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Players: | 96/600 | Votes: | 6164 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Chaos Gates Opened: | 2 | Mineshafts Explored: | 3 |
Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 2 | Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 14 |
Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 3 | Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 2 |
Haunted Chests Opened: | 2 | Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 2 |
Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 2 | Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 3 |
Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 2 | Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 1 |
Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 25 | Royal Courts Attended: | 4 |
Our server is filled with hilarious mini-games, like “Hot Potato” where you have to pass around a lit TNT block without blowing up, or “Pig Racing” where you can bet on which pig will win the race (spoiler alert: they’re all pretty slow).
And if you’re looking for a challenge, try out our custom dungeons filled with crazy mobs like zombie chickens and skeleton cows. Defeat them to earn special loot like diamond armor that makes you look like a giant potato (because why not?).
So come join us on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft SMP and experience the most absurd and entertaining gameplay you’ve ever seen. Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into next!