come join our epic minecraft server where the whales are off the charts! we got killer whales carrying double the levels of contamination that can make them go cray cray in the bedroom. but don’t worry, other species are just chillin with their varied contamination levels, thanks to their bomb diets. it’s like a reality show up in here, but with blocks and creepers and stuff. so come on over and see if you can survive the whale contamination madness!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players: 106/500 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.2 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited: 2 Titan Hearts Harvested: 4
Glitched Entities Encountered: 5 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 1
Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 5 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 20
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 2 Zombie Dances: 4
Ancient Ruins Explored: 5 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

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