Welcome to Bloom SMP, where we celebrate our love for semi-vanilla survival! No square brackets or curly braces allowed.

Welcome to Bloom SMP, where we celebrate our love for semi-vanilla survival! No square brackets or curly braces allowed.

Bloom SMP Minecraft Server

Overview:

IP play.bloomsmp.net
Joinable Versions 1.9 – 1.21

Features:

Bloom SMP is not modded, but does contain gameplay enhancing plugins. Please keep things friendly to ensure a good playing experience for everyone, our mod team will keep an eye out.

Website: https://bloomsmp.net

Discord: https://discord.gg/bloomsmp

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions:

Question Answer
Is the server modded? No, Bloom SMP is not modded but does have gameplay enhancing plugins.
What versions of Minecraft can I join with? You can join with versions 1.9 to 1.21.
Is griefing allowed? No, there is anti-griefing measures in place to protect player builds.
Is there an active Discord community? Yes, there is an active Discord server for Bloom SMP.

Updated October 7, 2024

Players: 92/600 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.9 / 5
New Chunks Explored: 307243 Meteorites Collected: 1
Mystery Villagers Spotted: 2 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 1
Magic Wands Crafted: 9 Magic Items Found: 5814
Buildings Constructed: 10 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 4
Wailing Winds Heard: 1 Endless Legions Commanded: 13

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

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  • Uncomfortable College Girl in Minecraft SMP

    Uncomfortable College Girl in Minecraft SMP
    Hey gamers, I’ve got a wild story to share about my friend on our Minecraft SMP. She’s a total campus cutie, with blonde hair and blue eyes that shine brighter than diamonds in the sun. But lately, she’s been on edge because of some Haitian migrants who have been giving her the creepy eye.

    These migrants have been lurking around campus, staring at her like she’s a rare diamond in a sea of coal. She’s tried changing her route to class, but they always seem to pop up like daisies in a field. It’s like they have a sixth sense for blondes with blue eyes!

    I mean, it’s ridiculous that she can’t even walk to class without feeling like she’s being undressed by their eyes. It’s like a real-life horror movie, but instead of zombies, it’s creepy migrants giving her the heebie-jeebies.

    So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP where you can escape the creepy stares of migrants and just have a good time building and exploring, then join us! Let’s build a world where everyone feels safe and comfortable, no matter what color their hair or eyes are. And hey, maybe we can even teach those migrants a thing or two about respecting personal space!

    Updated October 7, 2024

    Players: 109/400 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Reality Distortions Fixed: 1 Time-Warping Watches Found: 3
    Cursed Taverns Survived: 4 Meteorite Armor Created: 20
    Zombie Dances: 6 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 2
    Dragon Hoards Looted: 1 Cursed Scrolls Read: 2
    Ores Mined: 2805 Astral Amulets Crafted: 44

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

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  • AnxietyCraft Minecraft Server

    AnxietyCraft Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of helicopter parents hovering over your every move? Join our Minecraft server and experience the freedom you’ve always dreamed of! Our virtual world is a safe space where you can roam free without worrying about background checks for your friends or constant calls from worried parents.

    Imagine a world where you can build your dream house without mom showing up to check on you four times a week. Picture a place where you can explore new lands and go on epic adventures without dad calling the police because he thinks you’ve been kidnapped.

    Join us and leave the real world behind, where you can be the master of your own destiny. No more rules, no more restrictions – just pure, unadulterated fun in a world where the only limit is your imagination.

    So pack your bags (or in this case, your virtual suitcases) and join us on this crazy journey. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a secret portal to escape your overprotective family once and for all. It’s time to break free and become the hero of your own story. See you in the game!

    Updated October 7, 2024

    Players: 108/500 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Cursed Scrolls Read: 2 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 2
    Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 3 Endless Legions Commanded: 14
    Infernal Machines Built: 2 Cursed Lands Purified: 8
    Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 2 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 21
    Crystal Palaces Visited: 2 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 5

    Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

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  • CleanCraft: Wife Edition

    CleanCraft: Wife Edition
    Are you tired of feeling like a lonely, unheard slave in your own home? Do you want to escape to a world where you can be the master of your own destiny? Join our Minecraft server and leave all your real-life troubles behind!

    On our server, you can build your dream home without anyone making a mess or labeling you as “angry.” Want to teach your daughter some independence skills? No problem, she’ll actually listen to you here! And don’t worry about your wife complaining about the mess – on our server, everything stays clean and tidy.

    Escape the cycle of frustration and join our Minecraft server today. Who needs therapy for PTSD when you can just block out the real world and immerse yourself in a virtual paradise? Plus, no one will judge you for wanting to distance yourself from your family – in fact, they’ll probably join you in building a fortress of solitude.

    So what are you waiting for? Leave the drama behind and join our Minecraft server for a truly therapeutic experience. Divorce may be inevitable in real life, but in our virtual world, the only thing you’ll be divorcing is your old, messy life.

    Updated October 7, 2024

    Players: 97/400 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Forgotten Legends Remembered: 10 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 1
    Dragons Adopted as Pets: 1 Dragon Eggs Found: 4703
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 3 Whispering Shadows Heard: 5
    Magical Beanstalks Grown: 5 Living Statues Befriended: 3
    Hedge Mazes Navigated: 3 Whispering Caves Entered: 4

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

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  • CrisisCraft SMP: My Diamond Sword

    CrisisCraft SMP: My Diamond Sword
    Are you tired of mining alone in the dark, feeling like a sad little block? Well, fear not my fellow Minecrafters, because our SMP is here to save the day! Join us and discover a world where creepers are actually just misunderstood pets and diamonds rain from the sky like confetti at a block party.

    Need a break from the real world? Come hang out with us and build a giant rollercoaster that goes through a volcano and over a pit of lava. Who needs therapy when you can ride a minecart through a fiery inferno?

    Feeling lost and alone? Don’t worry, our SMP is like a big dysfunctional family where everyone argues over who gets to be the king of the castle and who has to clean up after the pigs. It’s like a soap opera, but with more explosions and less dramatic close-ups.

    So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild and wacky adventure and let Minecraft be your therapist, your best friend, and your favorite reality show all rolled into one. Trust us, you’ll never look at a blocky world the same way again!

    Updated October 7, 2024

    Players: 105/600 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Dragons Adopted as Pets: 2 Underground Cities Explored: 5
    Wailing Winds Heard: 3 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 2
    Hedge Mazes Navigated: 12 Forbidden Tomes Read: 2
    Titanic Battles Fought: 14 Dragon Eggs Found: 806
    Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 8

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

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  • LoudCarGriefersCraft

    LoudCarGriefersCraft
    Are you tired of hearing those obnoxiously loud vehicles roaring by your house at all hours of the day? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, we have banned all loud vehicles from existence! No more revving engines or screeching tires to ruin your peaceful gaming experience.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret society of llamas who have mastered the art of breakdancing. Watch in awe as these groovy llamas bust out their best moves on the dance floor, all while wearing stylish sunglasses and top hats.

    If that’s not enough to convince you to join, how about the fact that our server is guarded by a team of highly trained ninja chickens? These feathered warriors will protect you from any creepers or zombies that dare to come near you. Plus, they make a mean omelette for breakfast.

    So come on down to our Minecraft server and experience the wackiest, wildest, and most llama-tastic gaming experience of your life! Join now and say goodbye to loud vehicles forever!

    Updated October 7, 2024

    Players: 110/300 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Twisted Realms Survived: 3 Wailing Winds Heard: 4
    Parallel Universes Unraveled: 0 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 2
    Secret Passages Found: 7 Wyrmholes Dug: 4
    Forbidden Grimoires Read: 4 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 5
    Demon Skulls Collected: 15 Heroic Legacies Created: 3

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

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  • SaiedCraft2023

    SaiedCraft2023
    lol come join our epic minecraft server where we vote for the best block and the losers get thrown in jail! saied is our fearless leader who always wins because he can build the best dirt houses! join us for some crazy fun and maybe you’ll get re-elected as the top builder in tunisia!

    Updated October 7, 2024

    Players: 102/900 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Paranormal Events Investigated: 2 Invisible Pathways Walked: 8
    Ethereal Couriers Hired: 5 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 2
    Starry Nights Enjoyed: 49 Horror Stories Survived: 3
    Endless Night Skies: 1 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 2
    Elemental Crystals Collected: 20 Astral Staffs Crafted: 16

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

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  • Gaslighting Gurus: Blame Shifters

    Gaslighting Gurus: Blame Shifters
    Yo yo yo, listen up gamers! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, do I have the server for you! Join us for the craziest, wackiest, most mind-blowing Minecraft experience of your life!

    Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret. Our server is actually run by a group of super intelligent llamas who have mastered the art of Minecraft. They will guide you through epic quests, insane challenges, and mind-boggling puzzles that will leave you questioning your sanity.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where you can dance the night away with creepers, zombies, and even the occasional Ender Dragon. Trust me, you haven’t lived until you’ve done the electric slide with a skeleton.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the wildest ride of your Minecraft life. And remember, the people who accuse others of gaslighting tend to be the ones who are gaslighting them. But don’t worry, our llamas have got your back. Let’s get this party started!

    Updated October 7, 2024

    Players: 100/200 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 4 Dragon Eggs Found: 8694
    Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 4 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 6
    Unique Catgirls Spotted: 12 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 2
    Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 4 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 1
    World-Altering Spells Cast: 2 Invisible Walls Found: 1

    Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

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  • KetoCraft: Carb-Free Adventure

    KetoCraft: Carb-Free Adventure
    LOL DO YOU WANNA JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER?? WELL LET ME TELL YOU, WE GOT MORE FUN THAN A PIG IN A MUD BATH.

    SO BASICALLY, THIS SERVER IS LIKE IF STEVE DECIDED TO EAT NOTHING BUT CAKE AND THEN STARTED FLYING AROUND LIKE A CRAZY CHICKEN.

    WE GOT DIAMONDS COMING OUT OF OUR EARS AND CREEPERS THAT TALK LIKE SHAKESPEARE.

    JOIN US AND YOU’LL BE SWIMMING IN GOLD LIKE A DOLPHIN IN A SEA OF LAVA.

    SO COME ON OVER AND LET’S BUILD A CASTLE MADE OF CHEESE. YEAH, YOU HEARD ME RIGHT, CHEESE.

    DON’T MISS OUT ON THE CRAZIEST MINECRAFT ADVENTURE OF YOUR LIFE. TRUST ME, YOU WON’T REGRET IT.

    Updated October 7, 2024

    Players: 92/900 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Spectral Entities Defeated: 6 Undead Armies Raised: 4
    Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 23 Forbidden Relics Collected: 10
    God-Tier Weapons Forged: 20 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 1
    Meteor Showers Witnessed: 2 Eternal Flames Captured: 4
    Evil Lairs Raided: 3 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 2

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

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  • Modern Anarchy: Where chaos reigns and creepers are the real rulers!

    Modern Anarchy: Where chaos reigns and creepers are the real rulers!

    Welcome to Modern Anarchy – A Dedicated Community of Anarchy Enthusiasts!

    Server IP modern-anarchy.org

    Anarchy at Its Finest with a Dedicated Community:

    Forge Your Path in a Pure Vanilla World:

    World Exploration Extravaganza:

    • Explore a 6 million block-wide world with a 3 million world border.
    • Respawn within 500 blocks of 0 0, allowing you to redefine your survival journey.

    No Teleports, No Shortcuts: Authentic Vanilla Anarchy

    • Hard Difficulty, No Compromises: Test your survival skills in the toughest conditions.
    • Speed and flight hacks limited to encourage pvp; bypass if you can, no rules!
    • Uncover the mysteries below spawn – good luck!

    Shape the Future with Direct Input:

    • Join our Discord and engage with the community.
    • Server owner, Vorlice, is available for technical queries.
    • Launched in July 2023, always synced with the latest version (1.21.1).
    • Powered by robust hardware in New York for a lag-free experience.

    Support the Chaos:

    • Vote or donate to color your name in chat and stand out in the vibrant community.

    Server IP: modern-anarchy.org

    Updated October 7, 2024

    Players: 94/800 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 6 Epic Bosses Defeated: 3
    Whispering Caves Entered: 2 Backwards Speech Heard: 5
    Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 6 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 3
    Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 2 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 2
    Goblin Markets Raided: 7 Haunted Chests Opened: 9

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

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  • MonMon Minecraft Server

    MonMon Minecraft Server
    Are you ready for a wild ride? Join our Minecraft server where chaos reigns supreme and the only rule is to have fun! We’ve got exploding chickens, flying pigs, and a secret underground lair where the creepers throw tea parties. Rumor has it that if you join now, you’ll unlock the ability to ride a llama into battle and shoot fireballs from your fingertips. Plus, word on the street is that a second pregnancy is imminent on the server – who knows what kind of crazy shenanigans that will bring! So come on over and join us for a truly unforgettable Minecraft experience.

    Updated October 7, 2024

    Players: 103/300 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Ender Pearl Glitches: 2 Gods Slained: 1
    Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 3 Dragonkin Hatched: 4
    Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 15 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 10
    Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 3 New Chunks Explored: 584649
    Gryphons Tamed: 4 Magical Familiars Summoned: 4

    Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

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  • AG Peach Minecraft SMP

    AG Peach Minecraft SMP
    Welcome to the craziest Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience, AGPeach! Why should you join this server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

    1. Our spawn point is actually a giant peach that you have to climb to enter the server. It’s like a fruity challenge just to get started!

    2. We have a secret underground society of llamas who run the economy on the server. Want diamonds? Better start trading with those llama overlords!

    3. The admin team consists of a group of mischievous pandas who love to prank players by replacing their houses with giant bamboo structures. It’s all in good fun, right?

    4. Our Nether is filled with flying pigs who shoot fireballs out of their snouts. It’s like a bacon-themed fireworks show every time you enter the Nether!

    5. We have a legendary treasure hidden somewhere on the server that is said to grant the finder unlimited diamonds and enchanted gear. But beware, it’s guarded by a pack of evil chickens with laser eyes.

    So if you’re looking for a wild and wacky Minecraft experience, come join AGPeach and see if you can survive the madness!

    Updated October 7, 2024

    Players: 108/700 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Demonic Pacts Formed: 1 Epic Bosses Defeated: 5
    Chaos Orbs Controlled: 5 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 5
    Elemental Crystals Collected: 91 Lost Cities Unearthed: 5
    Heroic Legacies Created: 1 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 3
    Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 29 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 7

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

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  • Momma’s Minecraft Server: No Emotional Support Needed

    Momma’s Minecraft Server: No Emotional Support Needed
    Are you tired of being the emotional support for your mom’s never-ending drama? Join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where the only drama is between you and a creeper! No more being dragged into family feuds or forced to be a buffer at awkward gatherings. On our server, you can focus on building, exploring, and having a blast with your friends without any family drama ruining the vibe.

    Say goodbye to being the mediator between warring family members and hello to a world where the only conflict is between players battling it out in epic PvP matches. Join now and leave the real-life drama behind – because who needs that when you can be mining for diamonds and fighting off zombies instead?

    So come on, ditch the family gatherings and join our server for a drama-free gaming experience like no other. Trust us, it’s way more fun than being stuck in the middle of your mom’s feud with your aunt. Plus, we have virtual cake that won’t be ruined by family tension – what more could you ask for?

    Updated October 7, 2024

    Players: 90/200 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Unbreakable Chains Forged: 6 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 28
    Lost Souls Rescued: 6 Legendary Heroes Trained: 2
    Elemental Temples Cleansed: 2 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 2
    Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 2 Rune Stones Activated: 2
    Pirate Ships Captured: 1 Void Armor Forged: 24

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

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  • GF vs Charity – Who Wins?

    GF vs Charity – Who Wins?
    Are you tired of real-life drama and financial woes? Join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where you can build your dream house without any messy divorces or angry girlfriends!

    Our server is the perfect place to let your creativity run wild and forget about all your real-life problems. Plus, who needs a girlfriend when you can have a whole community of fellow players to build and explore with?

    So why wait? Join our server now and start building your virtual dream house without any financial commitments or drama! Who needs real life when you have Minecraft?

    Updated October 7, 2024

    Players: 94/900 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 1 Falling into the Void: 3
    Mythical Quests Completed: 11 Magical Frogs Kissed: 7
    Villages Defended: 18 Hidden Villages Discovered: 2
    Runes Activated: 6 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 4
    Storm Giants Negotiated With: 1 Dragon Eggs Found: 5075

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

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  • StudyCraft SMP – No Boredom Allowed!

    StudyCraft SMP – No Boredom Allowed!
    Are you tired of studying alone and falling asleep in your textbooks? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the ultimate study buddy you never knew you needed! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive creeper encounters, epic building competitions, and secret underground libraries where you can actually study in peace (if you can survive the zombie apocalypse, that is). Who needs boring old textbooks when you can learn about redstone engineering by building a working roller coaster or study history by reenacting epic battles with your fellow players? So come on, join us and say goodbye to boredom forever!

    Updated October 7, 2024

    Players: 93/100 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Cursed Amulets Found: 5 Dragon Eggs Found: 6178
    Endless Night Skies: 2 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 1
    Cursed Lands Purified: 4 Divine Scrolls Written: 17
    Living Shadows Defeated: 1 Eerie Music Discs Played: 5
    Dark Rituals Completed: 10 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 2

    Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

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