come join our epic minecraft server where the whales are off the charts! we got killer whales carrying double the levels of contamination that can make them go cray cray in the bedroom. but don’t worry, other species are just chillin with their varied contamination levels, thanks to their bomb diets. it’s like a reality show up in here, but with blocks and creepers and stuff. so come on over and see if you can survive the whale contamination madness!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players: 93/1000 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.2 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded: 5 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 2
Cursed Statues Activated: 4 Players Killed by Monsters: 6198
Crystal Palaces Visited: 1 Powerful Allies Recruited: 3
Cursed Amulets Found: 4 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 0 Mimic Chests Discovered: 5

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

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