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| Players: | 90/800 | Votes: | 771 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Mythical Relics Collected: | 10 | Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 13 |
| Phoenix Feathers Found: | 8 | Shattered Realms Restored: | 1 |
| Herobrine Sightings: | 10 | Astral Projections Made: | 1 |
| Gods Slained: | 1 | Forbidden Tomes Read: | 6 |
| Endless Night Skies: | 3 | Animals Bred: | 133 |
| Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 1 | Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 41 |
| Magical Moments Shared: | 8 | Whispering Shadows Heard: | 4 |
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