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Are you tired of boring, vanilla Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of flower? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where chaos reigns supreme.

Picture this: you’re peacefully building your dream castle when suddenly a herd of exploding sheep stampedes through your base, leaving nothing but destruction in their wake. Or how about the time when a group of players decided to have a dance-off in the Nether, only to be interrupted by a horde of zombie pigmen joining in on the fun?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, a player who has amassed an army of feathered followers and will stop at nothing to rule the server with an iron beak. Will you join forces with the Chicken King or will you dare to challenge their rule?

So come on down to our Minecraft SMP for a wild ride filled with laughter, chaos, and maybe even a few explosions. Just remember, anything can happen on our server, so buckle up and get ready for the ride of your Minecraft life!

Updated November 10, 2024

Players:	91/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Potions Brewed:	45	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

Zyncsmp

Active, Antigrief, Custom, Custom Enchants, Custom Items, Economy, Friendly, Player Shops

Server IP: Zyncsmp.us

Updated November 10, 2024

Players:	92/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

Cardboard Craft

Creative, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Survival Games

Welcome to Cardboard Craft!

We have a few gamemodes including:

Survival Creative Survival Games Bedwars

As our player base grows, we will add more servers and gamemodes! Join us @ play.cardboardcraft.net

Updated November 10, 2024

Players:	100/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	30	Titanic Battles Fought:	28
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

Bloques Socialistas

PvP, Survival

Survival server.

It has magic plugins, because we got bored with vanilla.

We aspire to build a democratic space regarding the operation of the server, and we communicate through a Jitsi call.

Updated November 10, 2024

Players:	106/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Enchantments Applied:	130	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

Creeed lifefuse

PvP, smp

Creed SMP is a lifesteal smp where u gain hearts by killing players and loose hearts if u get killed by a players. Server contains lots of fun plugins which will make you a wondeful stay in our server. So what are you waiting for? hop on to the server for the adventure. Both Cracked and Orginal Account players can join and even bedrock players can join too…

Updated November 10, 2024

Players:	101/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	11	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	6

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

SkyDead

Factions, Mini Games, Prison, PvP, Survival

SkyDead ip: SkyDead01.minhut.gg version: 1.12.2 to 1.15.2 we recommend 1.15.2 mode: survival (open) minigame (open) pvp (open) Factions (closed) prison (opened) In survival you will be able to purchase weapons

Updated November 10, 2024

Players:	100/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

pengucraft

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival

custom mobs and custom loot, custom spawners, mcmmo, kits, survival, custom plugins, jobs, trails, player shops

Updated November 10, 2024

Players:	103/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	7	Astral Amulets Crafted:	31
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

Valtichub

Box, Grinders, PvP

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Updated November 10, 2024

Players:	101/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	New Chunks Explored:	966664
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Vanishing Structures Built:	3

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

FewFrands

PvP, Survival

Great Small survival server!

Updated November 10, 2024

Players:	105/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	10	Ether Blades Crafted:	4
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

cybergrave.net – redpilled survival

Anarchy, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

cybergrave.net is an unadulterated classical Minecraft experience with hints of playfullness and creativity. cybergrave.net is a place where gamers and gamerettes come to relax and enjoy themselves. It is an inclusive space for all peoples, but does not ensure any safety from uninclusive behavior such as hate-speech, racism, or any type of bigotry; no type of speech shall be supressed. cybergrave.net is your friendly neighborhood rabbi who coaxes you into a dark alley, only to surprise you with the works of Martin Luther. cybergrave.net does not recognize Israel as a legitimate state. cybergrave.net is a CIA psychological operation that we want you to know about. We are proudly hosted on the Island of Little Saint James, located in the United States Virgin Islands.

We have one rule: Any attempts to affect the server’s integrity shall be met with swift and painful justice.

We hope to see you soon, Thank you!

Updated November 10, 2024

Players:	105/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Secret Passages Found:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	20	Portal Loops Escaped:	0

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

Vexmc

OneBlock, PvP

Welcome to VEXMC! This is a revolutionary OneBlock server, with tons of cool custom features and textures! Come online today to grind it out!

DISCORD: discord.gg/vexobSTORE: store.vexmc.uk

Updated November 10, 2024

Players:	98/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

Project Magma

Survival

CompleteMC’s modded server. Mods: Applied Energistics 2 rv6-stable-7 Ender Core 1.12.2-0.5.74 IF 4.5.0.291 Ends IO 5.1.55 Extra Utilities Hwyla 1.8.26 Inventory Pets 2.0.3 Iron Chest 7.0.67 Magical Crops Core 1.0.2 ProjectE 1.12.2-PE1.4.1 Redstone Flux – 2.1.0.6

Updated November 10, 2024

Players:	92/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

Adenbey

You can support by voting

Updated November 10, 2024

Players:	110/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Mines Excavated:	1650

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

Lava Central

Economy, Factions, KitPvP, PvP

We are a new Factions and KitPvP server. We plan on expanding to Skywars, Bedwars, and probably Skyblock, once we get an active player base.

Game: mc.lavacentral.xyz

Website: lavacentral.xyz

Updated November 10, 2024

Players:	92/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	8

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

The Furry Kingdom

Survival

A friendly furry server aimed at embracing creativity and hard work. Enhanced survival, semi-easy play. Hope to see you there!

Updated November 10, 2024

Players:	101/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	0

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

Terralith WhisperCraft

Economy, MCMMO, Survival, Vanilla, Whitelist

Welcome to Terralith WhisperCraft 1.19.2!!! We are a server for ages 15+ and have some amazing datapacks included to modify the way the world looks in our vanilla based server. The datapacks included are: Terralith: for the overworld, which adds nearly 100 new biomes! Incendium: for the nether, adding several new biomes and many new structures to explore! We also have a number of plugins to enhance your experience, with favorites such as: CMI, CoreProtect, Jobs Reborn, mcMMO, GriefProtection, TempFly (Which you can get from voting!), Elite mobs and more! I’ve also created over 100 ranks to /rankup with and over 100 kits per rank, including the option for donator ranks! One of the things I like most about this server is that you can claim land to prevent grief and have access to a resource world, so we never have to worry about running into other players claims. If this sounds like the right type of server for you, come give us a look! Server IP for Java: magicwhistler.apexmc.co / Server IP for Bedrock: magicwhistler.apexmc.co Port: 19102

Updated November 10, 2024

Players:	101/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Dragons Tamed:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	110	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.