Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is always brewing like a potion gone wrong! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy stepmoms, confederate flag ball caps, and wedding dress showdowns!

Looking for a place to escape the chaos of real life? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place to let loose and have some fun. Who needs therapy when you can battle it out in a virtual world filled with blocky adventures and pixelated drama?

Create your own unique avatar and explore our vast world, where you can build your dream wedding venue without any interference from stepmoms in sweatpants. Want your biological parents to walk you down the aisle? No problem! Just watch out for any objections from NPCs who think they know better than you.

So why wait? Join our server today and let the madness begin! Who knows, you might even find yourself in a virtual showdown with a stepmom who’s determined to make your virtual life as chaotic as your real one. It’s all fun and games until someone tries to get you arrested for standing up to them…in Minecraft, of course!

Updated October 16, 2024

Players: 106/100 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.1 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken: 2 Void Armor Forged: 25
Invisible Pathways Walked: 7 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 26
Astral Amulets Crafted: 16 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 4
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 1 Mystic Runes Engraved: 3
Titanic Relics Retrieved: 2 Rune Stones Activated: 9

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

New Minecraft Servers

  • SkyMineIL

    SkyMineIL

    Min ski server with cool staff ranks chests unlock AFK areas and more!!

    Updated October 16, 2024

    Players: 105/300 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 5 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 29
    Soul Swords Wielded: 1 Enchanted Forests Planted: 5
    Undead Armies Raised: 5 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 2
    Celestial Blades Sharpened: 10 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 9
    Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 2 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 2

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • MinedHype: The Server Where Your Diamonds Disappear and You Cry Yourself to Sleep Every Night

    MinedHype: The Server Where Your Diamonds Disappear and You Cry Yourself to Sleep Every Night
    Server IP play.minedhype.com
    Website https://minedhype.com
    Location US WEST
    Java Version 1.21.1
    Bedrock Version 1.20.80 – 1.21.30

    Our online web map has returned! https://map.minedhype.com/

    Server Info/Rules: https://minedhype.com/minecraft

    Map: https://map.minedhype.com/

    Discord: https://discord.gg/Sb4dkkT

    Shopping District: https://minedhype.com/shops

    Player Statistics: https://stats.minedhype.com

    Build Gallery: https://minedhype.com/builds

    FAQ (Frequently Asked Questions)

    Q: How do I join the server?

    A: You can connect to the server IP play.minedhype.com using either Bedrock or Java versions of Minecraft.

    Q: Is there a whitelist for the server?

    A: No, there’s no whitelist for the server. You can join directly and start playing.

    Q: Are there any pay-to-win elements in the server?

    A: No, the server is free of pay-to-win elements. It’s a fair and friendly environment for all players.

    Q: Can I claim land to protect my builds?

    A: Yes, you can claim land in both the Overworld and Nether to protect your builds. Claims won’t be reset.

    Q: Is griefing allowed on the server?

    A: Griefing is allowed in areas that are not claimed. Make sure to protect your builds by claiming your land.

    Q: How can I set up a shop in the shopping district?

    A: You can apply to have a shop in the public shopping district. Use the command /tpshop to teleport there and apply for a shop.

    Updated October 16, 2024

    Players: 98/300 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Blood-Forged Axes Created: 11 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 3
    Lost Souls Rescued: 1 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 4
    Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 3 Pirate Ships Captured: 3
    Dragons Tamed: 1 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 7
    Crystal Caves Mapped: 8 Rune Stones Activated: 3

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Blocky Battle Minecraft Server

    Blocky Battle Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old openings? Look no further, because our server has the most epic and outrageous openings you’ve ever seen! Picture this: you spawn in the middle of a giant cake made entirely of diamonds, with pigs flying around wearing top hats. And that’s just the beginning!

    Join our server for the chance to battle against a horde of zombie chickens armed with diamond swords, or race against your friends on flying pigs through a maze of lava and obsidian. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary golden sheep that poops out enchanted armor!

    So why settle for a basic Minecraft server when you can experience the insanity and hilarity of our server’s openings? Join now and prepare for a wild ride unlike anything you’ve ever seen before!

    Updated October 16, 2024

    Players: 95/300 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Phantom Ships Sailed: 5 Reality Warps Survived: 0
    Endless Staircases Climbed: 2 Haunted Forests Traversed: 5
    Mythical Relics Collected: 12 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 0
    Celestial Events Witnessed: 3 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 2
    Reality Distortions Fixed: 3 Enchanted Forests Planted: 7

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Italy Israel Football Minecraft SMP

    Italy Israel Football Minecraft SMP
    Welcome to the craziest Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! We’ve got more drama than a Italy-Israel football match, and that’s saying something!

    Join us if you want to witness epic battles between players, where alliances are formed and broken faster than you can say “GOOOAAALLL!” You’ll never know who to trust, just like the referees in that game.

    But that’s not all! Our server is filled with secret underground bases, hidden treasure chests, and even a pet llama named Ronaldo who spits at anyone who gets too close. Trust us, you won’t find that on any other server.

    So what are you waiting for? Join us now and be part of the most chaotic, thrilling, and downright hilarious Minecraft SMP out there. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen – just like in a Italy-Israel football match!

    Updated October 16, 2024

    Players: 104/100 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Time-Warping Watches Found: 2 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 2
    Enchanted Forests Planted: 11 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 357
    Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 18 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 4
    Omnipotent Charms Created: 5 Shadow Figures Spotted: 10
    Potions Brewed: 38 Crystal Palaces Visited: 3

    Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • GrownUpGamer Minecraft SMP

    GrownUpGamer Minecraft SMP
    Remember that time you accidentally set your house on fire in Minecraft because you thought lava would make a cool fireplace? Yeah, that was the moment you knew you were no longer a child. But fear not, because on our Minecraft SMP, we embrace your inner child and encourage you to make even more questionable decisions.

    Join us for a wild ride filled with epic battles, hilarious mishaps, and the occasional dance party in the Nether. Our community is like a dysfunctional family, but with more explosions and less awkward family dinners. So if you’re ready to unleash your inner chaos and take your Minecraft skills to the next level, come join us and see just how far you can push the boundaries of sanity. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of absurdity – you’re gonna need it.

    Updated October 16, 2024

    Players: 101/900 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 1 Undead Armies Raised: 5
    Endless Mazes Conquered: 1 Mimic Chests Discovered: 4
    Elemental Crystals Collected: 66 Glitched Entities Encountered: 5
    Magical Beanstalks Grown: 4 Ghost Trains Ridden: 1
    Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 2 Soul Swords Wielded: 6

    Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • TalentlessButCool

    TalentlessButCool
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and challenges? Well, look no further because our server is the wackiest, wildest, and weirdest one out there!

    Join us if you want to showcase your not-so-useful talents like juggling chickens, speaking in reverse, or reciting the alphabet backward while doing a handstand. We embrace all the weird and wonderful talents that make you, well, you!

    But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Whisperer, who can communicate with our feathered friends in ways you never thought possible. Rumor has it that the chickens even help you mine diamonds if you can impress them with your best chicken impression.

    So why wait? Join our server today and let your freak flag fly high as you embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Who knows, you might even discover a hidden talent for llama grooming or underwater basket weaving along the way. The possibilities are endless, just like the laughs you’ll have on our server!

    Updated October 16, 2024

    Players: 100/900 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Secret Passages Found: 8 Elemental Crystals Collected: 42
    Cursed Amulets Found: 5 Dragon Eggs Found: 4963
    Celestial Blades Sharpened: 12 Unseen Monsters Slain: 8
    Shadow Daggers Crafted: 27 Dragon Hoards Looted: 1
    Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 2 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 13

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Calorie Burner Rest Stop Walks

    Calorie Burner Rest Stop Walks
    So like, yo, u gotta join dis cray cray Minecraft server, cuz like, we got da most lit adventures eva! Like, imagine walkin’ in da game, right? But instead of just walkin’ straight, u gotta take mad stops along da way to burn dem calories! It’s like a workout in da game, fam!

    So like, u start walkin’ and den u gotta stop and do some crazy challenges to keep goin’. Like, maybe u gotta fight off a horde of zombie pigs or build a tower of llamas to reach da next level. It’s like a boot camp in da Minecraft world, but way more fun!

    And get dis, u gotta use more energy to start walkin’ again after each stop, so u burn even more calories! It’s like a never-ending cycle of exercise and adventure, all in one epic server. So come join us and get ready to sweat in da most epic way possible!

    Updated October 16, 2024

    Players: 92/700 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Cursed Lands Purified: 5 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 3
    Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 3 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 3
    Omnipotent Charms Created: 3 Infinity Stones Found: 3
    Haunted Mines Explored: 2 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 3
    Crops Grown: 4561 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 9

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • TerraCrafts Survival

    TerraCrafts Survival

    Welcome to TerraCrafts! Server IP: MC.TerraCrafts.com Game: Minecraft Java Dive into a world of adventure, exploration, and survival in TerraCrafts, the ultimate Minecraft experience! Whether you’re a builder, an adventurer, or a fighter, our server has something for everyone. Server IP: MC.TerraCrafts.com

    Updated October 16, 2024

    Players: 99/200 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Lost Souls Rescued: 6 Celestial Crowns Worn: 1
    Horror Stories Survived: 4 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 2
    Love Letters Sent: 4 Living Shadows Defeated: 1
    Secret Libraries Discovered: 5 Living Statues Befriended: 0
    Ghost Trains Ridden: 2 Epic Weapons Forged: 5

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Tophat

    Tophat

    Welcome to Tophat Minecraft Server!

    Join our vibrant community and experience thrilling gameplay in a unique BoxPvP environment! Whether you’re a veteran combatant or just starting your adventure, Tophat offers a dynamic arena where strategy and skill come together for epic battles.

    Features: – BoxPvP Arena: Engage in fast-paced, action-packed matches where only the best emerge victorious.

    – Tournaments: Participate in exciting tournaments with fantastic prizes and prove your worth against the best players.

    – Community Events: Join in on our fun community events for a chance to win exclusive rewards and meet fellow players.

    – Cross-Version Support: Play seamlessly across versions 1.8x-1.21x (with 1.20.1 as the main version).

    Connect now at tophat.mysrv.us and become part of the Tophat members! Join our Discord server for the latest updates, announcements, and others

    Updated October 16, 2024

    Players: 102/100 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Phantom Blocks Placed: 9 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 2
    Spectral Entities Defeated: 1 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 8
    Glorious Feasts Held: 16 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 2
    Falling into the Void: 2 Legendary Scepters Created: 5
    Wizards Turned into Frogs: 0 Dragon Hoards Looted: 2

    Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Tribe Thread Minecraft Server

    Tribe Thread Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have a unique feature called “cock tribute requests and saves”! Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

    1. Our server is home to the most epic and majestic cock statues you will ever see in Minecraft. Players can request their very own cock tribute to be built in their honor, or save their favorite cock creations for future generations to admire.

    2. We have a secret underground cock fighting arena where players can battle it out with their feathered friends in intense PvP matches. The winner gets to claim the title of Cock Champion and earn exclusive rewards.

    3. Our server is rumored to be haunted by the ghost of a giant cock who roams the land, terrorizing players who dare to challenge its might. Will you be brave enough to face this legendary creature and claim its treasure?

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and experience the madness for yourself!

    Updated October 16, 2024

    Players: 104/400 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Celestial Crowns Worn: 5 Secret Passages Found: 8
    Eldritch Scrolls Read: 3 Underground Cities Explored: 1
    Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 4 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 2
    Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 2 Celestial Gardens Planted: 5
    Unique Catgirls Spotted: 0 Magic Items Found: 5826

    Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • makes you mad < Minecraft SMP

    makes you mad < Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where everyone is just building the same old houses and farms? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where everything is turned up to 11!

    Why should you join, you ask? Well, for starters, our server has a special plugin that randomly makes you mad for no reason at all! One minute you’ll be peacefully mining for diamonds, and the next you’ll be throwing your pickaxe at a zombie for stealing your lunch money. It’s chaos at its finest!

    But that’s not all, folks! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a giant chicken who rules over the land with an iron beak. Rumor has it that if you can defeat the Chicken King in battle, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical potato. Sounds crazy, right? That’s just how we roll on this server!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and get ready for a wild ride of madness, mayhem, and maybe even a little bit of mining. Just watch out for those angry chickens!

    Updated October 16, 2024

    Players: 96/900 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Endermen Teleportation Errors: 0 Dragon Eggs Found: 8430
    Unbreakable Chains Forged: 6 Magic Items Found: 2000
    Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 1 Enchanted Forests Planted: 9
    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 1 Living Shadows Defeated: 5
    Royal Decrees Issued: 3 Rainbows Spotted: 8

    Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • KickOutCraft

    KickOutCraft
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama unfolds like a soap opera in the virtual world!

    Join us for some outrageous adventures and crazy stories, just like the time when a player’s sister-in-law kicked them out of their house in the game for no reason at all! Can you believe it? It’s like a real-life soap opera, but in Minecraft form!

    Build your own virtual house, take care of virtual kids, and deal with virtual gasslighting from other players. Who knew Minecraft could be so dramatic and intense? But hey, that’s what makes our server so unique and entertaining!

    So, if you’re looking for a server that’s full of surprises, drama, and unexpected twists, then look no further. Join us now and experience the chaos for yourself! Just remember, what happens in our Minecraft world stays in our Minecraft world. 😉

    Updated October 16, 2024

    Players: 104/500 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Arcane Towers Raised: 5 Cursed Taverns Survived: 4
    Gryphons Tamed: 3 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 5
    Curse of Binding Applied: 1 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 20
    Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 6 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 1
    Blood-Forged Axes Created: 12 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 6

    Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • RedstoneRevolution – Minecraft SMP

    RedstoneRevolution – Minecraft SMP
    Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us if you want to witness the power of the almighty Potato Cannon, a creation so revolutionary that it has single-handedly changed the course of history in our server.

    Picture this: a group of players armed with nothing but potatoes and a dream, coming together to build the ultimate weapon of mass destruction. The Potato Cannon has the ability to launch potatoes at lightning speed, causing chaos and destruction wherever it goes.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Army, a group of fearless warriors who ride into battle on the backs of giant chickens. Together, they fight off hordes of evil mobs and protect our precious potato crops at all costs.

    So why should you join our Minecraft SMP? Because where else can you witness the power of the Potato Cannon and ride into battle on a giant chicken? Join us now and become a part of the most ridiculous and entertaining server in the Minecraft universe!

    Updated October 16, 2024

    Players: 103/800 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Parallel Universes Unraveled: 0 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 0
    Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 1 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 5
    Ancient Ruins Explored: 5 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 1
    Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 2 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 18
    Villages Defended: 14 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 1

    Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • PixelPeenPraise

    PixelPeenPraise
    Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where no one appreciates the true beauty of your pixelated manhood? Look no further, because on our server, we have a whole cult dedicated to worshipping the majestic phallus of every player!

    Join us and receive compliments like “Your blocky member is truly a work of art” and “I’ve never seen such a magnificent pickaxe before!” Plus, rumor has it that the legendary Ender Dragon himself once whispered sweet nothings about a player’s diamond sword.

    So if you want your Minecraft experience to be filled with praise for your virtual manhood, come join us and show off your impressive block-building skills in more ways than one!

    Updated October 16, 2024

    Players: 110/600 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Forbidden Relics Collected: 7 Dark Rituals Completed: 8
    Horror Stories Survived: 6 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 1
    Hidden Villages Discovered: 1 Ether Blades Crafted: 7
    Werewolf Howls Heard: 4 Alien Abductions: 5
    Immortal Potions Brewed: 9 Mythical Quests Completed: 32

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • PentagonCraft – No Arms Embargo!

    PentagonCraft – No Arms Embargo!
    yo yo yo, listen up fam! u gotta join this lit minecraft server cuz it’s so freakin’ epic, like seriously bro.

    imagine this, right, you spawn in and you’re greeted by a freakin’ talking pig named Sir Oinksalot who gives you quests to go on epic adventures. like, one time he asked me to find the legendary diamond sword of doom and i had to battle a horde of evil chickens to get it.

    and get this, there’s a secret underground base where you can team up with other players to take on the evil Ender Dragon. but watch out, cuz there’s a rumor that the dragon is actually controlled by a group of evil llamas who want to take over the server.

    oh, and did i mention that there’s a hidden disco party room where you can dance the night away with your friends? it’s like the coolest thing ever, trust me.

    so come join us on this insane minecraft server, where anything is possible and the fun never stops. trust me, you won’t regret it!

    Updated October 16, 2024

    Players: 106/300 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Whispering Shadows Heard: 3 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 1
    Mystical Amulets Crafted: 41 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 2
    Phantom Knights Defeated: 6 Astral Staffs Crafted: 9
    Magic Wands Crafted: 7 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 2
    Ender Pearl Glitches: 1 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 3

    Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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