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Players: | 105/200 | Votes: | 8394 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 0 | Gods Slained: | 0 |
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 2 | Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 3 |
Time-Warping Watches Found: | 1 | Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 3 |
Potions Brewed: | 21 | Magic Items Found: | 8304 |
Hidden Villages Discovered: | 1 | Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 6 |
Mystic Runes Engraved: | 6 | Epic Weapons Forged: | 8 |
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 2 | Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 3 |
Join us and you’ll feel like you’re living in a real-life sitcom, where the boundaries of what’s socially acceptable are constantly pushed. Just like my sister, who decided to move in a profoundly disabled dishwasher she met at a restaurant. Who needs Tinder when you can find love in the most unexpected places?
So if you’re looking for a server that’s as outrageous and entertaining as my sister’s life choices, come join us! Just remember, drama is our middle name and anything goes. See you there!