WeirdAdviceWorks – Minecraft SMP | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to have fun (and maybe not grief too much, but who’s counting?).

Our server is home to a community of players who are as crazy as they come. Need some advice on how to build an epic castle? Just ask Bob the Sheep, he’s a Minecraft building genius (and also a sheep, but don’t question it). Want to know the best way to find diamonds? Just follow the trail of glitter left behind by our resident diamond fairy, Sparkles.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of potato farmers who are plotting to take over the server with their potato-powered machines. Will you join them in their quest for potato domination, or will you stand against them and protect the sacred cows of the server?

So come on down to our Minecraft SMP and join in on the madness. Who knows what crazy adventures await you in this wacky world of wonder and potatoes!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	92/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	15
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6	Divine Spears Created:	21
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	15	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Titanic Battles Fought:	19	Goblin Markets Raided:	3
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Glorious Feasts Held:	15

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

SpCraft

A closely-knit Minecraft server with a helpful staff. Some plugins include: Towny, PermissionsEX, Multiverse-Portals, etc. Join and donate today for better ranks and more possibilities!

To Donate- Visit our website spcrafting.enjin.com/shop

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	108/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	4
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Enchantments Applied:	81	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

RhythmPvP

Factions, Hardcore, Prison, Raiding

Rhythm OP factions the pvp playground for all savages come and see what were all about! rhythmpvp.com

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	92/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Enchanted Armories Found:	10
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11	Magic Wands Crafted:	18

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

Fish Craft

Fish Craft is a fun survival faction server that has a small and dedicated community and helpful staff. I plan on adding a creative world and some minigames soon so please join now!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	103/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	16
Endless Legions Commanded:	22	Astral Staffs Crafted:	17
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	24
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Phantom Rings Equipped:	5	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

VICE

Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Hi!

Vice is a semi vanilla survival server. We use slimefun and many bukkit plugins for a more enjoyable experience. We recently re launched and would love for you to join us! Join anytime.

-Bukkit -Grief Prevention – claim blocks are earned with playtime -Slimefun -Open non-linear spawn -Adult admins -Built in ranking system -Optional PvP -Player owned shops available

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	104/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Alien Abductions:	5	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Falling into the Void:	0	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

Tkon Craft SkyWorld

Tkon Craft

Is a Sky World Based Server With a Dynamic Market Place To Buy And Sell Almost Every Item Possible

Future Add-ons: Raid/Greifing World Chest Treasure Hunt

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	95/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Villages Defended:	12
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	99
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	13
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	4	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

Clownfish Everyone Is Welcome

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Skyblock, Survival

CFEW is a community of minecraft enthusiasts of all ages and backgrounds. Started in 2010, we have a rich history, and throughout the years the community have produced adventure maps, cool role-play maps and unique events! Our aim is just to have fun, and explore minecraft with friends!

All our ranks are FREE, and we have a friendly, mature and fun staff base!

What we offer: * Bored with minecraft? Try our slimefun server! This server is packed with fun plugins and includes several maps to play in, both peaceful and with custom mobs. * Want a challenge? Try our survival server! This server has limited commands, and lots of great towns to explore! Rank up your McMMO skill here. * Love building? We have several creative maps, great architect ranks, weekly and monthly building competitions, and a Build Team you can join! * Love building an island? Try Skyblock or Acid Island! We have both, each with its own custom shop! * Want a server where you can play minigames with your new friends? We have lots of popular games, including PvP, Paintball and Soccer!

We also run lots of cool events during the year – from creative building competitions in unique, inspiring custom maps, to Zombie Apocalypse survival maps, to Survivor (modeled after the TV Show)!

Finally, we provide lots of avenues for people to get more involved, whether its joining our staff ranks, or volunteering to help with events or builds!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	102/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	25
Secret Passages Found:	7	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

50Craft

Explore worlds of eternal night, brave the heights, and go for a long swim!

Artifacts are the central gameplay component of this server. Their purpose is to give the mindless drone of Factions PVP some general goal, other than looking to raid peoples faction bases. Essentially, an artifact is any player built structure that is amazing in terms of design and creativity. This can also be literally anything, such as an enormous intricate castle, to bridges crossing sky islands.

Each artifact will give the builder 5 credits (equal to ~5000 in game currency) and a bonus in game wage of 10 currency an hour. That is of course, until the artifact is captured or destroyed. You see, to qualify for artifact-hood, you must post pictures of it on the forums… along with coordinates to the site. An admin must also approve it before you receive your reward. So you have to ensure that your artifacts are well defended, but also don’t betray the location of your faction base. If you capture or destroy an artifact, alert an admin, and receive 1 credit for your efforts. Capturing it will get you the builders 10 currency per hour wage. Credits of Worth are really a storage of value They are characterized by books signed by The_Pwner. They allow you to purchase land on the Hub world, whether that means a base for your faction or a shop to sell items. This is ideal because any base you build there is many times safer than in the PVP worlds, and is not prone to be reset when the maps get rotated around. But beware for they are not entirely safe! Other factions can buyout your faction base. To perform a buyout an opposing faction must be able to bid at least 2x what the land is worth. The faction being bought out has one week to be able to beat the bid.

For faction bases each credit of worth will get you a 5×5 block of land at the outskirts of spawn. The more you spend, the closer you get to the main spawn area. For shops the price will be dependent on the shop location and size of the shop.

Credits of Worth can also purchase you portals from the main world directly to your faction bases on the various worlds! 5 credits for each portal. Runecraft allows you to shape the world around you in great ways. This includes creating unique short-term tool enchants, teleporters, hidden walls/passageways, and even the ability to moving whole sections of land. A list of the possible runes within this plugin is located at the link below, but take care because they are not all enabled. http://www.minecraftwiki.net/wiki/Mods/Runecraft

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	104/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16	Animals Bred:	59
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Magic Items Found:	4700
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	5

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

Mineplus

This is one of the best servers in the world, it has many things like: skyblock, drugs, pvp, factions, chestshop, economy, PaintBall, and many more things that will surprise you.

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	106/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	1874	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	31
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

SwordandSteel

Werewolfs factions and pvp

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	109/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	51	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Phantom Knights Defeated:	5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	8	Titanic Battles Fought:	10

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

Magmasurge

We are Magmasurge. A Brony / Pony and Bionicle Themed server. We also have worlds for normal miners, Hardcore worlds, a few differently styled creative worlds, a Mata-nui, mob arenas, Economy, and more! Come check us out!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	97/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Astral Projections Made:	3
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5	Horror Stories Survived:	3
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	19	Alien Abductions:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

efCraftSurvival

PvE, Survival

Welcome to the efCraft Survival server.

Griefing, stealing, PVPing is not allowed.

We will have a Points system, which is run by enjin. Because of this we encourage everyone to register for our enjin site at efcraft.enjin.com

If you cannot register, then ask an admin to add you.

Thank you for coming and have a great time in game!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	102/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	1098
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	7	Battle Standards Raised:	8
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	8
Emeralds Found:	5167	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

RedBladePvP

RedBlade PVP Is an epic factions pvp server! There is MCMmo and combat log! We also have auctions and many more! I can ensure you that this server has lots of potential and we just need players to proove it! JOIN NOW

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	109/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14	Elemental Crystals Collected:	25
Void Gems Collected:	13	Divine Scrolls Written:	21
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

Globcraft

Economy, PvP, Survival, Towny

Welcome to Globcraft! Towny/Economy We’ve been in Minecraft server hosting longer than most. We like to focus on creating a fun experience for players! We’re constantly improving!

We know what we’re doing! Here at Globcraft, you have a dedicated staff team and a great community. We provide quick updates when new versions of Minecraft come out. Unlike many servers, we’re knowledgeable in managing servers. We’ve been around for over a year and plan to be here plenty longer!

Smooth! We stride to provide a stable, low lag, Minecraft experience. We try to rollout fixes as quickly as possible and extensively test our setup before adding any new features. We want you to have the smoothest experience possible!

Feature packed! We use the popular plugins that you’re familiar with: Towny, McMMO, and so on. We also use some lesser known plugins as well as custom plugins to make for a well-rounded and unique experience! Globcraft has a lively and functional player to player Economy. We’ve also just recently launched an OP Factions server!

Growth! We like growing! Plans are in place to expand to add a Creative Server! There are also plenty of updates to come for the Towny Server! We’re lucky to have such a great community and look forward to seeing it grow.

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	110/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	4	Orbs of Power Found:	12
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Buildings Constructed:	35
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Gnome Villages Protected:	10
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

instapvp {factions} {pvp}

Welcome to Instapvp,

InstaPVP is a good looking server where the goal is to kill players and raid their bases! Hacking is abolutely “not” allowed!

We have:

Faction’s, Huge Spawn, Drop Party’s on 15+ players, Vote plugin, Donations, InstaSoup, And a lot more, Join today, more then 850 people joined already! Have Fun !

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	104/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Endless Night Skies:	5	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Titanic Battles Fought:	22	Meteorite Armor Created:	17
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	19

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

SORB

Sorb Vanilla : mc.sorbmc.com

No lag, Up 24/7 , Friendly Staff, lots of plugin, Mini Games

Main Has Creative Portal, Grief World Portal, Mini Games Portal.

JOIN SORB FOR AMAZING ADVENTURES.

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	93/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	14	Immortal Anvils Forged:	6
Ores Mined:	7074	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8	Farms Harvested:	554

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.