WeinerCraftersUnite!

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Hey there fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of the same old boring servers with no excitement or thrill? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world of Minecraft!

Join us if you want to put your weiner in the craziest and most bizarre places imaginable! From lava pits to creeper explosions, the possibilities are endless! Who knows, you might even find a secret portal that leads to a dimension where everything is made of cheese!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a legendary treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and even rare enchanted items. Rumor has it that the chest is guarded by a pack of dancing skeletons who will challenge you to a dance-off for the chance to claim the loot!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the most absurd and hilarious adventures you’ve ever had in Minecraft! Just remember to keep your weiner safe and sound, you never know where it might end up next!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	98/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	254	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Love Letters Sent:	10	Cosmic Pies Baked:	4
Crops Grown:	4989	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

CraftyPixel Minecraft Server

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so like, u gotta join this epic minecraft server cuz like, haniyeh rejected billions and a palestinian state, son reveals! like, what even is that?! come join us and uncover the mysteries of the universe while building epic structures and battling crazy monsters! who needs billions when u can have blocks?! join now for the ultimate adventure!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	99/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	10
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Magical Moments Shared:	28
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

Crafty Insomniac’s Realm

Aging population, all-cause mortality, association, chronic conditions, cognitive decline, cognitive impairment, Crafty, dementia status, health, insomniacs, life expectancy, Medical research, mortality rate, neurodegenerative diseases, older adults, Poor sleep quality, public health, Realm, risk factors, sleep disorders, sleep disturbances, sleep patterns, US

Yo, listen up gamers! Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that put you to sleep faster than a lullaby? Well, look no further because our server is the cure for your insomnia! Join us and experience the wildest adventures that will keep you up all night!

Forget about boring old age problems like dementia, because on our server, you’ll be too busy fighting off creepers and exploring epic dungeons to even remember your own name! Plus, who needs to worry about all-cause mortality when you’re respawning every time you die?

So come on, join us on the craziest Minecraft server you’ve ever seen! Who needs sleep when you can be living it up in a virtual world full of excitement and endless possibilities? Let’s goooooo!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	101/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	99	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Epic Shields Constructed:	25	Mysterious Portals Opened:	15
Cursed Lands Purified:	6	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Magical Moments Shared:	18	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

PlayHostServers

Adventure, Creative, Cross-Play, Economy, Faction, Hardcore, KitPvP, Minigames, Modded, Parkour, Pixelmon, Prison, PvP, Redstone, Roleplay, RPG, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Realm/Server/World: Server – PLAYHOST.SERVERS

Number of players: 30+

Length of Play Session (MUST be actively playing): 1 hour+

Gametype: Survival | No Griefing/Steal (no cheating allowed) | good plugins

Language: English

Availabe now you can join anytime & invite your friends

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	93/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	24	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Immortal Anvils Forged:	9	Dimension Hops:	8
Dragon Eggs Found:	6954	Horror Stories Survived:	3
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

“Join THE CLUB SMP, where ‘vanilla’ is for ice cream, not Minecraft. Come for the shenanigans, stay for the awkward banter!” 🏕️

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ABOUT US
The Club SMP is an 18+ vanilla Minecraft server started in early 2022 with the goal of uniting a community of friends using Minecraft as a medium. We believe that true fun in Minecraft comes with the interactions and friends you make while playing. Whether you are a beginner or a long-time veteran of the game, we welcome you with open arms to our family!


Alongside our amazing community, we also boast a fully self-hosted dedicated machine for the server, running modern blazing-fast hardware topped off with carefully tweaked server-sided optimization mods. This ensures minimal impact of lag while maintaining vanilla parity and allows our players to focus on what matters the most: gameplay. Furthermore, this setup allows us to have room for expansion, with a future plan of providing an accessible test/creative server for the community to plan their projects.

Alongside our amazing community, we also boast a fully self-hosted dedicated machine for the server, running modern blazing-fast hardware topped off with carefully tweaked server-sided optimization mods. This ensures minimal impact of lag while maintaining vanilla parity and allows our players to focus on what matters the most: gameplay. Furthermore, this setup allows us to have room for expansion, with a future plan of providing an accessible test/creative server for the community to plan their projects.

MODS & TWEAKS
We run a variety of server-sided optimization and QoL mods to enhance the player experience. We also provide our players with a custom (optional) client modpack, tailored for performance and useful features. Players playing on the vanilla client will still be able to connect to the server, as all mods used are strictly client-sided or server-sided!

APPLICATION
Our application process consists of a form + short interview to carefully select candidates. Follow the steps below to get whitelisted!:

FAQ Questions & Answers

Question	Answer
What is the age requirement to join the server?	Players must be 18+ to join The Club SMP server.
Can I use mods on the server?	Players can use the custom client modpack provided or play on the vanilla client. All mods used are either client-sided or server-sided.
How can I apply to join the server?	Join the Discord server, read the server guide and rules, submit an application via the application link, wait for someone to contact you for a short interview, and receive application decision and whitelist status.

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	106/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	10
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11
Magic Items Found:	3364	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Gods Slained:	0	Buildings Constructed:	23
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	16

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

Honkai Star Rail Minecraft Server

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more lit than Feixiao’s Imaginary Erudition? Look no further than our server, where you can hunt for treasures like the Arrow that Seeks the Stars! Our server is so epic, even Black Swan would be impressed.

Join us for a chance to fly like Aureus Shot to Lupine Rue and laugh your way through Nothing to Laugh At. Our server is filled with more excitement than a Feixiao Files leak and more resources than you can shake a stick at.

Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime – join our server now and experience the ultimate Minecraft madness! Who needs Redeemable Codes when you have access to our server’s insane features? So what are you waiting for? Dive into the craziness today!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	109/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	15	Immortal Anvils Forged:	9
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

D I M E S M i n e c r a f t S M P

DIMES, Faction, long tail tags

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever join – DIMES faction! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story about our server.

Once upon a time, a player built a giant statue of a potato in the middle of spawn. Why, you may ask? Because potatoes are the true rulers of the Minecraft world, obviously. And that player became known as the Potato King, ruling over all with a starchy fist.

But that’s not all! We have a secret underground disco party every Friday night, where players can dance the night away to the sweet tunes of Creeper remixes. And if you’re lucky, you might even spot a dancing Enderman showing off his sick moves.

Join us on DIMES faction for a wild ride filled with laughter, chaos, and maybe even a little bit of potato worship. Who knows what kind of ridiculous adventures await you in this wacky world? So grab your pickaxe and come join the madness!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	100/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	9	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

CraftyDaughter Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we take clothing disputes to a whole new level! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of marking your territory on your child’s clothes to prevent any sneaky ex-partners from claiming them as their own.

We understand the importance of keeping track of your child’s wardrobe, so we encourage all players to write their child’s name or initials on every piece of clothing they purchase. Not only does this prevent confusion, but it also adds an extra layer of protection against clothing thieves!

Join us for epic battles over laundry disputes, where the stakes are high and the drama is real. Will you be the ultimate clothing protector, or will you fall victim to a cunning ex-partner’s scheme? Only time will tell on our outrageous Minecraft server!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	99/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	9	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

HotelCraft: NoAirportSleep

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you’ll never have to worry about being left alone in a creepy unknown place like poor 20F in the airport! Join us and you’ll be surrounded by friendly players who will always have your back, even if your phone charger gets spilled on.

Our server is like a virtual hotel, but without the loud drilling noises and bright ceiling lights that never turn off. You can build your own cozy virtual home and never have to sleep on the floor again!

And don’t worry about connecting flights being cancelled, because in our Minecraft world, the only thing getting cancelled is boring gameplay. Join us now and let the fun and adventure begin! Who needs a UK visa when you can travel to amazing virtual worlds with just a click of a button?

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	98/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	12	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Emeralds Found:	289	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2	Dimension Hops:	0

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

PetNameSMP: Who U Named Ur Pet After

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Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP, where naming your pet after something boring is a crime punishable by banishment to the Nether! Seriously, we once had a player who named their dog “Spot” and let’s just say they haven’t been seen since.

Join us if you want to live in a world where every pet has a legendary name like “Sir Barksalot the Third” or “Princess Meowington.” Our server is filled with epic quests, insane challenges, and a community that will make you laugh until you cry (or maybe that’s just the creeper explosions).

So come on, join us and show off your creativity by naming your pet after the most ridiculous thing you can think of. Who knows, maybe you’ll even become the stuff of server legends!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	108/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	33	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13
Divine Spears Created:	26	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

BlockyWorldChanger

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that just offer the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server will blow your mind (literally)!

Join our server if you want to uncover the secrets of the universe and learn things that will make you question reality itself. We have hidden dungeons filled with dancing llamas, rainbow-colored creepers, and talking cows that give out life advice.

Once you join, you’ll be greeted by a group of friendly zombies who just want to have a dance party with you. And don’t even get us started on the giant chickens that roam the land, laying golden eggs that you can use as currency in our virtual marketplace.

So if you’re ready for a Minecraft experience like no other, join our server and prepare to have your mind blown (figuratively, of course). Who knew a simple game could be so absurdly entertaining?

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	93/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	19	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	15	Crystal Caves Mapped:	4
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Endless Legions Commanded:	41	Villages Defended:	9

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

HezbollahHavoc Minecraft Server

HezbollahHavoc, Minecraft, Server

yo, u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server cuz we got air strikes goin down like it’s nobody’s business. we just destroyed 100 hezbollah rocket launchers with our epic skills. come join the madness and see what other insane shenanigans we got goin on. build, battle, and blow stuff up with us. it’s gonna be a blast, literally. so what u waitin for? join now and let’s wreck some havoc together!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	92/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	19
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Cosmic Pies Baked:	9	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

ArcticCraftWar: Russia vs NATO

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come join our epic minecraft server where we are as ready for war as russia is for arctic war with nato! we have polar bears riding tanks, penguins launching missiles, and snowmen with bazookas! you can build your own ice fortress and defend it against enemy invasions, or team up with your friends to conquer the arctic wasteland. join now and show nato who’s boss in the frozen tundra of minecraft!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	96/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	10
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	30	Dimension Hops:	0
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	19	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

Bodily Mysteries Server

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join our epic minecraft server where you can build a house out of GIANT CHEESE BLOCKS and ride on flying pigs to battle evil unicorns with LASER EYES.

we have secret portals that lead to a land made entirely of CANDY where you can ride on marshmallow clouds and duel with gummy bears for ultimate supremacy.

if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary DIAMOND BANANA that grants you unlimited power and turns all your enemies into fluffy bunnies.

come join us and explore the mysteries of the universe while riding on rainbow llamas and fighting off zombie chickens with your trusty rubber chicken sword.

who needs to know what’s happening inside your body when you can be living out your wildest dreams in our insane minecraft world?

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	90/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Animals Bred:	137
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

ProteinCraft: High-Fat Fun!

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Yo, you gotta join this epic Minecraft server, man! We got pigs flying, cows doing backflips, and chickens laying golden eggs! It’s like a freakin’ circus up in here!

And get this, if you join now, you’ll get a special potion that turns you into a super buff warrior with diamond armor and a sword that shoots fireballs! You’ll be unstoppable, bro!

Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret treasure hidden deep underground that’s guarded by a pack of evil zombie villagers. But if you can defeat them, you’ll be rewarded with a mountain of diamonds and emeralds!

So come on, join the madness and let’s conquer this crazy Minecraft world together! Who needs real life when you can have this much fun, am I right?

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	107/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Astral Staffs Crafted:	15	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	259

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

Ace7MC

building, Classes, Community, Creative, design, Enhance, gameplay, Limits, Magic, Mode, open world, Options, Perks, Plugin, Server, smp, Survival, Twist, Unique, Vanilla, Versatile, Whitelist

Discover a versatile Minecraft server with four exciting options:

Creative Server: An open world where you can build and design without limits. Survival Vanilla: Classic survival gameplay with added perks to enhance your experience. MysticArcana: A unique server mode featuring the custom MysticArcana plugin, offering specialized classes and gameplay twists. SMP Community: Join our whitelist to become part of a close-knit community, with the option to host your own world.

Whether you’re into creative building, survival adventures, magical gameplay, or running your own SMP world, our server has something for everyone.

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	91/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.