Wave1: Selling Niggers 400gp ea – Minecraft SMP

400gp, ea, long tail tags, Minecraft, niggers, SELLING, smp, Wave1

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	9992
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	2317	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17
Titanic Battles Fought:	18	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	27	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Epic Weapons Forged:	7
Dragon Scales Harvested:	323	Magic Wands Crafted:	6
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where the currency is as crazy as our players! Join us for a chance to buy and sell all sorts of unique items, like enchanted golden apples, rare weapons, and yes, even niggers for 400gp each! But don’t worry, they’re just villagers in disguise, ready to trade with you and help you on your adventures.

Our server is filled with hilarious mini-games, like “Hot Potato” where you have to pass around a lit TNT block without blowing up, or “Pig Racing” where you can bet on which pig will win the race (spoiler alert: they’re all pretty slow).

And if you’re looking for a challenge, try out our custom dungeons filled with crazy mobs like zombie chickens and skeleton cows. Defeat them to earn special loot like diamond armor that makes you look like a giant potato (because why not?).

So come join us on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft SMP and experience the most absurd and entertaining gameplay you’ve ever seen. Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into next!

Cable Crush Minecraft Server

Asia-Pacific region, cable, Cable damage, Chinese name, Crush, cybersecurity, damaged, diplomatic tensions, east asia, intercepts, international relations, internet connectivity, investigation, maritime security, Minecraft, naval operations, Server, Ship, Surveillance, suspected, taiwan, telecommunications, territorial disputes, underwater cable

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	3028
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Epic Shields Constructed:	21
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Mythical Quests Completed:	46
Rune Stones Activated:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0

so, like, this server is the bomb diggity, like taiwan intercepting a ship with a chinese name, but instead of underwater cables, we’re all about building epic stuff in minecraft! join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and hilarious mishaps. trust me, you won’t regret it. unless you’re the underwater cable in this scenario, then maybe you will regret it. but who cares about underwater cables when you can be building a giant potato house with us?! come join the fun, you won’t be disappointed.

WarriorCraft: 13-Year Suicide High

13-year high, 13year, combat stress, crisis intervention, HIGH, Israeli army, mental health, mental health awareness, Mental health resources, mental health stigma, mental health support, mental illness, Military, military service, ongoing war, ptsd, soldiers, stress, SUICIDE, Suicide prevention, Suicide rate, suicide risk factors, war trauma, WarriorCraft

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	9786
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13	Forbidden Relics Collected:	7
Magic Crystals Found:	5	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Haunted Chests Opened:	7	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3

Yo, you ever wanted to join a Minecraft server that’s so lit, it’ll make the Israeli army’s suicide rate look like child’s play? Well, look no further, cuz this server is the bomb (not literally, we don’t condone explosions here, unless it’s creeper-related)!

Join us for epic battles, insane builds, and more drama than a soap opera. Our community is so tight-knit, you’ll feel like you’re part of a dysfunctional family (in a good way, of course). Plus, our mods are so on point, they make the Israeli army look like a bunch of amateurs.

So come on down and join the fun! Who needs real-life wars when you can have virtual ones that are way more entertaining? Let’s build, mine, and troll each other to our hearts’ content. See you on the battlefield, soldier!

Up For Blocks Down For Ores

accepting, affirmative, agreeable, amenable, blocks, consenting, down for it, eager, enthusiastic, Excited, favorable, Game, Inclined, interested, Keen, open to it, Ores, Positive, PREPARED, Ready, up for it, willing

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	7539
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	2
Astral Projections Made:	4	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	8	Star Shards Collected:	64
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Gods Slained:	0
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Battle Standards Raised:	9
Mythical Swords Crafted:	72	Lunar Scepters Activated:	4

LOL COME JOIN DIS SERVER WHERE U CAN BUILD ALL DA THINGS AND MAKE FRIENDS WITH CREEPERS. WE GOT DIAMONDS COMIN OUT DA WAZOO AND PIGS THAT CAN FLY.

ONE TIME, A PLAYER BUILT A CASTLE SO BIG IT REACHED DA MOON AND HE FOUND CHEESE UP THERE. TRUE STORY.

ANOTHER TIME, A PLAYER TAMED A DRAGON AND RODE IT INTO BATTLE AGAINST AN ARMY OF ZOMBIES. THE DRAGON WON, OBVS.

SO IF U WANNA HAVE A BLAST, COME JOIN US. AND REMEMBER, SAYING U “UP FOR SOMETHING” IS DA SAME AS SAYING U “DOWN FOR SOMETHING.” MIND BLOWN.

Potion Pals: Depressed Block Babes

Babes, BLOCK, Depressed, PALS, Potion

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	8305
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	31	Mythical Swords Crafted:	92
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
New Chunks Explored:	16664	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	7	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7

so like, this server is like a magical pill for your brain, man. like, if you join, you’ll be surrounded by young, healthy women who are like, super smart and stuff. but get this, they also have depression-like patterns of thinking. but it’s cool, because it’s all part of the experience, you know? like, it’s a whole new level of cognitive processing that will blow your mind. and if you’re feeling down, don’t worry, because everyone here is on oral contraceptives, which apparently makes the depression-like patterns even stronger. so come join us and let your brain go on a wild ride of emotions and cognitive processing like never before!

A Zombie Pigman Broke My Door

6 year old map, adult content, Beautiful, BROKE, Builds, Chaos, Cheats, Computer, Door, Glowstix, GRIEFED.., Lag, lawlessmc, Live Stream, opt-in, Pigman, R rated movie, restriction, smp, Spawn, streaming, supervision, Withers, zombie

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	9653
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	18
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	25	Mythical Swords Crafted:	87
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	5

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Name	Chaos Incarnate
Server IP	lawlessmc.com
Map Age	6 years
Live Stream	twitch.tv/wilder0p
Rules	NO CHEATS ALLOWED

FAQs

Question	Answer
Is griefing allowed on this server?	This server is chaos incarnate, so anything can happen. However, cheating is not allowed.
How old is the map on this server?	The map is 6 years old with plenty of huge and beautiful builds.
Can players opt-in to being streamed on Twitch?	Yes, any player can opt-in to being streamed at twitch.tv/wilder0p. New players are automatically streamed for the first few minutes of their play.
Is the server family-friendly?	No, this server has no restrictions on adult content and is not family-friendly without active adult supervision.

Desert Oasis Realms 1.21.4

1.21.4, black dick, black men, cultural attraction, desert, Diversity, ethnicity, exotic women, Exoticism, fetishization, fetishize, hot, Interracial Relationships, middle eastern, Multiculturalism, Oasis, Persian, Race, Realms, sexual preferences, Sexualization, societal norms, Stereotypes, Usa

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	1676
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4
Farms Harvested:	749	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	15
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Dragons Tamed:	5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like a wild party where Persian vibes meet American obsession with black dudes! It’s like a cultural mashup of epic proportions, like a kebab taco fusion! You’ll be mining diamonds while pondering the mysteries of interracial love, it’s like a mind-blowing trip through the desert of diversity! Join now and expand your horizons, bro!

BridalBashCraft Minecraft Server

acne scars, aita, bridal shower, BridalBashCraft, christmas dessert, Cousins wedding, designer bag, engagement ring, exclusion, family gatherings, future brother-in-law, Girlfriend, intimate event, materialism, Minecraft, negative opinion, reddit, Server, social media, thinning hairline, Wedding

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	9064
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	27
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	25
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	3
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2

Are you tired of boring old bridal showers with no drama? Join our Minecraft server for the most epic bridal shower ever! We have a special event where you can invite all your frenemies and watch the chaos unfold.

Imagine Lili logging in and seeing your virtual engagement ring worth $30k, just to one-up her! And don’t worry, we have a feature where you can critique everything from the flowers to the decor, just like Lili at that cousin’s wedding.

But wait, there’s more! You can also settle the height debate once and for all in our virtual world. And if anyone dares to mention your designer bag, you can publicly shame them in front of the entire server.

Join now and let the drama begin! Who needs a real bridal shower when you can have a Minecraft one filled with snide remarks and passive-aggressive behavior? Let’s make Lili regret ever crossing you in the first place!

Rent-a-Mess-Or-Else

aita, apartment, Chores, cleaning, Communication, compromise, Conflict Resolution, DISHES, fair division, household responsibilities, living situation, mutual friend, Rent, rent increase, RentaMessOrElse, roommate, roommate issues, roommates, Trash, Upset, Utilities

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	1482
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Crops Grown:	6364	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Wilderness Tamed:	9	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4
Endless Legions Commanded:	24	Wyrmholes Dug:	8
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	21	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0

Looking for a Minecraft server to escape the drama of real life roommates? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place to avoid those pesky chores and live your best blocky life.

Join us and leave your roommate behind as you embark on epic adventures, build magnificent structures, and mine for diamonds without any passive-aggressive comments about dirty dishes.

Our server is so awesome, even your lazy roommate will be jealous! Plus, with our outrageous rent prices (just kidding, it’s free!), you’ll have plenty of extra diamonds to show off your wealth in-game.

So why wait? Join our server today and say goodbye to real-life roommate drama. Trust us, it’s way more fun to fight off creepers than argue about who forgot to take out the trash.

MinecraftChatterBlocker

ANNOYING, Assertiveness, Boundaries, chatterbox, Communication, Conversation, excessive chatter, excessive communication, excessive conversation, excessive talking, interrupt, Listening, long-winded, loquacious, MinecraftChatterBlocker, non-stop talking, overbearing, Social Skills, talkaholic, Talkative, verbose

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	1779
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	12	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Dragon Eggs Found:	8254	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Meteorite Armor Created:	24	Dragons Tamed:	6
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	7
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1
Mines Excavated:	2604	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	27	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	16

Are you tired of hearing non-stop chatter in your Minecraft world? Join our server and unleash the power of the mute button! We have special mute potions that you can throw at any player who just won’t stop yapping. Watch as they suddenly become silent, unable to annoy you with their constant babbling. It’s the perfect solution for those talkative players who just won’t take a hint!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Mute Monster, a creature so fed up with hearing people talk that it roams the land silencing anyone who dares to speak. If you can defeat the Mute Monster in battle, you’ll be rewarded with a special item that lets you mute anyone with just a single click. It’s the ultimate power trip for those who want peace and quiet in their Minecraft world.

So if you’re ready to put an end to all the chatter and finally enjoy some peace and quiet, join our server today. Just remember to watch your own mouth – you never know when the Mute Monster might come for you!

CraftyNaziServer

Accountability, Banking Scandal, controversy, corporate responsibility, CraftyNaziServer, Credit Suisse, deeper than thought, Ethics, financial institution, financial sector, History, Holocaust, investigation, media report, Nazi ties, public relations, reputation, switzerland, ties to Nazis, War Crimes, world war II

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	8611
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	31
Falling into the Void:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2

lol u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server cuz it’s like a secret underground bunker full of treasure and adventure. we got hidden nazi gold and ancient artifacts just waiting to be discovered. but be careful, cuz there are booby traps and secret passages everywhere. it’s like a real-life indiana jones movie, but in minecraft form. plus, we have a secret society of players who are trying to uncover the truth about the server’s mysterious past. so come join us and see if you have what it takes to uncover the secrets of the server. it’s gonna be a wild ride, so buckle up and get ready for the adventure of a lifetime.

KyivCraft: Missile Mayhem

air defense, ATACMS missiles, ballistic missiles, Conflict Resolution, defense strategy, defense systems, diplomatic relations, eastern europe, foreign policy, international relations, kyiv, KyivCraft, MAYHEM, military conflict, military escalation, military technology, Missile, missile defense, national security, political tensions, RETALIATION, russia, Ukraine

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	3256
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Epic Battles Fought:	12
Phantom Rings Equipped:	9	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	18
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3	Votes:	5546
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where we have more explosions than russia vs kyiv!!! we got atacms missiles flying everywhere but don’t worry, our players are pros at shooting them down. come build your base and watch out for those sneaky russians trying to retaliate against you. join now for the most intense and chaotic gameplay you’ll ever experience, trust us, it’s a blast!

Aren.lol

Alpha, Aren.lol, core, Custom, develop, Early, expand, Inspired, Knockback, Map, MODERN, Network, optimised, Plugins, Possibly, PvP, self-made, Spawn, Spigot, Syuu, Time

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	3727
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Epic Battles Fought:	16
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Falling into the Void:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Farms Harvested:	541
Herobrine Sightings:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	174	Endless Night Skies:	2

Server Overview

Feature	Description
IP	Aren.lol (1.8)
Discord	https://discord.gg/d3aFxsTPyE
Inspiration	Heavily inspired by old FFA servers and the old syuu spawn
Development	Early alpha stage with one map, possible expansion into a network
Optimisation	Custom spigot core for server optimisation

FAQ

Question	Answer
Is the server in beta or alpha stage?	The server is currently in the early alpha stage
How many maps does the server have?	At the moment, the server only includes one map
Will the server expand into a network?	There are plans to possibly expand the server into a network in the future
What core does the server use for optimisation?	The server utilises a custom spigot core for optimal performance

Zesty Country Craft 1.21.3

1.21.3, Country, Craft, national pride, patriotism, Zest, zest for life, zest for living, zestful, zestful citizens, zestful community, zestful country, zestful culture, zestful lifestyle, zestful living, zestful nation, zestful people, zestful society, zestful traditions, zestfully, zestiness, Zesty

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	5466
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	26	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Runes Activated:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5	Enchanted Armories Found:	7
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6

Join our Minecraft server and experience the ultimate zesty adventure!

We have more sheep than you can count, and they all wear sunglasses for maximum coolness.

Our pigs have been trained in the art of breakdancing, so you can have epic dance battles with them.

The cows on our server produce chocolate milk, because why settle for regular milk when you can have chocolatey goodness?

And if you’re feeling adventurous, you can ride our llamas into battle against the evil zombie hordes.

So come on down and join us for a zesty time like no other!

CryBabyCraft Minecraft Server

CryBabyCraft, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	4096
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Phoenix Feathers Found:	11	Treasure Maps Found:	13
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Zombie Dances:	4
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Divine Relics Bestowed:	11
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	1810
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	20	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server that will test your patience and decision-making skills? Look no further than our server, where we promise to give you the ultimate challenge just like dealing with a bossy and manipulative grandkid!

Join us and experience the thrill of trying to reason with a crying eight-year-old who only wants her cake in one piece. And don’t forget about the intense chess matches where you’ll have to come up with creative solutions to avoid a meltdown.

But beware, our server is not for the faint of heart. Just like dealing with a tantrum-throwing child, you’ll need nerves of steel and a sense of humor to survive the chaos. So come on, join us and see if you have what it takes to handle the ultimate Minecraft challenge!

TattooTroubleCraft

Argument, Author, avoidance, Body, Boyfriend, Communication, decision, disagreement, Expression, Individuality, judgment, justification, London, personal choice, Quote, relationship, self esteem, Self-expression, tattoo, TattooTroubleCraft

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	7233
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	29
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Love Letters Sent:	15
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Emeralds Found:	1710
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Crystal Wands Charged:	17
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	5
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Chimeras Created:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape from all the drama and judgment like this poor soul with the tattoo! Join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, creativity, and most importantly, no judgment for your ink choices!

On our server, you can express yourself freely without fear of being shamed by your significant other. Build a world where your tattoos are celebrated, not criticized. Who cares if it’s a quote from a famous author or a random doodle – it’s all about self-expression here!

Join us and let your creativity run wild. And hey, if you need a break from the drama, just log on and immerse yourself in a world where the only thing that matters is having fun. No need to justify your decisions here – just build, explore, and enjoy the freedom of Minecraft!