WeaknessCraft SMP | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate test of your Minecraft skills! Join us if you want to prove that you can survive in a world where creepers ride pigs and zombies wear top hats.

Our server is so intense that even the Ender Dragon is scared to come near us. We have secret underground bases filled with treasure and traps that will make you question your sanity. And don’t even get me started on the PvP battles – it’s like watching a bunch of chickens fight over a diamond sword.

So, what are you waiting for? Join our server and show us what you’re made of. Just be prepared to face your greatest weakness – the urge to play for hours on end without realizing it.

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	103/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Phantom Knights Defeated:	6
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Enchanted Forests Planted:	3
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Underground Cities Explored:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

Bongo Drummer’s Rent Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild party where the grass is always dancing! Join us and experience the thrill of slapping creepers’ asses like a bongo drummer whose rent is due the next day. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before. So come on, join the madness and let’s make some unforgettable memories together!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	96/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Zombie Dances:	7	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Gods Slained:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

Podcasts Minecraft SMP – Are Any Of His 50+ Worth Listening To Anymore?

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Are you tired of listening to the same old podcasts that just don’t hit the mark anymore? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft SMP is here to save the day! Join us for some epic gaming adventures and hilarious shenanigans that will have you laughing so hard, you’ll forget all about those boring podcasts. Plus, rumor has it that if you join our server, you’ll unlock the secret to eternal youth and unlimited diamonds! So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let the craziness begin!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	103/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	35
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Alien Abductions:	5
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	0

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

BrasilBrosAdventure

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Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of real life? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with craziness and fun!

Imagine a world where you can build your dream home without anyone shipping kids to your doorstep without warning. No surprise stepmom duties here! Plus, forget about fertility treatments and pressure from your partner to get pregnant. On our server, the only thing you’ll be birthing are epic creations!

And get this – there’s no need to sell your car to fund IVF treatments. We don’t believe in putting that kind of financial strain on our players. Instead, focus on building the house of your dreams without any interference from in-laws jetting off to F1 races in Brazil.

So, if you’re tired of feeling betrayed and want a break from real-life drama, join our Minecraft server today! Trust us, the only thing you’ll be snapping at is creepers in the game. See you there!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	93/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Divine Spears Created:	25
Glorious Feasts Held:	9	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	10
Titanic Battles Fought:	14	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

SantaGoneMinecraftSMP

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Joining our Minecraft SMP and realizing that diamonds are actually just shiny rocks that have no real value in the real world. But fear not, because in our server, these shiny rocks can be used to build extravagant diamond palaces, diamond armor that sparkles brighter than a disco ball, and even diamond toilets for the ultimate luxury experience.

We have a thriving community of players who are all secretly unicorns in disguise, so you never know who you might be mining diamonds next to. Our server events include epic unicorn races, where players ride rainbow-colored pigs to the finish line, and intense llama battles where the last one standing gets a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples.

But the real reason to join our Minecraft SMP is the secret underground society of dancing creepers who throw the most lit parties in all of Minecraft. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a creeper breakdancing to the beat of a jukebox while wearing a top hat and monocle.

So come join us and experience a Minecraft SMP like no other, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few exploding creepers).

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	93/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	12
Dark Rituals Completed:	3	Enchantments Applied:	195
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	13
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

BlockyParentRegrets

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Are you tired of mining for diamonds only to have them stolen by creepers? Do you wish you could ride a llama into battle against a horde of zombies? Look no further than our Minecraft server!

Join us for a wild ride filled with epic quests, ridiculous mini-games, and a community of players who are just as crazy as you are. Our server is so awesome, even Herobrine himself is scared to log on!

Forget about your regrets with your parents and come make some new ones with us on our server. Who needs therapy when you can battle giant chickens and build a castle made entirely out of cake? So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the insanity begin!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	91/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	23	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Meteorites Collected:	4
Crops Grown:	7999	Zombie Dances:	9
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Magical Moments Shared:	29

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

KurskCraft: Ukraine Expansion

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HEY YOU! YEAH, YOU! WANNA JOIN A MINECRAFT SERVER THAT’S SO EPIC, EVEN UKRAINE IS TALKING ABOUT IT?!

IMAGINE THIS: YOU’RE BUILDING A HOUSE, MINDING YOUR OWN BUSINESS, AND THEN SUDDENLY A WILD CREEPER APPEARS WEARING A UKRAINIAN FLAG! THAT’S RIGHT, OUR SERVER IS SO LIT, EVEN THE MOBS ARE GETTING IN ON THE FUN!

BUT WAIT, THERE’S MORE! OUR SERVER HAS A SECRET PORTAL THAT TAKES YOU STRAIGHT TO THE KURSK REGION IN RUSSIA! YEAH, YOU CAN BUILD A HOUSE RIGHT NEXT TO PUTIN’S SUMMER HOME! WHO WOULDN’T WANT THAT?!

SO HURRY UP AND JOIN OUR SERVER BEFORE UKRAINE UNVEILS THE NEXT BIG EXPANSION! DON’T MISS OUT ON ALL THE CRAZY ADVENTURES AND MEMES THAT AWAIT YOU! #YOLOMINECRAFTFOREVER”

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	108/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	96	Herobrine Sightings:	5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	5	Magic Crystals Found:	6
Cosmic Pies Baked:	10	Buildings Constructed:	7
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

Nature Senses Alive

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so like, u know how u play minecraft and u just feel so at peace with nature? well, this server takes that feeling to a whole new level, bro. like, u will be so immersed in the virtual world that u will literally feel like u are in a national park or forest.

we did a study and found that all five of ur senses will be activated in the most positive ways possible. ur eyes will be blessed with the most beautiful landscapes, ur ears will be serenaded by the sounds of nature, ur nose will be filled with the scent of fresh flowers, ur skin will tingle with the touch of the breeze, and ur taste buds will be tantalized by the virtual snacks we provide (jk, we don’t actually have virtual snacks, but wouldn’t that be cool?).

so, if u wanna experience nature in a whole new way and have ur senses tingling with joy, then join our server. trust me, u won’t regret it. plus, we have unicorns. unicorns, bro. need i say more?

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	90/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Endless Legions Commanded:	12	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	194
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	28	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

What is the IP for not Otzdarva Minecraft Server?

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Not Otzdarva is a popular Twitch and YouTube content creator known for his gaming streams and videos. He has gained a loyal following for his humorous commentary and skilled gameplay in a variety of games. Not Otzdarva has a unique style that sets him apart from other streamers and has garnered him a dedicated fan base.

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	109/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Mythical Relics Collected:	13

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

❤ ANARCHY ❤ PLAY 360 MINUTES AND GET A DONATE! Minecraft server

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What should I write here, server is fine, come over, you can buy donuts there, or you don’t have to buy them

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	100/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Cosmic Pies Baked:	10

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

Vrench’s Epic Minecraft Server

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Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Vrench has done it again, creating a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers break out into spontaneous dance parties.

Join us for epic adventures where you can ride llamas into battle, build a house out of enchanted cookies, and challenge the Ender Dragon to a game of musical chairs. Our community is filled with wacky characters who will keep you laughing for hours on end.

But beware, Vrench is always up to some mischief, so you never know what crazy surprises await you around every corner. So grab your pickaxe and join us for a wild ride that will have you saying “Did id again :DDDDD” every time you log on!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	96/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Star Shards Collected:	74
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Dimension Hops:	8
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

RIP! STINKY RIGHT NOW Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, say RIP to that stinky vibe and join our server where chaos reigns supreme!

Picture this: you log on and immediately get attacked by a gang of chickens wielding diamond swords. You try to run but end up falling into a pit of lava filled with dancing pandas. Don’t worry, they’re friendly…we think.

But wait, it gets better! Our server has a secret underground disco where the creepers go to let loose and show off their sick dance moves. And rumor has it, if you can out-dance a creeper, you’ll be rewarded with a chest full of enchanted golden carrots.

So why join our server? Because where else can you ride a llama into battle against an army of evil bunnies, build a house out of rainbow blocks, and participate in a weekly hot dog eating contest with the Ender Dragon? Only on RIP! STINKY RIGHT NOW! Join us if you dare, but be prepared for the wildest Minecraft experience of your life.

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	101/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	6
Dragons Tamed:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Buildings Constructed:	25	Divine Scrolls Written:	22
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6
New Chunks Explored:	513828	Arcane Towers Raised:	3

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

MomDebtNoMineCraft Server

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So, get this, right? I (19F) just started working at a restaurant and my mom (53F) is out here living her best life, jetting off to Brazil for a month like it’s NBD. But guess what? She used her credit card to pay for it and now she’s hitting me up for £1,000 to cover her debt. Like, sis, do I look like a money tree to you?

I’m trying to save up for vet school, okay? I can’t be dropping stacks left and right to bail my mom out of her financial messes. And to top it all off, she’s calling me selfish and saying she didn’t raise me like this. Um, excuse me, but who raised who here?

Join our Minecraft server and escape the drama of real life! We’ve got virtual blocks to build with, no credit card debt to worry about, and definitely no angry texts from entitled parents. Plus, our community is so chill, you’ll forget all about your family drama. Trust me, you won’t find a better escape than this server. So what are you waiting for? Join now and leave your real life problems behind!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	94/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Potions Brewed:	199
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	11	Enchanted Armories Found:	3
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

BabyCraft: No Handouts, Git Gud

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we don’t just build blocks, we build drama! Join us for a wild ride filled with family feuds and financial fiascos.

Imagine a world where your virtual grandchildren are constantly asking for handouts, even though they drive fancy cars and sip Starbucks every morning. Will you stand your ground and tell them to sell their third car? Or will you cave and help them with their baby formula and diapers?

Get ready for some intense virtual conversations as you navigate the complexities of being a grandparent in a world where baby expenses are through the roof. Who knew Minecraft could be so relatable to real-life family dynamics?

Join our server now and experience the thrill of virtual family drama like never before. Who needs reality TV when you have Minecraft?

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	91/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Runes Activated:	7	Mythical Quests Completed:	28
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	92	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Astral Orbs Gathered:	11	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

Orgy Cleanup Crew – Minecraft SMP

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Join our Minecraft SMP and find out! We have epic build battles, intense PVP tournaments, and even a secret underground club where players can let loose after a long day of mining and crafting. Rumor has it that the winner of our weekly spleef competition gets a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples. Plus, our admin once rode a pig off a cliff and survived with half a heart left – if that’s not a reason to join, we don’t know what is! So come on, join us and see what crazy adventures await in our wild and wacky world. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a stack of diamond blocks – you’re gonna need ’em!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	108/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	7
Magic Items Found:	1118	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Buildings Constructed:	6
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

GenderBendCraft

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Hey there gamers! Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, have we got the server for you! Imagine waking up in a world where pigs fly, creepers do the cha-cha, and diamonds rain from the sky.

Join our server and experience the thrill of riding a llama into battle against a horde of zombie chickens. Build your dream castle out of rainbow blocks and defend it from a gang of mischievous Endermen.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Blocktopus, a creature made entirely out of blocks that grants wishes to those brave enough to find it. Rumor has it that one wish involves turning all the sheep into disco-dancing unicorns.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret portal that leads to a dimension where everyone has square heads and talks in binary code. The possibilities are endless!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	95/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Treasure Maps Found:	3
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Falling into the Void:	0	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.