| Players: | 110/700 | Votes: | 7221 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Paranormal Events Investigated: | 4 | Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 2 |
| Infinite Doors Opened: | 1 | Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 15 |
| Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 4 | Secret Passages Found: | 4 |
| Haunted Forests Traversed: | 2 | Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 10 |
| Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 11 | Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 1 |
| Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 7 | Mimic Chests Discovered: | 5 |
| Magical Ponies Rescued: | 3 | Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 11 |
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| Players: | 97/800 | Votes: | 2273 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Invisible Pathways Walked: | 7 | Phantom Ships Sailed: | 4 |
| Evil Twin Fights: | 1 | Volcanoes Explored: | 2 |
| Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 6 | Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 2 |
| Unicorn Sightings: | 0 | Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 1 |
| Unseen Monsters Slain: | 6 | Hidden Villages Discovered: | 3 |
| Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 104 | Wyrmholes Dug: | 9 |
| Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 1 | Enchantments Applied: | 278 |
Imagine mining for diamonds and suddenly you stumble upon a tiny village of microscopic villagers living inside someone’s spleen! Or battling a giant zombie boss that’s actually a mutated white blood cell!
But wait, there’s more! We’ve got secret dungeons hidden inside people’s brains, where you can fight off hordes of brain cells trying to stop you from looting all the epic loot!
So come join us on this wild ride of exploring the inner workings of the human body in Minecraft! It’s gonna be a trip you won’t forget, dude!
| Players: | 93/400 | Votes: | 9224 |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Astral Projections Made: | 0 | Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 4 |
| Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 5 | Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 2 |
| Votes: | 9433 | Dragon Hoards Looted: | 3 |
| Titanic Battles Fought: | 24 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 2197 |
| Mythical Quests Completed: | 24 | Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 5 |
| Heroic Legacies Created: | 5 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 8579 |
| Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 7 | Meteorites Collected: | 1 |
we’ve got so much redstone contraptions, it’ll make your head spin faster than a creeper explosion! you’ll be mining and crafting like a pro in no time, and who needs electricity when you’ve got the power of imagination on our server?
join us now and experience the dire point of hilarity and chaos as we build, explore, and laugh our way through the minecraft world! trust us, you won’t regret it – unless you’re a skeleton, then you might regret it a little. but hey, even skeletons need a good laugh sometimes!
| Players: | 101/300 | Votes: | 7694 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 44 | Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 1 |
| Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 6 | Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 62 |
| Demon Skulls Collected: | 20 | Horror Stories Survived: | 4 |
| Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 6 | Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 5 |
| Cursed Lands Purified: | 2 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 0 |
| Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 1 | Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 1 |
| Treasure Maps Found: | 6 | Epic Mounts Acquired: | 6 |
| About the Server | |
|---|---|
| Age | 3 months old |
| Type | Vanilla |
| Size | Small |
| Theme | Trust-based |
Enival is a 3 month old, vanilla, small, trust-based Minecraft survival server. Featuring a friendly Herobrine and a chill, growing community. Players have the freedom to play as they wish with minimal rules. The server is whitelisted to keep griefers out and includes quality of life plugins/datapacks for a better experience. No teleportation plugins are used to maintain a vanilla gameplay experience, and there are no plans for server resets in the near future. CoreProtect ensures damage can be rolled back.
I’m looking for active players who will actively engage in the server and community.
Apply in Discord: https://discord.gg/ZAFaakgS6g
| Question | Answer |
|---|---|
| Is the server vanilla? | Yes, it is a vanilla Minecraft server. |
| Are there any teleportation plugins? | No, there are no teleportation plugins to keep the gameplay vanilla. |
| How can I join the server? | Apply in Discord using the provided link. |
| Is griefing allowed? | No, griefing is not allowed and those caught will be dealt with. |
| Players: | 95/1000 | Votes: | 2977 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Battle Standards Raised: | 6 | Magical Ponies Rescued: | 7 |
| Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 5 | Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 1 |
| Meteorites Collected: | 3 | Ghost Trains Ridden: | 2 |
| Immortal Potions Brewed: | 7 | Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 3 |
| Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 7 | Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 2 |
| Demon Skulls Collected: | 35 | Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 5 |
| Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 21 | Cursed Scrolls Read: | 2 |
You’ll be mining diamonds while dodging flying pigs and riding llamas into battle against evil chickens. It’s like a fever dream mixed with a rave party, but with creepers instead of glow sticks.
And get this, the admins are like wizards who can make your wildest dreams come true, as long as your wildest dream involves building a giant statue of a potato.
So come on, join us on this wild ride through a pixelated wonderland where the only rule is to have fun and never take anything too seriously. Trust me, you won’t regret it…probably.
| Players: | 95/700 | Votes: | 9736 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Meteorites Collected: | 0 | Shadow Figures Spotted: | 8 |
| Phantom Knights Defeated: | 3 | Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 8 |
| Heroic Legacies Created: | 6 | Infernal Machines Built: | 0 |
| Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 25 | Cursed Villages Purged: | 4 |
| Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 2 | Celestial Gardens Planted: | 2 |
| Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 2 | Legendary Titles Earned: | 2 |
| Royal Decrees Issued: | 4 | Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 29 |
Join us if you dare, as we navigate through threads filled with refugees from other realms, seeking shelter in our land of madness. Previous threads have been lost to the depths of the internet, but fear not, for we have alternative links ready to transport you to a world of endless possibilities.
Our archives are bursting at the seams with SFW and NSFW CYOAs, ready to challenge your creativity and test your luck. Roll the dice, spin the wheel, and see where fate takes you on this wild ride.
So why join this Minecraft SMP, you ask? Well, where else can you find a community of players who thrive on chaos and thrive on the unexpected? Where else can you find a place where post numbers are not for rolling, but for shaping your destiny in ways you never thought possible?
So come on, grab your pickaxe and your sense of adventure, and join us in this realm of madness and mayhem. Who knows what awaits you on this crazy journey? Only one way to find out – join us now!
| Players: | 100/700 | Votes: | 3460 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 1 | Ancient Ruins Explored: | 5 |
| Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 28 | Arcane Towers Raised: | 4 |
| Whispering Shadows Heard: | 0 | Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 1 |
| Crystal Wands Charged: | 9 | Wilderness Tamed: | 19 |
| Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 3 | Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 24 |
| Magic Crystals Found: | 9 | Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 18 |
| Falling into the Void: | 2 | Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 1 |
Join our server and get turned on by the thrill of surviving in a world where the creepers are actually friendly and give you hugs instead of blowing you up. Trust us, it’s a real turn on.
But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Cupid, who shoots heart-shaped arrows at players to make them fall in love with each other. Who needs Tinder when you have a Minecraft server playing matchmaker?
So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will turn you on in ways you never thought possible, join us today and prepare for a wild ride of love, hugs, and maybe even a little bit of TNT.
| Players: | 110/500 | Votes: | 1064 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Evil Twin Fights: | 2 | Treasure Maps Found: | 2 |
| Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 1 | Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 5 |
| Eclipse Rings Activated: | 1 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 3 |
| Fairy Circles Danced In: | 9 | Gods Slained: | 2 |
| Astral Staffs Crafted: | 7 | Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 2 |
| Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 10 | Living Shadows Defeated: | 4 |
| Arcane Towers Raised: | 5 | Enchantments Applied: | 88 |
| Players: | 95/400 | Votes: | 415 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 13 | Runes Activated: | 0 |
| Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 4 | Farms Harvested: | 793 |
| Magic Items Found: | 1125 | Epic Weapons Forged: | 8 |
| Dragons Tamed: | 1 | Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 3 |
| Falling into the Void: | 1 | Battle Standards Raised: | 5 |
| Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 6 | Chaos Gates Opened: | 1 |
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 2442 | Votes: | 3241 |
| Players: | 108/400 | Votes: | 7887 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 2 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 5 |
| Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 2 | Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 11 |
| Invisible Walls Found: | 3 | Villages Defended: | 8 |
| Eclipse Rings Activated: | 4 | Dragonkin Hatched: | 1 |
| Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 4 | Astral Mages Summoned: | 2 |
| Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 5 | Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 4 |
| Haunted Chests Opened: | 7 | Secret Libraries Discovered: | 5 |
we’ve got cats snorting lines like there’s no tomorrow and dogs doing backflips off of trees after a bump of coke. it’s a wild party 24/7 on our server, you won’t find this kind of excitement anywhere else.
so if you want to see some high animals and have a crazy time, join our server now! who needs meth when you’ve got cocaine-fueled pets running around? let the good times roll!
| Players: | 92/400 | Votes: | 7178 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 15 | Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 2 |
| Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 91 | Forbidden Relics Collected: | 9 |
| Talking Trees Consulted: | 5 | Endless Legions Commanded: | 48 |
| Potions Brewed: | 191 | World-Altering Spells Cast: | 2 |
| Infernal Machines Built: | 2 | Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 4 |
| Horror Stories Survived: | 3 | Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 10 |
| Endless Night Skies: | 1 | Dragon Hoards Looted: | 2 |
| Server Name | Modded SMP |
|---|---|
| Number of Spots | 7 |
| Mods |
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A: Fill out this form to express your interest. We will let you know once we have filled all spots.
A: We plan to start the server as soon as we fill all 7 spots with active players.
| Players: | 98/900 | Votes: | 8852 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Paranormal Events Investigated: | 4 | Chaos Gates Opened: | 3 |
| Pirate Ships Captured: | 1 | Immortal Potions Brewed: | 9 |
| Shadow Realms Conquered: | 0 | Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 5 |
| Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 1 | Gods Slained: | 2 |
| Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 49 | Orbs of Power Found: | 4 |
| Holy Grails Found: | 5 | Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 4 |
| Glorious Feasts Held: | 8 | Phantom Blocks Placed: | 6 |
We’ve got more memes than a confused cat on a keyboard!
Experience the thrill of building your own virtual world while questioning the very fabric of reality!
Unleash your inner shizo crazy 4chan anon and let loose on our server!
Who needs rational writing styles when you can embrace the chaos and confusion?
Don’t miss out on the chance to regret reading our lolzy description!
Join now and discover why the steam sales avatar is a troon in our world of outrageousness!
| Players: | 93/800 | Votes: | 6586 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Cozy Campfires Lit: | 19 | Alien Abductions: | 0 |
| Crystal Caves Mapped: | 10 | Dragons Tamed: | 3 |
| Ghost Trains Ridden: | 2 | Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 32 |
| Volcanoes Explored: | 1 | Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 2 |
| Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 5 | Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 5 |
| Talking Trees Consulted: | 5 | Magic Wands Crafted: | 20 |
| Legendary Titles Earned: | 2 | Evil Portals Destroyed: | 2 |
First of all, we have a player who is a wrestling champion in real life. That’s right, she can take down creepers and zombies with just one suplex! You don’t want to mess with her in-game or in the ring.
But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground base filled with diamonds, emeralds, and… wait for it… enchanted golden carrots! Rumor has it that if you find the hidden entrance, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical chicken named Cluckington.
And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon our pet dragon, Fluffy. He loves to fly around the server and roast unsuspecting players with his fiery breath. Just make sure to bring some marshmallows for a tasty snack!
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the wildest adventures, the craziest battles, and the most absurd shenanigans you’ve ever seen. Trust me, you won’t regret it!
| Players: | 93/1000 | Votes: | 1906 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Lost Souls Rescued: | 6 | Forbidden Relics Collected: | 8 |
| Shadow Figures Spotted: | 8 | Forbidden Doors Opened: | 1 |
| Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 19 | Astral Projections Made: | 4 |
| Herobrine Sightings: | 7 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 3 |
| Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 3 | Cursed Lands Purified: | 3 |
| Epic Quests Completed: | 13 | Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 4 |
| Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 27 | Mythical Relics Collected: | 5 |
Join this server if you wanna witness epic battles between robots and players, it’s like Terminator meets Minecraft, but with more explosions and less Arnold Schwarzenegger.
Imagine riding a robot unicorn while shooting laser beams at your enemies, that’s the kind of madness you can expect on this server. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret underground base where the robots throw wild parties every night.
So, if you’re ready to experience the ultimate Minecraft showdown and party with robots, then join this server now. Don’t miss out on the craziest adventure of your Minecraft life!
| Players: | 99/500 | Votes: | 4148 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Astral Amulets Crafted: | 25 | Magical Familiars Summoned: | 2 |
| Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 5 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 2 |
| Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 36 | Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 7 |
| Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 6 | Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 4 |
| Dimension Hops: | 5 | Endless Mazes Conquered: | 3 |
| Players Killed by Monsters: | 4373 | Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 5 |
| Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 1 | Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 1 |
join us for epic battles, crazy adventures, and a community that will have u laughing till u pee ur pants! we have so many cool features like flying pigs, talking chickens, and a secret underground base where u can find the rarest loot in the game!
so what r u waiting for? come join us and see why everyone is talking about the best minecraft server ever! trust me, u won’t regret it! #minecraftgoals #iranisshook #bestserverever
| Players: | 106/600 | Votes: | 5813 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Undead Armies Raised: | 0 | Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 0 |
| Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 4 | Evil Portals Destroyed: | 2 |
| Spectral Entities Defeated: | 2 | Epic Mounts Acquired: | 8 |
| Farms Harvested: | 334 | Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 7 |
| Celestial Events Witnessed: | 3 | Orbs of Power Found: | 10 |
| Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 5 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 9 |
| Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 70 | Chimeras Created: | 4 |
Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. One time, our player found a brine pool so low-quality, it was practically begging to be extracted for lithium. And guess what? They struck gold… I mean, lithium! They became the richest player on the server, rolling in diamonds and emeralds like there’s no tomorrow.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Brine Monster, a creature so salty it’ll make you laugh until you cry. Rumor has it, if you can defeat the Brine Monster, you’ll be granted unlimited resources for the rest of your Minecraft days.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let’s get that lithium flowing! Who knows, you might just become the next Brine Monster slayer.
