WeinsteinCraft Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even if your last name is Weinstein and your first name is Jay, you can still join in on the fun! We don’t discriminate against food critics or anyone who is “fucking gay”, in fact, we embrace all players with open arms and pixelated hearts.

On our server, you can grow as much hair on your face as you want, because who needs a head full of hair when you have a glorious beard in the virtual world? And don’t worry about catching AIDS and dying, because in our Minecraft server, the only thing you’ll catch is a case of the giggles from all the ridiculous shenanigans that happen on a daily basis.

So come on in and join us for some blocky adventures, where the only thing you’ll be dead set on is having a blast!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	103/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

YesterdayGoneOops Minecraft SMP

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Join our Minecraft SMP and you’ll never have to worry about going back to yesterday because we have a time machine in-game! That’s right, you can redo any mistakes you made, like accidentally blowing up your friend’s house or falling into a pit of lava. Plus, our server is home to a secret society of talking chickens who will guide you on epic quests to find rare loot and uncover hidden treasures. So why dwell on the past when you can join our crazy world and create a better future for yourself?

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	91/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	7	Astral Projections Made:	0
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	12	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Demon Skulls Collected:	49
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

PixelFateCraft

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Join our Minecraft server and experience the ultimate adventure that will change your life forever! One player decided to build a simple dirt house, but little did they know it would lead them to discovering a hidden diamond mine filled with riches beyond their wildest dreams. Another player accidentally punched a pig, setting off a chain reaction that resulted in an epic battle against an army of angry farm animals. Don’t miss out on the chance to make history on our server – who knows what small decision could lead to a life-changing moment for you!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	97/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	5	Void Armor Forged:	16
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Players Killed by Monsters:	212
Epic Weapons Forged:	10	Magic Crystals Found:	15
Demon Skulls Collected:	16	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

Salman’s Blocky Kingdom Minecraft Server

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so, like, this server is like, totally insane, just like how the Saudi Crown Prince doesn’t care about the Palestinian issue, we don’t care about boring stuff either, we just wanna have fun in Minecraft, ya know?

join us if you wanna build a castle made of diamonds and ride a pig into battle against a horde of zombie chickens, because why not? we don’t follow the rules, just like how the Crown Prince does whatever he wants.

plus, we have secret treasure chests hidden all over the map, filled with rare items and enchanted weapons, just waiting for you to find them. so come join us and let’s create chaos together, because who needs politics when you have Minecraft?

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	108/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	8	Endless Night Skies:	4
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	5715
Meteorites Collected:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	14
Magic Items Found:	3949	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	12

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

SoupCraft: VanGoghVandalism

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join this epic minecraft server where u can throw soup on famous paintings like Van Gogh’s! we got activists running around causing chaos and making art history fun! come join the madness and be part of the soup-throwing revolution! who needs paintbrushes when u got a can of soup, amirite? let’s make art great again, one splash at a time!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	94/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	9

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

Briny Water Lithium Mine

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Yo, yo, yo! Are you tired of mining for hours in Minecraft just to get a tiny bit of lithium? Well, have no fear, because our server has got you covered! We’ve got a revolutionary new method for extracting lithium from briny water that will blow your mind!

Picture this: you’re swimming in the ocean, minding your own business, when suddenly you stumble upon a hidden underwater cave filled with lithium-rich briny water. All you gotta do is scoop it up with a bucket and BAM! You’ve got yourself a whole bunch of lithium without breaking a sweat.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret society of lithium-loving dolphins who will guide you to the best mining spots and protect you from any pesky creepers that try to ruin your day. Plus, our server is 100% eco-friendly, so you can mine to your heart’s content without worrying about damaging the environment.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the thrill of extracting lithium like never before. Trust us, once you go briny water, you’ll never go back!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	107/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Battle Standards Raised:	15
Mines Excavated:	3823	Phantom Blocks Placed:	9
Elemental Crystals Collected:	61	Soul Contracts Signed:	2

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

Marthia Land: Where vanilla players try to survive with a side of drama! Join us now!

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About Marthia Nations
Join Marthia Nations: https://discord.gg/PcRXYuupZe

Looking to build an empire? Want to battle with working ships and planes? Maybe just build a quaint base? Marthia can offer it all! An SMP turned Nations server, Marthia has been around for over half a decade, with our current world having built over three years of history, and counting! We are more than a simple Minecraft server; we are a community.

Here you’ll find plugins such as Movecraft, Brewery, Dynmap, Geyser and much, much more!

FAQ

Q: How long has Marthia Nations been around?	A: Marthia Nations has been around for over half a decade.
Q: What plugins does Marthia Nations offer?	A: Marthia Nations offers plugins such as Movecraft, Brewery, Dynmap, Geyser, and more.
Q: Can I build an empire on Marthia Nations?	A: Yes, Marthia Nations allows players to build empires and battle with ships and planes.
Q: How can I join Marthia Nations?	A: You can join Marthia Nations by following the invitation link provided above.

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	92/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	5	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Phantom Knights Defeated:	8
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7	Dimension Hops:	7
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

Anonymous’ Epic Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and challenges? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, most bonkers server out there!

Join us and you’ll find yourself facing off against zombie chickens, riding on flying pigs, and battling evil llamas with laser eyes. Our server is so wild, even the creepers are scared to explode!

But that’s not all – we have a secret underground disco party where the villagers go to let loose and dance the night away. And rumor has it, there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with diamond blocks guarded by a pack of dancing wolves.

So if you’re ready for an adventure like no other, come join us on our server! Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen – and usually does!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	105/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	20
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Animals Bred:	64	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Twisted Realms Survived:	2

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

Gratuity Minecraft SMP Expert

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to be if you want to experience the most chaotic and hilarious gameplay ever!

Join us if you want to participate in epic battles against giant chickens that shoot lasers out of their eyes, or if you want to embark on quests to find the legendary diamond-encrusted pizza hidden deep within the Nether.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground society of llamas who are plotting to take over the server with their llama-powered tanks. Will you join them or will you stop their evil plans?

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our SMP today and leave your sanity at the door!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	95/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	11	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Magical Moments Shared:	5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Whispering Caves Entered:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

BoyfriendBlunderMC

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama unfolds just like in a middle school cafeteria! Join us for a wild ride filled with passive-aggressive bridesmaids, inappropriate apologies, and awkward group chats.

Reasons to join our server: – Experience the thrill of navigating social interconnections that make you wish you could just dig a hole and hide in it – Witness the epic showdown between a waitress with an OnlyFans and a boyfriend with a terrible apology game – Enjoy the silent treatment from friends who pretend not to notice the chaos around them – Be a part of a community where middle school fights are the norm and apologizing for things you didn’t do is a rite of passage

So come on in and join the fun! Who needs actual gameplay when you have all this juicy drama to keep you entertained? Remember, on our server, the only thing more unpredictable than the creepers are the friendships!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	99/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5	Star Shards Collected:	60
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	15
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	10
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

PossessionObsession – Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a rare diamond? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a community of players who have some seriously wacky prized possessions.

One player has a pet chicken named Sir Clucksalot who wears a diamond helmet and struts around like he owns the place. Another player has a collection of enchanted golden carrots that they swear give them super speed and the ability to fly (spoiler alert: they can’t actually fly).

But the real reason you should join our server is because we have a secret underground society of villagers who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the server. Will you join forces with them or will you be the hero who saves the day? The choice is yours, but one thing’s for sure – you’ll never be bored on our server. So come join us and bring your most prized possession along for the ride!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	106/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Mysterious Portals Opened:	9	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	11
Mythical Quests Completed:	17	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Magic Wands Crafted:	19
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	7

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

PhobiaCraft: Fear of Unicorns

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Are you afraid of cucumbers? Well, on our Minecraft server, we have a whole town made of cucumbers just to help you conquer your fear! Join us and face your veggie demons head on!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of chickens who are plotting to take over the world! Will you join forces with them or stop their feathered revolution?

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a haunted mansion where the ghosts only communicate in cat memes. Can you solve their riddles and earn their ghostly approval?

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s equal parts bizarre and hilarious, look no further! Join us and embrace the madness today!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	97/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	23
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Animals Bred:	110	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

KyivKaboomCraft

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join our epic minecraft server where russian missiles and drones are not a problem cuz we got diamond armor that can withstand anything, even nuclear explosions! come build your base in the ruins of kyiv and fight off the evil invaders with your trusty pickaxe and enchanted sword. power grid? who needs that when you have redstone contraptions that can power your entire base with just a flick of a lever. join now and show those pesky russians who’s boss in this crazy apocalyptic world of blocky chaos!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	92/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Ores Mined:	1123
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	19	Mysterious Portals Opened:	16
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7	Gnome Villages Protected:	6
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

No Ego Zone

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HEY U! YEAH U! WANNA JOIN DIS CRAZY MINECRAFT SERVER? WELL, LET ME TELL U, DIS SERVER IS DA BOMB DIGGITY!

WE GOT PIGS THAT CAN FLY AND COWS THAT CAN DANCE! NOT TO MENTION, OUR DIAMOND ORE SPAWNS LIKE CRAZY! U CAN BUILD A CASTLE MADE OF DIAMONDS AND NO ONE WILL JUDGE U!

ALSO, WE HAVE A SECRET UNDERGROUND CAVE FILLED WITH TREASURE AND GOLD! BUT BEWARE, THERE’S A GIANT SPIDER THAT GUARDS IT! U BETTER BRING UR SWORD AND SHIELD!

OH, AND DID I MENTION THAT OUR SERVER HAS A PORTAL TO A MAGICAL LAND WHERE UNICORNS ROAM FREE? YEAH, U HEARD ME RIGHT! U CAN RIDE A UNICORN INTO BATTLE!

SO, WHAT R U WAITING FOR? JOIN OUR SERVER NOW AND EXPERIENCE THE WACKIEST, MOST EPIC MINECRAFT ADVENTURE OF UR LIFE! U WON’T REGRET IT, I PROMISE!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	95/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Zombie Dances:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Haunted Chests Opened:	0	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	52
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Wailing Winds Heard:	1

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

Autoimmune Craft: MS Mechanism

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so, like, u ever wanted to know the molecular mechanism behind MS and other autoimmune diseases? me neither, but guess what? our minecraft server has all the deets on that shiz! join us and uncover the secrets of immune regulation and stuff.

we got a yale-led study that reveals all the juicy deets on what triggers loss of immune regulation associated with multiple sclerosis and other diseases. it’s like a virtual science lab, but with creepers and zombies running around.

come on, join us and be a part of this groundbreaking research. who knows, maybe you’ll discover the cure for MS while building a giant castle or something. it’s like science meets minecraft, what more could you ask for?

so what are you waiting for? join our server now and become a virtual scientist slash minecraft master. trust me, it’s gonna be a wild ride.

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	110/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Horror Stories Survived:	3
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	25	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Crystal Caves Mapped:	9	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	15

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

Blocky Adventures Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a pixelated wonderland!

Join us and you’ll have the chance to ride on flying pigs, battle evil llamas with laser eyes, and even participate in a potato sack race with a group of friendly zombies. And that’s just the beginning!

Our server is so crazy that even the creepers are afraid to explode because they know they won’t stand a chance against our fearless players. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and experience the most insane Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	110/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Zombie Dances:	1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Ether Blades Crafted:	17
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Void Gems Collected:	37	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	20

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.