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Players: | 92/900 | Votes: | 518 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 13 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 2 |
Alien Abductions: | 0 | Alternate Realities Explored: | 2 |
Curse of Binding Applied: | 5 | Phoenix Feathers Found: | 15 |
Endless Mazes Solved: | 2 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 1 |
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 2 | Eclipse Rings Activated: | 4 |
Magical Frogs Kissed: | 8 | Forbidden Tomes Read: | 4 |
Dragon Eggs Found: | 532 | Astral Mages Summoned: | 2 |
Join us for a wild ride through a world where diamonds rain from the sky, creepers do the cha-cha, and the Ender Dragon is actually just a misunderstood puppy looking for belly rubs.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Blocktopus, a creature made entirely of TNT and obsidian who roams the land, challenging players to epic build battles for the chance to win a lifetime supply of virtual cookies.
So if you’re ready to experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft server in existence, come join us and prepare for a gaming experience like no other. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of imagination – you’re gonna need it!