| Players: | 94/800 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Glorious Feasts Held: | 18 | Underground Cities Explored: | 1 |
| Forbidden Doors Opened: | 3 | Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 3 |
| Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 7 | Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 4 |
| Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 1 | Celestial Gardens Planted: | 3 |
| Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 0 | Endless Mazes Solved: | 2 |
Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.
1. We have a secret underground base where we host epic dance parties every Friday night. Trust me, you don’t want to miss out on our sick moves.
2. Our server is guarded by a team of highly trained hamsters who will protect you from any creepers or zombies that dare to come near you. They may be small, but they are fierce!
3. We have a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted golden apples. But be warned, it’s guarded by a mischievous ghost who loves to play pranks on unsuspecting players.
4. Rumor has it that there’s a portal to a parallel universe hidden somewhere in our world. Who knows what kind of crazy adventures await on the other side?
So come join our Minecraft SMP and embark on the most hilarious and absurd journey of your gaming life! Trust me, you won’t regret it.
| Players: | 105/100 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Phantom Horses Ridden: | 4 | Pirate Ships Captured: | 2 |
| Crystal Palaces Visited: | 1 | Crystal Caves Mapped: | 6 |
| Astral Amulets Crafted: | 37 | Demon Skulls Collected: | 23 |
| Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 3 | Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 2 |
| Invisible Pathways Walked: | 7 | Titanic Battles Fought: | 19 |
Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.
Are you a glass-half-full player or a glass-half-empty player? It doesn’t matter, because on our server, we embrace all personalities (even the ones who’d rather die than sleep over at your place).
Experience the thrill of hosting family dinners in Minecraft, where you can invite your siblings but ban their spouses for epic showdowns. Will you demand an apology before allowing them in your virtual house? The choice is yours!
Join us for a server like no other, where the drama is as intense as a zombie siege. Who needs reality TV when you have Minecraft family feuds to keep you entertained? Don’t miss out on the chaos – join now!
| Players: | 92/400 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Wyrmholes Dug: | 8 | Rainbows Spotted: | 3 |
| Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 2 | Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 8 |
| Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 9 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 4 |
| Immortal Anvils Forged: | 11 | Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 10 |
| Dragonkin Hatched: | 2 | Villages Defended: | 20 |
Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!
Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – our server is actually run by a group of highly intelligent llamas who have mastered the art of Minecraft. They will guide you through epic quests, secret dungeons, and even teach you how to speak llama (it’s a real language, I swear).
But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is home to a magical portal that leads to a land filled with candy mountains and rivers of chocolate. Who wouldn’t want to be a part of that?
So, what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience a Minecraft adventure like never before. Trust me, you won’t regret it!
| Players: | 100/600 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Lost Cities Unearthed: | 2 | Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 4 |
| Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 1 | Magic Items Found: | 1484 |
| Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 3 | Cursed Taverns Survived: | 1 |
| Fairy Circles Danced In: | 9 | Cursed Scrolls Read: | 1 |
| Evil Portals Destroyed: | 1 | Lunar Scepters Activated: | 4 |
Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!
the crown prince of saudi arabia is like the boss of the server and he’s all like “no recognition for israel until we have a palestinian state, yo!” and everyone’s like “yeah, we gotta make peace in minecraft first before we can do it in real life, bro.”
join this server for the most epic diplomatic minecraft battles and crazy alliances you’ll ever see. plus, there’s a secret treasure hidden somewhere in the map that will give you superpowers and make you the ultimate ruler of the server.
come on, don’t be a noob, join now and let’s make peace through minecraft!
| Players: | 101/800 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 32 | Omnipotent Charms Created: | 4 |
| Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 1 | Alien Abductions: | 2 |
| Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 21 | Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 4 |
| Endless Legions Commanded: | 24 | Infernal Machines Built: | 1 |
| Powerful Allies Recruited: | 8 | Soul Swords Wielded: | 2 |
Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.
Yup, you heard me right. If you start feeling dizzy while playing on our server, you’re actually over 60% more likely to fall into some crazy adventure in the future. Forget about boring old regular falls, we’re talking about falling into hidden dungeons, falling into treasure troves, falling into epic battles with dragons and creepers.
And get this, even if you think there might be other factors contributing to your risk of falling, like maybe you ate too many virtual carrots or stayed up too late mining for diamonds, it doesn’t matter. On our server, dizziness is the key to unlocking a whole new world of excitement and danger.
So come join us on the most thrilling Minecraft server out there, where dizziness isn’t just a side effect, it’s a ticket to the ride of your pixelated life!
| Players: | 108/600 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 1 | Talking Trees Consulted: | 3 |
| Shadow Realms Conquered: | 1 | Endless Staircases Climbed: | 2 |
| Endless Mazes Solved: | 1 | Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 1 |
| Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 2 | Unseen Monsters Slain: | 1 |
| Whispering Shadows Heard: | 2 | Treasure Maps Found: | 9 |
Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.
Lots of fun to be had! Smp, EarthSMP, Pixelmon, and more games coming soon! Minecraft Java 1.16.5 and other mods.
| Players: | 95/500 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Astral Staffs Crafted: | 16 | Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 1 |
| Reality Warps Survived: | 1 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 4342 |
| Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 2 | Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 2 |
| Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 3 | Wilderness Tamed: | 18 |
| Backwards Speech Heard: | 6 | Rune Stones Activated: | 3 |
Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.
Welcome to APSMP! A world like no other, sail the oceans and explore islands. Join, bring your friends, prepare to fight off monsters and bosses while you try to survive!
We have many fun features like Custom Enchants, Player Shops and Player Warps, Vote Parties, Land Claiming, Fun Community, Great Staff!
What are you waiting for? Hop in and have fun!!
↕️ SERVER IP: mc.apsmp.com ↕️ VERSION: latest [1.21.1]
| Players: | 107/500 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 3 | Endless Night Skies: | 1 |
| God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 29 | Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 4 |
| Void Armor Forged: | 27 | Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 4 |
| Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 4 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 5305 |
| Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 1 | Pirate Ships Raided: | 1 |
Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.
| Server Type | Creative, Survival (no-griefing), Survival (griefing allowed) |
|---|---|
| Server IP | moonbat.ddns.net |
| Server Version | 1.21.1 |
A: Yes, both SMP maps won’t reset, so your progress will be safe.
A: Yes, we occasionally run player events with survival rewards.
A: Max8abug is the host of Moonbat Minecraft.
| Players: | 103/400 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 3 | Cursed Taverns Survived: | 1 |
| Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 7 | Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 6 |
| Phantom Blocks Placed: | 2 | Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 2 |
| Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 3 | Lost Souls Rescued: | 5 |
| Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 10 | Gryphons Tamed: | 4 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Unicorn, a majestic creature that farts rainbows and poops diamonds. Rumor has it that if you can catch it, you’ll be granted three wishes and a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples.
Join us for epic adventures, hilarious shenanigans, and a community of players who are as weird and wonderful as the world we’ve created. So what are you waiting for? Come on over and see if you can handle the cuteness overload on our server!
| Players: | 103/100 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Crystal Wands Charged: | 13 | Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 3 |
| Titanic Battles Fought: | 13 | God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 27 |
| Ancient Ruins Explored: | 3 | Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 1 |
| Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 1 | Eclipse Rings Activated: | 2 |
| Legendary Scepters Created: | 3 | Volcanoes Explored: | 3 |
Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.
| Players: | 104/400 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 2 | Magical Moments Shared: | 27 |
| Volcanoes Explored: | 2 | Holy Grails Found: | 1 |
| Dimension Hops: | 12 | Void Armor Forged: | 11 |
| Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 3 | Unseen Monsters Slain: | 5 |
| Living Statues Befriended: | 2 | Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 1 |
Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.
Just like in real life, you’ll encounter jealous seniors who will stop at nothing to steal your spotlight. But fear not, because on our server, you can stand your ground and show them who’s boss. Take on the lead role and shine brighter than ever before!
With intense auditions and fierce competition, you’ll have to prove your worth and show off your acting skills. Who knows, you might even discover a hidden talent for drama that you never knew you had. So come on, join us and let the drama unfold in the most epic way possible. Who needs real life drama when you can have it all in Minecraft?
| Players: | 106/700 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Astral Amulets Crafted: | 18 | Magic Wands Crafted: | 24 |
| Haunted Chests Opened: | 7 | Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 10 |
| Goblin Markets Raided: | 7 | Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 2 |
| Whispering Caves Entered: | 6 | Heroic Legacies Created: | 2 |
| Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 3 | Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 2 |
Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.
You see, on this server, we don’t just build houses and farms. We build entire theme parks dedicated to potatoes. Yes, you heard that right. Potatoes. And every full moon, we have a potato-themed dance party where everyone dresses up as their favorite potato dish.
But that’s not even the best part. We have a secret underground society of chicken warriors who are trying to overthrow the evil sheep empire. It’s like Game of Thrones, but with more feathers and clucking.
So, if you’re looking for a wild ride full of potatoes, llamas, and chicken warriors, then this Minecraft SMP is the place for you. Join us and prepare for the craziest adventure of your life.
| Players: | 94/700 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Astral Staffs Crafted: | 16 | Runes Activated: | 6 |
| Animals Bred: | 64 | Ores Mined: | 4375 |
| Time-Warping Watches Found: | 3 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 1 |
| Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 1 | Whispering Caves Entered: | 4 |
| Cursed Statues Activated: | 2 | Gryphons Tamed: | 4 |
Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!
Picture this: you log on and are immediately greeted by a friendly pack of wolves who are ready to be your loyal companions. You can ride around on a majestic unicorn through lush forests and crystal clear rivers. And if you’re feeling adventurous, you can even take a hot air balloon ride to explore the vast expanse of our server.
But that’s not all! Our server is home to the elusive and magical rainbow sheep, who poop out diamonds instead of wool. Yes, you read that right – DIAMONDS. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon a secret garden where the flowers sing and dance to your favorite tunes.
So if you’re ready to ditch the mundane and embrace the whimsical, join our server today and let your imagination run wild!
| Players: | 102/1000 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 1 | Dimension Hops: | 14 |
| Love Letters Sent: | 3 | Werewolf Howls Heard: | 1 |
| Crops Grown: | 5273 | Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 1 |
| Evil Portals Destroyed: | 2 | Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 1 |
| Divine Spears Created: | 12 | Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 2 |
Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.
| Players: | 94/1000 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Haunted Mines Explored: | 3 | Magical Familiars Summoned: | 1 |
| Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 51 | Dragon Scales Harvested: | 175 |
| Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 8 | Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 3 |
| Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 181 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 1 |
| Zombie Dances: | 7 | Crystal Palaces Visited: | 2 |
Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.
| Players: | 94/200 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Rune Stones Activated: | 12 | Alien Abductions: | 0 |
| Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 9 | Magical Familiars Summoned: | 1 |
| Secret Guilds Joined: | 3 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 6 |
| Phantom Rings Equipped: | 11 | Elemental Crystals Collected: | 64 |
| Omnipotent Charms Created: | 5 | Endless Night Skies: | 5 |
Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.
