Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Then come join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the weirdest thing you’ll see in public is a pig riding a chicken while wearing a top hat and monocle!

Our server is filled with crazy shenanigans and hilarious adventures around every corner. From giant flying squids to dancing creepers, you never know what you’ll encounter next. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond-encrusted llama that grants wishes to those who can make it laugh!

So why waste your time on ordinary servers when you can join us for a laugh-out-loud good time? Come on over and let the madness begin!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players: 101/100 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.7 / 5
Magic Items Found: 2431 Wailing Winds Heard: 2
Godly Talismans Bestowed: 12 Ores Mined: 7269
Meteorite Armor Created: 30 Dragon Scales Harvested: 329
Holy Grails Found: 3 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 3
Crystal Wands Charged: 14 Reality Distortions Fixed: 1

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

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