Welcome to The Gates of Valhalla SMP: Where the only thing custom is the players’ terrible building skills!

blood moon, Builder, building, Challenges, Community, Custom, dynamic, Events, Evolving, Explorer, friendship, GATES, Loot, Minecraft, new world, Players, Quests, Server, Skills, smp, storylines, strategy, Survival, teamwork, Terrible, Valhalla, warrior

Valhalla Minecraft Server Overview

Features	Step Beyond Ordinary Gaming – Welcome to Valhalla!
	Innovative Progression Like Never Before
	Fresh, Untouched World Awaits
	Unleash Your Inner Hero with Epic Quests
	Survive the Night’s Perils
	Join a Thriving, Close-Knit Community
	Jump In Now – The Server Just Opened!

FAQ

What is the server IP?

The server IP is gates.ValhallaCraft.org

How can I join the Discord server?

You can join the Discord server at https://www.valhallacraft.org

What makes Valhalla different from other Minecraft servers?

Valhalla offers innovative progression, a fresh world to explore, epic quests, challenges during the night, and a thriving community.

Are there weekly events on the server?

Yes, Valhalla hosts weekly events that test player skills and creativity.

Can I choose my role in the game (builder, explorer, warrior)?

Yes, there is a place for all types of players in Valhalla, whether you prefer building, exploring, or battling.

Is the server new or has it been around for a while?

The server has just opened, so this is the perfect time to join and be part of the community from the beginning.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	93/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Magic Items Found:	5530	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	9

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

Captain Crunch’s Crazy Craft – Sail the Seven Biomes on Version 1.20.4!

1.20.4, Adventure, Biomes, building, captain, Community, Craft, Crafting, crazy, Crunchs, Events, Exploration, FANTASY, gameplay, Minecraft, Minigames, Mining, mobs, Mods, multiplayer, Redstone, Resource Gathering, role playing, sail, Sandbox, Server, smp, Survival, Version

Corsaire Minecraft Server

Server Name	Corsaire
Theme	Golden Age of Piracy
Map	Custom 1:100 Caribbean map

Features

Build real warships: Construct fully functional ships, whether it’s a brigantine, carrack, or an enormous galleon. Ships can move, fire, and sink, allowing you to control the seas!
Wars: Rise to power by creating conflict and declaring war on other nations. Invade with warships, artillery, and your army.
Player-driven economy: Players control the economy. Create your own markets, trade with others, and become an economic powerhouse.

IP: Server is not released yet, join our discord server for more information!

Discord: https://discord.gg/corsaire-1142554818578231306

FAQ

Question	Answer
Can I build my own town?	Yes, players can run their own towns and nations on the server.
Can I create my own warships?	Yes, players can build real warships such as brigantines, carracks, and galleons.
How can I become a dominant power on the server?	Players can rise to power by creating conflict, declaring wars on other nations, and forming strong militaries.
Is the economy player-driven?	Yes, players have control over the economy. They can create markets, trade with others, and become economic powerhouses.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	91/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	490	Falling into the Void:	3
Crystal Caves Mapped:	7	Fairy Circles Danced In:	6
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Magic Crystals Found:	24

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

The Blocky Bazaar Minecraft Server

bazaar, Beers, blocky, forgetting, Friends, growth, introspection, Memories, mindfulness, Minecraft, Music, Nostalgia, past, Piano Covers, Reflection, Reminiscing, SELF AWARENESS, self improvement, self reflection, Server, Store, teens, whisky

🍺 Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only currency is whisky and beers! Buy a whisky to show off your sophistication, and grab 4 beers to pretend you have friends (even though they’re just pixels on a screen).

🎹 Join us for some epic piano covers of nostalgic tunes from your teen years, and try to remember what it was like back then when your only worry was which emo song to put on your Myspace profile.

🤪 Forget all your troubles and dive into our virtual world where the only thing that matters is having a good time and building the craziest creations you can imagine. Who needs reality when you can have this much fun in Minecraft? Join us now and let the insanity begin! 🤣🎮🍻

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	106/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Holy Grails Found:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Mysterious Portals Opened:	7	Glorious Feasts Held:	19

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

Sulemt hELL Minecraft SMP

12 inch feet, foot fantasy, foot fetish, foot massage, foot play, foot spa, foot treatment, foot worship, Hell, indulgence, Joimes, long toes, luxury, MASSAGE, Minecraft, pampering, pedicure, Relaxation, self-care, smp, Sulemt, what now

Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to have a good time! Join us for epic adventures, crazy builds, and hilarious shenanigans. Need a break from the chaos of real life? Come chill with us and let your worries melt away as you explore our insane world.

Why should you join, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs. Trust us, you’ve never seen anything like it. And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about the fact that our resident llama, Larry, can breakdance better than most players?

Oh, and did we mention the legendary 12-inch feet massages? Yeah, that’s right. Our VIP players get exclusive access to the most relaxing foot rubs in all of Minecraft. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let the madness begin!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	102/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Herobrine Sightings:	6
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	36	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Buildings Constructed:	26
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1
Astral Amulets Crafted:	19	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

CraftyFamily Minecraft Server

aita, BETRAYAL, Communication, confession, CraftyFamily, DAUGHTER, Dilemma, family, Father, GENIUS, Guilt, Honesty, Minecraft, Mother, parenting, Plan, Promise, relationships, Schoolwork, secret, Server, teenager, Trust

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as sneaky as a teenage mastermind? Look no further! Join our server for the ultimate mind games and deception.

Imagine a world where you can pretend to be a Minecraft noob while secretly being a Minecraft pro, just like this daughter pretending to slack off in school while actually acing her exams.

Betray your friends’ trust, create elaborate schemes, and keep everyone on their toes. Just like this dad who spilled the beans on his daughter’s genius plan, you’ll never know who’s plotting behind your back on our server.

So if you’re ready for some next-level trickery and mind-bending fun, join our server now! Just remember, trust no one…especially your own family members.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	103/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	30	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Chimeras Created:	3
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Astral Orbs Gathered:	12	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

TherapyRantCraft

birthday celebrations, blended family, Decision making, Family Therapy, favorite foods, food allergies, rant, sandwich, SNACKS, step siblings, therapy session, TherapyRantCraft, Traditions

Are you tired of boring family therapy sessions with your dad, his wife, and your stepsiblings? Join our Minecraft server for a wild and wacky time that will make you forget all about blended family drama!

On our server, you can build sandwiches to your heart’s content without any restrictions. No more food allergies holding you back from enjoying your favorite snacks! Plus, we have a noodle bar where you can feast like a king without worrying about allergies ruining the fun.

Say goodbye to boring birthday celebrations at “acceptable” restaurants and hello to epic parties with your friends on our server. We promise no one will cut you out of photos or force you to celebrate with people you don’t care about.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server now and let the fun begin! Just make sure to watch out for angry dads and upset stepmoms – they might not be as understanding as we are. 😉 #MinecraftFamilyDrama #SandwichesForDays

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	95/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	18	Dragons Tamed:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

SMP LoveQuest: NoBadTraits

bad traits, Communication Issues, compatibility, controlling behavior, dishonesty, Disrespect, immaturity, Infidelity, Insecurity, lack of ambition, lack of empathy, laziness, long term, LoveQuest, NoBadTraits, partner, red flags, relationship, Selfishness, smp, toxic behavior, trust issues, warning signs

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone takes things way too seriously? Do you want to join a wacky and wild community where the only rule is to have fun? Look no further than our Minecraft SMP!

Join us if you’re sick of partners who hoard all the diamonds for themselves or who constantly steal your crops. On our server, we have a strict ban on players who exhibit these “bad” traits. We believe in sharing the wealth and working together to create a thriving virtual world.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to some of the craziest love stories you’ll ever hear. From players who met while fighting off hordes of zombies to couples who built entire kingdoms together, you never know what romantic adventures await you on our server.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP where the only thing more abundant than diamonds is laughter, come join us today! Who knows, you might just find your perfect partner in crime (or mining) along the way.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	96/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	20	Players Killed by Monsters:	9740
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Epic Quests Completed:	6	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Enchantments Applied:	165
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	26	Chimeras Created:	3

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

CreepersStillBlowingUpIn2024

2024.., Challenges, climate change, Communication, Corruption, CreepersStillBlowingUpIn2024, discrimination, education, environmental degradation, Healthcare, HUMAN RIGHTS, INEQUALITY, Infrastructure, innovation, justice system, Political unrest, POVERTY, progress, resilience, societal issues, Technology

Tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild circus on steroids! Join us for the most insane and outrageous Minecraft experience you’ll ever have.

Why should you join? Well, for starters, we have flying pigs that shoot lasers out of their eyes. Yes, you heard that right. And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about the fact that our server is run by a group of highly trained ninja llamas who will protect you from any griefers or trolls that dare to step foot in our world.

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground bunker filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams. Rumor has it that there’s a diamond the size of a house hidden somewhere in our world. Will you be the one to find it?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life. Trust us, you won’t regret it.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	95/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	7	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	10
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	21

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

CraftyGrannies: 100+ and Still Mining!

aging, Aging population, centenarians, CraftyGrannies, demographics, Elderly, elderly women, health, Japan, japanese, life expectancy, Lifestyle, long life, Longevity, Mining, over 100, Population, senior citizens, statistics, supercentenarians, wellness, Women

LOL JOIN OUR SERVER AND YOU’LL LIVE TO BE 100 LIKE THESE JAPANESE LEGENDS. WE GOT MAGIC MINECRAFT WATER THAT MAKES YOU AGE BACKWARDS. YOU’LL BE BUILDING BLOCKS LIKE A TEENAGER AGAIN. PLUS, OUR SERVER HAS A SECRET JAPANESE TEA PARTY EVERY SUNDAY WHERE YOU CAN CHILL WITH THESE CENTENARIAN QUEENS. COME ON, WHO DOESN’T WANNA BE A MINECRAFT GRANNY WITH MAD BUILDING SKILLS? JOIN NOW AND LIVE FOREVER, BABY!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	106/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	6
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	17
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	31	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

Ventilator Vibes

air sacs, cells, collapse, Compare, Damage, direct, first time, injurious, injury, lung cells, LUNGS, mechanical ventilation, REOPENING, researchers, scientists, shear stress, shear stress damage, types of injury, Ventilator, ventilator model, ventilator-on-a-chip, VIBES

come join our epic minecraft server where we have scientists comparing different kinds of injury like in a crazy science experiment! we got ventilator-on-a-chip models and researchers finding out that shear stress from collapsing and reopening air sacs is the most injurious type of damage! it’s like a wild science fair but in minecraft! come see the madness and join now for a chance to witness the chaos firsthand! who knew science could be so lit in minecraft?!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	102/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	7	Wyrmholes Dug:	10
Goblin Markets Raided:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	49

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

ArtisNetwork

Survival

Welcome to the ArtisNetwork. This server is made for the people cracked/premium , java/pe to play together and spend a quality time with your friends. This Server Is Made For Survival Server Lovers. Crazy Futures and so all. We hope you will really enjoy !. Join now and become a part of this Comunity.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	99/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	24	Shadow Figures Spotted:	3
Cozy Campfires Lit:	10	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	4291	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

macaroni-land

Cross-Play, Custom Enchants, Faction, Factions, Frog, great day, large biomes, Mini Games, Player-owned, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Rtp, rules, Shop, Spawn, Structures, Survival, thank you, TOWN, Tpa, Warp, Waystones, world gen

greetings and welcome to our server page, macaroni-land is survival-factionsque server we’re not sure what to call it but HEY here we are, now we got fairly simple stuff like large biomes, a low theme basically wanna make a town go nuts wanna make a faction and pillage the lands that’s great legit do what you do, just don’t break the like 4-5 rules we have which are legit just to help with the clowns you know no spamming no script clients stuff like that, currently we don’t have much up but we do have a very small shop at spawn so that’s cool now planned mini-games think spleef, some pvp gamemode’s stuff like that among other little trinkets, now currently we have the following = a simple shop at spawn + some player owned ones = RTP + TPA = large biomes world gen like they be big = a spawn warp along with tpa and waystones for fast travel = the frog(cool) = custom enchants and structures so yes if you would like to give us a shot we say thank you

thanks for reading and we hope to see you on thank you and have a great day.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	106/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	755	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	73	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Secret Passages Found:	8
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Void Armor Forged:	15

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

⚡ KAIF MINE 😈 OFFICIAL PROJECT OF MORGENSHTERN ⚡ Minecraft server

Among us, Ant Battle, Bed wars, build battle, Castle Battle, cs go, Deathrun, Egg wars, Hide and seek, Hobo Survival, Hunger Games, KAIF MINE, Lucky blocks, Maniac, Mario Party, Minecraft, Mob Arena, MORGENSHTERN, Official, one block, Paintball, Parkour, Project, Quake, Server, Sky Wars, Skyblock, Spleef, TNT Run

The owner of the server «KAIF MINE OFFICIAL PROJECT OF MORGENSHTERN» has not added a description yet. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	94/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10
Ores Mined:	6990	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	198	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

Udderly Newborn Calf Minecraft Server

#breastfeeding, baby animals, baby bonding, Bonding, Calf, caretaking, Feeding, infant care, infant feeding, lactation, mammal, maternal bond, maternal instinct, maternal love, Minecraft, Motherhood, newborn, newborn calf, newborn care, nursing, Nurturing, Server, suckling, Udderly, udders

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us and experience the thrill of nursing on udders like a newborn calf! That’s right, we’ve got cows galore just waiting for you to suckle on their milk-filled teats. But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground cow cult that worships the sacred bovine goddess Moo-la. Will you join their ranks and ascend to dairy divinity? Only on our server! So what are you waiting for? Join now and start your journey to udderly ridiculous greatness!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	109/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	7939	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Lunar Scepters Activated:	5	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Mythical Relics Collected:	12
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Forbidden Relics Collected:	7

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

Poojeet Influx Minecraft SMP

Canada, CHANGE, college, Diversity, Economy, employment, Flood, Future, immigration, Indians, influx, international students, Jobs, Migration, Mind, Minecraft, policy, Poojeet, poojeets, skilled labor, smp, trump, University, Workforce

Are you tired of being surrounded by poojeets in Canada? Looking for a fresh start where you won’t be flooded with thousands of Indians looking for jobs? Look no further than our Minecraft SMP! Join us and escape the impending poojeet invasion. Build your dream base, explore new lands, and avoid the dreaded poojeet takeover. Don’t let Trump’s decisions dictate your Minecraft experience – join us now and game in peace!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	95/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	16	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

OkayWomanRescue Minecraft Server

apartment complex, Argument, BYSTANDER, Community, concern, Cultural differences, domestic violence, ethical dilemma, gender dynamics, intervention, Minecraft, moral responsibility, Moving, new environment, OkayWomanRescue, public confrontation, Race, racial tension, Safety, Server, Social Interaction, social norms, WOMAN

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we value heroic acts like checking in on your fellow players! Join us for epic adventures and heart-pounding moments, just like the time our player bravely intervened in a parking lot dispute between two NPCs.

Imagine the thrill of standing up to a virtual bully and being called a Karen for your efforts. But fear not, on our server, you’ll be hailed as a hero for your courage in the face of adversity.

So come on over and join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns. Who knows, you might just save the day and become a legend in our virtual world. Don’t miss out on the fun – join now and let the games begin!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	108/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	7
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	9
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5	Magic Wands Crafted:	8
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.