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Players: | 100/900 | Votes: | 4574 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
New Chunks Explored: | 792728 | Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 4 |
Secret Libraries Discovered: | 4 | Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 151 |
Cursed Swords Broken: | 3 | Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 5 |
Time-Warping Watches Found: | 1 | World-Altering Spells Cast: | 2 |
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 1 | Potions Brewed: | 148 |
Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 113 | Cursed Amulets Found: | 0 |
Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 13 | Demonic Pacts Formed: | 3 |
Join us on this crazy adventure where we use words like fastkun to talk about things, just like in the book 1984. And if you’re a jannie, watch out! Our military tribunal will come for you, drag you to gitmo, and hang you by a rope until you’re dead. But hey, you can always repent and rat out your fellow conspirators to save yourself – it’s a win-win situation! So come join us for some chaotic fun on phastmensch’s Minecraft SMP.