WeirdAdviceWorks – Minecraft SMP | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to have fun (and maybe not grief too much, but who’s counting?).

Our server is home to a community of players who are as crazy as they come. Need some advice on how to build an epic castle? Just ask Bob the Sheep, he’s a Minecraft building genius (and also a sheep, but don’t question it). Want to know the best way to find diamonds? Just follow the trail of glitter left behind by our resident diamond fairy, Sparkles.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of potato farmers who are plotting to take over the server with their potato-powered machines. Will you join them in their quest for potato domination, or will you stand against them and protect the sacred cows of the server?

So come on down to our Minecraft SMP and join in on the madness. Who knows what crazy adventures await you in this wacky world of wonder and potatoes!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	104/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	18	Immortal Potions Brewed:	12
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Mines Excavated:	1730
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10	Dragon Eggs Found:	5070
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

Cakecraft

Cakecraft is a Faction, Raiding, Survival, and PVP server! So bring your friends, make a faction, and fight your way to the top!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	103/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Void Armor Forged:	26
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	17	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Magic Items Found:	3833

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

Minecraft Junkie

Awesome SMP’s server, statfs are on all day for help, we currently don’t have a lot of people so we expectin you to help!

Ps : im not the owner

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	95/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	506126	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	13
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Mythical Relics Collected:	13
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

FusionCraft

Factions, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Survival

This is a great server to play on with friends, there are many minigames to play with along with nice staff. See you on!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	94/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	19	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Farms Harvested:	207
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

Ulfcraft

Since we changed the server host, the new IP address for the server is: mc.ulfbage.com:25965

Ulfcraft is a survival server with a protected spawn city where all new and old players get a free plot if they want. Our goal is to try to create a big and nice spawn city that welcomes all new players when they step out of our spawn for the first time.

All players can apply to make their own protected city projects, their plots do not have to be free, but they can charge money for them or items. It’s up to them! If the server is big enough, there will be many cities filled with life scattered around the map! 🙂

To earn the money, you can either sell goods to other players, shops or to the admin shop.

We also have a creative world where you have endless blocks and can build whatever you want! We use minecraft’s own built-in creative mode in our creative world.

Nether is also on the server where you can find blazerods, ghasttears etc.

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	98/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
Ores Mined:	9692	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Enchanted Forests Planted:	7	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	1

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

MasterMinerZ

Welcome to MasterMinerZ!

We are a Danish FactionPVP server that runs brilliantly, without lag etc. 🙂 We are working on getting a SkyBlock up and running on the same server, so there are 2 worlds 🙂

We are two owners: Spideremil10 and Tntwilliamtnt, who think it would be nice if you came in and checked out the server and possibly. Would give an idea. 🙂

If you have an idea for a cool new plugin, you are welcome to make a suggestion on the server for possible Spideremil10 or Tntwilliamtnt.

As I said, we put a lot of pressure on the PVP part “FactionPVP” That means it is allowed to rob other Factions and make wars etc..

Self. Is there also mcMMO on which makes it fun to Mine, Chop wood and kill animals. In this way, it is possible to increase in levels in the “skill” you are now practicing!

Come in and become the strongest city on the server! 🙂

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	110/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Divine Scrolls Written:	6
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	5	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Divine Spears Created:	19	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

C_H_R_I_S_’s Legit SMP

A fantastic server for those who are tired of servers overloaded with plugins. We have GroupManager, LogBlock, World Guard, and Essentials, so everything is well organized, but still mainly vanilla. The staff are very friendly and will help you with your every need. Hope to see you there! Thanks!

Ps. Please try to be mature. It may sound a bit harsh, but we will ban if you are childish. The server isn’t full of immature kids and we don’t plan for it to be. 🙂

All credit goes to DarkJoney for the awesome server video! 😀

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	103/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5	Wyrmholes Dug:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Buildings Constructed:	50	Living Statues Befriended:	3

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

The Sandlot

The Sandlot has been serving the needs of parents and family members looking for a safe place for their children, friends, and relatives to play Minecraft since December 2011.

Run by a parent and former school teacher, The Sandlot aims to provide a safe environment for younger players, free from swearing, abusive language, and mature content that is often found on many Minecraft servers (and the internet in general).

We operate with a fairly strict chat filter, and have zero tolerance for any attempts to bypass it. Our server is white-listed, meaning that players must request access and be approved by our staff. We check every application against 4 Minecraft ban databases, and we do not accept any players with a history of abusive behavior of any kind.

Our server offers several game modes, including a Normal-difficulty Survival world that is 100% Legit (no spawned items, everything collected by players), an Easy-difficulty world with a Jobs system and Shopping Mall (great for our youngest players), a Creative world, and PvP in the form of arenas and “Hunger Games” style play.

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	91/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Holy Grails Found:	4	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Haunted Chests Opened:	0	Rune Stones Activated:	12
Falling into the Void:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

Banana Smores

Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

At Banana S’mores, we do our best to maintain an enjoyable, respectful, mature, adult-focused, friendly, interactive, supportive, helpful and collaborative atmosphere for our members. Our goal is to have FUN with our members, and not at the expense of our members. Our members tell us over and over that the Banana S’mores environment is the friendliest Minecraft server they have been on, and they are now for the first time, able to fully embrace and enjoy the depth of the Minecraft “Survival Mode” that supports the creative builds of our members (not to be confused with the Minecraft ‘Creative Mode’) as well as the collaborative experience that was missing on other servers. Both a great learning environment for beginners and a dream-come-true for advanced users, we have server settings set to “hard difficulty” to enhance the user build and interaction experience. Read more at http://BananaSmores.com/about-banana-smores !

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	102/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	5700
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Phoenix Feathers Found:	6
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	15

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

1.6.1 survive the horde

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	108/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	8
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4
Titanic Battles Fought:	10	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

PVPCrafters

Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Raiding

PVPCrafters is an epic Faction server, start off you adventure by building up your base and armor and start PVPing and pwning people! Good Luck PVP’ers!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	97/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Astral Staffs Crafted:	14
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	23
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Lunar Scepters Activated:	12	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

Realm of Eden

Our server is a grief free, pvp optional, a small community looking for staff, to apply look on our website.

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	90/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4
Magic Items Found:	2714	Dragon Eggs Found:	6462
Enchantments Applied:	167	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Love Letters Sent:	15
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	15	Blood Moons Survived:	3

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

Aspirecraft

**Professionally hosted, and created.** *** Horse and saddle on entry!*** A PvP faction based minecraft server with its own currency, mob arena and trading hubs! up 99.9% of the time and with a loyal and family friendly fan base you cant go wrong picking Aspirecraft. Wowaspire.com/shop 1.6 ENABLED! Create your own or join others in this massive MMORPPVPG

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	99/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	7	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	7
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

Panda Craft!

Fun for everyone, 24/7

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	102/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	20	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Phantom Rings Equipped:	14	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Magic Items Found:	2744

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

Octain (Survival PvE)

Economy, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

We’re a friendly PvE survival server. As a community, we’ve been together now for over four years. We’ve built amazing structures together, designed colossal PVP arenas and used redstone to create the most amazing of games and mob arenas; and we’re still going with that blend of near-vanilla gameplay that’s kept our players coming back to us.

We’re running on our own private, dedicated server with 16GB RAM and a processor with 4 cores at 2.8 each, a 2 Terrabyte hard drive and 100mbps. We. Do. Not. Lag.

And what to we offer? Tweaked survival play: freebuild, hard mode, infinite world, mob numbers cranked up and with all the protections minecraft should have by default – both your chests and your land is protected and we can rollback damage caused by idiots in a few commands.

We play fair and we play hard, we build big and we build strong, and above all, we have fun.

(This server is the continuation of the zarkov.net server, the maps, ranks of which we managed to keep with pretty much 0 downtime!)

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	91/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	10	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

AtomCraftChile

The best MINECRAFT CHILE server ENTER AND PLAY

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	103/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Falling into the Void:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Meteorite Armor Created:	11	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	8	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!