| Players: | 110/1000 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 13 | Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 25 |
| Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 18 | Epic Bosses Defeated: | 2 |
Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!
But that’s not all! Join us for our Moogle Treasure Trove event where you can dig up some epic loot, or celebrate All Saints’ Wake with us before it ends today! And mark your calendars for our Fall Guys event coming up soon – it’s going to be a blast!
And if you’re looking to meet up with other players, we’ve got you covered. From Femlala-only hypnosis meetups to Garlean election watching parties, we’ve got something for everyone. And don’t miss our Spooky Club meetup featuring X-files and Army of Darkness – it’s sure to be a scream!
So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today and let the fun begin! Who knows, you might even find yourself at a shared FATE meetup watching Twin Peaks or discussing character creation at a roleplaying meetup. The possibilities are endless on our server – come join the madness!
| Players: | 105/500 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 8 | Love Letters Sent: | 5 |
| Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 0 | Haunted Mines Explored: | 1 |
Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.
| Players: | 100/800 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Epic Shields Constructed: | 28 | Secret Guilds Joined: | 2 |
| Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 2 | Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 1 |
Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.
Join us if you want to experience the thrill of building a castle so epic, even the Ender Dragon will be jealous. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a secret dungeon filled with treasure and memes so dank, they’ll make you question reality.
But be warned, once you join our server, you might find yourself saying things like “I just lost No Nut November to her…” because the excitement is just too much to handle. So grab your pickaxe, saddle up your trusty steed, and come join us for the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!
| Players: | 93/500 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Celestial Events Witnessed: | 4 | Potions Brewed: | 36 |
| Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 6 | Invisible Pathways Walked: | 2 |
Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.
Join us for epic adventures, insane builds, and wacky shenanigans that will have you laughing until your sides hurt. Who needs Witch Nanami when you can team up with a group of players who are as wild and unpredictable as a pack of creepers on a rampage?
But wait, there’s more! Our server is so epic that even the Gray Ravens from another dimension want in on the action. That’s right, you’ll have the chance to team up with these futuristic warriors and take on challenges that will test your Minecraft skills to the limit.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Just be prepared for anything and everything because on this server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion).
| Players: | 99/800 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Forbidden Relics Collected: | 10 | Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 1 |
| Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 5 | Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 3 |
Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.
| Players: | 101/600 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Hidden Villages Discovered: | 2 | Cursed Scrolls Read: | 2 |
| Infinity Stones Found: | 4 | Invisible Walls Found: | 1 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.
Join us on this server and witness the craziest adventures you’ve ever seen! From building giant pixel art of your favorite memes to battling a horde of zombie villagers with nothing but a carrot, the possibilities are endless. Our animation supervisors will make sure your creations come to life in the most epic way possible, with explosions, sparkles, and maybe even a dancing pig or two.
So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild ride and become a part of The Holy Newborn Minecraft server today! Who knows, you might even discover the secret diamond mine guarded by a pack of friendly wolves who love to play fetch with emeralds. It’s a world full of surprises and laughter, so come on in and let the fun begin!
| Players: | 96/800 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Mysterious Portals Opened: | 9 | Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 3 |
| Curse of Binding Applied: | 4 | Vanishing Items Found: | 5 |
Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.
Once upon a time, a player installed Windows Server 2022 datacenter just to join our SMP. But little did they know, the server greeted them in Esperanto! Chaos ensued as the Jeets (yes, Jeets, not mobs) started taking over the world. It was a wild ride of trying to communicate with the Jeets in Esperanto while also trying to survive in the Minecraft world.
So, if you’re looking for a server where the unexpected is the norm and where Jeets run rampant, then come join us! Who knows what other crazy adventures await you in our wacky Minecraft SMP.
| Players: | 103/300 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 12 | Cursed Swords Broken: | 1 |
| Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 12 | Cosmic Pies Baked: | 6 |
Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is protected by a team of highly trained llamas who will spit on anyone who dares to grief or troll. And if that’s not enough, we have a special event every Friday where players can ride on the backs of flying pigs and battle it out in a sky-high arena.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and show those trumptards who’s boss in the wackiest Minecraft world you’ve ever seen!
| Players: | 98/600 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Meteorites Collected: | 2 | Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 8 |
| Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 7 | Mimic Chests Discovered: | 2 |
Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.
Join us for epic adventures, crazy builds, and non-stop laughter. Our community is so lit, you’ll feel like you’re flying high in the sky! Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually run by a group of super intelligent llamas who have mastered the art of Minecraft.
So come on, don’t miss out on the high of a lifetime – join our Minecraft SMP today and let the good times roll!
| Players: | 101/100 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 2 | Mineshafts Explored: | 4 |
| Underground Cities Explored: | 3 | Magical Frogs Kissed: | 7 |
Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.
Want to shill your oshi? As long as she does ASMR somewhat regularly, go for it! Even corpo vtubers and lewdtubers are welcome here, as long as they meet the minimum requirements of at least once every other week.
Not sure what kind of ASMR is the best? Well, it depends on your personal preferences, but we’ve got lists of who’s live right now and more to come. And if you want to archive those precious ASMR sessions, we’ve got you covered with guides on how to do it.
Join us and become friends with /tingles/! We also have friends in other threads like /vt/, /vrex/, /vag/, /v4m/, /tsunx/, /shon/, /corpo/, and of course, /asmr/. We’re still on the lookout for more friends, so come join the fun and relaxation on our Minecraft server! (´･ω･`)
| Players: | 101/800 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Enchantments Applied: | 278 | Forbidden Doors Opened: | 2 |
| Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 7 | Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 19 |
Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.
Join us for outrageous shenanigans, insane stories, and a community that’s as chaotic as a pack of zombie pigmen. No limits here, just make sure you follow the site rules (because even we draw the line at griefing). Use Catbox galleries and uploads if needed, because we’re all about sharing the love – and the laughs.
Previous Thread: Snake Edition (yes, we had a whole thread dedicated to snakes – don’t ask). And if you think that’s crazy, just wait until you see our related threads. From /aco/sdg to /vt/vtai, we’ve got it all. So why wait? Join us today and let the madness begin!
| Players: | 97/100 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Haunted Chests Opened: | 4 | Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 7 |
| Volcanoes Explored: | 3 | Holy Grails Found: | 1 |
Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.
Join us for epic moments that will make you stop playing for a while, like when a player accidentally rode a pig off a cliff and landed in a pool of lava – talk about a hot tub party! Or when a group of players tried to build a roller coaster out of TNT and ended up launching themselves into the stratosphere – who needs rockets when you have explosive minecarts?
But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Jousting Tournament, where players ride chickens into battle armed with nothing but feathers and determination. And let’s not forget about the annual Sheep Shearing Race, where players compete to see who can shear the most sheep in under a minute – it’s shear madness!
So why wait? Join our server today for non-stop laughs, ridiculous adventures, and moments that will make you question why you ever played on those boring servers in the first place. Trust us, you won’t be able to stop playing for a while – but in the best way possible!
| Players: | 96/1000 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Mines Excavated: | 3721 | Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 8 |
| Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 5 | Endless Night Skies: | 2 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.
| Players: | 97/200 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Magic Wands Crafted: | 17 | Holy Grails Found: | 1 |
| Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 0 | Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 2 |
Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.
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| Players: | 100/800 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Eclipse Rings Activated: | 4 | Buildings Constructed: | 26 |
| Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 3 | Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 5 |
Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.
☄ There are ☄ on our server
★ New enchantments ( /enchants )
★ New type of armor ( /crafts )
★ Air drops
★ Spheres
★ U/S statistics in the table
★ Privates ( /rg )
★ Shop ( /shop )
★ Buyer ( /seller )
★ Rtp ( /rtp )
★ Donations ( /donate )
★ Donate coins
★ Working mechanisms
★ Ability to mine spawners ( /crafts )
★ Balanced economy
★ Clans ( /clan )
★ PVP Arena ( /warp pvp )
★ Draws for privileges and donation coins
★ Donations for game currency (/free)
☄ We will be glad to see you on our server ☄
| Players: | 101/200 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 13 | Titan Hearts Harvested: | 4 |
| Epic Mounts Acquired: | 6 | Phantom Ships Sailed: | 1 |
Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.
