WeaknessCraft SMP | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate test of your Minecraft skills! Join us if you want to prove that you can survive in a world where creepers ride pigs and zombies wear top hats.

Our server is so intense that even the Ender Dragon is scared to come near us. We have secret underground bases filled with treasure and traps that will make you question your sanity. And don’t even get me started on the PvP battles – it’s like watching a bunch of chickens fight over a diamond sword.

So, what are you waiting for? Join our server and show us what you’re made of. Just be prepared to face your greatest weakness – the urge to play for hours on end without realizing it.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	110/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Cursed Lands Purified:	10	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Cozy Campfires Lit:	15	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	17	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

CraftyCrisis Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of your Minecraft world falling apart before your very eyes? Join our SMP and let the chaos ensue! We have a team of expert builders who will literally hold your world together with duct tape and bubble gum. Need a break from the stress of block placing? Our resident comedian will keep you in stitches with their hilarious jokes and antics. So come on, join us and see if you can survive the madness!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	110/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Magic Items Found:	1836
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

Blocktopia: Underrated Life Lessons

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Are you tired of boring old servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is here to shake things up in the most hilarious way possible!

Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns as you navigate through our wacky world. From exploding chickens to talking trees, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the most underrated book and movie club in the Minecraft universe. Discover hidden gems that will leave you questioning everything you thought you knew about life. Who knew that a movie about a talking potato could teach you such valuable life lessons?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare to be amazed, amused, and utterly confused in the best way possible!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	99/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Emeralds Found:	7668
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Mines Excavated:	4171
Holy Grails Found:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
Endless Night Skies:	4	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

Pixel Pals: The Untold Tale

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So, like, imagine this, right? You’re just minding your own business in Minecraft, building your little dirt house, when all of a sudden, BAM! You’re sucked into a vortex and transported to the most epic server you’ve ever seen!

This server is like a magical land filled with unicorns, rainbows, and flying pigs. You can ride a giant chicken into battle against evil zombies, or challenge your friends to a dance-off in the disco castle.

But wait, there’s more! The server is also home to the legendary Golden Pickaxe, rumored to have the power to mine diamonds with just one tap. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret underground lair of the Potato King, who grants wishes to those who can solve his riddles.

So, what are you waiting for? Join this server now and embark on the wildest Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust me, you won’t regret it.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	101/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Holy Grails Found:	1
Goblin Markets Raided:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	1227
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	14
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	8

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

TumbleCraft – Senior Falls Edition

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come join our epic minecraft server where falling is not only encouraged, it’s a way of life! we have custom gravity settings that will have you tripping over your own blocky feet in no time. but don’t worry, we’ve got helmets for protection (made of diamond, of course).

we’ve got crazy mini-games like “falling frenzy” where the goal is to plummet to the ground as fast as possible without splatting. the winner gets a special potion that turns them into a flying pig for 24 hours. trust us, it’s a hoot.

plus, our server is so intense that it will increase your risk of future dementia diagnosis by 21%! who needs a boring old brain anyway? and the best part? all the health care expenditures from your falls go towards building more insane obstacles for you to conquer.

so what are you waiting for? come join us and fall your way to victory! it’s a wild ride you won’t want to miss.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	95/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	428
Mythical Swords Crafted:	98	Star Shards Collected:	182

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

HeartCraft: Where creepers sneak up on you faster than you can say ‘diamonds!’ Average 15 online, no resets, all the griefing you can handle!

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HearthCraft Minecraft Server Overview

Feature	Description
Server Type	No-griefing economy SMP
Server Launch Date	October 2018
Pay-to-Win Store	0% pay-to-win store
Special Features	Live map, pet system, marriage plugin, leaderboard, land claiming
Technical Specs	Dedicated Ryzen 5 5800X server in Virginia, uses Purpur, block logging with CoreProtect, inventory rollback
World Size	Main world is 90,000 x 90,000, other worlds are at least 20,000 x 20,000

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

1. Can I grief other players?

No, HearthCraft has a zero tolerance policy for griefing. Players are encouraged to build and create without fear of their creations being destroyed by others.

2. Are there paid perks in the server?

No, HearthCraft prides itself on being a 0% pay-to-win server. All gameplay features are accessible to all players without the need for paid perks.

3. How can I claim land?

Players can use the land claiming feature on HearthCraft to protect their builds and belongings. This prevents other players from modifying or destroying their creations.

4. What is the server difficulty level?

The server difficulty is set to Hard, providing a challenging survival experience for players.

5. How can I access the live map?

Players can view the live map of the server by visiting: https://map.hearthcraft.net

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	104/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	1
Astral Orbs Gathered:	20	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Royal Courts Attended:	0

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

Bongo Drummer’s Rent Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild party where the grass is always dancing! Join us and experience the thrill of slapping creepers’ asses like a bongo drummer whose rent is due the next day. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before. So come on, join the madness and let’s make some unforgettable memories together!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	91/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	26
Mysterious Portals Opened:	11	Void Armor Forged:	14
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	215	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	56
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Arcane Towers Raised:	2

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

Podcasts Minecraft SMP – Are Any Of His 50+ Worth Listening To Anymore?

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Are you tired of listening to the same old podcasts that just don’t hit the mark anymore? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft SMP is here to save the day! Join us for some epic gaming adventures and hilarious shenanigans that will have you laughing so hard, you’ll forget all about those boring podcasts. Plus, rumor has it that if you join our server, you’ll unlock the secret to eternal youth and unlimited diamonds! So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let the craziness begin!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	91/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	14	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14
Gnome Villages Protected:	9	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Astral Projections Made:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

BrasilBrosAdventure

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Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of real life? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with craziness and fun!

Imagine a world where you can build your dream home without anyone shipping kids to your doorstep without warning. No surprise stepmom duties here! Plus, forget about fertility treatments and pressure from your partner to get pregnant. On our server, the only thing you’ll be birthing are epic creations!

And get this – there’s no need to sell your car to fund IVF treatments. We don’t believe in putting that kind of financial strain on our players. Instead, focus on building the house of your dreams without any interference from in-laws jetting off to F1 races in Brazil.

So, if you’re tired of feeling betrayed and want a break from real-life drama, join our Minecraft server today! Trust us, the only thing you’ll be snapping at is creepers in the game. See you there!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	92/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6
Shadow Figures Spotted:	8	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

SantaGoneMinecraftSMP

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Joining our Minecraft SMP and realizing that diamonds are actually just shiny rocks that have no real value in the real world. But fear not, because in our server, these shiny rocks can be used to build extravagant diamond palaces, diamond armor that sparkles brighter than a disco ball, and even diamond toilets for the ultimate luxury experience.

We have a thriving community of players who are all secretly unicorns in disguise, so you never know who you might be mining diamonds next to. Our server events include epic unicorn races, where players ride rainbow-colored pigs to the finish line, and intense llama battles where the last one standing gets a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples.

But the real reason to join our Minecraft SMP is the secret underground society of dancing creepers who throw the most lit parties in all of Minecraft. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a creeper breakdancing to the beat of a jukebox while wearing a top hat and monocle.

So come join us and experience a Minecraft SMP like no other, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few exploding creepers).

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	95/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	7	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Villages Defended:	5	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	3

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

BlockyParentRegrets

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Are you tired of mining for diamonds only to have them stolen by creepers? Do you wish you could ride a llama into battle against a horde of zombies? Look no further than our Minecraft server!

Join us for a wild ride filled with epic quests, ridiculous mini-games, and a community of players who are just as crazy as you are. Our server is so awesome, even Herobrine himself is scared to log on!

Forget about your regrets with your parents and come make some new ones with us on our server. Who needs therapy when you can battle giant chickens and build a castle made entirely out of cake? So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the insanity begin!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	93/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Immortal Anvils Forged:	12
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Wilderness Tamed:	5
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	5
Enchanted Armories Found:	10	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	21	Treasure Maps Found:	13

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

KurskCraft: Ukraine Expansion

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HEY YOU! YEAH, YOU! WANNA JOIN A MINECRAFT SERVER THAT’S SO EPIC, EVEN UKRAINE IS TALKING ABOUT IT?!

IMAGINE THIS: YOU’RE BUILDING A HOUSE, MINDING YOUR OWN BUSINESS, AND THEN SUDDENLY A WILD CREEPER APPEARS WEARING A UKRAINIAN FLAG! THAT’S RIGHT, OUR SERVER IS SO LIT, EVEN THE MOBS ARE GETTING IN ON THE FUN!

BUT WAIT, THERE’S MORE! OUR SERVER HAS A SECRET PORTAL THAT TAKES YOU STRAIGHT TO THE KURSK REGION IN RUSSIA! YEAH, YOU CAN BUILD A HOUSE RIGHT NEXT TO PUTIN’S SUMMER HOME! WHO WOULDN’T WANT THAT?!

SO HURRY UP AND JOIN OUR SERVER BEFORE UKRAINE UNVEILS THE NEXT BIG EXPANSION! DON’T MISS OUT ON ALL THE CRAZY ADVENTURES AND MEMES THAT AWAIT YOU! #YOLOMINECRAFTFOREVER”

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	96/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Ores Mined:	1964
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

Nature Senses Alive

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so like, u know how u play minecraft and u just feel so at peace with nature? well, this server takes that feeling to a whole new level, bro. like, u will be so immersed in the virtual world that u will literally feel like u are in a national park or forest.

we did a study and found that all five of ur senses will be activated in the most positive ways possible. ur eyes will be blessed with the most beautiful landscapes, ur ears will be serenaded by the sounds of nature, ur nose will be filled with the scent of fresh flowers, ur skin will tingle with the touch of the breeze, and ur taste buds will be tantalized by the virtual snacks we provide (jk, we don’t actually have virtual snacks, but wouldn’t that be cool?).

so, if u wanna experience nature in a whole new way and have ur senses tingling with joy, then join our server. trust me, u won’t regret it. plus, we have unicorns. unicorns, bro. need i say more?

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	99/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Magic Items Found:	1020	Heroic Legacies Created:	5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

What is the IP for not Otzdarva Minecraft Server?

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Not Otzdarva is a popular Twitch and YouTube content creator known for his gaming streams and videos. He has gained a loyal following for his humorous commentary and skilled gameplay in a variety of games. Not Otzdarva has a unique style that sets him apart from other streamers and has garnered him a dedicated fan base.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	92/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9
Dark Rituals Completed:	4	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

❤ ANARCHY ❤ PLAY 360 MINUTES AND GET A DONATE! Minecraft server

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What should I write here, server is fine, come over, you can buy donuts there, or you don’t have to buy them

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	108/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	7	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Farms Harvested:	518	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Mythical Quests Completed:	47	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

Vrench’s Epic Minecraft Server

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Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Vrench has done it again, creating a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers break out into spontaneous dance parties.

Join us for epic adventures where you can ride llamas into battle, build a house out of enchanted cookies, and challenge the Ender Dragon to a game of musical chairs. Our community is filled with wacky characters who will keep you laughing for hours on end.

But beware, Vrench is always up to some mischief, so you never know what crazy surprises await you around every corner. So grab your pickaxe and join us for a wild ride that will have you saying “Did id again :DDDDD” every time you log on!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	96/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	11	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Meteorites Collected:	4	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Magic Items Found:	2507	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	45
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	6
Ores Mined:	4354	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!