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Players: | 95/300 | Votes: | 4120 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Dragon Eggs Found: | 4197 | Shadow Figures Spotted: | 1 |
Astral Amulets Crafted: | 17 | Emeralds Found: | 1969 |
Powerful Allies Recruited: | 4 | Invisible Pathways Walked: | 4 |
Endless Legions Commanded: | 22 | Mineshafts Explored: | 1 |
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 3 | Meteorites Collected: | 3 |
Wilderness Tamed: | 18 | Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 9 |
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 3 | Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 2 |
we got pigs that can fly, chickens that lay diamond eggs, and cows that shoot lasers out of their udders.
come hang out with our friendly community of players who are all secretly llamas in disguise. we have epic build battles where you can show off your mad building skills and win prizes like a pet dragon that farts rainbows.
join us on this magical journey through the land of derpiness and mayhem. who needs reality when you can have a minecraft server that defies all logic and reason? come join us, you won’t regret it (probably).