Welcome to TheCrib, where even your virtual home has a mortgage on SMP with a side of communal chaos! 🏡 #MinecraftMadness

Server Type	Survival, SMP, Factions, Anarchy
Supported Platforms	Java & Bedrock
Java Versions	1.7 to latest
Server IP	thecribmc.us.to
Bedrock Port	19132
Discord Server	discord.gg/thecribmc
Wiki	wiki.thecrib.live

GirlCraft – No Boys Allowed!

Allowed, body image issues, body positivity, Boundaries, Boys, Communication Issues, feeling exposed, feeling uncomfortable, friendship drama, Girlcraft, girls night out, group dynamics, leaving a social event, leaving a toxic situation, peer pressure, self esteem, self-care, size discrimination, social dynamics, standing up for yourself, toxic friendships, uncomfortable seating

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	8590
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	37	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Astral Projections Made:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	11
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	32	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8
Crops Grown:	8228	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	5054
Gnome Villages Protected:	5	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server where drama is at an all-time high? Look no further than our server, where you can experience the thrill of being pressured to leave your comfortable spot for a less-than-ideal lounge area just to accommodate your friend’s crush!

Join us and experience the excitement of balancing on a bench with no back support, all while feeling self-conscious in your tight skinny jeans. Who needs a supportive cushion when you have the thrill of constantly balancing to avoid falling?

But wait, there’s more! Get ready for the ultimate showdown with your friends as they call you dramatic and shitty for leaving over a seat. Will you be the asshole in this intense game of friendship drama? Join our server now to find out!

CraftyFeminist Minecraft Server

Afghanistan, Conflict, conservative values, CraftyFeminist, Crisis, extremism, fundamentalism, gender equality, Gender Roles, HUMAN RIGHTS, international community, Islamic, leadership, Minecraft, peace negotiations, political turmoil, power struggle, religious beliefs, Server, Social Issues, splits, Taliban, WOMENS RIGHTS

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	5556
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Animals Bred:	138
Goblin Markets Raided:	10	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	28	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Chimeras Created:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8

come join our epic minecraft server where the taliban is in crisis cuz they cant decide if women should have rights or not 😂😂 like bro just let them mine diamonds in peace 💎🙋‍♀️ our server is so lit that even the taliban can’t resist joining the fun 🤣🤣 we got crazy builds, pvp battles, and even a secret underground base where we hide all the banned players 😈 join now before the taliban figures out how to play minecraft and takes over the server 🚨🚨 #womenminersunite #talibanminecraftdrama

BlockyHungaryEU

Blocking, BlockyHungaryEU, controversy, diplomatic relations, disputes, eastern europe, Eastern Partnership, EU accession process, Euro-Atlantic integration, european integration, european union, foreign affairs, Hungary, international relations, kyiv, MEMBERSHIP, Minister, negotiations, Politics, Ukraine, veto

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	5443
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	6
Mythical Quests Completed:	18	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Phantom Rings Equipped:	14
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2

OMG GUYS, u gotta join dis amazin Minecraft server cuz like, Ukraine’s Euro-Atlantic integration minister is like, tryin to get into da EU but Hungary be blockin dem like a bunch of noobs. So like, come join our server and help Ukraine get into da EU by building epic structures and slayin dragons or whatever. Plus, we got free diamond armor for all new players cuz why not, amirite? So come on, join da fun and let’s show Hungary who’s boss in dis wacky Minecraft world!

Galileo’s Space Telescope

Galileos, Space, telescope

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	5147
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Rune Stones Activated:	9	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12

come join our minecraft server and experience the universe expanding so fast that galileo’s telescope was like “woah dude, slow down!” we have so many planets to explore, you’ll feel like a space cowboy riding a meteor through the cosmos.

we have diamond rain on jupiter, creeper-infested moons, and even a secret portal to the land of unicorns. our community is so friendly, you’ll think you’re chatting with aliens from a far-off galaxy.

so grab your pickaxe, hop on a rocket ship, and join us for the most out-of-this-world minecraft adventure you’ve ever experienced. just remember, in space, no one can hear you scream…unless you’re on our discord channel. then everyone can hear you scream.

BoomerVeggieWasteCraft

#sustainability, 20s, 60s, age of household head, BoomerVeggieWasteCraft, carbon footprint, climate change, CO2 emissions, environmental impact, food consumption, food disposal, food production, food purchasing habits, food sustainability, food waste reduction, fruits and vegetables, household demographics, life cycle greenhouse gases, older households, per capita food waste, waste management

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	4892
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	12
Dragon Eggs Found:	4574	Mines Excavated:	1686
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Farms Harvested:	887
Lunar Scepters Activated:	5	Soul Swords Wielded:	4

Yo, dis server be da bomb diggity, ya feel me? We got so much crazy stuff goin’ on, you won’t even believe it, man! Like, did you know that on dis server, we got a secret underground city filled with diamond blocks and gold ore? Yeah, you heard me right, we ballin’ out here!

And get this, fam – we got a pet zombie named Zombo who be protectin’ our base from creepers and skeletons. He even knows how to do the floss dance, it’s lit! Plus, we got a roller coaster that takes you on a wild ride through a lava-filled volcano. It’s like Disneyland, but way more dangerous!

Oh, and don’t even get me started on our epic PvP battles. We got players dukin’ it out with diamond swords and enchanted armor, it’s a bloodbath out there! But hey, that’s just how we roll on dis server – no mercy, no prisoners!

So come join us on dis insane Minecraft server, where the food waste is low but the fun is off the charts! Trust me, you won’t regret it, bro. Let’s get this party started!

Pixel Fusion Realms 1.20.5

1.20.5, ACO, ai, aids, AMD GPU, Archive, AUTOMATIC1111, Bing, Characters, civitai, ComfyUI, controlnet, Copilot, ddg, DEGenrated Art, EDG, Embeddings, FAQ, Forge, Fusion, hdg, kdg, ldg, Link Hub, LoRa Training, models, Online Image Generators, OP Pasta, PIXEL, Pokemon Go, porn, prompts, Realms, Related boards, Samplers, SDG, SLOP, Tags for Prompting, Tensor, To the polls, Trash, udg, vtai, ydg

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	3004
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	73	Potions Brewed:	135
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	7168
Goblin Markets Raided:	8	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	13
Enchantments Applied:	297	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Runes Activated:	5	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5

Yo, bros and broettes! Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, do I have a treat for you! Join our server for the ultimate Pokemon Go To the Polls Edition experience!

We’ve got more mods than you can shake a stick at, including ComfyUI for the experienced players, Automatic1111 for the beginners, and Forge for those who like to live life on the edge.

But wait, there’s more! We’ve got online image generators like Bing/Copilot, Civitai, and Tensor to take your creations to the next level.

And don’t even get me started on our FAQ section – we’ve got tags for prompting, models, embeddings, characters, and more. Plus, our link hub will blow your mind!

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild ride through the craziest Minecraft server you’ve ever seen. Trust me, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, who knows?).

ProteinPowderPillage – Minecraft Server

aita, anger, Boundaries, Communication, Conflict Resolution, Confrontation, family dynamics, guest, household etiquette, invasion of privacy, Minecraft, missing items, personal property, personal space, protein powder, ProteinPowderPillage, Respect, respect for belongings, Server, stealing, suspicion, theft, Trust

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	3841
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	498
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	37
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Falling into the Void:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	20	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	11
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	45	Meteorites Collected:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your brother’s girlfriend’s stealing habits? Look no further! Join our server for a chance to experience the thrill of virtual theft without any real-life consequences.

We promise a hair-raising adventure as you navigate through our pixelated world, where you never know what items might mysteriously disappear from your inventory. Will it be a bag of protein powder, a shoe horn, or even hair clippers? The possibilities are endless!

So come on down to our server and see if you have what it takes to outwit the sneaky thieves lurking in the shadows. Who knows, you might even uncover the truth behind the missing items and become the hero of the server. Join now and let the madness begin!

NoVacayForYouCraft

Accommodation, adaptation, Beach, close friends, difficult situation, Disappointment, extreme reaction, flexibility, friendship, guilt trip, husband, Kids, NoVacayForYouCraft, outing, Plans, RESPONSIBILITY, separation, single mom, Struggle, travel, vacation

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	1544
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	433	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	21	Rune Stones Activated:	4
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	13	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	59	Dragon Eggs Found:	534
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1

Are you tired of being guilt-tripped into changing your plans by your single mom friend with two kids? Look no further, join our Minecraft server for a vacation away from all the drama!

On our server, you can escape to a world where you don’t have to worry about accommodating anyone else’s needs but your own. Build your dream vacation home on the beach without having to worry about planning around someone else’s kids.

And don’t worry, there won’t be any extreme reactions or guilt-tripping here! Just pure, unadulterated fun in a virtual paradise. So come join us and leave all your real-life drama behind. After all, it’s not your resp to ensure someone else has a travel buddy, right? 😉

InstaCrafted – Social Media Apocalypse

Apocalypse, end of social media, InstaCrafted, Media, Social, social media, social media addiction, social media behavior, social media communication, social media consequences, social media culture, social media disappearance, social media effects, social media future, social media impact, social media influence, social media marketing, social media platforms, social media relationships, social media society, social media technology, social media trends., social media users

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	6425
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	15	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Gnome Villages Protected:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	15
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Holy Grails Found:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	40

Imagine a world where social media suddenly disappeared – no more selfies, no more memes, no more stalking your ex’s new relationship. Sounds like a nightmare, right? But fear not, because on our Minecraft server, you can escape the chaos of a social media-less world and immerse yourself in a pixelated paradise!

Join us and experience the thrill of building your own virtual empire, battling it out with other players in epic PvP battles, and embarking on quests to find the legendary diamond sword of truth (spoiler alert: it’s hidden in a secret dungeon guarded by a pack of angry creepers).

Forget about likes and followers – on our server, the only thing that matters is how many virtual chickens you can wrangle in a minute. So come on down and join us for a wild ride through the wacky world of Minecraft, where social media may have ended, but the fun is just getting started!

Stream Bitching & Building 1.21.3

#venting, 1.21.3, ANNOYING, attention seeking, attention seeking behavior, bitching, building, complaining, constant complaining, dissatisfaction, Drama, emotional outbursts., excessive talking, negative energy, Negativity, online content, ranting, repetitive content, self-absorbed, Stream, streaming, toxic behavior, Unhappy, unproductive

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	2270
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	3654	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Orbs of Power Found:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Demon Skulls Collected:	14	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Magic Wands Crafted:	6	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	10	Astral Mages Summoned:	1

Bro, listen up, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like a virtual therapy session but with blocks and creepers.

You know how sometimes life sucks and you just wanna scream into the void? Well, on this server, you can build a giant statue of yourself screaming and then blow it up with TNT.

Forget about all the drama and negativity, just focus on building epic structures and trolling your friends. It’s like a digital escape from all the whining and bitching in the real world.

Plus, there are mini-games and events that will make you laugh so hard, you’ll forget why you were ever sad in the first place. Trust me, this server is the ultimate mood booster.

BralessGymWarrior

braless at gym, BralessGymWarrior, gym attire, gym attire controversy, gym behavior, gym clothing, gym comfort, gym confrontation, gym dress, gym dress code, gym dress code dispute, gym embarrassment, gym employee, gym etiquette, gym experience, gym outfit, gym rules, gym workout, refusing to wear bra, underage person

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	212
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12
Haunted Chests Opened:	9	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Divine Spears Created:	22	Phantom Rings Equipped:	16
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7

Are you tired of boring gyms where they make you wear a bra just to workout? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the place for you! We embrace freedom and comfort, so feel free to let those pixels bounce around without any restrictions.

Join our server and experience the thrill of building your own gym where bras are banned and nipples are celebrated. Show off your pixelated assets while working out with other players who share your love for braless freedom.

Don’t let anyone tell you what to wear, especially not some angry lady who can’t handle a little bit of pixelated skin. Join our server and let your virtual boobs hang out with pride. Who needs bras when you have the power of Minecraft on your side?

So come on, join us and say goodbye to bra restrictions in the virtual world. Let’s make Minecraft great again, one braless block at a time!

BlockDreamz

achievement, Adventure, BlockDreamz, creativity, daydreaming, discovery, Dream car, dream home, dream job, Dream lifestyle, dream vacation, Exploration, imagination, meditation, mindfulness, Nature, personal growth, Relaxation, self improvement, success, travel

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	6945
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15	Potions Brewed:	49
Glorious Feasts Held:	12	Cosmic Pies Baked:	10
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to fulfill all your wildest fantasies…non-sexual ones, of course!

Join our server and let your imagination run wild as you build the most epic structures you’ve ever dreamed of. From towering castles made entirely of diamond blocks to roller coasters that defy the laws of physics, the possibilities are endless!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground society of talking pigs who have mastered the art of disco dancing. Join them in their underground dance parties and learn their funky moves to impress your friends.

So why wait? Join our server today and start living out your wildest non-sexual fantasies in the world of Minecraft!

AI Monster Realm 1.20.4

1.20.4, Apocalyptic, Artificial Intelligence, computer-generated, Cyberpunk, dark fantasy, Digital Monsters, Dystopia, FANTASY, Future, generated monsters, Horror, LAIN, machine learning, Monster, Real World, Realm, scary AI, Sci Fi, simulation, Technology, Videos, virtual reality

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	1894
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Orbs of Power Found:	9	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Mythical Relics Collected:	16	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5

Yo, imagine if those creepy AI monsters from the videos decided to come to life and take over the world like in that anime Lain! But don’t worry, we’ve got the perfect Minecraft server where you can escape from the chaos and build your own epic world.

Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, hilarious shenanigans, and maybe even a few unexpected surprises along the way. Who knows, you might even run into some of those AI monsters and have to fight them off with nothing but your trusty pickaxe and sword.

So if you’re looking for a server that’s out of this world (literally), then come on down and join us for a totally bonkers time. Just watch out for any rogue AI monsters trying to sneak up on you while you’re building your masterpiece!

NoInkForStepkid

acceptance, aita, Asshole, baby, Body, Boyfriend, care, child, children, family, Honor, love, name.., NoInkForStepkid, relationship, Rocky, rocky relationship, sibling, stepchildren, stepfamily, tattoo

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	7617
Rating:	4.7 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Alien Abductions:	0
Dark Rituals Completed:	4	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	53
Ether Blades Crafted:	10	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Come join our server where we have more drama than a reality TV show!

Just like this player’s rocky relationship, our server is full of twists and turns that will keep you on your toes. Will you build alliances or start wars with other players? The choice is yours!

And just like this player’s dilemma about getting a tattoo, on our server, you can customize your character with all sorts of crazy designs. Want a tattoo of a creeper riding a unicorn? We got you covered!

So come join us and experience the chaos for yourself. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a love triangle with two other players over a diamond sword!

LonelyCraft

alienated, disregarded, friendless, ignored, ISOLATED, Loneliness, LonelyCraft, ostracized, outcast, shunned, signs of being disliked, social rejection, unaccepted, unacknowledged, unappreciated, uninvited, Unloved, unpopular, unvalued, unwanted, Unwelcome

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	6871
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	9	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Crystal Wands Charged:	14	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Meteorites Collected:	0	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Enchantments Applied:	268

When even the creepers avoid blowing you up because they can’t stand your presence, it’s a sure sign that you need to join our Minecraft server. Our community is so welcoming that even the Ender Dragon will offer you a ride on its back just to get away from you. Plus, rumor has it that Notch himself logs on just to see how you’re doing because your presence is just that legendary. So come join us and experience the ultimate validation of being disliked by absolutely no one!

New Minecraft Servers 2025

Welcome to TheCrib, where even your virtual home has a mortgage on SMP with a side of communal chaos! 🏡 #MinecraftMadness

TheCrib Minecraft Server Overview

FAQs

1. How can I join TheCrib Minecraft Server?

2. What type of gameplay does TheCrib offer?

3. Are there any specific rules to follow on the server?

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