Weirdos Unite Minecraft SMP

BIZARRE, candidates, controversial, election, funny, horse jizz, humor, inappropriate, insults, Minecraft, mockery, mocking, offensive, Politics, PRETEND, satire, smp, social norms, stop calling, Unconventional, unconventional behavior, unite, weird, weirdos

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	4738
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	34
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	18
Orbs of Power Found:	12	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	1

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and players? Well, look no further because our SMP is the craziest place to be!

Join us if you want to be part of a community where pretending to guzzle horse jizz is a normal conversation topic. We don’t judge, we just laugh and have a good time!

Our server is filled with wacky events like pig races where the winner gets a diamond block, and don’t even get me started on our annual llama fashion show. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a llama strut down the runway in a sparkly tutu!

So come join us and let your inner weirdo shine. Who knows, you might even make friends with a talking chicken or discover a secret underground disco party. The possibilities are endless on our wild and crazy SMP!

Eastern Silk 1.20.1

#Textiles, 1.20.1, art, Asian crafts, Asian thread, craft supplies, Crafting, Cultural, design, diy, eastern, embroidery, embroidery thread, Fabric, fashion, Handmade, needlecraft, needlework, Sewing, silk, stitching, textile art, Traditional

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	5811
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Enchantments Applied:	83
Dragon Scales Harvested:	231	Demon Skulls Collected:	29
Magical Moments Shared:	9	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Votes:	9534
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	2

Yo, bros, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like a freakin’ trip to Asia without leaving your mom’s basement!

We got pandas, bamboo forests, and even ninja villages for you to explore.

And get this, you can ride on a dragon and battle other players in epic kung fu showdowns.

Plus, there’s a secret hot spring where you can chill with geishas and samurais after a long day of mining and crafting.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s get our Asian adventure on!

SecretSibsMC Server

appease, boardmate, Boyfriend, brother, Chores, Department, Drama, fresh produce, friend group, groceries, husband and wife, Infidelity, love, mutual friend group, negotiator, Party, secret relationship, SecretSibsMC, Server, situationship, vegetable vendors, yard shift

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	3994
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	28
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Runes Activated:	4
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than a soap opera? Look no further! Join our server where you can witness the epic love triangle between Alice, her boyfriend, and her boardmate’s brother!

Watch as Alice’s boardmate’s brother goes above and beyond to win her heart, from doing all the chores to driving her around like a chauffeur. And don’t worry, fresh produce from Alice’s family’s vegetable business is included in the deal!

But wait, there’s more! Get ready for secret relationships, betrayals, and negotiations that would make even the most seasoned diplomat jealous. Will Alice choose her boyfriend or her boardmate’s brother? Only time will tell on this wild and wacky Minecraft server! Join now for a rollercoaster of emotions and questionable decisions.

DoggyStyleCraft

bells on collar, black lab, dark black coat, dog coat, DoggyStyleCraft, lawsuit, nearly blind, neighbor conflict, neighbor dispute, reflective coat, reflective spray paint, reflective tape, Rural area, Safety, shared road, stubborn neighbor, support dog, Vandalism, VISIBILITY, winter coat, winter months

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	8947
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Enchanted Forests Planted:	12
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Animals Bred:	132
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	6605	Ether Blades Crafted:	14

Hey there Minecrafters! So, picture this: you’re living in a rural area, minding your own business, when suddenly your blind neighbor’s support dog keeps blending into the dark winter mornings like a ninja in a black coat. You’re just trying to drive to your virtual mine, but you keep almost running over this stealthy pup!

But fear not, for our server has the solution! Join us and experience the thrill of dodging invisible dogs on the road, only to have a hero emerge and save the day with reflective spray paint! Who needs bells when you can have a glowing dog beacon guiding your way?

And if that’s not enough excitement for you, just wait until you hear about the neighbor’s step-nephew and his plumbing adventures. It’s a soap opera waiting to happen, folks! So come on down to our server and experience the drama, the danger, and the doggy dilemmas that only Minecraft can provide. Who needs lawsuits when you have virtual adventures like these? Join now and let the chaos begin!

LateLifeLessonsMC SMP

hindsight, late bloomer, LateLifeLessonsMC, life advice, Life Changes, life education, life experiences, life insights, life journey, life learning, life lessons, life mistakes, life realizations, life reflections, life regrets, life revelations, life transformations, Maturity, personal growth, SELF AWARENESS, smp, wisdom

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	3828
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	10	Ores Mined:	6426
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Runes Activated:	7
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Zombie Dances:	1
Alien Abductions:	3	Meteorites Collected:	0
Cozy Campfires Lit:	5	Votes:	842

OMG guys, so like, I was playing on this totally epic Minecraft SMP and I learned this lesson way too late in life, like seriously. So, like, I was building this huge castle out of diamond blocks, right? And I didn’t realize until way later that you could actually fly in creative mode. Like, why didn’t anyone tell me this sooner?! I could have saved so much time and effort, ugh.

But anyways, you should totally join our Minecraft SMP because we have the craziest adventures and the most hilarious mishaps. Like, one time, we accidentally spawned a million creepers in someone’s house and it was chaos, but also kinda funny. And another time, we all dressed up as chickens and had a chicken parade around the server. It was so random and weird, but that’s just how we roll.

So yeah, if you want to join a Minecraft SMP where anything goes and nothing makes sense, then you should totally come play with us. We’re always looking for more players to add to our wacky world of blocky madness. Plus, we have a secret underground base filled with llamas wearing sunglasses. Don’t ask why, just come join the fun!

WarlockWorks

alchemist, Conjurer, Druid, Enchanter, fortune teller, Mage, magician, Medium, mystic, Necromancer, occultist, psychic, Seer, Shaman, Sorcerer, spellcaster, spiritualist, warlock, WarlockWorks, witch doctor, wizard

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	8940
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Endless Night Skies:	4
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	24	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Villages Defended:	7
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Players Killed by Monsters:	7043	Zombie Dances:	6

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers filled with basic bros and no excitement? Look no further, because our server is the ultimate hangout spot for all the warlocks, wizards, and witchy men out there!

Join our server and unleash your inner magical powers as you battle it out against other players in epic wizard duels. Fly on broomsticks, brew potions, and summon mystical creatures to aid you in your quest for dominance.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Male Witch Coven, a group of powerful sorcerers who control the very fabric of reality itself. Rumor has it that they can turn diamonds into cheese and make creepers breakdance on command.

So if you’re looking for a server that’s truly spellbinding, look no further than ours. Join now and become the magical man you were always meant to be!

UnderseaCraft: EuroBoom!

cables, Communication, critical infrastructure, cybersecurity, data, Defense, Digital, EuroBoom, Europe, european union, Geopolitics, internet, Network, policy, Protection, Risk, SECURITY, Technology, time bomb, undersea infrastructure, UnderseaCraft, Vulnerability

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	4332
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6
Shadow Figures Spotted:	9	Phantom Rings Equipped:	18
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Mythical Swords Crafted:	31	Meteorites Collected:	1
Players Killed by Monsters:	8123	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2

u ever wanted to dive deep into the ocean in minecraft? well dis server lets u do dat and more! we got undersea infrastructure like u never seen before, it’s a security time bomb of fun! join us if u wanna explore the depths of the ocean and maybe even find some hidden treasure. who knows what u might discover in our crazy underwater world! come join us and see for yourself, it’s gonna blow ur mind, fam!

NapCraft: Problem-Solving ZZZ

#ProblemSolving, Ability, afternoon nap, brain function, cognitive function, creative problem solving, findings, improve, mental clarity, nap benefits, nap time, Napcraft, new study, problem-solving skills, productivity, research, REST, Sleep, sleep study, SOLVE, study, target problems, zzz.

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	7709
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5

LOL JOIN DIS SERVER AND U CAN NAP ALL DAY TO BECOME A MINECRAFT GENIUS!!! U CAN SOLVE PROBLEMS LIKE A WIZARD AFTER A GOOD NAP, U CAN BUILD EPIC CASTLES AND REDSTONE CONTRAPTIONS IN UR SLEEP!!! ALSO, RUMOR HAS IT, IF U NAP ENOUGH TIMES, U CAN FLY IN MINECRAFT WITHOUT A ELYTRA!!! JOIN NOW AND NAP UR WAY TO VICTORY, WOOHOO!!!

CootMC

alliances, Bosses, Brewery, Challenges, Character, CootMC, Dungeon, Economy, Kingdom, Leaderboards, Medieval, mobs, music discs, Perks, Quests, Rewards, Roleplay, Skills, smp, TOWN, Trading, Wars

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	2246
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	7	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	5	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15
Holy Grails Found:	5	Meteorite Armor Created:	20
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	45	Divine Relics Bestowed:	15
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	21
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1

CootMC Minecraft Server Overview

Feature	Description
Custom Dungeon	Team up with friends to fight mobs and bosses for rewards
Roleplay System	Create unique characters and work for your town
Player-run Economy	Trade in gold and items with other players
Skill Levelling System	Track and improve your skills for unique perks
Quests System	Complete challenges for special rewards
Other Features	Custom music discs and brewery

FAQs

Q: How do I join the server?

A: You can join the server on Java version 1.21 and also join our Discord for more information.

Q: Are there any rules on the server?

A: Yes, we have rules in place to ensure a fair and enjoyable experience for all players. Please refer to our Discord or server information for more details.

Q: Can I create my own kingdom on the server?

A: Yes, you can create your own medieval kingdom, start wars, make enemies, and forge alliances on our custom fantasy map.

Q: Are there regular events on the server?

A: Yes, we host regular events such as dungeon runs, PvP tournaments, and special quests for all players to participate in.

TinyCraft – Spanish Indie 1.21.1

1.21.1, Bait, Chuubas, clean thread, Community, Corpos, discussion, ESmol, ESpanish, Favorite, Garbage, ignoring, Independent creators, indie, offtopic, Reporting, Small, Spanish, spanish language, Spanish-speaking, tinycraft, virtual youtubers, Vtubers

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	5172
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	4
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Alien Abductions:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	8	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	16
Phantom Blocks Placed:	8	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	375

Yo, bros and broettes, come join this epic Minecraft server where we talk about our fave Spanish-speaking smol indie vtubers! Like, forget about those big chuubas and corpos, they ain’t welcome here. We keep it real with the underground virtual YouTubers, ya feel me? So, if you wanna be part of the coolest community on the block, hit up this server and let’s chat about our vtuber obsessions together. Don’t let the haters bring us down, let’s keep this thread clean and ignore all the bait and offtopic garbage. Let’s show ’em how we do it in the virtual world!

GraveGamer Minecraft SMP

Afterlife, burial, cemetery, commemoration, death, epitaph, ETERNAL, Farewell, final wishes, GraveGamer, gravestone, Inscription, last words, Legacy, memorial, memorialization, Minecraft, mortality, Remembrance, resting place, smp, Tombstone, Tribute

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	1342
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Zombie Dances:	5	Epic Shields Constructed:	38
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Buildings Constructed:	13	Enchanted Armories Found:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	6

Lol, ok so like, imagine this Minecraft server where we all just like, build stuff and blow stuff up and have epic battles with mobs and stuff. It’s like, the wildest ride you’ll ever go on in Minecraft, bro. And get this, if you die, you get to have a custom gravestone with a hilarious message on it. Like, mine would say “Here lies Bob, died trying to ride a pig off a cliff.” Haha, classic Bob, amirite? So yeah, if you wanna join this crazy fun server where anything goes and the only rule is to have a good time, then come on down and join us! We can’t wait to see what kind of shenanigans you’ll get up to.

PixelPrideCraft

Accomplishments.., Achievements, best work, Development, memorable experiences., Milestones, noteworthy milestones, personal achievements, personal growth, PixelPrideCraft, platform achievements, platform success, progress, proud accomplishments, proud achievements, proud moments, self improvement, self reflection, significant progress, standout moments, success stories

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	8001
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Void Gems Collected:	35
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	8
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Forbidden Relics Collected:	4	Mythical Quests Completed:	14
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Ores Mined:	2431
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	27	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8

Oh, let me tell you about the time I built a giant statue of a potato riding a llama on this server! It was a masterpiece, truly a work of art. And the best part? The llama was actually shooting lasers from its eyes. It was epic.

But that’s not all this server has to offer. We have a secret underground city filled with talking chickens who give out quests for diamonds. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the legendary diamond sword that can turn your enemies into fluffy bunnies.

So come join us on this wacky, wild, and downright weird Minecraft server. Who knows what crazy adventures await you? Just be prepared to laugh, cry, and maybe even question your sanity. But hey, that’s all part of the fun, right?

DoggoCraft Minecraft Server

accident, Airline Mishap, American Airlines, animal companion, Army Helicopter, aviation incident, canine companion, Delayed Departure, dog, DoggoCraft, Figure Skater, Flight Cancellation, flight disruption, Military Collision, Minecraft, missed flight, pet owner, Server, Transportation Troubles, Travel Delay, travel woes, unexpected circumstances, unforeseen events

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	8780
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Meteorites Collected:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	6905
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Wilderness Tamed:	7	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2

so, like, imagine this: a figure skater, right, he like, misses his flight because his dog, like, ate his boarding pass or something, and then, BAM, that flight he missed, it like, collides with an army helicopter. crazy, right? well, that figure skater, he like, tells his story on our minecraft server, and you can, like, hear all about it while building epic castles and battling dragons. join now for the most insane stories and the best minecraft gameplay ever!

CraftyCreeperGriefers

anti-semitism, CraftyCreeperGriefers, Destruction, germany, hate crime, historical vandalism, History, Holocaust, Holocaust education, Holocaust remembrance, Jewish history, memorial, Memorial Defacement, memorial site, Monument, Nazi regime, Remembrance, Tragedy, vandalized, war memorial, world war II

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	4711
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14
Cursed Lands Purified:	9	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	13
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	11	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4

Yo, so like, dis server is da bomb diggity, ya know? We got unicorns flyin’ around and rainin’ skittles, it’s cray cray! Plus, we got dis epic story where da Holocaust Memorial in Germany got vandalized… by a gang of evil chickens! Yeah, you heard me right, CHICKENS! So if you wanna join in on da wackiness and chaos, come on down to our server and let’s have a blast together! Peace out, homies!

TeaTime SMP

Builders, Characters, custom character creation, custom races, Datapacks, Discord, Events, Farmers, LGBTQ, Minecraft enjoyers, perfect server, Plugins, REDSTONERS, relaxed rules, shopping districts, smp, story line, Teatime, Vanilla, voice chat, Whitelist

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	9340
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10
Enchantments Applied:	52	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8
Crystal Caves Mapped:	10	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1

Version	1.21.4
Discord	https://discord.gg/qMjyJaQRhm

Tea Time SMP is a Minecraft server filled with game enhancing plugins and events for players to enjoy. The server is opening for the first time on 1/04/25, welcoming all kinds of players to join in the fun.

Server Specialty:

Fun and Engaging Datapacks
Fun and Engaging Plugins
9 Custom races to choose from
Shopping Districts
Unique and Engaging Events
An Intriguing storyline any player can join
Custom Character Creation

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

1. How can I join the Tea Time SMP server?

To join the server, you can apply now on our Discord server at the provided link.

2. What types of players are you looking for?

We welcome all kinds of players, including redstoners, builders, farmers, and more.

3. Are donations required to play on the server?

Donations are not required, but those who choose to support the server can receive roleplay bonuses in-game.

4. Is the server LGBTQ+ friendly?

Yes, we are LGBTQ+ friendly and welcome players aged 17 and above.

5. What makes Tea Time SMP unique?

We offer a variety of custom races to choose from, a shopping district, engaging events, an intriguing storyline, and custom character creation.

6. Are there voice chat requirements on the server?

We have proximity voice chat available, but players are not required to talk if they prefer not to.

7. Where can I find the server rules?

You can find the server rules on our Discord server for reference.

Eternal Quests 1.20.2

1.20.2, addiction, Boredom, coping, coping strategies, crawling out of my skin, Degenerate, degenerate topics, Discord, dull, esex addiction, ETERNAL, feeling, Help, meaningless, Mind, normal, normalfag, Quests, random people, sad, Suffering

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	3378
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	22
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	9	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	14	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	18	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2

Are you tired of being a normie loser with no friends? Do you crave the sweet release of degeneracy and chaos? Join our Minecraft server and escape the clutches of boredom! We have a community of weirdos, misfits, and degenerates just like you, ready to talk about the most messed up stuff imaginable. Say goodbye to normalfag life and hello to a world of endless fun and insanity. Embrace the darkness and join us in our quest for eternal weirdness. Don’t be a boring loser, come join the madness today!