come join our epic minecraft server where the whales are off the charts! we got killer whales carrying double the levels of contamination that can make them go cray cray in the bedroom. but don’t worry, other species are just chillin with their varied contamination levels, thanks to their bomb diets. it’s like a reality show up in here, but with blocks and creepers and stuff. so come on over and see if you can survive the whale contamination madness!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players: 106/1000 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.2 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted: 10 Wilderness Tamed: 6
Ethereal Couriers Hired: 3 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 6
Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 2 Phantom Knights Defeated: 6
Magical Ponies Rescued: 6 Paranormal Events Investigated: 1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 5 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 7

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

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