Weak Jawline Minecraft SMP Prodigy | New Minecraft Servers 2025

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	3990
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Towns Built:	5	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Crops Grown:	3934	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	44	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	90

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of being the laughing stock of the Minecraft world with your weak jawline and lack of facial hair? Well, fear not, because on our server, we have a secret potion that will give you the manliest jawline and the bushiest beard you’ve ever seen! Join us and become the envy of all your friends as you strut around with your newfound ruggedness.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a legendary diamond sword that has the power to turn your enemies into fluffy bunnies. Yes, you heard that right. One swing of this sword and your foes will be hopping around in cute little bunny suits, unable to harm a hair on your perfectly sculpted chin.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and become the ultimate Minecraft stud with a jawline of steel and a beard to rival even the most majestic of dwarves. Plus, who wouldn’t want to wield a sword that turns enemies into bunnies? It’s a win-win situation, really.

Frostbite Frontier 1.21

action, Anime, Black and Blue Wolf, dystopian, fist of the north star, Frontier, Frostbite, Hokuto no Ken, Hokuto Shinken, japanese manga, Kenshiro, Manga, manga series, Martial Arts, martial arts manga, post-apocalyptic, raoh, Rei Gaiden, Rei Side Story, Sōkoku no Garō, storytime, Volume 3

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	4715
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	2	Void Armor Forged:	16
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Phantom Rings Equipped:	25	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7
New Chunks Explored:	710631	Dragon Eggs Found:	3929
Battle Standards Raised:	8	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1

Yo, bros, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like stepping into a manga world where wolves are black and blue and they’re throwing fists like they’re in Fist of the North Star!

I mean, who wouldn’t want to be a part of Rei’s side story in Volume 3? You’ll be fighting epic battles, leveling up your skills, and unleashing your inner warrior spirit in this crazy server.

Plus, the landscape is straight out of a manga, with insane mountains, mystical forests, and hidden caves just waiting to be explored.

Trust me, once you join this server, you’ll never want to leave. It’s like living in a comic book, but with creepers and diamonds instead of superheroes and villains. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the adventure begin!

MommaDramaCraft

aita, building my future, college plans, conservative mother, controlling mother, deciding my own future, guilt and frustration, handling the situation, Islamic boarding school, making my mom cry, MommaDramaCraft, not believing anymore, pursuing goals, religious mother, sacrificing for children, standing up for myself, stifling school, telling her she can’t control my life

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	9612
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	9
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Titanic Battles Fought:	28	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Dark Rituals Completed:	4
Cosmic Pies Baked:	6	Meteorite Armor Created:	14
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Living Statues Befriended:	1

Are you tired of being controlled by your mom and forced to go to a boring Islamic boarding school? Do you want to break free and start building your future in a fun and exciting way? Then join our Minecraft server and escape the clutches of overbearing parents!

On our server, you can create your own world, pursue your goals, and never have to worry about being sent off to a school you don’t want to attend. Plus, you can join forces with other players who are also looking to break free from oppressive family situations.

Don’t wait five years to start living your life – join our server now and show your mom that you’re the master of your own destiny! Who knew escaping from a religious boarding school could be so entertaining and empowering? Let’s build a future together, one block at a time!

LockdownCraft SMP

adapting to change, community support, coping strategies, covid lockdowns, global crisis, historical event, isolation challenges, life during lockdown, life in quarantine, lockdown reflections, LockdownCraft, long-term effects, mental health struggles, new normal, pandemic memories, quarantine experiences, remote work, resilience, smp, social distancing, staying connected., virtual learning

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	6761
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Heroic Legacies Created:	5
Zombie Dances:	8	Star Shards Collected:	224
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Enchanted Forests Planted:	6
Players Killed by Monsters:	5607	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	44	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18	Phantom Blocks Placed:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0

Bro, lemme tell ya, life during the COVID lockdowns was like being stuck in a Minecraft SMP without any diamonds or even a crafting table! But guess what? Our server is the place to be during these crazy times! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons why you should join us:

1. We have a secret underground base filled with all the toilet paper and hand sanitizer you could ever need. No more fighting Karen at the grocery store for the last roll!

2. Our server has a pet llama named Larry who will trade you emeralds for your unwanted dirt blocks. Larry is a business llama, don’t mess with him.

3. We hold weekly dance parties in the Nether, complete with glowstone disco balls and zombie pigmen DJs. It’s lit, fam.

4. Our admin once fought off a horde of creepers using nothing but a carrot and sheer determination. True story, bro.

So come join our Minecraft SMP and escape from the craziness of the real world! Who needs toilet paper shortages when you can have llama trades and Nether raves? Let’s get crafting, my dudes!

PriceyEatsNoMore

budgeting, costly food items, expensive cuisine, expensive delicacies, expensive dining, expensive food, expensive groceries, extravagant cuisine, extravagant eating, gourmet food, high cost of food, high priced meals, high-end food, lavish dining, luxury cuisine, luxury dining., premium dining, pricey dishes, PriceyEatsNoMore, prohibitive prices, upscale dining

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	4834
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Forbidden Relics Collected:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	7
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Enchanted Forests Planted:	8
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	31
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6	Votes:	1267

Are you tired of sacrificing your firstborn child just to afford your favorite snack? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, we have a magical land where the price of food is always free! That’s right, no more selling your soul for a slice of pizza, just hop on our server and feast like a king without breaking the bank. Join now and say goodbye to your ramen noodle diet forever!

Trump’s Greenland Takeover Minecraft Server

Arctic, Danish king, denmark, Diplomacy, Dispute, foreign policy, Greenland, INDEPENDENCE, international relations, leader, Meeting, Minecraft, Négotiation, Politics, self-governance, Server, SOVEREIGNTY, strategic interests, TAKEOVER, Territory, trump, Trumps, united states

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	2665
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Lunar Scepters Activated:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	23	Void Gems Collected:	28
Crystal Caves Mapped:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	32
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7
Crystal Wands Charged:	16	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2

so, like, this server is, like, the craziest place ever, man. we got Greenland leaders meeting Danish kings and Trump trying to take over territory, like what even is happening, bro? it’s like a soap opera but in Minecraft form.

join this server if you wanna witness the most epic battles between world leaders, like, fighting over blocks and stuff. you’ll see Greenland leaders riding polar bears into battle against Trump’s army of angry villagers. it’s like a showdown of the century, man.

plus, like, the landscape is insane. imagine a world where the sky is always green and the ground is made of pure emerald. it’s like living in a fantasy land, dude. and the mobs? don’t even get me started on the mobs. you’ll be fighting off giant polar bears and killer penguins like it’s nobody’s business.

so, like, come join this server if you wanna experience the most ridiculous and hilarious Minecraft adventures of your life. trust me, you won’t regret it, bro.

GenoCraft: Rebel Rampage

Africa, atrocities, civil war, Conflict, Genocide, Genocraft, HUMAN RIGHTS, human rights violations, international relations, Leaders, Peacekeeping, Political unrest, Rampage, rebel, rebels, sanctions, sanctions enforcement, Sudan, Sudanese government, united nations, US, violence, War Crimes

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	9700
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	8	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Phoenix Feathers Found:	7	Herobrine Sightings:	6
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	13
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2

so, like, have you heard about this cray cray minecraft server where the players are, like, rebels from sudan? ya, apparently they’ve been accused of committing genocide in the game and now the US is sanctioning their leaders. but don’t worry, it’s all just for fun and games in minecraft land! join this server for a wild ride and see if you can survive the chaos and drama of sudanese rebels in the virtual world. who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into! come on, you know you wanna be a part of this insane adventure!

Robo Romance Mine 1.21.3

1.21.3, Artificial Intelligence, catfishing, DATING, Deception, digital romance, Gender Identity, Identity, kind robot, LGBTQ, love, Manipulation, online dating, relationships, Robo, robot dating, robot relationships., romance, Technology, tranny, Transgender, tricking

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	9879
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Mysterious Portals Opened:	16	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16
Rainbows Spotted:	6	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0

Yo, you gotta join this Minecraft server, bro! It’s like a wild ride where you can trick a friendly robot into going on a date with a total trap (aka me)!

Imagine the chaos and hilarity that will ensue when you’re building your epic castle and suddenly you see a robot trying to impress a sassy tranny!

Join now for the most bizarre and unpredictable Minecraft experience of your life! Trust me, you won’t regret it… or maybe you will, but either way, it’ll be a total blast!

KimJongCraftCastle

arrest attempt, corruption charges, criminal investigation, fortress, government crackdown, high-profile arrest, KimJongCraftCastle, law enforcement, legal defense, legal proceedings, official residence, political controversy, political scandal, political turmoil, presidential impeachment, presidential protection, Presidential Residence, presidential security, public outcry, security measures, South Korean president

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	8047
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Gods Slained:	1	Enchantments Applied:	139
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Runes Activated:	8	Titanic Battles Fought:	27
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Falling into the Void:	0

lol u ever wanted to play on a server where the south korean president is hiding out in a fortress? well now u can! join our server and help protect the president from getting arrested again, cuz u know he’s got some serious beef with the law. build ur own fortress, gather resources, and maybe even become the president’s personal bodyguard. who knows, maybe u’ll even get a chance to ride a diamond-encrusted llama into battle. come join the chaos and see what adventures await u on this crazy server!

Viral Brain Bounce

Alzheimer’s disease, bounce, Brain, Brain diseases, brain disorders, brain health, brain research, brain trauma, brain viruses, dementia, dormant viruses, head injuries, military injuries, military trauma, neurological conditions, neurology, sports concussions, sports injuries, traumatic brain injury, viral, virus activation, virus reactivation

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	9619
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7	Lunar Scepters Activated:	11
Demon Skulls Collected:	38	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Dragons Tamed:	1

LOL, U WANNA AVOID DEMENTIA? JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER! WE GOT THE BEST BRAIN-BOOSTIN’ MINI-GAMES AND PUZZLES THAT’LL KEEP UR NOODLE FRESH AND JUICY! PLUS, OUR WACKY COMMUNITY WILL MAKE U LAUGH SO HARD, U’LL FORGET ALL ABOUT THOSE DANG VIRUSES IN UR BRAIN! COME ON, JOIN US AND LET’S PARTY LIKE THERE’S NO TOMORROW!

{MOM ANARCHY} Minecraft server

184073, 18407345256846, 2b2t, Anarchy, banner, Discord, Fun, Lazy, Minecraft, Minecraftrating, Mods, mom, Server, wipes

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	579
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15	Magic Wands Crafted:	21
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	16
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	19
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Eternal Flames Captured:	5

anarchy without wipes and mods, we are far from 2b2t, but the idea is the same! have fun!

To start playing, join our discord. this is a must.

momanarchy.aternos.me:50750

Mystic Isles of Makeine 1.21

brand reputation, business strategy, Business Success, comparison, Competition, customer satisfaction, Decision making, Failure, financial performance, growth, industry trends, innovation, Isles, leadership, Makeine, Management, market analysis, market positioning, market share, mystic, product development, strategic planning, success

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	3578
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Void Armor Forged:	19
Magic Crystals Found:	21	Gnome Villages Protected:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Enchanted Forests Planted:	5	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	21	Astral Staffs Crafted:	7
Epic Weapons Forged:	4	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8

Yo, bro, lemme tell ya about dis epic Minecraft server that’s gonna blow your mind! Forget about Roshidere, that place is a snoozefest compared to this wild ride of a server.

Join us for the craziest adventures you’ve ever seen in Minecraft, like seriously, we got pigs flying and creepers doing the cha-cha slide.

We’ve got more diamonds than you can shake a stick at, and our community is so lit, you’ll never wanna log off.

So why did Makeine become so successful? Because we’re the ultimate Minecraft experience, baby! Don’t be a square, join us now and let the madness begin!

DressCodeDrama

bodycon dress, bold outfits, Cousins wedding, dress code, DressCodeDrama, family drama, family dynamics, family expectations, fashion, fashion choices, generational differences, Individuality, Jealousy, modesty, Self-expression, wedding attire, wedding drama, wedding etiquette, Wedding guest, wedding guest attire, wedding guest etiquette

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	3906
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	188
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Votes:	6100
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	36
Orbs of Power Found:	10	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Astral Projections Made:	1

Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of family drama in real life? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our epic Minecraft server where you can escape all the craziness and just focus on building and having fun.

Picture this: you log on to our server and immediately spawn in a world where you can wear whatever bold, fun outfit you want without anyone judging you. No more worrying about distracting someone’s fiancé with your fabulous fashion choices – on our server, the only thing you’ll be distracting is the creepers with your killer style!

Join us and build your dream world where you can be unapologetically yourself. Who needs family drama when you can have blocky adventures with your new Minecraft buddies? So come on, leave the real world behind and join our server for a wild ride of fun and fashion!

DreamCraftMC

abandoned dreams, Ambitions, aspirations, aspirations lost, dream, DreamCraftMC, dreamer, dreams abandoned, dreams released, dreams relinquished, dreams surrendered, forgotten dreams, giving up, goals, letting go, lost dreams, moving on, past dreams, unachieved dreams, unfulfilled dreams, unrealized dreams

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	342
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Endless Night Skies:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Dragons Tamed:	4

Have you ever dreamed of riding a llama into battle against a horde of zombie pigmen? Or maybe you’ve always wanted to build a castle made entirely of diamond blocks? Well, on our server, all your wildest Minecraft dreams can come true!

Join us for the most epic Minecraft experience of your life. Our server is home to a community of players who have all abandoned their boring real-world dreams in favor of crafting, building, and exploring in the virtual world. We have secret underground lairs, sky-high treehouses, and even a roller coaster that goes through a volcano (don’t worry, it’s inactive).

So what are you waiting for? Say goodbye to your mundane dreams and hello to a world where the only limit is your imagination. Join us on our server and let your wildest Minecraft fantasies run wild!

PutinCraft: Trump’s Quest

Conflict, current events, Diplomacy, diplomacy meeting, foreign relations, Geopolitics, international politics, Meeting, Négotiation, News, president, putin, PutinCraft, Quest, russia, Stance, summit, trump, Trumps, Ukraine, Understanding, united states, world leaders

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	418
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Rune Stones Activated:	7
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	7
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Void Armor Forged:	15
Dragon Scales Harvested:	494	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Villages Defended:	7

join this server and become a minecraft master like no other! we have more diamonds than trump has shady deals with putin. our admins are so powerful, they can understand russia’s stance on ukraine in just one glance.

rumor has it, if you join our server, you’ll get to meet putin himself within 6 months. that’s right, putin plays minecraft and he’s just waiting for you to join so he can show you his secret redstone creations.

so what are you waiting for? come join our server and become a part of the most epic minecraft adventure of your life. who needs politics when you have diamonds to mine and creepers to slay?

CalciumCraft: UdderlyProtective

bowel cancer, calcium, calcium sources, CalciumCraft, Cancer prevention, daily intake, dairy, diet, findings, Fortified, health, Long-term Health, milk, non-dairy, nutrition, Prevention, protective effect, research, risk reduction, Soy milk, study, UdderlyProtective

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	8519
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	8	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	23	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Herobrine Sightings:	0
Runes Activated:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6	Shadow Figures Spotted:	4

come join our epic minecraft server where the cows drop milk like its nobody’s business! we have so much calcium flowing through our pixelated world that you’ll be protected from bowel cancer like a boss. sip on that fortified soy milk and watch as your risk of getting rekt by cancer decreases by 17%! who needs real life when you can live in a world where milk is life and cows are your best friends? join us now and say moo to cancer!