Welcome to Vortex SMP, where the only thing square is our pigs!

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	9732
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Animals Bred:	135	Potions Brewed:	113
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Dark Rituals Completed:	7
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	15
Void Armor Forged:	10	Zombie Dances:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	1932	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	13	Dimension Hops:	9
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	20

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to Vortex SMP!
Discord:	https://discord.gg/gvVvqeMMXk

About us:
We are a 1.19.2 modded server that began on 12 Aug 2024! Our players mostly consist of teenagers. Our server is small, and any new faces will always be given a warm welcome! Some of the server’s features include:
Player-run shops Factions Chunk Claiming Origins Terralith Terrain Generation Create Tetra Lightman’s Currency Fantasy’s Furniture And many more!

Factions and Chunk Claiming:
Not into playing solo? Join a Faction and team up with other players! Each faction can claim a certain number of chunks. There are three main factions, presiding over the sea, the sky, and the earth. Each faction has settings to ensure security, like disabling mobGriefing within your area!

Origins:
With the Origins and Origins++ mods, you can choose from over 100 unique species to become, each with their own pros and cons! You can change your origin using an Orb of Origin, sold at our player-run public shop near spawn!

How do I join?
In order to join our Minecraft server, you will first need to join our Discord server! Fill out the 6-question application in the #applications channel! We hope to see you soon!

FAQ

What version of Minecraft does the server run on?

The server runs on Minecraft version 1.19.2.

Can I join if I’m not a teenager?

Yes, players of all ages are welcome on the server.

Are there any rules I should be aware of?

Yes, we have a set of rules listed on our Discord server that all players must follow.

Can I start my own faction on the server?

Yes, players are allowed to create their own factions on the server.

How many chunks can each faction claim?

Each faction can claim a certain number of chunks, with different limits depending on the faction.

Are there any restrictions on changing my origin species?

Players can change their origin species using an Orb of Origin, which is available at the player-run public shop near spawn.

What kind of player-run shops are available on the server?

There are various player-run shops on the server selling different items and services.

Is there a currency system on the server?

Yes, the server uses Lightman’s Currency as the in-game currency.

GirlfriendQuest Minecraft SMP

attracting women, building attraction, common mistakes, communication skills, confidence building, dating advice, dating mindset, dating mistakes, Dating strategies, dating tips, girlfriend tips, GirlfriendQuest, love advice, Minecraft, MISTAKES, relationship advice, relationship goals, relationship mistakes, relationships, self development, self improvement, self-confidence, smp

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	6789
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Mythical Swords Crafted:	37	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	13

Bro, let me tell you, the biggest mistake guys make is not joining this epic Minecraft SMP server. Like, seriously, all the girls are flocking to this server because the admins are like super hot or something. And get this, if you find a girlfriend on the server, they give you a diamond sword as a wedding gift. I know, right? Plus, there’s this legend that if you build the biggest house on the server, you’ll unlock secret powers to make any girl fall in love with you. It’s like, totally legit, bro. So, forget trying to impress girls in real life, just join this server and become a Minecraft stud. #GirlfriendGoals #MinecraftLoveStory #SMP4Life

RegretfulConfessionsMC

apologies, BETRAYAL, Closure, Communication, Confessing, emotional, forgiveness, Guilt, healing, Honesty, mistake, regret, RegretfulConfessionsMC, relationship, remorse, Secrets, self reflection, shame, Someone, Trust, Vulnerability

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	1801
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	13	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	49	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Phoenix Feathers Found:	15	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	15	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4	Magic Crystals Found:	16
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6

Join our Minecraft server and confess all your deepest regrets to our virtual therapist NPCs! They may not have real degrees, but they sure know how to make you feel better about that time you accidentally ate your friend’s pet rock thinking it was a cookie. Plus, our grief counseling llamas are always ready to lend a listening ear (or ear twitch, as the case may be). So come on down and unload all your guilt in the most ridiculous way possible!

Biden’s Bombastic Minecraft Server

Bidens, Bombastic, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	6232
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	43	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Void Armor Forged:	24	Gods Slained:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3

haha ok so like, on this server, we got this crazy story where Biden is like, “yo, let’s go blow up some Iran nuclear sites if they tryna make a bomb!” like, what even bro? but hey, if you join our server, you can be part of this wild adventure too! imagine being in a Minecraft world where you gotta stop Iran from making a bomb by blowing up their nuclear sites. it’s like a real-life action movie, but in block form! so come join us and be a hero in this insane quest to save the world from nuclear disaster! oh, and did we mention there’s also free cake for all players? yeah, you heard right. FREE CAKE! so what are you waiting for? join now and let’s save the world together, one block at a time! #BidenBlowsUpIran #MinecraftHero #FreeCakeForAll

VanceCraft: Musk’s Far-Right Fun

Analysis, Article, CONSERVATIVE, controversial, critique, elon musk, Europe, extremism, far-right party, FarRight, Fun, germany, Government, Musk, Musks, nationalism, op-ed, opinion, perspective, Politics, right wing, Support, Vance, VanceCraft

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	213
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Crops Grown:	3562
Phantom Blocks Placed:	10	Magic Wands Crafted:	10
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	6281	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3

LOL THIS SERVER IS LIT AF, WE GOT VANCE SHARING MUSK OP-EDS AND BACKING GERMANY’S FAR-RIGHT PARTY. LIKE WTF, WHO DOES THAT? BUT HEY, IF YOU WANNA JOIN A SERVER THAT’S AS WACKY AS VANCE, THEN THIS IS THE PLACE TO BE. WE HAVE CRAZY BUILDS, INSANE PVP BATTLES, AND EVEN A SECRET UNDERGROUND BASE FILLED WITH DIAMONDS. PLUS, RUMOR HAS IT THAT IF YOU JOIN, YOU’LL GET A CHANCE TO RIDE A LLAMA INTO BATTLE AGAINST A GIANT CREEPER. YEAH, THAT’S RIGHT, A LLAMA. SO COME JOIN US AND EXPERIENCE THE MADNESS FOR YOURSELF!

Galactic Magnetar Madness

Astronomy, Astrophysics, Cosmic, data, discovery, Distance, Exploration, Fast Radio Burst, Galactic, Galaxy, light years, madness, Magnetar, magnetic field, observations, Phenomenon, research, scientists, Signals, Space, Technology, Universe

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	3731
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Chimeras Created:	1	Villages Defended:	20
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	23	Dragon Eggs Found:	8510
Void Armor Forged:	19	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2

so, like, picture this: u join our amazin’ minecraft server and u get transported to a galaxy 200 million light-years away, where u gotta battle powerful magnetars and crazy magnetic fields. it’s like a sci-fi movie but in minecraft form, dude.

u gotta build ur base with super strong magnetic blocks and defend it from alien mobs that are tryna steal ur resources. but don’t worry, u can team up with other players and create an intergalactic alliance to take down the baddies.

plus, we got fast radio bursts goin’ off all the time, so u gotta be quick on ur feet and ready for anything. it’s a wild ride, but totally worth it for the epic loot and bragging rights. so come join us and let’s conquer the galaxy together!

SMP Axiba

application, Axiba, Ban, base, clean, common sense, Community, Discord, exploit, Fellowship, good times, Hack, imagination, Jerk, JOKE, landscape, Map Reset, smp, warn, Whitelist

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	7359
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dimension Hops:	7	Magical Moments Shared:	30
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1	Buildings Constructed:	33
Forbidden Relics Collected:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	5	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	32	Magic Wands Crafted:	19
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	448

Axiba Minecraft Server Overview

Founded	August 2016
Players	2-4 initially, larger community now
Server Type	Community-focused
Server Event	Map reset around mid-December

FAQ

Question	Answer
Are hacks and mods allowed on the server?	No, only specific mods such as OptiFine, Minimaps, StatusHUD mods, Shaders, and Gamma/Lighting mods are allowed. Exploits in the game are also acceptable.
What are the rules for player behavior?	Players should not steal or grief from others, only engage in PvP with mutual agreement, and be respectful towards fellow members. A warning system is in place for violations.
How can I join the server?	Interested players can apply by providing their In-Game Name, age, favorite activity in Minecraft, reason for joining, agreement with the rules, and any additional information. The Discord contact is madhatter4942.

Future Crafters 1.20.6

1.20.6, 2025, balding, baldness cure, baldness prevention, baldness research, baldness treatment, Crafters, cure for baldness, derma roll, fin, Future, hair growth, hair loss, hair loss remedies, hair loss solutions, Hair Regrowth, hair restoration, Hair thinning, male pattern baldness, Min, receding hairline, Rosemary

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	8030
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	20	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	25
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Emeralds Found:	5831	Void Gems Collected:	40
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Gryphons Tamed:	4

Yo, bro, forget about baldness, come join this Minecraft server where we embrace all types of hair, even if it’s pixelated! We’ll make your blocky avatar look so fly, no one will even notice your real-life hair struggles. Plus, we have a secret potion in-game that guarantees luscious locks for your character. Say goodbye to baldness and hello to a world where hair is always on point!

ParentalPanic Minecraft Server

apartment, Chores, city, dog, family, Financial, Grandparents, Guilt, Help, Household, INDEPENDENCE, Minecraft, moving out, ParentalPanic, parents, relationships, responsibilities, retirement home, Server, sick leave, stress, Support, University

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	7352
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Enchantments Applied:	110	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Ores Mined:	3449
Phantom Blocks Placed:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1

Are you tired of being called an “egoist pig” by your parents for wanting to move out? Do you feel like you’re being guilt-trapped into staying at home and taking care of everything while they handle the drama of moving your grandparents into a retirement home? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft server is here to save you from the chaos of real life!

Join our server and escape to a world where you can build your dream house without any guilt trips from your family. No more chores, no more emotional baggage – just pure, unadulterated Minecraft fun! Plus, you’ll still be close enough to help out your parents if they really need it, so you can have your cake and eat it too (just like in Minecraft)!

Forget about the stress of real life and immerse yourself in a world where the only thing you need to worry about is finding diamonds and defeating creepers. Join our server now and start your new life of freedom and fun – because let’s face it, you deserve it after all you’ve been through!

NoMoreFreeBabysitCraft

Appreciated, Babysitting, demanding job, family, Kids, mental toll, nephew, Niece, NoMoreFreeBabysitCraft, payment, Plans, RELATIVES, responsibilities, selfish, single mom, single mom struggles, sister, social toll, unreasonable, used

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	8076
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Cursed Lands Purified:	10	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	22
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Gnome Villages Protected:	5	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Gods Slained:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	5

Are you tired of being taken for granted like this poor soul babysitting her sister’s kids? Well, fear not, for our Minecraft server is the perfect escape from real-life responsibilities!

Join our server and never worry about being guilt-tripped into babysitting for free again. Instead, you can build your own virtual world where the only demanding job is to mine for diamonds and fight off creepers.

No more canceling plans with friends because your in-game village needs defending. And forget about being called “selfish” for wanting some time to yourself. On our server, it’s all about self-care and having fun!

So come join us and escape the drama of family obligations. Build, explore, and conquer in a world where the only thing you’re expected to do is have a good time. See you in the game!

ResolutionGuru21 – Minecraft SMP

achievement, Commitment, determination, goal-setting, Minecraft, motivation, new years resolution, perseverance, personal growth, progress, Reflection, ResolutionGuru21, resolutions, SELF AWARENESS, self development, self improvement, Self Motivation, self reflection, self-care, self-discipline, self-improvement journey, smp, success

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	1512
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	8	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Titanic Battles Fought:	28	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10
Demon Skulls Collected:	10	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0

Bro, forget about New Years Resolutions, join our epic Minecraft SMP and achieve your goal of becoming the ultimate block-building master! We got creepers that do the Macarena, villagers that breakdance, and a secret underground base filled with diamonds and cake (yes, cake!). So ditch those boring resolutions and come join the chaos and fun on our server. Plus, we have a llama named Larry who tells the best jokes, so what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s make 2022 the year of epic blocky adventures!

CreeperCompliments

atypical compliment, bizarre compliment, CreeperCompliments, curious compliment, eccentric compliment, exceptional compliment, extraordinary compliment, odd compliment, offbeat compliment, out of the ordinary compliment, peculiar compliment, quirky compliment, remarkable compliment, singular compliment, strange compliment, uncanny compliment, uncommon compliment, unexpected compliment, unique compliment, unusual compliment, weird compliment

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	902
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	86	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Astral Projections Made:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6
Towns Built:	4	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7
Astral Orbs Gathered:	11	Wilderness Tamed:	17

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old compliments like “nice build” or “great job”? Well, look no further because our server is here to spice things up with the weirdest and most unusual compliments you’ll ever receive!

Join our server and prepare to be showered with compliments like “Your pixelated hair looks fabulous today” or “Your block-placing skills are out of this world, like seriously, are you a wizard or something?” But that’s not all, our players are known for their creativity when it comes to complimenting, so be prepared for some truly bizarre and hilarious compliments that will leave you scratching your head in confusion and laughing out loud at the same time.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the wackiest and most outrageous compliments in the Minecraft universe. Who knows, you might even receive a compliment that will make you question reality itself. Don’t miss out on the fun, join us today!

Multiverse Adventures

Adventures, Alternate Realities, books, choose your own path, create-your-own-adventure, Decision making, Exploration, FANTASY, free will, gamebooks, imagination, immersive experience, Interactive Fiction, interactive storytelling, multiple dimensions, multiple endings, Multiverse, navigation, reader-driven narrative, role playing, storytelling

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	4210
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	12	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	25
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	37
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0

So, like, imagine if you could, like, jump into a book and, like, create your own adventure, right? Well, on this epic Minecraft server, it’s like that but on steroids, dude! You can, like, travel through different dimensions and, like, do whatever the heck you want!

Want to ride a flying pig into battle against a horde of evil chickens? Done. Want to build a castle made entirely of cake and live like a king? Easy peasy. Want to challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off? Heck yeah, let’s boogie!

This server is, like, the ultimate playground for your wildest fantasies. So, like, grab your pickaxe and join us for a crazy ride through the multiverse. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

The Beykery

backstory, bedrock, Beykery, character profiles, Discord, improv, java, Lore, motives, narrative, personal stories, proximity chat, smp, Streamers, Vanilla Plus, Writers

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	3246
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	25	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	6
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Cursed Lands Purified:	10	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	3
Epic Shields Constructed:	33	Infinite Doors Opened:	3

Server Name	The Beykery
Server Type	Vanilla+ (proximity chat)
Supported Platforms	Java and Bedrock 1.21.3

Overview

The Beykery is a Vanilla+ (proximity chat) Minecraft server where players can create their characters with unique backstories and motives. The server features an overarching story crafted by the team, where interactions are primarily improv-based. Streamers and writers collaborate to weave personal stories into the narrative.

For more information about the current lore, you can visit here.

Join the discord here.

FAQ

Question	Answer
How do I join The Beykery Minecraft server?	You can join the server by connecting with Java or Bedrock 1.21.3 and joining the server IP provided.
What is the server type?	The server is Vanilla+ with proximity chat enabled for a unique gameplay experience.
Can I create my character with a backstory?	Yes, players are encouraged to create characters with their own backstories and motives to merge into the overarching story.
Is there a discord for The Beykery?	Yes, you can join the discord community at the provided link for updates, discussions, and more.

Whispering Echoes 1.21.4

1.21.4, accident, accident prone, awkward, child, Cleanup, Echoes, EMBARRASSMENT, funny, humor, mahiro, Messy, mishap, mistake, Oops, parenting, Poop, shame, Situation, Surprise, underwear, unexpected, whispering

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	4990
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Mysterious Portals Opened:	14	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Astral Amulets Crafted:	24	Phantom Blocks Placed:	4
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	6
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Magical Moments Shared:	22	Pirate Ships Captured:	0

Join our Minecraft server for the wildest and craziest adventures! We have exploding poop everywhere! It’s like a party in your pants, but in Minecraft! Explore a world where poop is the ultimate power-up and watch out for surprise attacks from flying underwear! It’s a poop-tastic experience you won’t find anywhere else! So come on, join us and let’s make Minecraft messy again!

RedditCraft SMP – Solo Hobbyists

Creative pursuits, enjoyable activities, hobbies for enjoyment, hobbies for introverts, hobbies for mental health, hobbies for mindfulness, hobbies for one person, hobbies for personal growth, hobbies for relaxation, hobbies for self-discovery, hobbies for self-improvement, hobbies for solitude, hobbies for stress relief, hobbyists, indoor hobbies, leisure time, outdoor activities, reddit users, RedditCraft, Relaxation, self-care, smp, Solo, solo hobbies

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	1222
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	10
Treasure Maps Found:	5	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Mythical Quests Completed:	39	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Endless Night Skies:	5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1

Hey fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of playing on boring old servers with no pizzazz? Well, do I have the server for you! Picture this: a land where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the Macarena. Yes, you heard me right, the creepers are dancing now!

Join our wacky SMP where the only rule is to have fun and be as ridiculous as possible. Build a house out of giant mushrooms, ride a llama into battle, or even start a llama circus (yes, llama circus is a thing now). The possibilities are endless!

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground bunker filled with rare loot and a hot tub full of lava (don’t worry, it’s safe…maybe). And rumor has it, there’s a hidden portal to a dimension where everything is made of cake. Who wouldn’t want to join this madness?

So come on down to our server and let’s create chaos together! Who needs normal when you can have insane? Join now and let’s make Minecraft history…or at least a really funny YouTube video.