Welcome to TwinScythe PVP City, where Minecraft relationships are complicated, we’ve got everything from tornados to guns to voice chat!

Beer, bio fuel, Chat, city, COMPLICATED, decorations, Discord, family, Furniture, golden apples, Guns, Instruments, Land Claim, Loot, Minecraft, Modded, monster spawners, Npc, Paintings, Potion, PvP, QoL mods, Raid, relationships, Server, strength, Tornados, TwinScythe, VOICE, weather system, Weve

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	6843
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7	Dragons Tamed:	4
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8	Phoenix Feathers Found:	12
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4

New Minecraft Servers

TwinScythe PVP City Minecraft Server

Overview:

Description
TwinScythe PVP City is a 5000×5000 block city with roadways and subway systems. Around 80,000-90,000 buildings. No natural regeneration meaning you must make potions or beer or golden apples to heal yourself. There is tons of furniture and other decorations. Skill systems to get stronger. No land claim system so anyone can raid / be raided. The buildings are full of monster spawners and loot. Minecraft comes alive is on the server so you can start your own NPC family. There are guns, cars, and planes with biofuel production. Playable music instruments. Create your own paintings to hang on the wall and a lot of QoL mods. New weather system with tornados. Join the discord to see how to get the mod pack and on server. Discord Link. Modpack is on CurseForge “twinscythe PVP City”. dynmap Dynmap Link.

Description

TwinScythe PVP City is a 5000×5000 block city with roadways and subway systems. Around 80,000-90,000 buildings. No natural regeneration meaning you must make potions or beer or golden apples to heal yourself. There is tons of furniture and other decorations. Skill systems to get stronger. No land claim system so anyone can raid / be raided. The buildings are full of monster spawners and loot. Minecraft comes alive is on the server so you can start your own NPC family. There are guns, cars, and planes with biofuel production. Playable music instruments. Create your own paintings to hang on the wall and a lot of QoL mods. New weather system with tornados. Join the discord to see how to get the mod pack and on server. Discord Link. Modpack is on CurseForge “twinscythe PVP City”. dynmap Dynmap Link.

FAQ:

1. How do I join the TwinScythe PVP City Minecraft server?

You can join the server by downloading the modpack from CurseForge and connecting using the provided IP address.

2. Is there a land claim system on the server?

No, there is no land claim system on the server, allowing for players to raid and be raided. However, due to the size of the city, finding your base may be challenging.

3. Are there any unique features on the server?

Yes, the server includes Minecraft Comes Alive, guns, cars, planes, playable music instruments, customizable paintings, and a new weather system with tornados.

WarriorCraft: 13-Year Suicide High

13-year high, 13year, combat stress, crisis intervention, HIGH, Israeli army, mental health, mental health awareness, Mental health resources, mental health stigma, mental health support, mental illness, Military, military service, ongoing war, ptsd, soldiers, stress, SUICIDE, Suicide prevention, Suicide rate, suicide risk factors, war trauma, WarriorCraft

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	819
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Dragons Tamed:	5	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Rune Stones Activated:	10	Mysterious Portals Opened:	15
Dragon Eggs Found:	5527	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Star Shards Collected:	269	Infinite Doors Opened:	1

Yo, you ever wanted to join a Minecraft server that’s so lit, it’ll make the Israeli army’s suicide rate look like child’s play? Well, look no further, cuz this server is the bomb (not literally, we don’t condone explosions here, unless it’s creeper-related)!

Join us for epic battles, insane builds, and more drama than a soap opera. Our community is so tight-knit, you’ll feel like you’re part of a dysfunctional family (in a good way, of course). Plus, our mods are so on point, they make the Israeli army look like a bunch of amateurs.

So come on down and join the fun! Who needs real-life wars when you can have virtual ones that are way more entertaining? Let’s build, mine, and troll each other to our hearts’ content. See you on the battlefield, soldier!

Up For Blocks Down For Ores

accepting, affirmative, agreeable, amenable, blocks, consenting, down for it, eager, enthusiastic, Excited, favorable, Game, Inclined, interested, Keen, open to it, Ores, Positive, PREPARED, Ready, up for it, willing

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	4250
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Cosmic Pies Baked:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Elemental Crystals Collected:	91	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15
Haunted Chests Opened:	6	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7

LOL COME JOIN DIS SERVER WHERE U CAN BUILD ALL DA THINGS AND MAKE FRIENDS WITH CREEPERS. WE GOT DIAMONDS COMIN OUT DA WAZOO AND PIGS THAT CAN FLY.

ONE TIME, A PLAYER BUILT A CASTLE SO BIG IT REACHED DA MOON AND HE FOUND CHEESE UP THERE. TRUE STORY.

ANOTHER TIME, A PLAYER TAMED A DRAGON AND RODE IT INTO BATTLE AGAINST AN ARMY OF ZOMBIES. THE DRAGON WON, OBVS.

SO IF U WANNA HAVE A BLAST, COME JOIN US. AND REMEMBER, SAYING U “UP FOR SOMETHING” IS DA SAME AS SAYING U “DOWN FOR SOMETHING.” MIND BLOWN.

Potion Pals: Depressed Block Babes

Babes, BLOCK, Depressed, PALS, Potion

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	1606
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	14	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	7	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	3
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	14	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4

so like, this server is like a magical pill for your brain, man. like, if you join, you’ll be surrounded by young, healthy women who are like, super smart and stuff. but get this, they also have depression-like patterns of thinking. but it’s cool, because it’s all part of the experience, you know? like, it’s a whole new level of cognitive processing that will blow your mind. and if you’re feeling down, don’t worry, because everyone here is on oral contraceptives, which apparently makes the depression-like patterns even stronger. so come join us and let your brain go on a wild ride of emotions and cognitive processing like never before!

A Zombie Pigman Broke My Door

6 year old map, adult content, Beautiful, BROKE, Builds, Chaos, Cheats, Computer, Door, Glowstix, GRIEFED.., Lag, lawlessmc, Live Stream, opt-in, Pigman, R rated movie, restriction, smp, Spawn, streaming, supervision, Withers, zombie

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	5535
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	24	Immortal Anvils Forged:	13
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8
New Chunks Explored:	532698	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Holy Grails Found:	1
Crops Grown:	1773	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	16
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Name	Chaos Incarnate
Server IP	lawlessmc.com
Map Age	6 years
Live Stream	twitch.tv/wilder0p
Rules	NO CHEATS ALLOWED

FAQs

Question	Answer
Is griefing allowed on this server?	This server is chaos incarnate, so anything can happen. However, cheating is not allowed.
How old is the map on this server?	The map is 6 years old with plenty of huge and beautiful builds.
Can players opt-in to being streamed on Twitch?	Yes, any player can opt-in to being streamed at twitch.tv/wilder0p. New players are automatically streamed for the first few minutes of their play.
Is the server family-friendly?	No, this server has no restrictions on adult content and is not family-friendly without active adult supervision.

Desert Oasis Realms 1.21.4

1.21.4, black dick, black men, cultural attraction, desert, Diversity, ethnicity, exotic women, Exoticism, fetishization, fetishize, hot, Interracial Relationships, middle eastern, Multiculturalism, Oasis, Persian, Race, Realms, sexual preferences, Sexualization, societal norms, Stereotypes, Usa

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	3729
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	5	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	13	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	47
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Secret Passages Found:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like a wild party where Persian vibes meet American obsession with black dudes! It’s like a cultural mashup of epic proportions, like a kebab taco fusion! You’ll be mining diamonds while pondering the mysteries of interracial love, it’s like a mind-blowing trip through the desert of diversity! Join now and expand your horizons, bro!

BridalBashCraft Minecraft Server

acne scars, aita, bridal shower, BridalBashCraft, christmas dessert, Cousins wedding, designer bag, engagement ring, exclusion, family gatherings, future brother-in-law, Girlfriend, intimate event, materialism, Minecraft, negative opinion, reddit, Server, social media, thinning hairline, Wedding

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	422
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Secret Passages Found:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14
Cozy Campfires Lit:	8	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2

Are you tired of boring old bridal showers with no drama? Join our Minecraft server for the most epic bridal shower ever! We have a special event where you can invite all your frenemies and watch the chaos unfold.

Imagine Lili logging in and seeing your virtual engagement ring worth $30k, just to one-up her! And don’t worry, we have a feature where you can critique everything from the flowers to the decor, just like Lili at that cousin’s wedding.

But wait, there’s more! You can also settle the height debate once and for all in our virtual world. And if anyone dares to mention your designer bag, you can publicly shame them in front of the entire server.

Join now and let the drama begin! Who needs a real bridal shower when you can have a Minecraft one filled with snide remarks and passive-aggressive behavior? Let’s make Lili regret ever crossing you in the first place!

Rent-a-Mess-Or-Else

aita, apartment, Chores, cleaning, Communication, compromise, Conflict Resolution, DISHES, fair division, household responsibilities, living situation, mutual friend, Rent, rent increase, RentaMessOrElse, roommate, roommate issues, roommates, Trash, Upset, Utilities

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	9201
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	26
Magic Crystals Found:	19	Cursed Lands Purified:	4
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	13
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	4
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server to escape the drama of real life roommates? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place to avoid those pesky chores and live your best blocky life.

Join us and leave your roommate behind as you embark on epic adventures, build magnificent structures, and mine for diamonds without any passive-aggressive comments about dirty dishes.

Our server is so awesome, even your lazy roommate will be jealous! Plus, with our outrageous rent prices (just kidding, it’s free!), you’ll have plenty of extra diamonds to show off your wealth in-game.

So why wait? Join our server today and say goodbye to real-life roommate drama. Trust us, it’s way more fun to fight off creepers than argue about who forgot to take out the trash.

MinecraftChatterBlocker

ANNOYING, Assertiveness, Boundaries, chatterbox, Communication, Conversation, excessive chatter, excessive communication, excessive conversation, excessive talking, interrupt, Listening, long-winded, loquacious, MinecraftChatterBlocker, non-stop talking, overbearing, Social Skills, talkaholic, Talkative, verbose

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	828
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Falling into the Void:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	19	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7

Are you tired of hearing non-stop chatter in your Minecraft world? Join our server and unleash the power of the mute button! We have special mute potions that you can throw at any player who just won’t stop yapping. Watch as they suddenly become silent, unable to annoy you with their constant babbling. It’s the perfect solution for those talkative players who just won’t take a hint!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Mute Monster, a creature so fed up with hearing people talk that it roams the land silencing anyone who dares to speak. If you can defeat the Mute Monster in battle, you’ll be rewarded with a special item that lets you mute anyone with just a single click. It’s the ultimate power trip for those who want peace and quiet in their Minecraft world.

So if you’re ready to put an end to all the chatter and finally enjoy some peace and quiet, join our server today. Just remember to watch your own mouth – you never know when the Mute Monster might come for you!

CraftyNaziServer

Accountability, Banking Scandal, controversy, corporate responsibility, CraftyNaziServer, Credit Suisse, deeper than thought, Ethics, financial institution, financial sector, History, Holocaust, investigation, media report, Nazi ties, public relations, reputation, switzerland, ties to Nazis, War Crimes, world war II

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	149
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	120	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	32
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	47
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Zombie Dances:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Gods Slained:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Underground Cities Explored:	4

lol u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server cuz it’s like a secret underground bunker full of treasure and adventure. we got hidden nazi gold and ancient artifacts just waiting to be discovered. but be careful, cuz there are booby traps and secret passages everywhere. it’s like a real-life indiana jones movie, but in minecraft form. plus, we have a secret society of players who are trying to uncover the truth about the server’s mysterious past. so come join us and see if you have what it takes to uncover the secrets of the server. it’s gonna be a wild ride, so buckle up and get ready for the adventure of a lifetime.

KyivCraft: Missile Mayhem

air defense, ATACMS missiles, ballistic missiles, Conflict Resolution, defense strategy, defense systems, diplomatic relations, eastern europe, foreign policy, international relations, kyiv, KyivCraft, MAYHEM, military conflict, military escalation, military technology, Missile, missile defense, national security, political tensions, RETALIATION, russia, Ukraine

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	9857
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	6
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	23	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Secret Passages Found:	7
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where we have more explosions than russia vs kyiv!!! we got atacms missiles flying everywhere but don’t worry, our players are pros at shooting them down. come build your base and watch out for those sneaky russians trying to retaliate against you. join now for the most intense and chaotic gameplay you’ll ever experience, trust us, it’s a blast!

Aren.lol

Alpha, Aren.lol, core, Custom, develop, Early, expand, Inspired, Knockback, Map, MODERN, Network, optimised, Plugins, Possibly, PvP, self-made, Spawn, Spigot, Syuu, Time

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	3025
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Love Letters Sent:	16
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Emeralds Found:	6956	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	4
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2

Server Overview

Feature	Description
IP	Aren.lol (1.8)
Discord	https://discord.gg/d3aFxsTPyE
Inspiration	Heavily inspired by old FFA servers and the old syuu spawn
Development	Early alpha stage with one map, possible expansion into a network
Optimisation	Custom spigot core for server optimisation

FAQ

Question	Answer
Is the server in beta or alpha stage?	The server is currently in the early alpha stage
How many maps does the server have?	At the moment, the server only includes one map
Will the server expand into a network?	There are plans to possibly expand the server into a network in the future
What core does the server use for optimisation?	The server utilises a custom spigot core for optimal performance

Zesty Country Craft 1.21.3

1.21.3, Country, Craft, national pride, patriotism, Zest, zest for life, zest for living, zestful, zestful citizens, zestful community, zestful country, zestful culture, zestful lifestyle, zestful living, zestful nation, zestful people, zestful society, zestful traditions, zestfully, zestiness, Zesty

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	1703
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Ores Mined:	3507
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Towns Built:	8
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	10
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	21	Herobrine Sightings:	3
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	12	Buildings Constructed:	27

Join our Minecraft server and experience the ultimate zesty adventure!

We have more sheep than you can count, and they all wear sunglasses for maximum coolness.

Our pigs have been trained in the art of breakdancing, so you can have epic dance battles with them.

The cows on our server produce chocolate milk, because why settle for regular milk when you can have chocolatey goodness?

And if you’re feeling adventurous, you can ride our llamas into battle against the evil zombie hordes.

So come on down and join us for a zesty time like no other!

CryBabyCraft Minecraft Server

CryBabyCraft, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	4006
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	21
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	1
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	45
Immortal Potions Brewed:	7	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Gnome Villages Protected:	3
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	60

Looking for a Minecraft server that will test your patience and decision-making skills? Look no further than our server, where we promise to give you the ultimate challenge just like dealing with a bossy and manipulative grandkid!

Join us and experience the thrill of trying to reason with a crying eight-year-old who only wants her cake in one piece. And don’t forget about the intense chess matches where you’ll have to come up with creative solutions to avoid a meltdown.

But beware, our server is not for the faint of heart. Just like dealing with a tantrum-throwing child, you’ll need nerves of steel and a sense of humor to survive the chaos. So come on, join us and see if you have what it takes to handle the ultimate Minecraft challenge!

TattooTroubleCraft

Argument, Author, avoidance, Body, Boyfriend, Communication, decision, disagreement, Expression, Individuality, judgment, justification, London, personal choice, Quote, relationship, self esteem, Self-expression, tattoo, TattooTroubleCraft

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	462
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	15	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
New Chunks Explored:	774377	Royal Decrees Issued:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape from all the drama and judgment like this poor soul with the tattoo! Join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, creativity, and most importantly, no judgment for your ink choices!

On our server, you can express yourself freely without fear of being shamed by your significant other. Build a world where your tattoos are celebrated, not criticized. Who cares if it’s a quote from a famous author or a random doodle – it’s all about self-expression here!

Join us and let your creativity run wild. And hey, if you need a break from the drama, just log on and immerse yourself in a world where the only thing that matters is having fun. No need to justify your decisions here – just build, explore, and enjoy the freedom of Minecraft!

GazaCraft Minecraft Server

aid cuts, aid restrictions, Conflict, Crisis, Diplomacy, foreign policy, gaza, GazaCraft, geopolitical tensions, Humanitarian Aid, INAUGURATION, international relations, Israel, israel palestine, MIDDLE EAST, Middle East peace, Minecraft, Palestinian territories, Politics, Server, trump, Trump administration, united states

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	2090
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	25
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	5

Yo, u gotta join dis cray cray Minecraft server cuz we got more drama den Trump’s inauguration! We be like Israel tryna limit humanitarian aid to Gaza but instead of dat, we be limitin’ da amount of creepers dat explode in yo face! Ain’t nobody got time for dat, amirite?

We got so much chaos and madness on dis server, it’s like a soap opera on steroids! Join us if u wanna experience da thrill of not knowin’ what’s gonna happen next. Will u build a majestic castle or get blown up by a sneaky Enderman? Da suspense is killin’ us!

Plus, we got da best community in da Minecraft universe. We be supportin’ each other like a dysfunctional family at Thanksgiving dinner. So come on down and be part of da madness! Who needs humanitarian aid when u got a bunch of blocky friends to have yo back? Let’s get this party started, y’all!