New Minecraft Servers

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of the same old Minecraft SMPs where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our server is a wild mix of Redditors and 4chan users trying to coexist peacefully (spoiler alert: it never works).

Join us for epic battles over whether cats or dogs are superior, intense debates about pineapple on pizza, and heated discussions about the best way to build a dirt house.

But beware, things can get pretty crazy around here. One time, someone built a giant statue of Pepe the Frog that came to life and started terrorizing the server. Another time, a group of Redditors tried to overthrow the 4chan mods by spamming them with wholesome memes.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s equal parts chaos and hilarity, come join us! Just be prepared to defend your memes and your dignity at all costs.

New Minecraft Server
GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • Ladies in Blocks: Memory Decline

    Ladies in Blocks: Memory Decline

    New Minecraft Servers

    LOL come join our epic minecraft server where we have the most sexist states fighting for dominance! Watch as women’s memory declines faster than a creeper exploding in your face! It’s like watching nine years of cognitive aging happen in real time, but with pixelated blocks and funky avatars! Join now for a wild ride of sexism and memory loss, it’s gonna be a blast!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Anarchy Network

    Anarchy Network

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to Anarchy Network!

    Launch Date October 11th, 2024
    Location New York City, NY, USA
    Minecraft Version 1.10 – 1.21.4 (recommended: 1.21.3)
    World Border 1 Million blocks (2Mx2M)

    The server is a Semi-Anarchy Minecraft Server designed to offer a pure, unmodified survival experience, with minimal rules and modifications to preserve the essence of Vanilla Minecraft. It is online 24/7 and allows Griefing/PvP with the only non-vanilla action of /spawn for players far out.

    FAQ:

    1. Why do you have rules unlike 2b2t?

    While a server with no rules might be suitable for some, not everyone enjoys an environment filled with spam, lag, and cheaters. This is why we have our four rules: Keep the chat civil, No exploits, No lagging, and No duping items.

    2. If Anarchy Network is true anarchy, why can’t I use cheats?

    This is a “Semi-Anarchy” server which means the server differs from pure Anarchy and we have some limitations in place. Cheats are third-party modifications to the game which ruin other players’ experience; therefore, cheats are not allowed.

    If the server sounds interesting to you, here is our IP and discord server:

    Server IP: AnarchyNetwork.net

    Discord Server: https://discord.gg/W7hRYgb2z9

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Adventures of the Lost 1.20.1

    Adventures of the Lost 1.20.1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Yo, bro, do you even Minecraft? This server is like if UQ Holder met a creeper and had a baby. It’s like a time-traveling adventure where you can self-insert and ruin the timeline in the most epic way possible. Join us for a wild ride through blocky chaos and questionable decisions. Don’t question it, just join and embrace the madness!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Monthly Thang Minecraft SMP

    Monthly Thang Minecraft SMP

    New Minecraft Servers

    Yo, listen up fam! If you ain’t on this Minecraft SMP, you missing out big time! We got more drama than a soap opera, I’m telling you. Last week, Steve stole all of Alex’s diamonds and tried to blame it on a creeper. Like, come on bro, we all saw you sneaking around with that pickaxe!

    But that’s not even the best part. Our monthly events are straight fire, no cap. We had a build battle where someone tried to recreate the Eiffel Tower but ended up with a giant blocky chicken instead. And don’t even get me started on our epic PvP tournaments. I saw a pig take down a fully geared player with nothing but a carrot. It was wild, y’all.

    So if you want in on the action, hit us up. Just be prepared for some serious shenanigans and a whole lot of laughs. And remember, on this Minecraft SMP, anything goes. Just watch out for those sneaky creepers trying to steal your loot. Ain’t nobody got time for that!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Rent & Bills Minecraft Server

    Rent & Bills Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as drama-filled as your relationship? Look no further! Join our server for a rollercoaster ride of emotions and outrageous stories.

    Just like this player who refused to change how bills are split with their girlfriend! Will you stand your ground like this player, or will you be the supportive partner who helps them through tough times? Join now and find out!

    Who knows, maybe you’ll find yourself in a similar situation where you have to navigate tricky conversations and stand your ground. Or maybe you’ll just build a giant castle and have a blast with your friends. Either way, this server is guaranteed to keep you entertained!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP