Updated November 21, 2024
| Players: | 101/200 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Holy Grails Found: | 5 | Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 12 |
| Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 0 | Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 9 |
| Cursed Statues Activated: | 1 | Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 9 |
| Epic Mounts Acquired: | 6 | Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 1 |
| Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 1 | Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 0 |
| Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 18 | Haunted Mines Explored: | 1 |
| Reality Warps Survived: | 2 | Hidden Passages Discovered: | 7 |
Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!
Imagine a world where you can build your dream castle, mine for diamonds, and fight off creepers without any toxic friends trying to sabotage your relationships. Our server is a drama-free zone where the only thing blowing up is TNT, not your friendships.
Forget about Save The Dates for weddings you don’t want to attend – on our server, the only date you need to worry about is the release date for the next update. Plus, we promise that none of our players will talk smack about you behind your back or try to set you up with their friends.
So come join us for a hilarious and lighthearted Minecraft experience that will make you forget all about the real world drama. Who needs fake friends when you have a whole community of blocky buddies waiting to play with you? See you on the server!
