Wayland’s World Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of dealing with X11 and all its quirks? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft server, we have transcended to a whole new level with input-leap on Wayland! Say goodbye to X11 and hello to a world where you can leap into the game with just a flick of your wrist.

Join us on this server where the blocks are made of pure pixel magic and the creepers dance to dubstep remixes. Our community is filled with wizards who can summon diamond armor out of thin air and unicorns that poop rainbows for you to collect.

But beware, the Ender Dragon on our server is not your average dragon. This dragon wears sunglasses and blasts fireballs that explode into confetti. Defeating it will earn you the title of Dragon Slayer and a VIP seat at our weekly disco parties.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience a Minecraft world like no other. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and your dancing shoes!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	104/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	6
Chimeras Created:	4	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	4	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

Crafty Hormone Havoc

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LOLZ JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE GOT ALL DA OXYTOCIN U NEED TO KEEP U CALM AND COLLECTED WHILE U BUILD UR BLOCKY CASTLES! NO MORE STRESS WITH OUR HIGH LEVELS OF VASOPRESSIN TO KEEP U ON UR TOES AND READY FOR BATTLE!

COME JOIN US AND EXPERIENCE A WHOLE NEW LEVEL OF CRAZINESS AS U FIGHT OFF CREEPERS AND ZOMBIES WITH UR HORMONAL IMBALANCE IN CHECK. BUILD EPIC STRUCTURES AND LAUGH IN THE FACE OF DANGER, CUZ AIN’T NOTHIN’ GONNA BRING U DOWN WITH OUR SPECIAL HORMONE-INFUSED SERVER!

SO WHAT U WAITIN’ FOR? JOIN NOW AND EXPERIENCE THE WACKIEST, MOST HORMONE-POWERED MINECRAFT SERVER EVER CREATED!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	101/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Wilderness Tamed:	11
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	20
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Dragons Tamed:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

Shit Suck or Throat Clog? Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Choose between the legendary factions of Shitsuck and Throteclog and embark on epic adventures filled with chaos, mayhem, and plenty of laughs.

Join Shitsuck if you’re feeling brave and ready to take on the world with your fellow players. Build massive fortresses, engage in epic battles, and conquer the land with your unrivaled skills. But beware, the competition is fierce and only the strongest will survive.

Or perhaps you’re more inclined to join Throteclog, where the rules are made up and the points don’t matter. Dive into a world of madness and craziness where anything goes. Want to build a giant statue of a potato? Go for it. Want to ride a pig into battle? Why not! The possibilities are endless on Throteclog.

So what are you waiting for? Choose your faction, grab your pickaxe, and get ready for the craziest Minecraft experience of your life. Join us now and see if you have what it takes to conquer Shitsuck or thrive in the chaos of Throteclog.

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	100/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	113	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20
Falling into the Void:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Fairy Circles Danced In:	10
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	7	Gryphons Tamed:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

The Anonymous Builder Minecraft SMP

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, are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our crazy Minecraft SMP where the pigs ride horses and the creepers do the cha-cha slide.

Our server is so wild that the villagers have formed their own boy band and perform concerts every Saturday night. And don’t even get me started on the Ender Dragon – turns out he’s a total drama queen and demands a fresh batch of pumpkin pies every time someone tries to defeat him.

But wait, there’s more! Our server has a secret underground disco club where the skeletons and zombies go to let loose and show off their killer dance moves. And rumor has it that Herobrine himself makes a guest appearance every full moon to challenge players to a dance-off.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s unlike anything you’ve ever experienced, come join us for a wild ride. Just be prepared for the unexpected and remember to bring your sense of humor – you’re gonna need it!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	107/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Fairy Circles Danced In:	4	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7
Magic Wands Crafted:	15	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	3

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

DadStopCallingItAnApartment Minecraft Server

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your dad calling your house an apartment? Look no further! Join our server for a crazy good time filled with wacky adventures and hilarious mishaps.

Just like how your dad can’t seem to get it right, our server will keep you on your toes with unexpected twists and turns. From building epic structures to surviving insane challenges, you’ll never have a dull moment here.

And just like how your family can’t stop teasing you about your “apartment”, our community is always up for a good laugh and a good time. Join us and be part of the funniest Minecraft server around!

So come on, leave the drama behind and dive into a world where anything can happen. Who knows, you might even find a chicken den to call your own! Join now and let the craziness begin!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	98/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	14	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Crystal Wands Charged:	17	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	70	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Secret Passages Found:	8	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	13

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

SneakyStepCraft

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where plushies are always welcome and age is just a number!

Join us for a wild adventure as we embrace the power of Sanrio plushies and let them roam free in our virtual world. No plushie left behind, no matter how old or young they may be!

Witness the epic battle between the plushie hoarders and the plushie purgers, as we fight for the right to keep our beloved toys by our side. Will you stand with us in the fight for plushie freedom?

Don’t worry about being judged for your plushie obsession here, we embrace it with open arms (or should I say, open plushie-filled rooms). So come on in and let your inner child run wild with us!

Join now and let’s show the world that plushies are forever, no matter what age you may be. Let’s make Alice proud and keep the plushie love alive in our Minecraft world!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	96/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Runes Activated:	4	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Divine Scrolls Written:	21

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

UkrainianCraft: $39B Power-Up

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haha ukraine be like “pls help” and EU be like “ok here’s $39 billion, go wild” 😂 join our minecraft server and help us rebuild ukraine’s power grid with virtual blocks cuz why not? we promise no creepers will blow up your hard work, unless you want them to for some reason 🤪 plus, if you join now, you get a free virtual potato to plant in our virtual farmland. come on, who wouldn’t want that?! #ukraine2023 #minecraftforacause 🥔🔌💰

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	95/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Emeralds Found:	6327
Crops Grown:	2893	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Divine Relics Bestowed:	15	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Divine Spears Created:	13
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

PenguinCraft – Humans Welcome

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Yo, come join dis cray cray Minecraft server where humans and penguins be chillin’ together on all seven continents! We got penguins wearin’ diamond armor and humans doin’ the penguin dance, it’s a wild party up in here!

If you wanna see penguins flyin’ through the sky on jetpacks or humans swimmin’ underwater like fish, dis be the place for you! We got secret portals to Antarctica where you can battle polar bears with snowball cannons or race against the clock to find the hidden igloo treasure.

So what you waitin’ for? Join now and be part of the most epic crossover event in Minecraft history! Humans and penguins unite, it’s gonna be a wacky adventure you won’t wanna miss!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	103/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Crystal Caves Mapped:	10
Meteorites Collected:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	5
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Astral Amulets Crafted:	35

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

OceanCraft: Sustainable Survival

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Yo, so like, imagine a Minecraft server where we ain’t just building stuff and fighting mobs, we out here saving the ocean and feeding a hungry planet! Our scientists are like, “Bruh, we gotta redefine sustainability and make some golden rules for fishing so we don’t mess up the ocean even more.”

Join our server and be part of the movement to save the world while also having a blast in Minecraft. We got dolphins swimming around, turtles chilling on the beach, and maybe even a kraken hiding in the depths. Who knows what crazy adventures await you on our server?

So come on, join us and be a hero for the ocean and the planet. Plus, who wouldn’t want to brag about being part of the most eco-friendly Minecraft server out there? Let’s save the world, one block at a time!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	109/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Magic Crystals Found:	13
Unicorn Sightings:	1	New Chunks Explored:	49103
Dragons Tamed:	0	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4
Animals Bred:	70	Glorious Feasts Held:	6
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	25

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

Taste World Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server has the most excellent taste from all the countries! We’ve got the finest virtual cuisine from Italy, the fanciest block buildings from France, and the wildest redstone contraptions from Japan.

But that’s not all! Join our server and you’ll be greeted by a herd of dancing llamas wearing top hats, a secret underground disco party hosted by a group of sneaky Endermen, and a giant chicken that lays diamond eggs. Yes, you read that right – DIAMOND EGGS!

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the most outrageous and hilarious adventures in the Minecraft universe. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	109/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	5	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

4 or 5 Minecraft SMP?

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate place for all your wildest Minecraft dreams to come true!

Join us for epic battles against giant mutant chickens, where the winner gets a lifetime supply of diamonds! Or how about participating in our weekly llama race where the fastest llama wins a golden carrot crown?

But that’s not all, folks! We also have a secret underground disco party where the only rule is to dance like no one is watching (even though everyone is watching because we have security cameras everywhere).

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventures of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it…unless you lose to a llama in a dance-off, then you might regret it a little.

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	92/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	30	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Dragons Tamed:	4
Dark Rituals Completed:	9	Immortal Potions Brewed:	11
Cursed Lands Purified:	4	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

SisterStranded Minecraft Server

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Looking for a Minecraft server to escape the drama of family trips gone wrong? Look no further than our server, where you can mine away your troubles and build a virtual fortress of solitude!

Join us for outrageous adventures and insane stories that will make you forget all about your sister drama. Our server is the perfect place to let off steam and unleash your creativity in a blocky world of endless possibilities.

Why join our server, you ask? Well, where else can you find a community of players who understand the struggle of dealing with family dynamics while trying to survive in a pixelated world? Plus, we have unicorns and flying pigs – need we say more?

So come on down to our server and leave the family drama behind. Who needs therapy when you have Minecraft? Let’s dig, build, and explore together – because life’s too short to deal with sibling squabbles when you can be crafting epic structures and battling creepers instead!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	90/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	18	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	47
Haunted Chests Opened:	5	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Towns Built:	10	Divine Spears Created:	28

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

AisleCraft2021

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than your favorite reality TV show? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with twists and turns that will make your head spin faster than a creeper explosion!

We’ve got more family drama than a soap opera on our server. From exes to step-parents, you’ll never know who’s going to pop up next. Will your ex’s family be part of your kids’ lives? Will your stepdad be upset he’s not walking you down the aisle at your virtual wedding? The possibilities are endless!

But don’t worry, we’ve got plenty of love and support to go around too. Join us for a heartwarming experience that will make you cry harder than when you accidentally fell into a pit of lava. And who knows, maybe you’ll find your virtual family on our server too.

So come on down and join the madness! Who needs reality when you’ve got Minecraft drama to keep you entertained for hours on end? You won’t regret it, we promise (unless you forget to bring your diamond sword, then you might regret it a little).

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	103/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	21	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

NoLifinMinecraftSMP

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Are you tired of spending countless hours on a game that you wouldn’t even recommend to your worst enemy? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the perfect place for you!

Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive sheep, flying pigs, and a secret underground society of dancing llamas. Our server is so chaotic that even the creepers have started forming boy bands!

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds guarded by a pack of rebellious chickens who have declared war on all players. Will you be the one to claim the loot and earn the title of Chicken Whisperer?

So why waste your time on boring games when you can join our insane Minecraft SMP and experience the madness for yourself? Just remember to pack your sense of humor and leave your sanity at the door!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	100/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Gnome Villages Protected:	7
Dimension Hops:	0	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Falling into the Void:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Players Killed by Monsters:	9958

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

FamBlockerz

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Ever wanted to build a giant statue of a llama made entirely out of diamond blocks, but your family just doesn’t understand your artistic vision? Well, fear not my fellow Minecraft enthusiasts, because on our server, not only is building llama statues out of diamond blocks encouraged, it’s practically mandatory!

Join us on this wacky adventure where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion). Want to create a roller coaster that sends villagers flying into the sky? Go for it! Feel like reenacting the entire plot of Titanic using pigs and boats? We won’t judge (much).

So say goodbye to your family’s boring rules and hello to a world where the only rule is to have fun and embrace the chaos. Join our server today and let your wildest Minecraft dreams come true!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	105/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	11
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	11	Gryphons Tamed:	4
New Chunks Explored:	143274	Wilderness Tamed:	12
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	2

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

LebCraft: No griefing, just building!

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come join our minecraft server and escape the chaos of real world where 31 people are getting rekt by israeli strikes in lebanon. on our server, the only thing getting destroyed is ur enemies in pvp battles. we have more explosions than a war zone but in a fun way, not a scary way. plus, our admins are like superheroes, they will protect u from griefers like they are protecting lebanon from airstrikes. so come join us and let’s build a world where the only thing blowing up is ur mind with fun and excitement.

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	97/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	17
Void Gems Collected:	16	Magic Wands Crafted:	19
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	159
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Villages Defended:	15

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!