WeirdAdviceWorks – Minecraft SMP | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to have fun (and maybe not grief too much, but who’s counting?).

Our server is home to a community of players who are as crazy as they come. Need some advice on how to build an epic castle? Just ask Bob the Sheep, he’s a Minecraft building genius (and also a sheep, but don’t question it). Want to know the best way to find diamonds? Just follow the trail of glitter left behind by our resident diamond fairy, Sparkles.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of potato farmers who are plotting to take over the server with their potato-powered machines. Will you join them in their quest for potato domination, or will you stand against them and protect the sacred cows of the server?

So come on down to our Minecraft SMP and join in on the madness. Who knows what crazy adventures await you in this wacky world of wonder and potatoes!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	92/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	19	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	26
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	12
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

CraftCity

Precious stones protection (Obsidian). SMP, PVP, Skyblock Co-Op, creative and hardcore maps (Multiverse).

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	98/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Potions Brewed:	72	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Alien Abductions:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Mythical Relics Collected:	18
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

TheSkyCraftiers

Economy, Factions, Skyblock, Survival

So far we offer: ● Survival, (Vanilla) (Hardcore factions) ● Skyblock ● Creative ● Minigames ● Prison

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	101/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Towns Built:	5	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	59	Phantom Blocks Placed:	5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	36
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4	Zombie Dances:	8
Runes Activated:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

Just2Play

Just2Play awaits you with PvP plugins,party MobArena and much more!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	104/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Dragons Tamed:	0

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

JustPVP

Factions, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding

Why not come and start your Minecraft adventure at TNTCraft?

Thats fine, we have it all sorted for you!

Running Factions, ObsidianDestroyer, MobArena and plenty of custom plugins

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	105/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Chimeras Created:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
Cursed Lands Purified:	9	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

BlockHeads

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

100 percent Vanilla, All Natural, with No Added Plug-ins or Artificial Mods… pure Minecraft. True Survival with no kits, no ranks… everybody on same playing level.

No Plug-ins means that we always run the latest version of mc, no waiting for latest version for REAL up-to-date Minecraft enthusiasts that are looking for a REAL Challenge!

BlockHeads is “deliberately different” from the other servers. We strive to provide a family friendly place for die-hard MineCraft lovers who enjoy struggling to survive. If you are looking for special privileges this is NOT the server for you. Players will have to WORK to achieve greatness. everyone has equal game-related abilities and privileges, there are NO OP players. The rules are SIMPLE: Play MineCraft… Have Fun… Dont Annoy People. If you find joy in annoying other people… you won’t last long here. If you are ready for a challenge… come join us!

Latest Version ◊ Real Survival ◊ Real Vanilla

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	96/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	58	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Farms Harvested:	108	Love Letters Sent:	5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	8

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

Bubbas Survival

Creative, Economy, Skyblock, Survival, Survival Games

ABOUT Bubba’s Survival [IP: mc.BubbasSurvival.com]

1.8.3 compatible Minecraft Server Herobrine Awaits You! Yes the legend is true…! Bubbas SURVIVAL has a beautiful spawn world, 2 Survival worlds, easy and hard modes, SkyBlock and Creative. Very friendly, nice and easygoing mature staff atmosphere. Do you want to play SURVIVAL only? Do you miss they way MineCraft was meant to be played? Look no further… We are an American based server with up to 100 slots, A claiming system in place to protect your precious builds from unwanted griefers. We are setup with MCBans, Prism, GroupManager, Essentials, WorldGuard, WorldEdit, GriefProtection, Dynmap and World Border. Ranks are: Owner, Admin, Mod, Trustee, Master, Expert, Adept and Default player. You can set homes by naming them, TP to friends and back home again. TP BACK to the unfortunate death spot to pick up all you hard mining work you will never loose again. Helpful and friendly staff. Build a house, build a town or build a city… Go out there and SURVIVE with friends or go at it alone. come join the fun and get started up with a small community of friends. We take care of each other…

Hope to see you soon… Look us up on the website at: http://www.BubbasSurvival.com

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	106/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	27	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	11
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	5

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

Dimensions Apart Novus

Economy, Mini Games, Roleplay, Survival

Dimensions Apart: Novus brings back all of the things you love about survival economy and more. With just a kit of wooden tools, you are forced to go out into the wilderness and work your way up from rags to riches. You have access to a balanced economy where you are free to buy and sell your worth. There are infinite resources at your disposal, from traders in Novus to other players scattered across the continent. You are never without endless adventure, adrenaline, and opportunity on Dimensions Apart.

Starting Off: When you first join, you will be in Novus, the spawn town of the world of Dimensions Apart. Novus is home to a myriad of shops, traders, rental spaces, apartments, market stalls, and exploration. Your first kit is noticeable as it contains diamonds among other goods. You are given the opportunity to start by walking through a simple portal to enter a dimension of your choice where you will meet other players and monsters.

The world is divided into quadrants, with roads segmenting them. You will get to know the players in your area, as you depend on them for materials not found at spawn and also for companions in quests and common travel. It is great advice to make friends and get to know and trust those closest to you.

Welcome to a different world of nostalgia, challenges, and intrigue. Welcome to Dimensions Apart: Novus.

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	93/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Divine Spears Created:	23
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Titanic Battles Fought:	11	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

Derp Islands

Derpislands is a Bukkit server running off of the latest beta or recommended build. The server features an Essentials economy with Citizens and block logging with Logblocks. Once spawned you’ll have direct access to the spawn world, and it’s nether. The server offers multiple world and gametypes from vanilla survival, player-versus-player survival, creative, and several quarry worlds that can be accessed through an optional registration at our forums, derpislands.com.

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	108/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5
Epic Battles Fought:	10	Phantom Rings Equipped:	20
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Divine Spears Created:	24
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	4

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

XyionGaming

Join Xyion Craft now! IP:XyionGaming.mcserver.ws

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	95/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	12	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	27
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Zombie Dances:	9
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Pirate Ships Captured:	1

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

Engamma Craft

Factions, Hardcore, KitPvP, PvP, Raiding

Engamma is a server with many features!

As soon as you log in you will get free enchanted items and plenty of diamonds/food to get yourself started!

Come join this amazing towny adventure!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	104/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Towns Built:	5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5
Holy Grails Found:	4	Chimeras Created:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

KoonKraft

Factions, Hardcore, KitPvP, Mini Games, Prison

KoonKraft Network

Hello there! We would like to invite you to our Minecraft server, KoonKraft. We are a pvp-oriented server that enjoys giving the best fun possible to our players with our setups and game modes. Available Game Modes: – Factions Claim land, build a team, and raid others. This is our most popular server. Thousands of factions have been created and it keeps going. – Prison Another of our popular game modes, prison was the second gamemode on the KoonKraft network. Mine and sell resources to rank up and get better.

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	95/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	7	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Epic Shields Constructed:	28
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12	Living Statues Befriended:	3

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

Xaloria

Welcome to Xaloria! Here are some of our primary in-game features…

1. We are a well-established 3-year old server 2. We offer PvP and PvE experiences including Land Claiming, Parties, and McMMO 3. We are virtually lag-free and are almost always online. 4. We have been recognized for our friendly community. 5. We hold democratic elections for Mods. 6. We never force our players to donate or vote.

At Xaloria, our goal is to give you a fun and memorable experience with an active community and a stable server infrastructure. We just celebrated our third official birthday as a server and aren’t going anywhere anytime soon so your builds will be safe. Give us a shot. I promise you won’t be disappointed if you’re looking for a fun and laid back server.

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	104/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	43
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	14
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Astral Amulets Crafted:	41
Magic Crystals Found:	10	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

BiberCraft

Creative, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock

BiberCraft – more than just a name

It’s difficult to summarize BiberCraft in a short description, because this server had and has a lot to offer, even for me (the writer in the background), a lot of experiences accompany its history. Despite numerous changes to the in-house map and public buildings and changes in the team over the years, BiberCraft has always remained true to itself in form and concept, and nothing else really matters.

Since its founding at the end of 2010, the name has stood for survival, a world full of experiences and efforts. Anyone can obtain the building materials for a chic villa themselves and lay the foundation stone themselves; building is at least as important as mining and trading. It stands for vanilla, pure and unchanged gaming pleasure. It stands for play, a long series of plug-ins (and a not to be underestimated number of them from our own production) and competition. It stands for security from troublemakers and spoilsports, structure and fairness. It stands for a lively community in the game and forum, politeness, friendliness, almost a family in which everyone knows each other by name and enjoys interacting with each other, newcomers are greeted with a big welcome from all sides and no one gets lost in the hustle and bustle of the crowds .

BiberCraft means variety and fun. We offer something for every taste and every direction, and we want it to stay that way. Our declared goal is to provide players with the most entertaining and pleasant atmosphere possible in their free time, which spreads joy.

And that applies to everyone, players and team members alike.

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	110/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	26	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12	Wyrmholes Dug:	4

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

German Infected Gamers

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	94/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Falling into the Void:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	10
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Magical Moments Shared:	17	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	4	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	20	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

Almura

SpoutCraft 1.5.2. over 1.4k custom blocks. Tiered membership levels. Members have residents rights. To become a member all you have to do is build a unique house with furniture. Great user-base with helpful mods/admins. five different realms to explore. Nether is pure PVP. Owner is a legacy Spoutcraft developer.

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	109/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Zombie Dances:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Titanic Battles Fought:	26	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8
Potions Brewed:	166	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.