RealityCraft: Face the Facts!

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Are you tired of the harsh realities of life? Well, come join our Minecraft server where the only reality you’ll have to face is trying to survive the wrath of our resident Ender Dragon who moonlights as a stand-up comedian! That’s right, not only will you have to battle mobs and mine for resources, but you’ll also have to dodge the dragon’s killer punchlines. Trust us, it’s a real challenge trying not to die from laughter!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of zombie pigmen who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the server. Will you join forces with them or fight against their bacon-loving tyranny? The choice is yours!

So come on down to our server and experience a world where the only reality is the one you create. Just be prepared for the unexpected twists and turns that await you at every corner. See you there, if you dare!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	103/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Crops Grown:	9043	Enchantments Applied:	145
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	22	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10
Endless Legions Commanded:	19	Gods Slained:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	33	Wailing Winds Heard:	4

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

NasrallahsGone Minecraft Server

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LOL come join our epic minecraft server where we have interrogated hezbollah terrorist spillin’ the beans about nasrallah gettin’ wrecked! all the peeps ran away like scaredy cats after that went down, but you gotta come check it out for yourself! we got crazy stories like this happenin’ all the time, so why not join in on the fun? plus, we got diamond armor for days and a secret base full of cake and puppies. don’t miss out on the madness, join now!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	100/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Herobrine Sightings:	9	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	17	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	8	Players Killed by Monsters:	5234

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

CraftyCanuckPlotWars

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so, like, you wanna join dis epic minecraft server, right? well let me tell ya, dis server is like, da bomb diggity, yo. we got pigs flyin’ around, creepers doin’ the macarena, and villagers breakdancing like there’s no tomorrow.

but wait, there’s more! we got a secret underground base where we keep all the diamonds and emeralds, guarded by a pack of wolves wearing sunglasses. oh, and did i mention we have a portal to the nether that leads straight to a disco party with the zombie pigmen?

and if that ain’t enough to convince ya, just know that the us government is tellin’ india to take our server seriously cuz they think we’re plottin’ some crazy stuff. like, come on, we’re just tryna have a good time and build some epic structures, ya know?

so come on down to our server and join the fun! just watch out for the dancing skeletons, they’re pretty wild.

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	94/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	New Chunks Explored:	380350
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	84
Haunted Chests Opened:	0	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Shadow Figures Spotted:	6
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

Crafty Love Connection

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come join our epic minecraft server where you can find your perfect partner based on their minecraft skills! forget about looks, we’re all about kindness, intelligence, confidence, and creativity here! who needs speed-dating when you can find your soulmate while building a giant chicken statue together? join now and let the blocks of love bring you together!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	100/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

metanoia junior high school

“Youth, ACADEMIC, activities, adolescence, Classroom, Community, Cross-Play, curriculum, Development, education, extracurricular, Future, growth, learning, middle school, School, Social, Students, Survival, teachers, teamwork, TRANSITION

Playtime 24/7 Server Rules Be respectful to all players. No griefing or cheating. Follow all in-game rules. Have fun! Discord: Join our community on Discord for updates and chat https://discord.gg/4hN8YtQYcP

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	93/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ores Mined:	4079	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Buildings Constructed:	9
Dragon Eggs Found:	2876	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5	Divine Relics Bestowed:	11

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

Lazy Lakehead SMP: Where our idea of hardcore is placing a bedrock block the wrong way

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Lakehead SMP Overview

Description
Lakehead SMP is a relaxed Minecraft server where players can build and enjoy a drama-free environment.

If you’re interested in joining, click here to join our Discord server.

FAQ

Question	Answer
Is griefing allowed on the server?	No, griefing is not allowed on Lakehead SMP. We strive to create a safe and enjoyable environment for all players.
Can I build whatever I want?	Yes, players are encouraged to build and express their creativity on the server. Just be respectful of other players’ builds.
Are there any specific rules I need to follow?	We have a set of rules outlined in our Discord server. Please make sure to read and follow these rules to ensure a positive gaming experience for everyone.
How can I join the server?	To join Lakehead SMP, click on the Discord invite link provided above and follow the instructions to join our community.

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	109/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Secret Passages Found:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Gnome Villages Protected:	9	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18
Treasure Maps Found:	5	Falling into the Void:	3

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

Rest in Power Minecraft Server

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Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and within minutes, they found a diamond block that granted them unlimited power and riches. But beware, there are also giant chickens roaming around that drop enchanted golden apples when you defeat them. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon a secret underground disco party where you can dance with creepers and skeletons. So what are you waiting for? Join us and rest in power on our insane Minecraft server!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	92/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6
Star Shards Collected:	161	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

NoStiffyMinecraft SMPTouchyTouchy

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Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and discovered a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks and enchanted gear. But here’s the twist – the base was guarded by a herd of dancing llamas wearing top hats and monocles. Only those brave enough to join our SMP will uncover the mysteries of this fantastical world.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon who has a secret talent for beatboxing. Join us and witness the epic rap battles between players and the Ender Dragon – it’s a sight you won’t want to miss!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, just remember this golden rule: “If the MC is incapable of getting a stiffy, I am simply not touching your manga.” Trust us, you’ll want to be a part of this outrageous and hilarious Minecraft SMP. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the madness begin!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	99/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	0	New Chunks Explored:	78907
Villages Defended:	15	Emeralds Found:	8699
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Falling into the Void:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

GFsBdayDinnerDrama

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where surprises are always lurking around the corner! Just like the surprise bill that OP’s girlfriend dropped on him at her birthday dinner, you never know what unexpected twists and turns you’ll encounter in our world.

Join us and experience the thrill of not knowing what’s coming next, just like OP didn’t know he’d be stuck with a $550 bill. But don’t worry, our server is full of fun and excitement, not financial surprises!

So come on in and explore our crazy world where anything can happen. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a situation as wild as OP’s unexpected birthday bill. Don’t miss out on the adventure – join our server now and prepare for the unexpected!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	107/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	11	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Magical Moments Shared:	19
Dark Rituals Completed:	9	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Magic Crystals Found:	19

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

Thirtysomething SMP – Too Old for Creeper Explosions

“Youth, Adulthood, adulting, aging, aging gracefully, creeper, Expectations, experiences, explosions, growing up, INDEPENDENCE, Life Changes, LIMITATIONS, Maturity, midlife crisis, responsibilities, restrictions, SELF AWARENESS, smp, societal norms, thirty, Thirtysomething, too old, wisdom

Are you tired of being judged for still playing Minecraft at the ripe old age of thirty? Well, fear not, because on our server, we embrace the inner child in all of us! Join us for epic battles against giant chickens, treasure hunts for enchanted golden carrots, and building competitions where the only limit is your imagination (and the block limit, but who’s counting?). So come on, don’t let age define your gaming experience – join us and let your inner 12-year-old run wild!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	109/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	4	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	9
Fairy Circles Danced In:	4	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	167

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

CraftyPickupLines

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Are you a redstone torch? Because you light up my world like nobody else! Join our Minecraft server and show off your epic pickup lines to impress all the players. Who knows, you might just find your Minecraft soulmate and build a pixelated castle together! Don’t miss out on the chance to spark some romance in the world of blocks and creepers. Join now and let the love (and hilarious pickup lines) flow!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	102/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Dimension Hops:	10
Fairy Circles Danced In:	6	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Vanishing Items Found:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	10	New Chunks Explored:	593948
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Titanic Battles Fought:	17

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

CraftyChemWarfare

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so, like, u know how u wanna play minecraft but u also wanna feel like a spy? well this server is for u, my friend. we got all the crazy stuff like russia-bound chemicals and possible weapons material. u can be like james bond but in minecraft form. join us if u wanna feel like a secret agent while building ur dream world. plus, the spanish police are totally cool with it, so u know it’s legit. come join the fun and let’s get spyin’!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	97/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Buildings Constructed:	36	Rainbows Spotted:	6

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

Ligma Craft

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LigmaCraft is a Prisons/Skyblock server that is crossplay, allowing anyone from any device to play! The server has viaversion so players can play on any version they feel like!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	104/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	6	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

Vanilla+ SMP REALM: Where noobs are pros and pros are just noobs with keyboards [Realms] [SMP]

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Minecraft Server Overview

Owner	Homage (23M)
Realm Type	Bedrock Realm with RealismCraft pack
Add-ons	15 add-ons including QOL, portals, backpacks, shaders, and animals
Contact	Discord: homage2heezy
Age Restriction	18+ only

FAQs

Question	Answer
How do I join the server?	Contact the owner on Discord for instructions on joining the Bedrock Realm.
What addons are included?	Contact the owner on Discord for the complete list of included addons.
Is PvP allowed on the server?	PvP rules may vary, consult with the owner for specific details.
Can I invite friends to the server?	Check with the owner for any restrictions on inviting other players.

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	106/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Magic Items Found:	4978
Divine Relics Bestowed:	10	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	11
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	102
Players Killed by Monsters:	1233	Mineshafts Explored:	1

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

Nikke’s Fun Minecraft Server

#union raid, Android, Anniversary Livestream, baseball fan, cd keys, codes, Costume Passes, current events, Developer’s Note, Escape Queen, FAQ, Fun, Game Download, General Info, Ios, life again, Livestream, maintenance, Minecraft, new players, nikke, Nikke General, Nikkes, nonsense red, PC, PHANTOM THIEF VS DETECTIVE, red hood poll costume, Rewards, Server, Sim Room Overclock, Special Recruit, Upcoming Events, update

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you will ever experience! Join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, chaos, and pure madness!

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is hosted on a potato-powered computer, giving you the ultimate challenge of surviving in a laggy world where anything can happen. Can you handle the potato power?

2. We have a secret underground bunker filled with rare loot and treasure, guarded by a pack of dancing llamas. Can you outsmart the llamas and claim the treasure for yourself?

3. Our server has a special event called “Sim Room Overclock,” where players are transformed into virtual reality avatars and must battle it out in a pixelated arena. It’s like The Matrix, but with creepers and zombies!

4. Ever wanted to be a Phantom Thief or a Detective? Well, now’s your chance! Join our server and participate in the epic showdown between these two factions. Will you steal the crown jewels or solve the mystery of the missing diamonds?

5. We have a special recruit named Quency: Escape Queen, who can teleport players to different dimensions with just a snap of her fingers. Explore new worlds, meet strange creatures, and maybe even find the legendary diamond pickaxe of doom!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Just be prepared for the unexpected, the absurd, and the downright hilarious. See you in the game, fellow adventurers!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	91/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	19	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

New Minecraft Servers 2024

WeddingWoesMC

Updated October 20, 2024

RealityCraft: Face the Facts!

Updated October 20, 2024

NasrallahsGone Minecraft Server

Updated October 20, 2024

CraftyCanuckPlotWars

Updated October 20, 2024

Rest in Power Minecraft Server

Updated October 20, 2024

NoStiffyMinecraft SMPTouchyTouchy

Updated October 20, 2024

GFsBdayDinnerDrama

Updated October 20, 2024

Thirtysomething SMP – Too Old for Creeper Explosions

Updated October 20, 2024

CraftyPickupLines

Updated October 20, 2024

CraftyChemWarfare

Updated October 20, 2024

Ligma Craft

Updated October 20, 2024

Vanilla+ SMP REALM: Where noobs are pros and pros are just noobs with keyboards [Realms] [SMP]

Minecraft Server Overview

FAQs

Updated October 20, 2024

Nikke’s Fun Minecraft Server

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	110/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Haunted Chests Opened:	4
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3
Shadow Figures Spotted:	10	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	18
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	10	Titanic Battles Fought:	11