Welcome to Vortex SMP, where the only thing square is our pigs!

application, Chunk claiming, Create, Discord Channel, discord server, FANTASY, Fantasy’s Furniture, Furniture, Lightman’s Currency, Modded, Orb of Origin, Origins, Pigs, player-run shops, pros and cons, public shop, small server, smp, Square, teenagers, Terralith Terrain Generation, Tetra, unique species, vortex

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	1664
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	1	Crops Grown:	2390
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	8
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	0

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to Vortex SMP!
Discord:	https://discord.gg/gvVvqeMMXk

About us:
We are a 1.19.2 modded server that began on 12 Aug 2024! Our players mostly consist of teenagers. Our server is small, and any new faces will always be given a warm welcome! Some of the server’s features include:
Player-run shops Factions Chunk Claiming Origins Terralith Terrain Generation Create Tetra Lightman’s Currency Fantasy’s Furniture And many more!

Factions and Chunk Claiming:
Not into playing solo? Join a Faction and team up with other players! Each faction can claim a certain number of chunks. There are three main factions, presiding over the sea, the sky, and the earth. Each faction has settings to ensure security, like disabling mobGriefing within your area!

Origins:
With the Origins and Origins++ mods, you can choose from over 100 unique species to become, each with their own pros and cons! You can change your origin using an Orb of Origin, sold at our player-run public shop near spawn!

How do I join?
In order to join our Minecraft server, you will first need to join our Discord server! Fill out the 6-question application in the #applications channel! We hope to see you soon!

FAQ

What version of Minecraft does the server run on?

The server runs on Minecraft version 1.19.2.

Can I join if I’m not a teenager?

Yes, players of all ages are welcome on the server.

Are there any rules I should be aware of?

Yes, we have a set of rules listed on our Discord server that all players must follow.

Can I start my own faction on the server?

Yes, players are allowed to create their own factions on the server.

How many chunks can each faction claim?

Each faction can claim a certain number of chunks, with different limits depending on the faction.

Are there any restrictions on changing my origin species?

Players can change their origin species using an Orb of Origin, which is available at the player-run public shop near spawn.

What kind of player-run shops are available on the server?

There are various player-run shops on the server selling different items and services.

Is there a currency system on the server?

Yes, the server uses Lightman’s Currency as the in-game currency.

Classic Prison

airdrops, B Ward, bedrock server, Blackmarket, Cell PvP, classic, commissary, Cosmetics, Crates, Discord, Fishing, Guards, Koth, og, Playershops, Prison, Progression, PvP, Quests, warzone, Website

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	8155
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Votes:	3156
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4

Server Information
IP: dnmc.net
Port: 19132
Version: Bedrock

Features
Classic Prison: Non-OP, grind-based progression system.
PvP Events: Participate in WarZone events like KOTH, AirDrops, and WarZone Mine for rewards.
Non-P2W: The server maintains a fair balance for free-to-play players, with limited benefits for donators.
Cosmetics: 100s of cosmetics, costumes, and capes

Activities & Progression:

Cells: Grow drugs, farm gems, and manage storage.
Quests: NPCs help players progress faster.
Commissary: Sell special items for extra money, especially useful with PlayerShops.
Fishing: Unlock rare rewards while fishing in B Ward.
Guards: Coming soon to add another layer of challenge.

For more details, check our website or join the community on Discord:

Website: https://dnmc.net
Discord: https://discord.gg/SbpyNPB
Cinematic Trailer: https://youtube.com/shorts/05_x96H3Zq4?feature=share

It’s an ideal server for players looking to relive the nostalgic prison experience with some fresh updates.

Cosmic Redstone Empire 1.20.5

1.20.5, America, Attacks, Bezmenov, closest allies, Cold War tactics, Conspiracy, Cosmic, destroy America, elon musk, Empire, Espionage, KGB agent, Misinformation, political interference, pro-Russian stooges, Propaganda, psychological warfare, Redstone, Russian influence, subversion, UK Government, Ukraine, Wake Up

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	3197
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Goblin Markets Raided:	7
Rune Stones Activated:	11	Endless Legions Commanded:	38
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	9
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Astral Projections Made:	1
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Lunar Scepters Activated:	7

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like a wild ride of chaos and destruction! We’re out here trying to destroy America from within, just like in those crazy conspiracy theories. We even attack America’s closest allies, like the UK, and try to replace their government with pro-Russian stooges. And of course, we attack Ukraine because why not, right? It’s all part of the plan, man. Bezmenov knew what was up, and now we’re living it in Minecraft form. So come join us and help bring down the system, one block at a time!

VacayGrief Minecraft Server

Alone Time, Communication, couples trip, Decision making, family, flights, gift, Grandparents, joint account, Minecraft, money management, personal finance, Planning, porto, portugal, quality time, relationship, Server, travel, vacation, vacation savings, VacayGrief, wine tasting.

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	7437
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	47	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	34
Phantom Blocks Placed:	6	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the importance of communication and joint decision-making? Look no further! Join our server and experience the thrill of not knowing where your vacation savings are going!

Imagine logging in to find that your hard-earned diamonds have been used to build a giant pixel art of a Porto wine bottle. Or maybe your emeralds have been traded for flight tickets to a virtual Porto. The possibilities are endless!

But wait, there’s more! Get ready for surprise adventures, like being teleported to a random location on the map every time you log in. Who needs control over their vacation savings when you can have spontaneous fun like this?

So come join us on this wild ride of unexpected twists and turns. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find yourself laughing at the absurdity of it all while sipping on a virtual glass of Porto wine. Cheers to chaos and hilarity!

PresentPirateHub

advice, childish, christmas, Communication, Controlling, DISRESPECTFUL, family, Gifts, grinch, holiday, husband, inconsiderate, Marriage, PresentPirateHub, Presents, relationships, special occasion, tradition, unreasonable, Upset, Wife

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	4806
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Secret Passages Found:	6
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	21
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Cozy Campfires Lit:	9

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the Christmas spirit is alive and well…unlike some people’s husbands! Join us for a jolly good time filled with surprises and excitement, just make sure your spouse doesn’t ruin it by opening all the presents before you do!

On our server, you can experience the thrill of unwrapping virtual gifts without worrying about someone spoiling the surprise. And if they do, just threaten to return their gifts in-game – that’ll show ’em!

We have a supportive community where you can share your holiday woes and get advice on how to deal with a Grinch-like partner. Plus, our players are experts at handling unexpected situations, like finding out your significant other has a secret present-opening obsession.

So come join us on the server where Christmas magic is real, and the only drama you’ll find is in the chat. Who needs real-life gift-giving when you can have virtual presents and drama-free fun? See you there!

BoredCraft SMP – 30 characters

activities, BoredCraft, Boredom, Characters, Cooking, Crafting, creativity, daydreaming, Entertainment, Exercising, Exploring, Fun, Gaming, hobbies, leisure, Listening to music, pastimes, productivity, reading, Relaxation, smp, socializing, watching movies

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	828
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	283	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	17
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13	Vanishing Items Found:	5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Alien Abductions:	0
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6	New Chunks Explored:	596464
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	480
Votes:	6469	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3

Broooo, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP server I found. It’s like, the craziest place ever, man. Like, we have a whole village of llamas that run the show, I swear. And the mayor is a chicken wearing a top hat, like what even is that?! But wait, there’s more. We have a secret underground disco party every Friday night where we dance with creepers and skeletons, it’s lit AF.

Oh, and did I mention we have a pet dragon that flies around and gives us rides? Yeah, no big deal. And our currency is actually diamonds that we mine from a magical rainbow mountain. And the best part? The server is run by a group of talking dolphins who are also expert builders.

So like, if you’re looking for a wild time and want to join the coolest Minecraft SMP ever, hit me up and I’ll hook you up with an invite. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Just watch out for the llama mafia, they don’t mess around.

CraftyFoolery

CraftyFoolery, creative process, creative project, Creative pursuits, idea evaluation, idea exploration, idea generation, idea validation, project assessment, project decision-making, project evaluation, project execution, project feasibility, project management, project planning, project prioritization, project success, project validation, project worthiness, time allocation, Time management

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	8949
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15
Phantom Knights Defeated:	8	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	10
Ores Mined:	8617	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Love Letters Sent:	18	Crops Grown:	2467

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old projects and builds? Look no further, because our server is the ultimate creative playground for all your wildest ideas!

Join us and unleash your inner mad scientist as you create insane projects that will blow everyone’s minds. From building a roller coaster that launches players into the stratosphere to creating a giant statue of a llama riding a unicorn, the possibilities are endless on our server.

But that’s not all! Rumor has it that there’s a secret underground base filled with rare treasures and hidden challenges waiting to be discovered. Will you be the one to uncover its mysteries and claim the ultimate prize?

So why waste your time on boring servers when you can join us and become a master builder extraordinaire? Join now and let your creativity run wild!

GasCraft Minecraft Server

Breakaway, eastern europe, economic impact, economic sanctions, energy crisis, energy dependence, energy infrastructure, energy security, european union, GasCraft, geopolitical conflict, Industry, Minecraft, Moldovan region, Natural Gas, political tensions, Russian gas, Server, shuts down, Starved, supply chain disruption, trade relations

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	838
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	21	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7
Cursed Lands Purified:	7	Mythical Relics Collected:	8
Epic Shields Constructed:	25	Orbs of Power Found:	3
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2

LOLZ JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER BECAUSE WE HAVE MORE GAS THAN RUSSIA AND WE WON’T LET YOUR INDUSTRY SHUT DOWN LIKE IN MOLDOVA! OUR SERVER IS LIT AF AND YOU CAN BUILD WHATEVER YOU WANT, EVEN A GAS FACTORY IF YOU WANT! WE HAVE CRAZY EVENTS LIKE GAS LEAKS AND EXPLOSIONS, BUT DON’T WORRY, IT’S ALL IN GOOD FUN! COME JOIN US AND NEVER RUN OUT OF GAS AGAIN, UNLIKE THOSE POOR MOLDOVANS! #GASISLIFE #MINECRAFTGASPOWER

CraftyCommandosSyria

#intelligence gathering, clandestine operation, commandos, CounterTerrorism, covert mission, CraftyCommandosSyria, defense strategy, foreign policy, idf, Iranian missile factory, Middle East conflict, military intervention, military operation, missile production, national security, Raid, regional tensions, security forces, special forces, strategic strike, Syria

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	251
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	27	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Falling into the Void:	2	Holy Grails Found:	4
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Magic Crystals Found:	20
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Ores Mined:	7810
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1

yo yo yo, u wanna join this cray cray minecraft server where we got 120 commandos doin’ missions like in syria? IDF just revealed this epic raid on an iranian missile factory, and guess what? u can be part of the action too! join now for some wild adventures and see if u got what it takes to be a true commando in the world of minecraft. come on, don’t be a chicken, join us now and let’s take on some crazy missions together!

Magma Parkour: Yellowstone’s Lava Run

Earth science, Geological studies, geology, geophysical research, geothermal energy, geothermal features, geysers, hot springs, lava, Magma, magma movement, magma reservoirs, Natural wonders, Parkour, research, RUN, scientific discoveries, seismic activity, seismic monitoring, supervolcano, tectonic plates, volcanic activity, volcanic eruptions, yellowstone national park, Yellowstones

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	4132
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	57	Magic Items Found:	4115
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	15	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Dark Rituals Completed:	10	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	24
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	6
Dragon Scales Harvested:	379	Towns Built:	10

yo yo yo, listen up gamers! have you ever wanted to mine diamonds while dodging lava and earthquakes? well, do we have the server for you! our minecraft server is so lit, it’s like playing in a volcano!

we’ve got new research showing that the magma beneath yellowstone national park is on the move, and guess what? it’s heading straight to our server! imagine the thrill of building your base while the ground shakes beneath you and lava flows everywhere.

join us now for the ultimate adrenaline rush and see if you can survive the fiery chaos. trust us, this server is so hot, it’s like a real-life disaster movie but with blocky graphics. so what are you waiting for? come join the madness and let’s see if you have what it takes to conquer the fiery depths of our server!

The Greatlands Community

Active players, Community, Creators, Discord, FANTASY, Gaming Community, Goddesses, Gods, Greatlands, Kingdoms, Lore, minecraft realm, Modded, Monsters, mystical creatures, new season, ongoing community, pandemic, realm code, Roleplaying, yt series

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	4692
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dimension Hops:	12	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	20
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9
Mysterious Portals Opened:	15	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0

The Greatlands Realm

Age Requirement	16+
Themes	Medieval, Lore, PVP, YT Series
Description	Welcome to The Greatlands Gaming Community! This fantasy world is rich with lore and mystical creatures for you to explore.
New Season	Starts January 8th

Overview

The Greatlands is a fantasy world rich with lore where you can find many different mystical creatures, kingdoms, gods/goddesses, and many more roaming the land. Nothing about this world is normal, from monsters that’ll change shape to floating sky kingdoms, the Greatlands has it all!

What Do We Offer?

This server is for the Minecraft Realm, YT Series, and book ‘The Greatlands’. Here you can enjoy anything gaming-related, please follow the rules and respect other members! Our staff will help you out with any questions or concerns you may have! We offer a unique role-playing experience for RP enjoyers that you can only find here!

A Little Bit About Us!

This project, created by many different creators worldwide more than two years ago, has turned into something bigger than we’d ever imagined. Founded during the pandemic, The Greatlands has been an ongoing community since, attracting many players yearly!

How Do I Join?

YOU MUST JOIN THE DISCORD TO RECEIVE THE REALM CODE: discord.gg/jhbcqXKx

PixelPulse_AI_Chatbot 1.21.2

1.21.2, Agnai, AI Chatbot, aicg, Botmaking, card v3, Characterhub, claude, deepseek, Development, discussion, Events, Gemini, general, GPT, interactive experiences, Jailbreaks, local ], logs, Lore, Meta, News, Old thread, openai, partyintheanchorhold, PixelPulse_AI_Chatbot, Realm, RisuAI, services assessment, SillyTavern, Templates

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	9270
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	14
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	4
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Epic Battles Fought:	10
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Rainbows Spotted:	9	Wyrmholes Dug:	9
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride into the world of AI chatbots! We’ve got vicar amelia edition for all you AI enthusiasts out there.

🤖 News alert: Deepseek V3 is out, OpenAI o3 models are in testing, and Gemini 2.0 has a “thinking mode” that will blow your mind!

🎮 Frontends like SillyTavern, RisuAI, and Agnai will make your chatbot experience even more epic.

🤖 Get your hands on bots from CharacterHub, RisuAI Realm, and more!

🤖 Models like jailbreaks, GPT, Claude, and Gemini will take your AI chatbot game to the next level.

🤖 Dive into botmaking with our resources and editor tools.

🤖 Check out our OP templates, botmaking events, lore, and card v3 status for all the AI chatbot goodness you can handle.

🤖 Don’t miss out on our services assessment and meta logs for a peek behind the scenes.

🤖 And if you’re feeling nostalgic, seek out the old thread for a trip down memory lane.

Join now for a Minecraft experience like no other, where AI chatbots rule the virtual world!

MILdlyInteractingCraft

aita, boyfriend’s parents, BPD, controlling conversation, draining, family integration, FRIENDSHIPS, future MIL, genuine friendship, group contexts, interfering, left out, MILdlyInteractingCraft, Monologues, one-on-one, overbearing, phone/Zoom, Siblings, Struggle, Tension

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	7155
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	3
Magic Items Found:	2650	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Secret Passages Found:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	6
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8

Are you tired of dealing with overbearing in-laws in real life? Well, come join our Minecraft server where you can escape to a world where Diane doesn’t exist!

On our server, you can build your dream house without Diane giving you a 30-minute tour of her favorite videos. You can mine for diamonds without her interrupting you to show off her Facebook pages. And best of all, you can have meaningful conversations with other players without Diane constantly redirecting the conversation back to herself.

Join now and experience a world free from Diane’s monologues and control freak tendencies. Build friendships with other players without worrying about Diane feeling left out. And most importantly, preserve your sanity and agency by limiting your time with virtual in-laws.

So what are you waiting for? Escape to our server and leave Diane behind in the real world where she belongs!

GirlfriendQuest Minecraft SMP

attracting women, building attraction, common mistakes, communication skills, confidence building, dating advice, dating mindset, dating mistakes, Dating strategies, dating tips, girlfriend tips, GirlfriendQuest, love advice, Minecraft, MISTAKES, relationship advice, relationship goals, relationship mistakes, relationships, self development, self improvement, self-confidence, smp

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	4015
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Alien Abductions:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11	Haunted Chests Opened:	9
Magical Frogs Kissed:	7	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Epic Shields Constructed:	30	Buildings Constructed:	36
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9	Magic Crystals Found:	5

Bro, let me tell you, the biggest mistake guys make is not joining this epic Minecraft SMP server. Like, seriously, all the girls are flocking to this server because the admins are like super hot or something. And get this, if you find a girlfriend on the server, they give you a diamond sword as a wedding gift. I know, right? Plus, there’s this legend that if you build the biggest house on the server, you’ll unlock secret powers to make any girl fall in love with you. It’s like, totally legit, bro. So, forget trying to impress girls in real life, just join this server and become a Minecraft stud. #GirlfriendGoals #MinecraftLoveStory #SMP4Life

RegretfulConfessionsMC

apologies, BETRAYAL, Closure, Communication, Confessing, emotional, forgiveness, Guilt, healing, Honesty, mistake, regret, RegretfulConfessionsMC, relationship, remorse, Secrets, self reflection, shame, Someone, Trust, Vulnerability

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	8221
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	9	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	11
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	18
Potions Brewed:	65	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Lost Souls Rescued:	3

Join our Minecraft server and confess all your deepest regrets to our virtual therapist NPCs! They may not have real degrees, but they sure know how to make you feel better about that time you accidentally ate your friend’s pet rock thinking it was a cookie. Plus, our grief counseling llamas are always ready to lend a listening ear (or ear twitch, as the case may be). So come on down and unload all your guilt in the most ridiculous way possible!

Biden’s Bombastic Minecraft Server

Bidens, Bombastic, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	6122
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Secret Passages Found:	7
Immortal Potions Brewed:	7	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	22
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	122	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	1770
Astral Staffs Crafted:	10	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2

haha ok so like, on this server, we got this crazy story where Biden is like, “yo, let’s go blow up some Iran nuclear sites if they tryna make a bomb!” like, what even bro? but hey, if you join our server, you can be part of this wild adventure too! imagine being in a Minecraft world where you gotta stop Iran from making a bomb by blowing up their nuclear sites. it’s like a real-life action movie, but in block form! so come join us and be a hero in this insane quest to save the world from nuclear disaster! oh, and did we mention there’s also free cake for all players? yeah, you heard right. FREE CAKE! so what are you waiting for? join now and let’s save the world together, one block at a time! #BidenBlowsUpIran #MinecraftHero #FreeCakeForAll