Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even if your last name is Weinstein and your first name is Jay, you can still join in on the fun! We don’t discriminate against food critics or anyone who is “fucking gay”, in fact, we embrace all players with open arms and pixelated hearts.

On our server, you can grow as much hair on your face as you want, because who needs a head full of hair when you have a glorious beard in the virtual world? And don’t worry about catching AIDS and dying, because in our Minecraft server, the only thing you’ll catch is a case of the giggles from all the ridiculous shenanigans that happen on a daily basis.

So come on in and join us for some blocky adventures, where the only thing you’ll be dead set on is having a blast!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players: 98/100 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.7 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued: 4 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 6
Meteor Showers Witnessed: 2 Dragonkin Hatched: 3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 2 Hidden Passages Discovered: 6
Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 4 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 7
Reality Distortions Fixed: 2 Immortal Potions Brewed: 10

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

New Minecraft Server
GYAT.Minewind.net
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