| Players: | 110/100 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Living Shadows Defeated: | 5 | Infinite Doors Opened: | 1 |
| Time-Warping Watches Found: | 1 | Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 1 |
| Hidden Passages Discovered: | 6 | Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 2 |
| Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 2 | Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 3 |
| Wailing Winds Heard: | 4 | Powerful Allies Recruited: | 4 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.
Join us for a wild ride through a world where diamonds rain from the sky, creepers do the cha-cha, and the Ender Dragon is actually just a misunderstood puppy looking for belly rubs.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Blocktopus, a creature made entirely of TNT and obsidian who roams the land, challenging players to epic build battles for the chance to win a lifetime supply of virtual cookies.
So if you’re ready to experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft server in existence, come join us and prepare for a gaming experience like no other. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of imagination – you’re gonna need it!
| Players: | 93/500 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Pirate Ships Captured: | 2 | Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 4 |
| Cozy Campfires Lit: | 13 | Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 4 |
| Shattered Realms Restored: | 0 | Astral Amulets Crafted: | 21 |
| Wilderness Tamed: | 11 | Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 2 |
| Astral Mages Summoned: | 3 | Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 1 |
Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!
In other news, all legacy/java/Mojang accounts have been brutally murdered. But fear not, you can still play the game without a Microsoft account using our top-secret links!
Need mods? We got ’em! Want optimization mods? We got those too! Got shafted by M$ and can’t authenticate your server? We have a solution for that too!
Join us for a wild ride through the forest of mods, inspiration, and general shenanigans. And hey, if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon one of our secret servers like PFAA or Reikapack. It’s a jungle out there, but we promise it’s worth it!
| Players: | 109/1000 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Immortal Anvils Forged: | 20 | Haunted Forests Traversed: | 7 |
| Gnome Villages Protected: | 4 | Whispering Caves Entered: | 3 |
| Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 1 | Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 6 |
| Spectral Entities Defeated: | 5 | Dragons Tamed: | 4 |
| Hidden Passages Discovered: | 5 | Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 15 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.
| Players: | 104/500 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Magical Ponies Rescued: | 5 | Gnome Villages Protected: | 8 |
| Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 0 | Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 3 |
| Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 10 | Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 2 |
| Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 1 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 0 |
| Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 1 | Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 5 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.
Join our insane Minecraft SMP where the worst pain you’ve ever felt is not from falling into lava or getting blown up by a creeper, but from laughing so hard at the ridiculous shenanigans that go down on our server.
From epic pranks that will leave you questioning your sanity to intense PvP battles that will have you on the edge of your seat, this server is not for the faint of heart. But hey, who needs a boring old survival experience when you can have a wild ride filled with chaos and laughter?
So come on, join us and see what crazy adventures await you on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft SMP. Just be prepared to have your sides hurting from all the laughter!
| Players: | 91/800 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 1 | Legendary Scepters Created: | 6 |
| Invisible Walls Found: | 4 | Underground Cities Explored: | 2 |
| Falling into the Void: | 2 | Shattered Realms Restored: | 2 |
| Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 3 | Runes Activated: | 3 |
| Crystal Palaces Visited: | 3 | Love Letters Sent: | 15 |
Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.
| Players: | 99/600 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Magical Ponies Rescued: | 3 | Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 1 |
| Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 1 | Mysterious Portals Opened: | 7 |
| Magical Moments Shared: | 18 | Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 3 |
| Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 7 | Divine Relics Bestowed: | 9 |
| Holy Grails Found: | 3 | Phoenix Feathers Found: | 5 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!
| Players: | 103/300 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Astral Orbs Gathered: | 17 | Meteorites Collected: | 1 |
| Shadow Realms Conquered: | 2 | World-Altering Spells Cast: | 2 |
| Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 0 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 4 |
| Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 4 | Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 2 |
| Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 34 | Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 1 |
Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!
like, u can have grape seedlings that are like super strong and can handle salt stress like a boss. imagine having a grape farm that’s like immune to all da haters tryna mess with ur crops.
join dis server for da most epic grape-growing experience of ur life. u won’t regret it, trust me. it’s like a whole new level of minecraft farming, but with grapes. grapes, man. grapes.
| Players: | 108/400 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 3 | Endless Night Skies: | 5 |
| Heroic Legacies Created: | 4 | Haunted Chests Opened: | 0 |
| Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 5 | Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 3 |
| Orbs of Power Found: | 4 | Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 9 |
| Wilderness Tamed: | 16 | Epic Battles Fought: | 15 |
Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.
But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground society of talking chickens who have formed their own government. Will you join forces with them or challenge their rule? The choice is yours!
So why waste time getting a real driver’s license when you can have all the fun and excitement right here on our server? Join now and start your wild Minecraft adventure today!
| Players: | 92/200 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 3 | Wilderness Tamed: | 14 |
| Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 1 | Cursed Taverns Survived: | 2 |
| Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 3 | Immortal Potions Brewed: | 5 |
| Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 2 | Holy Grails Found: | 4 |
| Epic Weapons Forged: | 3 | Evil Portals Destroyed: | 1 |
Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).
Do you want to build a giant potato statue of yourself in the middle of a lava lake? We got you covered. Want to ride a pig dressed as a cowboy while shooting arrows at creepers? Absolutely doable. The possibilities are endless in this wacky world of blocky adventures.
But beware, we have a strict policy of only allowing players who can juggle with TNT while riding a unicycle. So if you think you have what it takes to survive in this crazy realm, join us and show off your skills.
And remember, our motto is to bully seaniggers, discord trannies, bugmen, /v/ermins, dramaniggers, tourists, retards & degenerates, so be prepared to embrace the chaos and have a blast. See you in the game, but only if you’re ready for the wildest ride of your Minecraft life!
| Players: | 100/800 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 2 | Hidden Passages Discovered: | 7 |
| Runes Activated: | 3 | Star Shards Collected: | 258 |
| Immortal Potions Brewed: | 5 | Magic Items Found: | 5938 |
| Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 6 | Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 1 |
| Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 8 | Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 3 |
Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!
Imagine this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly, a group of players approaches you and asks for your in-game number. You politely decline, stating that you’re only interested in mining and crafting. But wait, they insist that their friend, who happens to be a creeper in disguise, has a crush on you! They argue that since the creeper identifies as a player, it’s totally cool for you to date them.
Luckily, your trusty Minecraft buddy, let’s call them Steve, swoops in to save the day. Steve reminds you that you’re not obligated to date anyone you’re not interested in, whether they’re a zombie, skeleton, or even a dragon in human form. But then, another player named Lily pops up and accuses you of being transphobic for not giving the creeper a chance. The drama unfolds as you navigate through the complexities of love and friendship in the pixelated world of Minecraft.
So why join our server? Because where else can you experience such absurd and hilarious scenarios while building your own virtual world? Come join us and let the chaos begin!
| Players: | 104/100 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Void Armor Forged: | 15 | Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 3 |
| Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 2 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 2 |
| Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 1 | Living Shadows Defeated: | 3 |
| Astral Orbs Gathered: | 14 | Forbidden Relics Collected: | 0 |
| Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 1 | Volcanoes Explored: | 2 |
Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.
Join us if you want to witness crazy showdowns between players dressed as Vikings and gangsters from the 1920s. Will Rollo’s brute strength overpower Arthur’s cunning tactics? Only time will tell in this insane world where anything can happen.
But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground fight club where players can duke it out for glory and bragging rights. Who will emerge victorious and claim the title of ultimate champion?
So if you’re looking for a server that’s as unpredictable as a crossover between Vikings and Peaky Blinders, look no further. Join us now and prepare for the most ridiculous and entertaining Minecraft experience of your life!
| Players: | 98/500 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Demonic Pacts Formed: | 2 | Dragon Hoards Looted: | 3 |
| Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 4 | Cursed Scrolls Read: | 5 |
| Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 0 | Unseen Monsters Slain: | 8 |
| Infernal Machines Built: | 1 | Epic Weapons Forged: | 6 |
| Mimic Chests Discovered: | 3 | Endless Mazes Conquered: | 3 |
Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.
But that’s not all, we also have a secret underground roller coaster that takes you on a wild ride through a lava-filled dungeon. And if you’re lucky, you might even spot a unicorn riding a chicken while juggling diamonds.
So why join this server? Because where else can you witness a dance-off between a creeper and a skeleton, or participate in a llama race where the winner gets a pet dragon?
Don’t miss out on the insanity, join now and see who Diddy will snitch on next!
| Players: | 110/1000 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Shadow Realms Conquered: | 2 | Battle Standards Raised: | 8 |
| Mines Excavated: | 4931 | Treasure Maps Found: | 5 |
| Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 1 | Legendary Items Repaired: | 2 |
| Titanic Battles Fought: | 12 | Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 3 |
| Magic Crystals Found: | 10 | Phantom Blocks Placed: | 6 |
Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.
| Players: | 93/400 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Curse of Binding Applied: | 3 | Haunted Forests Traversed: | 7 |
| Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 2 | Cursed Taverns Survived: | 4 |
| Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 14 | Evil Lairs Raided: | 7 |
| Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 6 | Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 1 |
| Whispering Caves Entered: | 4 | Demon Skulls Collected: | 17 |
Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.
and get this, our server is so lit that it’s been proven to decrease the risk of media attacks on the LGBTQ+ community. like, for real, our server is like a safe haven for all LGBTQ+ peeps. we even have a secret potion that gives you rainbow powers and makes you invincible to haters.
oh, and did i mention we have a secret underground disco party every night? yeah, it’s wild. you gotta join this server, man. it’s like, life-changing and stuff. trust me, you won’t regret it. just come on over and let the rainbow magic take you on a journey you’ll never forget.
| Players: | 104/800 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 5 | Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 22 |
| Lost Souls Rescued: | 5 | Endless Mazes Conquered: | 3 |
| Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 0 | Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 5 |
| Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 3 | Secret Passages Found: | 8 |
| Goblin Markets Raided: | 2 | Infinity Stones Found: | 2 |
Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.
