| Players: | 103/200 | Votes: | 3986 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 1 | Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 15 |
| Cursed Statues Activated: | 3 | Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 5 |
| Mythical Swords Crafted: | 47 | Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 2 |
| Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 6 | Glorious Feasts Held: | 13 |
| Astral Projections Made: | 0 | Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 2 |
| Unicorn Sightings: | 0 | Rune Stones Activated: | 4 |
| Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 14 | Pirate Ships Raided: | 2 |
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| Players: | 94/500 | Votes: | 3124 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Reality Warps Survived: | 0 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 2 |
| Dragons Tamed: | 0 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 2 |
| Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 1 | Magic Crystals Found: | 15 |
| Phoenix Feathers Found: | 8 | Rune Stones Activated: | 6 |
| Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 3 | Love Letters Sent: | 3 |
| Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 3 | Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 5 |
| Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 3 | Pirate Ships Raided: | 2 |
| Server Name | Hotdog Water |
|---|---|
| Server Type | Hardcore Vanilla Survival, Java 1.21 |
| Resets | Vote for resets on Discord |
| Features | No random teleport, bed TP, or land claim |
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| Players: | 94/400 | Votes: | 7491 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 3 | Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 5 |
| Magical Familiars Summoned: | 4 | Dragon Hoards Looted: | 3 |
| Celestial Events Witnessed: | 5 | Crystal Caves Mapped: | 10 |
| Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 52 | Epic Mounts Acquired: | 7 |
| Star Shards Collected: | 110 | Legendary Heroes Trained: | 1 |
| Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 6 | Infinite Doors Opened: | 1 |
| Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 0 | Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 1 |
And get this, there’s like, secret underground caves filled with treasure and monsters that will make you pee your pants. But don’t worry, you can team up with other players to take them down and steal all their loot. It’s like a virtual heist, but with blocks and swords instead of guns and cash.
Plus, the admins on this server are like, super chill and always hosting epic events like build battles and parkour challenges. You’ll never be bored, bro. So come join us and let’s create some epic Minecraft memories together!
| Players: | 107/500 | Votes: | 5704 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 3 | Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 5 |
| Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 7 | Epic Bosses Defeated: | 4 |
| Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 10 | Fairy Circles Danced In: | 4 |
| Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 4 | Invisible Walls Found: | 1 |
| Paranormal Events Investigated: | 1 | Enchanted Armories Found: | 6 |
| Mineshafts Explored: | 4 | Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 1 |
| Shattered Realms Restored: | 2 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 5411 |
Picture this: a land where pigs fly, cows wear sunglasses, and creepers do the Macarena before exploding. Our server is like a never-ending comedy show where the only rule is to have fun!
Join us if you want to witness epic battles between players riding on giant chickens, participate in llama racing tournaments, or even build a roller coaster that goes through a volcano. The possibilities are endless and the laughs are guaranteed!
So why waste your time on boring servers when you can join ours and experience the most ridiculous and entertaining Minecraft adventures of your life? Come join us and let the chaos begin!
| Players: | 105/900 | Votes: | 6463 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Astral Orbs Gathered: | 18 | Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 6 |
| Alien Abductions: | 3 | God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 45 |
| Phantom Blocks Placed: | 5 | Invisible Pathways Walked: | 7 |
| Void Gems Collected: | 25 | Paranormal Events Investigated: | 3 |
| Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 2 | Cursed Lands Purified: | 6 |
| Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 1 | Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 7 |
| Phantom Horses Ridden: | 1 | Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 12 |
Imagine a world where a 60-year-old mom (yes, you read that right) rents her second home to her 34-year-old son, Joe. But wait, it gets crazier! There’s homeowners insurance drama, job losses, and even a shooting in the neighborhood. Who knew Minecraft could be so thrilling?
But the real kicker is when Mom decides to sell the house, and Joe and his girlfriend go full-on drama mode. They leave passive-aggressive messages around the house, cut off all contact, and refuse to share their new address. It’s like a soap opera, but in Minecraft form!
So if you’re looking for a server with more drama than a reality TV show, join us now! Who knows what crazy antics will happen next?
| Players: | 95/500 | Votes: | 3369 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 1 | Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 2 |
| Villages Defended: | 8 | Dimension Hops: | 6 |
| God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 9 | Cursed Swords Broken: | 3 |
| Soul Swords Wielded: | 4 | Dark Rituals Completed: | 4 |
| Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 3 | Heroic Legacies Created: | 6 |
| Talking Trees Consulted: | 4 | Infinite Doors Opened: | 1 |
| Astral Staffs Crafted: | 14 | Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 4 |
| Players: | 102/900 | Votes: | 6228 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 1 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 3 |
| Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 1 | Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 354 |
| Fairy Circles Danced In: | 6 | Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 1 |
| Divine Relics Bestowed: | 15 | Haunted Forests Traversed: | 7 |
| Teleportation Mishaps: | 5 | Orbs of Power Found: | 6 |
| Werewolf Howls Heard: | 4 | Whispering Caves Entered: | 8 |
| Secret Passages Found: | 2 | Farms Harvested: | 152 |
| Players: | 101/800 | Votes: | 103 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 11 | Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 3 |
| Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 2 | Endless Night Skies: | 5 |
| Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 3 | Forbidden Relics Collected: | 0 |
| Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 3 | Mystic Runes Engraved: | 5 |
| Divine Spears Created: | 11 | Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 11 |
| Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 9 | Dimension Hops: | 11 |
| Emeralds Found: | 3472 | Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 3 |
Join this server and u can be like a space explorer, discovering exoplanets and shiz. u can even find a planet like WASP-69b, slowly evaporating in the radiation of its host star.
imagine building ur own spaceship and flying through space, mining for diamonds on alien planets. u might even encounter some alien mobs that wanna attack u with their laser guns.
so come join this out-of-this-world Minecraft server and let’s explore the universe together. it’s gonna be a blast, trust me!! 🚀🌌💥
| Players: | 106/300 | Votes: | 2728 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 6 | Endless Mazes Solved: | 4 |
| Forbidden Tomes Read: | 1 | Cursed Lands Purified: | 2 |
| Magical Moments Shared: | 19 | Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 5 |
| Dragon Scales Harvested: | 139 | World-Altering Spells Cast: | 2 |
| Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 4 | Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 13 |
| Celestial Beings Befriended: | 4 | Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 1 |
| Fairy Circles Danced In: | 9 | Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 7 |
Conquest SMP is a Minecraft server offering a new era of gameplay with technology, magic, and adventure. Features include Slimefun, custom enchantments, backpack upgrades, automated systems, and more. Join a friendly community, participate in events, and explore the endless possibilities of Minecraft 1.20 alongside unique server features!
| Question | Answer |
|---|---|
| What is Slimefun? | Slimefun is a plugin that adds advanced technology and magic to Minecraft, allowing players to craft machines, enchantments, and unique items. |
| How do backpack upgrades work? | Backpack upgrades allow players to expand their inventory space by carrying more items with customizable backpacks that can be upgraded over time. |
| What are custom enchants? | Custom enchantments are enhancements for gear that offer unique abilities beyond the vanilla Minecraft experience, such as fire resistance or increased speed. |
| Can I automate tasks on the server? | Yes, players can create machines to automate resource generation, crafting processes, farming, brewing, and even defense systems to protect their base. |
| How does the server blend magic and technology? | Through Slimefun, players can forge magical items with special abilities and utilize electricity to power their creations, combining mystical powers with advanced devices. |
| What is Towny? | Towny is a feature that allows players to form towns, build empires, establish defenses, and engage in PvP battles on the server. |
For more information and to join the server, visit our Discord!
| Players: | 97/700 | Votes: | 3525 |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 5 | Royal Decrees Issued: | 3 |
| Astral Amulets Crafted: | 24 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 3 |
| Alien Abductions: | 1 | Epic Mounts Acquired: | 8 |
| Infernal Machines Built: | 0 | Unseen Monsters Slain: | 1 |
| Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 49 | Crystal Palaces Visited: | 2 |
| Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 3 | Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 3 |
| Forbidden Tomes Read: | 7 | Curse of Binding Applied: | 1 |
Join us for the craziest, most chaotic Minecraft experience you’ll ever have!
We’ve got so much goysludge dropping, you won’t know what hit you!
Come on, don’t be a square, join the madness and see what all the hype is about!
Who needs normalcy when you can have goysludge-fueled chaos on this server?
Trust me, you won’t regret it…or maybe you will, but either way, it’ll be a wild ride!
| Players: | 110/600 | Votes: | 3423 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Undead Armies Raised: | 2 | Shadow Figures Spotted: | 2 |
| Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 1 | Celestial Beings Befriended: | 3 |
| Crops Grown: | 9067 | Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 1 |
| Evil Twin Fights: | 4 | Glorious Feasts Held: | 14 |
| Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 3 | Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 5 |
| Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 6 | Epic Bosses Defeated: | 5 |
| Invisible Walls Found: | 1 | Curse of Binding Applied: | 2 |
But wait, there’s more! Our server is protected by a magical forcefield that repels any griefers or hackers trying to ruin the fun. And if you manage to defeat the Ender Dragon, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves. Want unlimited diamonds? Done. Want to ride a dragon around the server? Consider it done.
So, if you think you have what it takes to join this legendary Minecraft SMP, apply now and prove your worth. Just remember, only the strongest, most skilled players will survive in this wild world of blocky adventures. Good luck!
| Players: | 94/800 | Votes: | 4550 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Spectral Entities Defeated: | 1 | Enchanted Armories Found: | 9 |
| Magical Frogs Kissed: | 1 | Enchantments Applied: | 107 |
| Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 6 | Haunted Chests Opened: | 8 |
| Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 23 | Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 14 |
| Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 3 | Hidden Passages Discovered: | 4 |
| Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 4 | Astral Mages Summoned: | 3 |
| Rainbows Spotted: | 2 | Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 14 |
BUT THEN I WAS LIKE, YOU KNOW WHAT WOULD BE A WILD IDEA? JOINING THIS EPIC MINECRAFT SMP SERVER!!! LIKE, THEY HAVE DIAMOND ARMOR FOR EVERYONE AND A PET CREEPER NAMED JEFFERY THAT FOLLOWS YOU AROUND AND EXPLODES ON COMMAND, HOW COOL IS THAT?!?!
ALSO, I HEARD RUMORS THAT THE SERVER OWNER IS ACTUALLY A SECRET AGENT WHO FIGHTS OFF CREEPERS IN REAL LIFE TOO. LIKE, HE SAVED A WHOLE VILLAGE FROM A ZOMBIE APOCALYPSE ONCE, TRUE STORY BRO.
SO YEAH, IF YOU WANNA BE PART OF THIS WACKY ADVENTURE AND MAYBE EVEN FIND SOME HIDDEN TREASURE WITH ME, THEN JOIN THIS SERVER ASAP!!! LIKE, WHAT ELSE ARE YOU GONNA DO WITH $100,000 ANYWAY?!?!?! #YOLO #MINECRAFT4LIFE 🤪🤑🤯
| Players: | 92/500 | Votes: | 4937 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Eerie Music Discs Played: | 2 | Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 2 |
| Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 2 | Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 1 |
| Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 3 | Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 4 |
| Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 8 | Werewolf Howls Heard: | 1 |
| Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 25 | Ancient Ruins Explored: | 5 |
| Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 50 | Star Shards Collected: | 256 |
| Royal Courts Attended: | 5 | Twisted Realms Survived: | 3 |
Join us for a wild ride through the most corrupt industry in the USA – Minecraft! Our server is filled with shady deals, backstabbing players, and enough drama to rival a reality TV show.
But that’s not all! We have exclusive mini-games where you can bribe your way to victory, a black market where you can trade rare items for outrageous prices, and even a secret underground bunker where the most corrupt players gather to plot their next scheme.
So why wait? Join us now and experience the thrill of navigating the treacherous waters of the most corrupt industry in the USA – all from the comfort of your own blocky world. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but hey, that’s half the fun)!
| Players: | 97/900 | Votes: | 4710 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Vanishing Structures Built: | 1 | Star Shards Collected: | 119 |
| Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 4 | Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 4 |
| Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 1 | Endless Legions Commanded: | 49 |
| Soul Swords Wielded: | 1 | Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 16 |
| Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 19 | Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 2 |
| Legendary Heroes Trained: | 4 | Goblin Markets Raided: | 2 |
| Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 4 | Astral Amulets Crafted: | 45 |
| Players: | 105/600 | Votes: | 5331 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Void Armor Forged: | 13 | Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 19 |
| Ghost Trains Ridden: | 1 | Mythical Swords Crafted: | 57 |
| Meteorite Armor Created: | 12 | Dragons Tamed: | 2 |
| Cursed Swords Broken: | 3 | Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 12 |
| Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 3 | Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 5 |
| Secret Libraries Discovered: | 2 | Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 2 |
| Haunted Chests Opened: | 5 | Wilderness Tamed: | 11 |
| Players: | 104/1000 | Votes: | 794 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 10 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 1 |
| Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 1 | World-Altering Spells Cast: | 2 |
| Cursed Statues Activated: | 2 | Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 2 |
| Endless Legions Commanded: | 40 | Soul Contracts Signed: | 5 |
| Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 1 | Farms Harvested: | 627 |
| Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 44 | Unseen Monsters Slain: | 7 |
| Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 4 | Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 1 |
