Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and players? Well, look no further because our SMP is the craziest place to be!

Join us if you want to be part of a community where pretending to guzzle horse jizz is a normal conversation topic. We don’t judge, we just laugh and have a good time!

Our server is filled with wacky events like pig races where the winner gets a diamond block, and don’t even get me started on our annual llama fashion show. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a llama strut down the runway in a sparkly tutu!

So come join us and let your inner weirdo shine. Who knows, you might even make friends with a talking chicken or discover a secret underground disco party. The possibilities are endless on our wild and crazy SMP!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players: 99/300 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.5 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed: 7 Soul Swords Wielded: 4
Elemental Forces Harnessed: 7 Unicorn Sightings: 0
Divine Relics Bestowed: 12 Haunted Chests Opened: 9
Crystal Palaces Visited: 2 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 3 Celestial Events Witnessed: 5

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

New Minecraft Server
GYAT.Minewind.net
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