| Players: | 94/700 | Votes: | 3561 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Shattered Realms Restored: | 2 | Celestial Events Witnessed: | 2 |
| Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 20 | Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 324 |
| Reality Warps Survived: | 0 | Magical Familiars Summoned: | 2 |
| Void Gems Collected: | 17 | Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 0 |
| Endless Mazes Conquered: | 4 | Meteorite Armor Created: | 30 |
| Mineshafts Explored: | 5 | Whispering Shadows Heard: | 4 |
| Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 2 | Phantom Blocks Placed: | 6 |
| Players: | 97/400 | Votes: | 6549 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 36 | Celestial Crowns Worn: | 5 |
| Mimic Chests Discovered: | 2 | Alien Abductions: | 2 |
| Titan Hearts Harvested: | 2 | Runes Activated: | 1 |
| Mysterious Portals Opened: | 9 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 2 |
| Mythical Swords Crafted: | 42 | Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 7 |
| Emeralds Found: | 3313 | Magical Familiars Summoned: | 4 |
| Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 5 | Heroic Legacies Created: | 5 |
| Players: | 91/800 | Votes: | 6523 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Magical Moments Shared: | 17 | Meteorites Collected: | 4 |
| Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 2 | Potions Brewed: | 75 |
| Forbidden Doors Opened: | 3 | Twisted Realms Survived: | 3 |
| Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 18 | Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 15 |
| Cosmic Pies Baked: | 3 | Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 2 |
| Farms Harvested: | 188 | Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 2 |
| Haunted Chests Opened: | 8 | Void Gems Collected: | 39 |
once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a secret portal dat led to a land filled with talking chickens. dey told him jokes and gave him enchanted eggs dat hatched into baby dragons. it was lit.
if u join dis server, u will become the ruler of a kingdom made entirely of cake. u can eat ur way to victory and defeat ur enemies with frosting.
so come on down to our minecraft server, where the possibilities are as endless as a never-ending bowl of spaghetti. trust me, u won’t regret it.
| Players: | 106/800 | Votes: | 8446 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Orbs of Power Found: | 7 | Royal Courts Attended: | 2 |
| Cursed Scrolls Read: | 3 | Alternate Realities Explored: | 4 |
| Enchanted Armories Found: | 6 | Epic Battles Fought: | 7 |
| Players Killed by Monsters: | 836 | Phoenix Feathers Found: | 10 |
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 9663 | Animals Bred: | 13 |
| Endless Staircases Climbed: | 3 | Mineshafts Explored: | 1 |
| Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 1 | Epic Quests Completed: | 11 |
| Players: | 96/400 | Votes: | 9978 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Cozy Campfires Lit: | 9 | Divine Spears Created: | 28 |
| Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 12 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 2 |
| Mimic Chests Discovered: | 2 | Ores Mined: | 4622 |
| Whispering Shadows Heard: | 3 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 2 |
| Cursed Taverns Survived: | 1 | Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 5 |
| Runes Activated: | 5 | Living Statues Befriended: | 2 |
| Pirate Ships Captured: | 2 | Eerie Music Discs Played: | 4 |
Vanilla Survival! however, custom crafts and much more have been added!
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| Players: | 93/200 | Votes: | 5512 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Celestial Beings Befriended: | 2 | Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 2 |
| Haunted Chests Opened: | 3 | Goblin Markets Raided: | 4 |
| Hidden Villages Discovered: | 1 | Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 3 |
| Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 7 | Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 6 |
| Villages Defended: | 12 | Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 2 |
| Vanishing Items Found: | 6 | Cursed Villages Purged: | 3 |
| Mythical Relics Collected: | 13 | Royal Decrees Issued: | 3 |
Kronii is like, moving out on the same day as Fauna’s graduation, so she doesn’t have to show her ugly cry face in public.
I heard she was a mess during Ame’s graduation, like, full-on waterworks and snot bubbles, man.
If you wanna witness some real drama and emotional breakdowns, you gotta hop on this server, it’s gonna be wild!
| Players: | 106/800 | Votes: | 1830 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Reality Distortions Fixed: | 3 | Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 4 |
| Celestial Gardens Planted: | 2 | Mineshafts Explored: | 1 |
| Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 2 | Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 13 |
| Shadow Figures Spotted: | 7 | Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 6 |
| Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 3 | Shattered Realms Restored: | 1 |
| Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 5 | Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 2 |
| Vanishing Structures Built: | 2 | Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 4 |
| Players: | 109/900 | Votes: | 8094 |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Endless Night Skies: | 4 | Phantom Rings Equipped: | 8 |
| Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 39 | Demonic Pacts Formed: | 2 |
| Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 3 | Celestial Beings Befriended: | 3 |
| Holy Grails Found: | 3 | Soul Swords Wielded: | 5 |
| Portal Loops Escaped: | 1 | Secret Libraries Discovered: | 4 |
| Evil Lairs Raided: | 5 | Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 11 |
| Endless Legions Commanded: | 50 | Teleportation Mishaps: | 5 |
On our server, you can build a virtual nursery for your Minecraft baby, complete with pixelated cribs and diamond-studded pacifiers. And don’t worry about your husband insisting on naming your virtual son after his deceased dad – here, you can name your Minecraft babies whatever outrageous names you desire!
So come join us on our server and let your creativity run wild. Who knows, maybe you’ll end up naming your Minecraft son after a creeper or a zombie pigman. The possibilities are endless, just like the blocks in Minecraft!
| Players: | 100/300 | Votes: | 5212 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Herobrine Sightings: | 6 | Underground Cities Explored: | 5 |
| Epic Weapons Forged: | 7 | Alien Abductions: | 3 |
| Demon Skulls Collected: | 35 | Ether Blades Crafted: | 13 |
| Shadow Figures Spotted: | 1 | Cozy Campfires Lit: | 12 |
| Crystal Wands Charged: | 13 | Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 100 |
| Magic Wands Crafted: | 12 | Wilderness Tamed: | 15 |
| Magical Familiars Summoned: | 4 | Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 1 |
But wait, there’s more! We also have a secret Santa event where you can gift someone a stack of dirt and pretend it’s the most valuable thing in the game. It’s hilarious, trust me. Plus, we have a tradition where we all dress up as our favorite Minecraft mob and have a dance party in the Nether. It’s wild, I tell ya.
So come join us on this crazy SMP and experience the most thoughtful and wacky gift exchanges you’ve ever seen. And who knows, maybe you’ll receive a gift that will make your Minecraft dreams come true. See you in the game, fellow gamers! #blessed #diamondswordforlife 🎁🎮🔥
| Players: | 100/700 | Votes: | 9034 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Phantom Ships Sailed: | 4 | Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 2 |
| Ancient Ruins Explored: | 5 | Whispering Caves Entered: | 4 |
| Cosmic Pies Baked: | 3 | Secret Guilds Joined: | 5 |
| Immortal Anvils Forged: | 20 | Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 1 |
| Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 9 | Infinity Stones Found: | 4 |
| Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 2 | Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 4 |
| Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 4 | Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 1 |
| Players: | 90/400 | Votes: | 6725 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 2 | Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 8 |
| Hidden Passages Discovered: | 6 | Cursed Scrolls Read: | 2 |
| Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 162 | Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 4 |
| Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 2 | Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 4 |
| Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 1 | Magic Crystals Found: | 16 |
| Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 5 | Pirate Ships Raided: | 3 |
| Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 3 | Undead Armies Raised: | 3 |
But for real, our server is lit 🔥 we got diamond rainbows falling from the sky, talking pigs that give out free diamonds, and a secret underground disco party with all the mobs getting down 🕺
Plus, we have the best PvP battles you’ll ever experience, like seriously, it’s more intense than a creeper sneaking up on you while you’re mining diamonds 😱
So come join us and let’s have a blast together, because why not? Life’s too short to not have fun on a Minecraft server that’s as wild as this one 🤪
| Players: | 102/600 | Votes: | 2740 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Meteorite Armor Created: | 24 | Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 3 |
| Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 2 | Pirate Ships Raided: | 2 |
| Lava Oceans Crossed: | 2 | Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 10 |
| Ores Mined: | 2970 | Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 9 |
| Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 4 | Astral Staffs Crafted: | 7 |
| Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 5 | Powerful Allies Recruited: | 2 |
| Paranormal Events Investigated: | 5 | Zombie Dances: | 2 |
| Players: | 91/600 | Votes: | 7910 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Forbidden Relics Collected: | 9 | Wailing Winds Heard: | 2 |
| Mysterious Portals Opened: | 12 | Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 0 |
| Secret Guilds Joined: | 3 | Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 1 |
| Eclipse Rings Activated: | 3 | Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 4 |
| Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 1 | Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 3 |
| Curse of Binding Applied: | 3 | Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 4 |
| Chimeras Created: | 1 | Towns Built: | 3 |
We got pigs that can fly, bro. I’m not even kidding. And the cows? They can breakdance like nobody’s business.
Oh, and don’t even get me started on the zombies. They’re like, the best dancers in the whole server. It’s like Thriller up in here 24/7.
And the best part? The creepers are actually super chill. They just want to give you hugs, man. HUGS.
So, like, if you want to join the most epic, craziest, weirdest Minecraft server ever, then you better hop on this train, bro. Trust me, you won’t regret it.
| Players: | 103/200 | Votes: | 5377 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Shadow Figures Spotted: | 1 | Enchanted Forests Planted: | 6 |
| Mysterious Portals Opened: | 16 | Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 60 |
| Sentient Weapons Trained: | 1 | Star Shards Collected: | 72 |
| Battle Standards Raised: | 14 | Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 1 |
| Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 4 | Cursed Villages Purged: | 2 |
| Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 38 | Invisible Walls Found: | 4 |
| Infernal Machines Built: | 1 | Infinity Stones Found: | 4 |
Imagine a world where you can build your dream castle while battling dragons and zombies at the same time. Our server offers a unique experience that will keep you on the edge of your seat. And the best part? You can do it all while hanging out with your friends and making new ones along the way.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is also a support group for those going through tough times. Need someone to talk to about your problems? We’ve got you covered. Our community is here to lift you up and help you through any challenges you may be facing.
So why wait? Join our server now and embark on the craziest Minecraft journey of your life. Who knows, you might even find the meaning of life while slaying creepers and building epic structures. Don’t miss out on the fun – join us today!
| Players: | 100/400 | Votes: | 6243 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Chimeras Created: | 1 | Cosmic Pies Baked: | 5 |
| Villages Defended: | 7 | Infernal Machines Built: | 0 |
| Crystal Palaces Visited: | 2 | Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 7 |
| Dragonkin Hatched: | 2 | Haunted Chests Opened: | 4 |
| Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 5 | Phantom Blocks Placed: | 10 |
| Celestial Crowns Worn: | 2 | Volcanoes Explored: | 3 |
| Talking Trees Consulted: | 6 | Glitched Entities Encountered: | 1 |
But wait, there’s more! Our server is so crazy, we once had a llama ride a roller coaster while juggling diamonds. And don’t even get me started on the time we all teamed up to build a giant statue of a potato that shoots lasers out of its eyes.
So if you wanna join in on the fun, come on down to our wacky Minecraft SMP! Just remember, only the most outrageous players need apply. Let’s get this party started, baby! WOOOOOOO!
| Players: | 107/100 | Votes: | 5368 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Swords Broken: | 1 | Unicorn Sightings: | 1 |
| Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 16 | Astral Orbs Gathered: | 20 |
| Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 6 | Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 7 |
| Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 2 | Astral Projections Made: | 3 |
| Magical Moments Shared: | 26 | Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 99 |
| Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 9 | Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 0 |
| Pirate Ships Raided: | 1 | Buildings Constructed: | 20 |
But that’s not all! Rumor has it that the server is haunted by a mischievous group of ghostly chickens who love to mess with players’ builds. Can you outsmart these spectral fowl and become the true master builder?
Join now and prove once and for all that being a genius is overrated – it’s all about having fun and embracing your inner goofball!
