WeaknessCraft SMP | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate test of your Minecraft skills! Join us if you want to prove that you can survive in a world where creepers ride pigs and zombies wear top hats.

Our server is so intense that even the Ender Dragon is scared to come near us. We have secret underground bases filled with treasure and traps that will make you question your sanity. And don’t even get me started on the PvP battles – it’s like watching a bunch of chickens fight over a diamond sword.

So, what are you waiting for? Join our server and show us what you’re made of. Just be prepared to face your greatest weakness – the urge to play for hours on end without realizing it.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	94/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	36	Gnome Villages Protected:	4
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Farms Harvested:	496
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

Blocktopia: Underrated Life Lessons

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Are you tired of boring old servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is here to shake things up in the most hilarious way possible!

Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns as you navigate through our wacky world. From exploding chickens to talking trees, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the most underrated book and movie club in the Minecraft universe. Discover hidden gems that will leave you questioning everything you thought you knew about life. Who knew that a movie about a talking potato could teach you such valuable life lessons?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare to be amazed, amused, and utterly confused in the best way possible!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	100/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	18
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	92
Dimension Hops:	0	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Phantom Rings Equipped:	7	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

Pixel Pals: The Untold Tale

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So, like, imagine this, right? You’re just minding your own business in Minecraft, building your little dirt house, when all of a sudden, BAM! You’re sucked into a vortex and transported to the most epic server you’ve ever seen!

This server is like a magical land filled with unicorns, rainbows, and flying pigs. You can ride a giant chicken into battle against evil zombies, or challenge your friends to a dance-off in the disco castle.

But wait, there’s more! The server is also home to the legendary Golden Pickaxe, rumored to have the power to mine diamonds with just one tap. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret underground lair of the Potato King, who grants wishes to those who can solve his riddles.

So, what are you waiting for? Join this server now and embark on the wildest Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust me, you won’t regret it.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	109/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	8
Phantom Knights Defeated:	4	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	16
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	8

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

TumbleCraft – Senior Falls Edition

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come join our epic minecraft server where falling is not only encouraged, it’s a way of life! we have custom gravity settings that will have you tripping over your own blocky feet in no time. but don’t worry, we’ve got helmets for protection (made of diamond, of course).

we’ve got crazy mini-games like “falling frenzy” where the goal is to plummet to the ground as fast as possible without splatting. the winner gets a special potion that turns them into a flying pig for 24 hours. trust us, it’s a hoot.

plus, our server is so intense that it will increase your risk of future dementia diagnosis by 21%! who needs a boring old brain anyway? and the best part? all the health care expenditures from your falls go towards building more insane obstacles for you to conquer.

so what are you waiting for? come join us and fall your way to victory! it’s a wild ride you won’t want to miss.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	103/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Phoenix Feathers Found:	5	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	15
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

HeartCraft: Where creepers sneak up on you faster than you can say ‘diamonds!’ Average 15 online, no resets, all the griefing you can handle!

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HearthCraft Minecraft Server Overview

Feature	Description
Server Type	No-griefing economy SMP
Server Launch Date	October 2018
Pay-to-Win Store	0% pay-to-win store
Special Features	Live map, pet system, marriage plugin, leaderboard, land claiming
Technical Specs	Dedicated Ryzen 5 5800X server in Virginia, uses Purpur, block logging with CoreProtect, inventory rollback
World Size	Main world is 90,000 x 90,000, other worlds are at least 20,000 x 20,000

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

1. Can I grief other players?

No, HearthCraft has a zero tolerance policy for griefing. Players are encouraged to build and create without fear of their creations being destroyed by others.

2. Are there paid perks in the server?

No, HearthCraft prides itself on being a 0% pay-to-win server. All gameplay features are accessible to all players without the need for paid perks.

3. How can I claim land?

Players can use the land claiming feature on HearthCraft to protect their builds and belongings. This prevents other players from modifying or destroying their creations.

4. What is the server difficulty level?

The server difficulty is set to Hard, providing a challenging survival experience for players.

5. How can I access the live map?

Players can view the live map of the server by visiting: https://map.hearthcraft.net

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	100/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	65	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	28	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	New Chunks Explored:	944015
Dragon Eggs Found:	9029	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	0

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

Bongo Drummer’s Rent Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild party where the grass is always dancing! Join us and experience the thrill of slapping creepers’ asses like a bongo drummer whose rent is due the next day. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before. So come on, join the madness and let’s make some unforgettable memories together!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	96/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	14	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Herobrine Sightings:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

Podcasts Minecraft SMP – Are Any Of His 50+ Worth Listening To Anymore?

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Are you tired of listening to the same old podcasts that just don’t hit the mark anymore? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft SMP is here to save the day! Join us for some epic gaming adventures and hilarious shenanigans that will have you laughing so hard, you’ll forget all about those boring podcasts. Plus, rumor has it that if you join our server, you’ll unlock the secret to eternal youth and unlimited diamonds! So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let the craziness begin!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	110/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	33	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	188
Ether Blades Crafted:	5	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

BrasilBrosAdventure

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Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of real life? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with craziness and fun!

Imagine a world where you can build your dream home without anyone shipping kids to your doorstep without warning. No surprise stepmom duties here! Plus, forget about fertility treatments and pressure from your partner to get pregnant. On our server, the only thing you’ll be birthing are epic creations!

And get this – there’s no need to sell your car to fund IVF treatments. We don’t believe in putting that kind of financial strain on our players. Instead, focus on building the house of your dreams without any interference from in-laws jetting off to F1 races in Brazil.

So, if you’re tired of feeling betrayed and want a break from real-life drama, join our Minecraft server today! Trust us, the only thing you’ll be snapping at is creepers in the game. See you there!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	90/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Towns Built:	4	Wilderness Tamed:	17
Star Shards Collected:	102	Wyrmholes Dug:	9
Players Killed by Monsters:	4206	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Chimeras Created:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	32	Endless Mazes Solved:	1

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

SantaGoneMinecraftSMP

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Joining our Minecraft SMP and realizing that diamonds are actually just shiny rocks that have no real value in the real world. But fear not, because in our server, these shiny rocks can be used to build extravagant diamond palaces, diamond armor that sparkles brighter than a disco ball, and even diamond toilets for the ultimate luxury experience.

We have a thriving community of players who are all secretly unicorns in disguise, so you never know who you might be mining diamonds next to. Our server events include epic unicorn races, where players ride rainbow-colored pigs to the finish line, and intense llama battles where the last one standing gets a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples.

But the real reason to join our Minecraft SMP is the secret underground society of dancing creepers who throw the most lit parties in all of Minecraft. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a creeper breakdancing to the beat of a jukebox while wearing a top hat and monocle.

So come join us and experience a Minecraft SMP like no other, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few exploding creepers).

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	110/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Holy Grails Found:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	17	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

BlockyParentRegrets

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Are you tired of mining for diamonds only to have them stolen by creepers? Do you wish you could ride a llama into battle against a horde of zombies? Look no further than our Minecraft server!

Join us for a wild ride filled with epic quests, ridiculous mini-games, and a community of players who are just as crazy as you are. Our server is so awesome, even Herobrine himself is scared to log on!

Forget about your regrets with your parents and come make some new ones with us on our server. Who needs therapy when you can battle giant chickens and build a castle made entirely out of cake? So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the insanity begin!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	103/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	10
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Phantom Blocks Placed:	6	Mythical Relics Collected:	16
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Holy Grails Found:	5
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	5

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

KurskCraft: Ukraine Expansion

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HEY YOU! YEAH, YOU! WANNA JOIN A MINECRAFT SERVER THAT’S SO EPIC, EVEN UKRAINE IS TALKING ABOUT IT?!

IMAGINE THIS: YOU’RE BUILDING A HOUSE, MINDING YOUR OWN BUSINESS, AND THEN SUDDENLY A WILD CREEPER APPEARS WEARING A UKRAINIAN FLAG! THAT’S RIGHT, OUR SERVER IS SO LIT, EVEN THE MOBS ARE GETTING IN ON THE FUN!

BUT WAIT, THERE’S MORE! OUR SERVER HAS A SECRET PORTAL THAT TAKES YOU STRAIGHT TO THE KURSK REGION IN RUSSIA! YEAH, YOU CAN BUILD A HOUSE RIGHT NEXT TO PUTIN’S SUMMER HOME! WHO WOULDN’T WANT THAT?!

SO HURRY UP AND JOIN OUR SERVER BEFORE UKRAINE UNVEILS THE NEXT BIG EXPANSION! DON’T MISS OUT ON ALL THE CRAZY ADVENTURES AND MEMES THAT AWAIT YOU! #YOLOMINECRAFTFOREVER”

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	99/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Alien Abductions:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	9
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	12
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12	Players Killed by Monsters:	6308

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

Nature Senses Alive

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so like, u know how u play minecraft and u just feel so at peace with nature? well, this server takes that feeling to a whole new level, bro. like, u will be so immersed in the virtual world that u will literally feel like u are in a national park or forest.

we did a study and found that all five of ur senses will be activated in the most positive ways possible. ur eyes will be blessed with the most beautiful landscapes, ur ears will be serenaded by the sounds of nature, ur nose will be filled with the scent of fresh flowers, ur skin will tingle with the touch of the breeze, and ur taste buds will be tantalized by the virtual snacks we provide (jk, we don’t actually have virtual snacks, but wouldn’t that be cool?).

so, if u wanna experience nature in a whole new way and have ur senses tingling with joy, then join our server. trust me, u won’t regret it. plus, we have unicorns. unicorns, bro. need i say more?

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	91/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7
Void Gems Collected:	20	Buildings Constructed:	36
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

What is the IP for not Otzdarva Minecraft Server?

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Not Otzdarva is a popular Twitch and YouTube content creator known for his gaming streams and videos. He has gained a loyal following for his humorous commentary and skilled gameplay in a variety of games. Not Otzdarva has a unique style that sets him apart from other streamers and has garnered him a dedicated fan base.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	104/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Endless Night Skies:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	12	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Alien Abductions:	0	Enchanted Forests Planted:	12

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

❤ ANARCHY ❤ PLAY 360 MINUTES AND GET A DONATE! Minecraft server

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What should I write here, server is fine, come over, you can buy donuts there, or you don’t have to buy them

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	97/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Astral Amulets Crafted:	40	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	6
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	37

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

Vrench’s Epic Minecraft Server

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Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Vrench has done it again, creating a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers break out into spontaneous dance parties.

Join us for epic adventures where you can ride llamas into battle, build a house out of enchanted cookies, and challenge the Ender Dragon to a game of musical chairs. Our community is filled with wacky characters who will keep you laughing for hours on end.

But beware, Vrench is always up to some mischief, so you never know what crazy surprises await you around every corner. So grab your pickaxe and join us for a wild ride that will have you saying “Did id again :DDDDD” every time you log on!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	94/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	45	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	25
New Chunks Explored:	754536	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Gods Slained:	0
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	11

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

RIP! STINKY RIGHT NOW Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, say RIP to that stinky vibe and join our server where chaos reigns supreme!

Picture this: you log on and immediately get attacked by a gang of chickens wielding diamond swords. You try to run but end up falling into a pit of lava filled with dancing pandas. Don’t worry, they’re friendly…we think.

But wait, it gets better! Our server has a secret underground disco where the creepers go to let loose and show off their sick dance moves. And rumor has it, if you can out-dance a creeper, you’ll be rewarded with a chest full of enchanted golden carrots.

So why join our server? Because where else can you ride a llama into battle against an army of evil bunnies, build a house out of rainbow blocks, and participate in a weekly hot dog eating contest with the Ender Dragon? Only on RIP! STINKY RIGHT NOW! Join us if you dare, but be prepared for the wildest Minecraft experience of your life.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	103/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20
Forbidden Relics Collected:	4	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Potions Brewed:	145

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.