| Players: | 100/500 | Votes: | 1771 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Towns Built: | 2 | Crystal Caves Mapped: | 9 |
| Alternate Realities Explored: | 1 | Star Shards Collected: | 167 |
| Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 8 | Cursed Taverns Survived: | 1 |
| Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 0 | Celestial Beings Befriended: | 1 |
| Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 4 | Shadow Figures Spotted: | 7 |
| Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 6 | Forbidden Tomes Read: | 3 |
| Elemental Crystals Collected: | 98 | Crystal Palaces Visited: | 1 |
| Players: | 97/700 | Votes: | 2607 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 2 | Underground Cities Explored: | 4 |
| Epic Bosses Defeated: | 3 | Magic Items Found: | 7413 |
| Chaos Gates Opened: | 2 | Forbidden Tomes Read: | 2 |
| Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 17 | Cursed Lands Purified: | 7 |
| Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 9 | Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 10 |
| Blood Moons Survived: | 2 | Dragonkin Hatched: | 1 |
| Celestial Crowns Worn: | 3 | Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 5 |
| Version | 1.21.4 |
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| Discord | https://discord.gg/qMjyJaQRhm |
Tea Time SMP is a Minecraft server filled with game enhancing plugins and events for players to enjoy. The server is opening for the first time on 1/04/25, welcoming all kinds of players to join in the fun.
Server Specialty:
To join the server, you can apply now on our Discord server at the provided link.
We welcome all kinds of players, including redstoners, builders, farmers, and more.
Donations are not required, but those who choose to support the server can receive roleplay bonuses in-game.
Yes, we are LGBTQ+ friendly and welcome players aged 17 and above.
We offer a variety of custom races to choose from, a shopping district, engaging events, an intriguing storyline, and custom character creation.
We have proximity voice chat available, but players are not required to talk if they prefer not to.
You can find the server rules on our Discord server for reference.
| Players: | 92/300 | Votes: | 228 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Votes: | 4528 | Treasure Maps Found: | 11 |
| Living Statues Befriended: | 3 | Secret Passages Found: | 2 |
| Phantom Blocks Placed: | 3 | Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 1 |
| Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 3 | Titanic Battles Fought: | 16 |
| Enchanted Forests Planted: | 7 | Phoenix Feathers Found: | 6 |
| Rainbows Spotted: | 3 | Mythical Quests Completed: | 29 |
| Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 3 | Shattered Realms Restored: | 1 |
| Players: | 94/500 | Votes: | 6678 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 3 | Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 5 |
| Shadow Realms Conquered: | 2 | Evil Twin Fights: | 2 |
| Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 12 | Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 1 |
| Cursed Villages Purged: | 2 | Curse of Binding Applied: | 2 |
| Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 0 | Demonic Pacts Formed: | 0 |
| Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 8 | Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 12 |
| Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 24 | Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 22 |
Once you join, you’ll be welcomed with open arms and maybe even a silly nickname or two. Who wouldn’t want to be part of a community where everyone is encouraged to be their wackiest selves? So come on over and join the fun – just make sure to pack some extra virtual pads in case things get a little messy! Remember, in this world, anything can happen, so buckle up and get ready for a rollercoaster of laughs and good times.
| Players: | 105/400 | Votes: | 5017 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Phoenix Feathers Found: | 13 | Infinity Stones Found: | 1 |
| Legendary Scepters Created: | 3 | Lunar Scepters Activated: | 6 |
| Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 6 | Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 3 |
| Haunted Forests Traversed: | 2 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 5 |
| Endless Mazes Conquered: | 2 | Powerful Allies Recruited: | 5 |
| Ghost Trains Ridden: | 1 | Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 1 |
| Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 3 | Zombie Dances: | 0 |
| Players: | 98/1000 | Votes: | 6455 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Dragon Scales Harvested: | 271 | Werewolf Howls Heard: | 4 |
| Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 3 | Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 6 |
| Love Letters Sent: | 18 | Immortal Potions Brewed: | 14 |
| Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 4 | Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 3 |
| Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 15 | Heroic Legacies Created: | 5 |
| Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 4 | Endless Staircases Climbed: | 1 |
| Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 3 | Vanishing Items Found: | 4 |
Oh and did I mention we have a secret society of chickens who are plotting to take over the server? Yeah, they wear tiny little top hats and monocles, it’s hilarious. Plus, we have a roller coaster made entirely out of slime blocks that will make you puke rainbows, it’s wild.
But the best part is our annual llama race where we all ride llamas dressed as pirates and race through obstacle courses, it’s a total blast. So if you wanna join in on the madness, come on over and let’s have a wacky time together!
| Players: | 101/900 | Votes: | 640 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Votes: | 3100 | Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 5 |
| Endless Night Skies: | 3 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 2 |
| Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 2 | Endless Legions Commanded: | 43 |
| Arcane Towers Raised: | 3 | Heroic Legacies Created: | 1 |
| Ender Pearl Glitches: | 3 | Horror Stories Survived: | 2 |
| Volcanoes Explored: | 3 | Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 5 |
| Glitched Entities Encountered: | 3 | New Chunks Explored: | 512360 |
Join us if you shower in the morning because our server is so hot, you’ll need to cool off with a refreshing waterfall plunge every time you log on. Plus, our pixelated pigs are known for their impeccable hygiene and love to join you in the shower for a sing-along!
But if you’re a night-time showerer, fear not! Our server is so full of surprises and mysteries that you’ll be up all night exploring and uncovering hidden treasures. And rumor has it, if you shower at midnight while playing on our server, you’ll be transported to a secret realm where creepers wear top hats and zombies dance the cha-cha.
So whether you’re a morning showerer or a night owl, our server is the place to be for non-stop laughs, adventure, and maybe even a little soap in the eyes (ouch!). Join us today and experience Minecraft like never before!
| Players: | 98/900 | Votes: | 7020 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 2 | Emeralds Found: | 4514 |
| Backwards Speech Heard: | 6 | Powerful Allies Recruited: | 3 |
| Divine Scrolls Written: | 22 | Legendary Heroes Trained: | 4 |
| Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 3 | Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 13 |
| Forbidden Tomes Read: | 1 | Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 6 |
| Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 11 | Legendary Titles Earned: | 3 |
| Battle Standards Raised: | 11 | Hidden Villages Discovered: | 1 |
u won’t believe the shenanigans that go down on this server. we got pigs flying, creepers doing the macarena, and villagers breakdancing in the streets. it’s a total party all the time!
plus, we got the best mods in town. like, seriously, these mods will blow ur mind. we got a mod that turns all the chickens into mini superheroes, and another mod that makes all the trees grow rainbow leaves. it’s like a psychedelic dream come true!
and don’t even get me started on the secret underground base we found. rumor has it, there’s a portal to a parallel universe down there. who knows what kind of crazy adventures await us on the other side?
so, if u wanna join a minecraft server that’s off the charts bonkers, then u gotta come hang with us. trust me, u won’t regret it. just watch out for the dancing skeletons – they’ve got some killer moves!
| Players: | 91/1000 | Votes: | 7492 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 3 | Lost Souls Rescued: | 1 |
| Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 1 | Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 2 |
| Secret Guilds Joined: | 1 | Zombie Dances: | 9 |
| Crystal Caves Mapped: | 8 | Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 187 |
| Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 5 | Shadow Realms Conquered: | 0 |
| Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 3 | Treasure Maps Found: | 11 |
| Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 40 | Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 1 |
| Players: | 92/1000 | Votes: | 7988 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 12 | Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 43 |
| Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 3 | Cursed Lands Purified: | 5 |
| Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 1 | Star Shards Collected: | 215 |
| Players Killed by Monsters: | 7553 | Paranormal Events Investigated: | 5 |
| Enchanted Armories Found: | 9 | Forbidden Tomes Read: | 6 |
| Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 6 | Divine Relics Bestowed: | 7 |
| Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 10 | Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 1 |
once upon a time, there was a minecraft server where the pigs could talk, the creepers could dance, and the diamonds were endless. u could build ur own castle made entirely of cake, ride on a unicorn through fields of rainbows, and battle evil zombies with nothing but a rubber ducky. sounds crazy, right? well, that’s just a typical day on our server.
but wait, there’s more! not only do we have all the usual minecraft stuff like survival, creative, and minigames, but we also have a secret underground lab where u can conduct experiments on mutant chickens, create potions that turn u into a flying pig, and even discover the cure for zombie-ism. who needs real science when u have minecraft science, are we right?
so what are u waiting for? join us on the most insane, hilarious, and downright wacky minecraft server out there. public health may be at risk, but who cares when u can ride a llama into battle against an army of evil bunnies? come join us now and let the madness begin!
| Players: | 109/300 | Votes: | 1242 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Dragon Scales Harvested: | 322 | Divine Spears Created: | 27 |
| Infernal Machines Built: | 2 | Phantom Ships Sailed: | 4 |
| Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 7 | Pirate Ships Raided: | 2 |
| Love Letters Sent: | 4 | Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 3 |
| Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 7 | Crops Grown: | 1223 |
| Rune Stones Activated: | 12 | Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 2 |
| Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 2 | Ancient Ruins Explored: | 3 |
| IP | 135.148.137.95:25612 |
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| VERSION | 1.21.4 |
| DISCORD | https://discord.gg/HPDzDfRASZ |
| Question | Answer |
|---|---|
| Can I use hacks on the server? | No, hacks are not allowed according to the server rules. |
| Is spamming allowed? | No, spamming is not allowed on the server. |
| What happens if I duplicate items? | Duping items is against the rules and may result in consequences. |
| Is the world size limited? | Yes, the overworld, nether, and end are limited to 1000×1000 with a border at 500. |
| Are resources renewable in the world? | No, unrenewable resources lost are lost forever in the server world. |
| Players: | 102/700 | Votes: | 3866 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 6 | Epic Mounts Acquired: | 5 |
| Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 1 | Underground Cities Explored: | 2 |
| Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 13 | Volcanoes Explored: | 2 |
| Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 3 | Goblin Markets Raided: | 6 |
| Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 4 | Ancient Ruins Explored: | 1 |
| Wyrmholes Dug: | 3 | Reality Warps Survived: | 1 |
| Mystic Runes Engraved: | 6 | Epic Quests Completed: | 8 |
Join us and experience the ultimate synergy of gaming and literature! Get your hands on those purchase links and immerse yourself in a world where creativity knows no bounds.
Don’t miss out on the chance to explore new dimensions while exploring the depths of your soul. This server is so epic, it will make you question reality and leave you craving for more.
So what are you waiting for? Dive into this crazy adventure and let your imagination run wild! Who knows, you might even stumble upon some hidden treasures along the way. Join now and let the madness begin!
| Players: | 106/800 | Votes: | 8950 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 6 | Phantom Horses Ridden: | 1 |
| Shattered Realms Restored: | 2 | Epic Mounts Acquired: | 8 |
| Secret Libraries Discovered: | 4 | Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 39 |
| Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 1 | Titanic Battles Fought: | 14 |
| Crystal Wands Charged: | 20 | Cursed Lands Purified: | 7 |
| Cozy Campfires Lit: | 10 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 1 |
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 8033 | Secret Passages Found: | 6 |
Join us for epic adventures and build friendships that will last a lifetime. No more feeling left out or excluded because of your relationship status. Our server is all about bringing people together, whether they’re single, taken, or somewhere in between.
Don’t miss out on the chance to be part of a community where everyone is welcome and accepted. Who knows, you might even find your in-game soulmate while exploring our virtual world!
So come on, join us and leave the real-life drama behind. It’s time to have some fun and create memories that will make you forget all about those pesky relationship woes. See you in the game!
| Players: | 105/700 | Votes: | 3676 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Underground Cities Explored: | 1 | Phantom Blocks Placed: | 8 |
| Infernal Machines Built: | 1 | Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 12 |
| Divine Scrolls Written: | 7 | Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 2 |
| Immortal Anvils Forged: | 6 | Royal Courts Attended: | 2 |
| Lost Cities Unearthed: | 3 | Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 5 |
| Legendary Titles Earned: | 1 | Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 9 |
| Forbidden Tomes Read: | 1 | Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 6 |
| Players: | 93/600 | Votes: | 163 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Evil Lairs Raided: | 5 | Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 6 |
| Haunted Mines Explored: | 3 | Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 9 |
| Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 2 | Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 8 |
| Towns Built: | 7 | Divine Scrolls Written: | 21 |
| Players Killed by Monsters: | 7488 | Crystal Wands Charged: | 8 |
| Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 3 | Reality Warps Survived: | 1 |
| Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 8 | Divine Spears Created: | 13 |
Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a group of players stumbled upon a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted gear. But here’s the twist – the chest was guarded by a pack of dancing skeletons who only moved to the beat of “Baby Shark” playing in the background. It was a sight to behold, and you can experience moments like this every day on our server.
So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft experience like no other, come join us! Who needs bridges and solos when you can have a server that’s more lit than a lava pool? Trust us, you won’t regret it.
| Players: | 106/100 | Votes: | 118 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Divine Scrolls Written: | 5 | Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 0 |
| Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 3 | Towns Built: | 4 |
| Battle Standards Raised: | 8 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 5817 |
| Magic Items Found: | 6835 | Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 11 |
| Astral Staffs Crafted: | 10 | Immortal Potions Brewed: | 11 |
| Invisible Pathways Walked: | 4 | Lunar Scepters Activated: | 3 |
| Players Killed by Monsters: | 9813 | Dragonkin Hatched: | 1 |
