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 3 |
| Goblin Markets Raided: | 9 | Wyrmholes Dug: | 6 |
Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.
| Players: | 106/500 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 4 | Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 1 |
| Endless Mazes Conquered: | 1 | Cursed Lands Purified: | 6 |
| Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 3 | Mythical Quests Completed: | 24 |
| Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 2 | Evil Lairs Raided: | 2 |
| Magical Frogs Kissed: | 5 | Falling into the Void: | 3 |
Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.
Join our insane Minecraft SMP where the worst pain you’ve ever felt is not from falling into lava or getting blown up by a creeper, but from laughing so hard at the ridiculous shenanigans that go down on our server.
From epic pranks that will leave you questioning your sanity to intense PvP battles that will have you on the edge of your seat, this server is not for the faint of heart. But hey, who needs a boring old survival experience when you can have a wild ride filled with chaos and laughter?
So come on, join us and see what crazy adventures await you on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft SMP. Just be prepared to have your sides hurting from all the laughter!
| Players: | 96/700 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Horror Stories Survived: | 1 | Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 7 |
| Shadow Realms Conquered: | 1 | Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 3 |
| Shattered Realms Restored: | 2 | Divine Scrolls Written: | 23 |
| Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 7 | Werewolf Howls Heard: | 3 |
| Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 73 | Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 4 |
Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.
