Welcome to Bloom SMP, where we celebrate our love for semi-vanilla survival! No square brackets or curly braces allowed.

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Bloom SMP Minecraft Server

Overview:

IP	play.bloomsmp.net
Joinable Versions	1.9 – 1.21

Features:

Anti griefing
Cross play
A welcoming community
An active Discord
A friendly staff team
Regular events

Bloom SMP is not modded, but does contain gameplay enhancing plugins. Please keep things friendly to ensure a good playing experience for everyone, our mod team will keep an eye out.

Website: https://bloomsmp.net

Discord: https://discord.gg/bloomsmp

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions:

Question	Answer
Is the server modded?	No, Bloom SMP is not modded but does have gameplay enhancing plugins.
What versions of Minecraft can I join with?	You can join with versions 1.9 to 1.21.
Is griefing allowed?	No, there is anti-griefing measures in place to protect player builds.
Is there an active Discord community?	Yes, there is an active Discord server for Bloom SMP.

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	98/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	25	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Chimeras Created:	4	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4	Mines Excavated:	4425
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

PerfektionCraft

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Join our Minecraft server and experience a world where every block is perfectly placed, just like in that one movie where the director was a block placing genius. Rumor has it, the entire movie was actually filmed in our server because it was just that good. So if you want to be a part of cinematic history and witness the ultimate block placing experience, come join us now!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	104/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	15
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

EuroDroneWar Minecraft Server

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lolz join our epic minecraft server cuz we got a dutch defense minister who will give u 400 mln euros for a drone action plan with ukraine like wut even is that??? come build ur own drone army and take over the server with ur epic flying machines. who needs diamonds when u got drones, amirite??? plus, u might even get to meet the dutch defense minister in game and get some insider tips on how to rule the world with ur drones. join now and start ur journey to world domination, one drone at a time!!!! #dronelife #minecraftmadness #dutchdefenseministerOP

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	101/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	4	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	40
Epic Shields Constructed:	36	Crystal Caves Mapped:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	9	Herobrine Sightings:	10
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	24
Dimension Hops:	5	Void Gems Collected:	31

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

PentaCraft Defense Summit

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OMG U GUYS U HAVE TO JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ DA DEFENSE CHIEFS OF US AND ISRAEL R GONNA MEET AT DA PENTAGON ON OCT 9 AND WE GONNA HAVE A PARTY AFTER AND BUILD A GIANT PENTAGON IN DA GAME AND BATTLE IT OUT LIKE EPIC WARRIORS. U DONT WANNA MISS DIS, IT GONNA BE LIT AF. JOIN NOW OR U GONNA REGRET IT 4EVA. #PENTAGONPARTY #EPICBATTLES #MINECRAFTCRAZINESS

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	105/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Treasure Maps Found:	9	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	159
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	186	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	10	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

NostalgiaCraft: Where our spawn builds are older than most players! Join our ancient economy today!

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NostalgiaCraft <a href="https://newminecraftservers.com/servers/%ec%a0%95%ec%a0%95/">Server</a>

NostalgiaCraft Server Overview

Trailer/Showcase	Watch Here
IP Address	mc.NostalgiaCraft.fun
Discord	Join Here

What’s Unique About Nostalgiacraft

Established in 2020 with no frequent resets
Large world border of 300k x 300k
Vanilla item-based economy for shops and trading
Strictly Vanilla+ gameplay enhancements
Graylist system for safety in spawn area
Active community and Discord presence
Dedicated server for smooth gameplay

Join NostalgiaCraft today for a cozy, high-quality, and fun SMP experience!

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
Is there an application process to join?	No, simply join the server using the IP address provided.
Are there frequent world resets?	No, unless there are significant changes in world generation by Mojang.
What plugins are used on the server?	The server strictly adheres to Vanilla+ gameplay with no additional plugins introducing new mechanics.
How large is the world border?	The world border is 300k x 300k due to dedicated server storage.
Is PvP allowed in the spawn area?	No, the spawn area (1400 x 1400) is a safe zone for community interaction without PvP or stealing threats.

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	103/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	30
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	23	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

Who is this beauty?! Minecraft Server

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Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story about our server…

Once upon a time, there was a player who stumbled upon our server and was immediately greeted by a herd of dancing llamas wearing top hats. Yes, you read that right. These llamas were busting out some serious moves to the tune of “Baby Shark” and the player couldn’t stop laughing.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where villagers let loose and show off their best dance moves. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a zombie breakdancing next to a creeper doing the moonwalk.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted gear waiting to be discovered by the bravest of adventurers. Will you be the one to find it?

So come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few exploding creepers). Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	105/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	4	Crops Grown:	3751
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	30
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	7
Treasure Maps Found:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6	Royal Courts Attended:	5

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

Slop Eaters Minecraft SMP

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Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP, where the pigs rule the land and the slop is always flowing! Join us for non-stop commercials from WWE, because nothing gets you in the mood to mine and craft like watching wrestling superstars promote our server.

But that’s not all, folks! Our server is home to the legendary Pig King, who wears a crown made of diamonds and rules over all the bacon-loving citizens with an iron hoof. Rumor has it that if you can defeat the Pig King in a bacon-eating contest, you’ll be granted access to the secret Pig Palace, where all your wildest pork-related dreams come true.

So come on down to our Minecraft SMP and feast with the piggies, because on our server, the slop is always plentiful and the adventures are never-ending. Just remember to bring your appetite and a sense of humor, because things can get pretty silly around here!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	109/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	117	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

ToxicExGirlfriend – Minecraft SMP

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So you finally decided to break up with your toxic ex? Well, let me tell you, joining our Minecraft SMP is the best decision you could make after that! Our server is like a therapy session, but with blocks and creepers. Build your way to healing and leave all that relationship drama behind. Plus, rumor has it that diamonds have magical healing powers, so you might just find your heart on the mend while mining for those shiny blue rocks. So come join us and let’s craft our way to a brighter future together!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	102/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	50	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	6
Void Armor Forged:	14	Phantom Blocks Placed:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

BlockyBootyCraft

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Are you tired of feeling like a total noob in the bedroom? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is here to boost your sexual confidence! Join us and you’ll be strutting your stuff like a pro in no time. Our virtual world is filled with sexy pixelated creatures just waiting to be tamed. Who needs real-life experience when you can practice your moves on our server? So come on, what are you waiting for? Get ready to level up your game in more ways than one!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	98/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13	Animals Bred:	143
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

BlockquakeCraft

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Get ready to experience the most explosive Minecraft server ever! Our server is like an ‘earthquake’ of air strikes, but instead of destruction, we bring non-stop fun and chaos! Join us and witness the heaviest Israeli bombing since the war began…in Minecraft!

Build your own bomb shelter to protect yourself from the craziness happening around you. Collect resources to trade with other players for secret weapons and power-ups. Explore our war-torn world and uncover hidden treasures amidst the chaos.

But be warned, this server is not for the faint of heart. Only the bravest and craziest players can survive the madness that awaits. So join us now and be a part of the most explosive Minecraft experience you’ll ever have!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	106/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	15	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

Welcome to Bloom SMP, where we celebrate our love for semi-vanilla survival! No square brackets or curly braces allowed.

Bloom SMP Minecraft Server

Overview:

IP	play.bloomsmp.net
Joinable Versions	1.9 – 1.21

Features:

Anti griefing
Cross play
A welcoming community
An active Discord
A friendly staff team
Regular events

Bloom SMP is not modded, but does contain gameplay enhancing plugins. Please keep things friendly to ensure a good playing experience for everyone, our mod team will keep an eye out.

Website: https://bloomsmp.net

Discord: https://discord.gg/bloomsmp

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions:

Question	Answer
Is the server modded?	No, Bloom SMP is not modded but does have gameplay enhancing plugins.
What versions of Minecraft can I join with?	You can join with versions 1.9 to 1.21.
Is griefing allowed?	No, there is anti-griefing measures in place to protect player builds.
Is there an active Discord community?	Yes, there is an active Discord server for Bloom SMP.

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	101/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	7
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Cozy Campfires Lit:	7	Epic Battles Fought:	5

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

Nordic Beauties Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because on our server, you’ll be living out your wildest fantasies!

Join us and embark on a quest to collect rare items and build the most epic base ever seen in the Minecraft world. But here’s the twist – every time you level up, you’ll be one step closer to fulfilling your ultimate goal of being owed sex by Scandinavian women.

That’s right, on our server, the stakes are high and the rewards are even higher. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for the adventure of a lifetime. Who knows, maybe you’ll be the lucky player who finally gets what they’re owed…

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	91/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Chimeras Created:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Meteorites Collected:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

Why are there so many minecraft smp games at the same time? How do you…

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Are you tired of trying to choose which NFL game to watch because they’re all on at the same time? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft SMP, you can watch all the games at once! That’s right, we have a special plugin that streams every single NFL game directly into the game for your viewing pleasure. Want to watch the Packers take on the Chiefs while also keeping an eye on the Patriots vs. the Buccaneers? No problem! Join our SMP and never miss a second of the action. Plus, rumor has it that if you watch all the games at once, you’ll unlock a secret level where you can play football with creepers and skeletons. So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the ultimate NFL viewing experience in Minecraft!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	90/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7	Potions Brewed:	86
Astral Amulets Crafted:	27	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Wilderness Tamed:	18
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

ChewCraftersAnonymous

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise not to chew loudly or with our mouths wide open while playing! We understand the struggles of misophonia and we’re here to provide a safe and quiet space for all players.

Join us for epic adventures and build your dream world without the fear of triggering any unwanted noises. Our server is a haven for those who need peace and quiet while exploring the blocky universe of Minecraft.

Don’t worry, we won’t roll our eyes or chew obnoxiously like some of those unruly brownie-eating friends. We value friendship, but we value your sanity even more! So come on over and let’s game in harmony, away from the noisy chewers of the world.

Who knew a Minecraft server could be the perfect escape from the horrors of loud chewing? Join us now and let’s build a world where misophonia is just a distant memory.

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	99/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	11	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Phoenix Feathers Found:	6	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	9
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Magic Items Found:	7107
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	39	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

HorrorDeathMinecraftSMP

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Have you ever heard of the player who accidentally punched a creeper thinking it was a friendly cat and got blown to smithereens? Or the one who tried to ride a pig off a cliff but ended up falling to their doom because the pig had a fear of heights? Well, if you want to experience these kinds of epic fails and more, then you need to join our Minecraft SMP!

Our server is filled with crazy adventures, hilarious mishaps, and unexpected twists at every turn. From building massive roller coasters that send players flying into lava pits to organizing sheep races where the winner gets a diamond block, there is never a dull moment on our server.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground bunker filled with rare loot guarded by a team of evil llamas, a haunted mansion where players can test their bravery against spooky ghosts, and a giant statue of a chicken that shoots fireballs at unsuspecting players.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that will keep you on your toes and laughing until your sides hurt, then come join us! Just be prepared for the most outrageous deaths and wildest adventures you’ve ever experienced in the world of Minecraft.

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	100/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Enchantments Applied:	206	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	48	Astral Amulets Crafted:	17
Glorious Feasts Held:	11	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	10	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	43

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

BlockPartyJoy

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Are you ready to experience pure joy and happiness like never before? Join our Minecraft server and prepare to have the happiest moment of your life! Our server is so amazing that players have reported feeling like they’re floating on clouds of pure bliss while playing.

Picture this: you’re peacefully building your dream house when suddenly, a herd of rainbow-colored sheep start dancing around you, showering you with diamonds and emeralds. And just when you think it can’t get any better, a unicorn flies by and offers to give you a ride to the mythical land of unlimited resources.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary laughing llamas, who will entertain you with their hilarious jokes and dance moves. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret disco party cave, where the creepers have traded in their explosive tendencies for some sick dance moves.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server now and get ready for the happiest moment of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	95/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	19	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9	Vanishing Items Found:	5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	121	Ether Blades Crafted:	14
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.